We Simply Had To Say Something About the Complete Freaking Disaster That Is the Dallas Cowboys After Yet Another Collapse…This Time Against the Packers – Jerry Jones Hires People Smaller Than He Is and Thus the Dallas Cowboys Have Become A Football Team of “Dwarfs” – YES….the Dallas Cowboys Are The Worst Run Pro Sports Franchise in American Sports History….PERIOD
We will have a lot more to say when the NFL Post Week 15 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings are released on Tuesday morning BUT we must make a few comments about the…
Complete Freaking Meltdown of the Dallas Cowboys
….on Sunday afternoon against the Packers because it is impossible for us to pass this one by without saying something!
Ranier Sabin of the Dallas Morning News has a very direct take on what the enduring problem with the Dallas Cowboys is which popped-up against the Packers again in his latest….
….and before we get to Jason Garrett, Monte Kiffin, Tony Romo and Jerry Jones we must first address Cowboys offensive coordinator Bill Callahan who NO ONE here at Coaches Hot Seat would hire to…
Take Out Our Trash
…..because it the unanimous opinion of EVERYONE here at Coaches Hot Seat that Bill Callahan would find a way to…..
“F-Up rolling the trash cans from the side of the house to the end of the driveway!”
We have followed Bill Callahan’s coaching career for years here at Coaches Hot Seat starting when he joined the Oakland Raiders staff in 1998 when many of us were still living in the San Francisco Bay area and in the first year of CHS’s existence in 2007 Bill Callahan was in his last year of a very unsuccessful tenure as the head coach of the Nebraska Cornhuskers which was a hire in our opinion here at CHS that was the…
2 nd Worst Hire in College Football History
….behind Lane Kiffin’s hiring at Tennessee in 2009!
If you are starting get the feeling that we believe that Bill Callahan is a…
Complete Freaking Joke as a Football Coach on ANY level including Pee-Wee Football YOU WOULD BE RIGHT!
Why the Dallas Cowboys did not run the ball right down the throats of that reeling Green Bay Packers defense is a mystery to us….UNTIL WE REMEMBER that the Dallas Cowboys plays are being called by…
Bill Callahan
….who we still would NEVER hire to take out our trash forget about being a coach on a team that we were involved with, were coaching and for Damn sure….OWNED!
As for Dallas Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett with the loss to the Packers Garrett’s win/loss record with the Cowboys is…
28 – 26
….in 4.5 years on the job and as unbelievable as it may sound the Dallas Cowboys might not make the Playoffs in a season when two of their NFC East division counterparts are in complete freefalls the…
Washington Redskins
New York Giants
….who are 3 – 11 and 5 – 9 respectively.
YES….we probably would hire Jason Garrett to take out the trash because Garrett probably could get the trash cans from the side of the house to the end of the driveway BUT for Damn sure….
We would NEVER hire Jason Garrett to coach ANY DAMN football team including our sons’ Pee-Wee football teams!
In our opinion Jason Garrett…even with a career 28 – 26 win/loss record with the Dallas Cowboys….is Jerry Jones PERFECT head coach because Garrett is viewed in our opinion in the mind of Jones as someone….
Below Jones….an Employee….and someone that Jones can control
…..and for those of that live in the REAL World that have to run REAL World businesses that don’t have multi-billion Dollars TV contracts to fall back on and lots of Very Damn Stupid fans that will buy tickets and merchandise even when the owner is destroying a football team we have a Helluva different approach to hiring people which was summed up best by the famous advertising man David Ogilvy:
Sorry Jerry Jones BUT the Dallas Cowboys are a….
Football Team of Dwarfs
….and it is YOUR FAULT because you hired all of these LOSERS….PERIOD.
As for Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo it has been our opinion for years now that Tony Romo is an AVERAGE QB and if Tony Romo came out for the Coaches Hot Seat Flag Football team he would be running 4 th string QB at best although he admittedly would be backing up some very good quarterbacks!
NO….we would NEVER want Tony Romo as a member of any football team we were on because it is our opinion that Tony Romo is a….
Self-Centered Pompous Ass that Believes He is God’s Gift to Earth
…..(which easily makes Dez Bryant something never seen on this Earth) and everyone saw again on Sunday what happens when you have at QB for the Cowboys who is a…
Self-Centered Pompous Ass that Believes He is God’s Gift to Earth
….who believes in our opinion that HE and HE ALONE can “win the game” and not surprisingly again….
Tony Romo Happened!
In our opinion Tony Romo is a Two-Bit Hack of a Quarterback and if we bought the Dallas Cowboys tomorrow we would immediately cut him from the team….PERIOD.
As for Dallas Cowboys defense coordinator Monte Kiffin the Tampa 2 Defense is a relic that the Coaches Hot Seat Flag Football Team would SHRED so what do you think that NFL teams will do it….
They Will and Are Destroying Monte Kiffin’s Tampa 2 Defense!
Monte Kiffin is a great guy and at one time he had a cutting edge defense that worked well when he had very good players to put onto the field to play that defense but as of right now….December 2013….we wouldn’t hire Monte Kiffin to coordinate or coach the defense of our sons’ Pee-Wee football team…..PERIOD.
As for Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones what in the Hell can be said about Jerry Jones that hasn’t already been said?
Well, one thing that can ALWAYS be said that the….
Complete Freaking Disaster
…that is the Dallas Cowboys football team which is comprised of…
An Offensive Coordinator in Bill Callahan we would not hire nor trust to take out our garbage correctly.
A Head Coach in Jason Garrett we would NOT hire to coach ANY football team on any level.
A Quarterback in Tony Romo who we would cut immediately from the team if we bought the Dallas Cowboys tomorrow and who in our opinion is the most Overrated Player in NFL History!
A Defensive Coordinator in Monte Kiffin that is running a defensive scheme that is a running joke in the offices of coaches of the other teams around the NFL.
An Owner in Jerry Jones that is….
Completely Damn Responsible for ALL OF THE ABOVE….PERIOD.
Much more to come on Tuesday morning in the Post Week 15 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings and until then if you are a fan of the Dallas Cowboys we can only say….
We feel Very Damn Sorry for you because you are a fan of nothing short of the…
Worst Run Pro Sports Franchise in American Sports History
….PERIOD.
All of the above of course is our opinions of the Dallas Cowboys.