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NFL Post Week 17 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

Give These Hot Seat Coaches End of the Year Hell Johnny Cash!

NFL Post Week 17 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

1.  Mike Shanahan, Washington Redskins – All things point to Mike Shanahan being fired this morning by the Washington Redskins and if HALF of what is in this Washington Post story is true about Shanahan….

Mike Shanahan hasn’t solved Washington Redskins’ problems during uneven tenure, Kent Babb and Mark Maske, Washington Post

…..then Mike Shanahan for Damn Sure should be fired this morning by Dan Snyder.

It will be interesting to see who Dan Snyder hires in the never ending….

As the World Turns Complete Disaster that is the Washington Redskins Football Team!

 

2.  Dennis Allen, Oakland Raiders – In two seasons as the head coach of the Oakland Raiders Dennis Allen has put up win/loss records of….

2012:  4 – 12
2013:  4 – 12

Overall:  8 – 24 (.250)

….and Allen’s two predecessors as the head coach of the Raiders, Hue Jackson and Tom Cable, put up records of….

Hue Jackson
2011:  8 – 8
Overall:  8 – 8 (.500)

Tom Cable
2008:  4 – 8
2009:  5 – 11
2010:  8 – 8
Overall:  17 – 27 (.386)

….and Dennis Allen should be given another season to coach the Raiders?

Sources say Raiders’ Dennis Allen will return, Vic Tafur, San Francisco Chronicle

REALLY?

We have watched the Oakland Raiders football team play a lot in 2013 and in our opinion….

We would NOT hire Dennis Allen to coach our sons’ Pee Wee football teams and yet he is the head coach of the Oakland Raiders?

There is ALL you need to know about what a Complete Freaking Joke the Oakland Raiders are a football team and as an organization.

 

3.  Jason Garrett, Dallas Cowboys – If your measure to evaluate Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett is….

MEDIOCRITY

….then Jason Garrett is not too bad of a head football coach.

If your measure to evaluate Cowboys head coach Jason Garret is….

EXCELLENCE

….then Jason Garret has been a….

Complete Freaking Failure

….as the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys.

Luckily for Jason Garrett he works for an Owner and General Manager of the Dallas Cowboys in Jerry Jones…that in our opinion values…

Getting His Precious Ass Kissed

….over….

EXCELLENCE and WINNING!

Just our opinions as Citizens of the American Republic and again we say a prayer every night that….

Jerry Jones is just one American living in the early 21 st Century because in our opinion if you had Jerry Jones running around America for the past 230-plus years then there would be….

NO American Republic in existence today

…..because Candy Ass Pussies that are willing to accept…

MEDIOCRITY

….is NOT what the American Republic was founded upon and is about today 230-plus years after its founding.

Keep Kissing and Buttering-Up that Ass Jason Garrett because if you keep doing that….in our opinion….

You will have a “long career” in Dallas!

 

4.  Leslie Frazier, Minnesota Vikings – Below are Vikings head coach Leslie Frazier’s win/loss records in Minnesota:

2010:  3 – 3
2011:  3 – 13
2012:  10 – 6
2013:  5 – 10 – 1

Overall:  21 – 32 – 1 (.398)

The Vikings head coach that Leslie Frazier replaced in Minnesota was Brad Childress and his Overall Win/Loss Record in five seasons with the Vikings was…

39 – 35  (.527)

Enough said on the Minnesota Vikings.

 

5.  Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions – In FIVE seasons as the head coach of the Detroit Lions Jim Schwartz has put up win/loss records of…

2009:  2 – 14
2010:  6 – 10
2011:  10 – 6 – Playoff Appearance
2012:  4 – 12
2013:  7 – 9

Overall:  29 – 51 (.363)

That will keep you employed in the NFL?

REALLY?

Where the Hell do we sign-up to be a Mediocre Worker that makes Millions of Dollars a year?

 

6.  Greg Schiano, Tampa Bay Buccaneers – So from year 1 with the Bucs with a record of…

7 – 9

….the Bucs finish in Year 2 under Greg Schiano of…

4 – 12

….and that is supposed to be something to celebrate and congratulate Greg Schiano on “achieving?”

YES….there is at least ONE PLACE in America where you can…

Fail Completely and Totally

….and be praised by MORONS that have never worked a day of their lives in the REAL WORLD….i.e….

Not in the Media

OR

Not in Professional Sports

….and that place where you can Fail Completely and Totally and be patted-on-the-back and praised is the….

NFL!

Boy, it must be GREAT to be a Billionaire that….

Don’t Have A Freaking Clue about Sports or how to run a Professional Sports Franchise….Franchises!

 

7.  Rex Ryan, New York Jets – The New York Jets under Rex Ryan the last three seasons have put up win/loss records of….

22 – 24  (.478)

….with…

NO Playoff Appearances

…..and if the owner of the Jets, Woody Johnson, who in our opinion…

Wouldn’t Know An Honest Day’s Work If It Hit Him the Ass

….is satisfied with that below .500 record by Ryan then we here at Coaches Hot Seat are Very Damn Thankful that…

Woody Johnson is the great-grandson of Robert Wood Johnson

….rather than Robert Wood Johnson himself because if Woody had been Robert….in our opinion of course….

Johnson & Johnson would NOT EXIST TODAY!

Be Proud Woody Johnson!

YOUR New York Jets Franchise and Football Team is…

AVERAGE!

JUST LIKE YOU!

Serious Question:  If the 32 NFL Owners went to West Texas and Shoveled Shit for the next year and left their teams to be run by this fellow….

….would the 32 NFL Teams be better or worse a year from now?

Answer:  This is an easy one…..A HELLUVA LOT BETTER!

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Coaches Hot Seat NFL Quotes of the Day – Monday, December 30, 2013 – Thomas Edison

“Be courageous. I have seen many depressions in business. Always America has emerged from these stronger and more prosperous. Be brave as your fathers before you. Have faith! Go forward!”

And

“Being busy does not always mean real work. The object of all work is production or accomplishment and to either of these ends there must be forethought, system, planning, intelligence, and honest purpose, as well as perspiration. Seeming to do is not doing.”

And

“Discontent is the first necessity of progress.”

And

“Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.”

And

“His genius he was quite content in one brief sentence to define; Of inspiration one percent, of perspiration, ninety nine.”

And

“One might think that the money value of an invention constitutes its reward to the man who loves his work. But… I continue to find my greatest pleasure, and so my reward, in the work that precedes what the world calls success.”

And

“I never did a day’s work in my life. It was all fun.”

And

“I never did anything by accident, nor did any of my inventions come by accident; they came by work.”

And

“If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves.”

And

“It is astonishing what an effort it seems to be for many people to put their brains definitely and systematically to work.”

And

“Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.”

And

“Nearly every man who develops an idea works it up to the point where it looks impossible, and then he gets discouraged. That’s not the place to become discouraged.”

And

“The reason a lot of people do not recognize opportunity is because it usually goes around wearing overalls looking like hard work.”

And

“The three great essentials to achieve anything worth while are: Hard work, Stick-to-itiveness, and Common sense.”

And

“The value of an idea lies in the using of it.”

And

“There is no substitute for hard work.”

And

“There’s a way to do it better – find it.”

And

“What you are will show in what you do.”

And

“Your worth consists in what you are and not in what you have.”

And

“Anything that won’t sell, I don’t want to invent. Its sale is proof of utility, and utility is success.”

And

“I know this world is ruled by infinite intelligence. Everything that surrounds us- everything that exists – proves that there are infinite laws behind it. There can be no denying this fact. It is mathematical in its precision.”

And

“Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.”

And

“Restlessness is discontent and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure.”

And

“During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple. I would construct a theory and work on its lines until I found it was untenable. Then it would be discarded at once and another theory evolved. This was the only possible way for me to work out the problem. … I speak without exaggeration when I say that I have constructed 3,000 different theories in connection with the electric light, each one of them reasonable and apparently likely to be true. Yet only in two cases did my experiments prove the truth of my theory. My chief difficulty was in constructing the carbon filament. . . . Every quarter of the globe was ransacked by my agents, and all sorts of the queerest materials used, until finally the shred of bamboo, now utilized by us, was settled upon.” On his years of research in developing the electric light bulb

And

“Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.”

And

“If our nation can issue a dollar bond, it can issue a dollar bill. The element that makes the bond good, makes the bill good, also. The difference between the bond and the bill is the bond lets money brokers collect twice the amount of the bond and an additional 20%, whereas the currency pays nobody but those who contribute directly in some useful way. … It is absurd to say our country can issue $30 million in bonds and not $30 million in currency. Both are promises to pay, but one promise fattens the usurers and the other helps the people.”

And

“I believe in the existence of a Supreme Intelligence pervading the Universe.”‘

And

“We don’t know a millionth of one percent about anything.”

And

“I find out what the world needs. Then, I go ahead and invent it.”

And

“I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom. Seventy-five of us worked twenty hours every day and slept only four hours — and thrived on it.”

Wikipedia:  Thomas Edison

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