Post Week 1 NFL Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give these NFL Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny Cash!
Post Week 1 NFL Coaches Hot Seat Rankings
Give these NFL Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny Cash!
1. Jason Garrett, Dallas Cowboys – Could Jason Garrett, Tony Romo, Jerry Jones, and the Dallas Cowboys have had a worse Week 1 game than their 28 – 17 loss to the San Francisco 49ers which could have been 50 – 17 if Harbaugh and the 49ers had wanted the score to be higher?
NO is the simple answer to that question!
Our opinion on Jason Garrett has not changed in the six seasons that he has been the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys since taking over for Wade Phillips during the 2010 season:
Jason Garrett is NOT qualified to be a head football coach in the NFL
Hell, Jason Garrett is NOT qualified to coach our kids’ 110-lb pee-wee football teams.
The TRUTH is that Bozo the Clown could have posted a .500 coaching the Dallas Cowboys in the past five seasons with all the money that Lead Idiot Jerry Jones has spent on talent for his team and why the Hell would any NFL owner have a coach that can achieve what Bozo the Clown could do for a Helluva lot less money?
Lead Idiot Jerry Jones owns the Dallas Cowboys is the answer to that question.
As for Tony Romo….very simply Tony Romo is the most overrated player in American football history on any level……PERIOD.
2. Dennis Allen, Oakland Raiders – Dennis Allen may have been a solid defensive coordinator during his career but from what we have seen of Allen with the Raiders the past two seasons he is not much of a head coach but then the Raiders have made a habit of hiring people that are “not much of a head coach” in recent years so Allen should feel very comfortable in Oakland.
Dennis Allen is now 8 – 25 in his third season at Oakland with the opening week loss to the New York Jets and up next for the Raiders is a game against the Houston Texans at home and the way Houston looked in Week 1 it looks like the Raiders will be going to 0 – 2 soon!
Can Dennis Allen win more than 4 games coaching Oakland in 2014?
Uhhh….looking over their schedule….NOT LIKELY!
3. Gus Bradley, Jacksonville Jaguars – Gus Bradley and the Jaguars missed a great opportunity to get a BIG WIN on Sunday after jumping out to a 17 – 0 lead at halftime over the Philadelphia Eagles BUT 34 points by Chip Kelly & Company in the second-half and Bradley is again…
Moving On Up To the Top of the NFL Coaches Hot Seat Rankings!
Gus Bradley won 4 games in 2014 in his first season as the head coach of the Jaguars and to get off the Hot Seat in 2015 he will need to win…
8 games minimum
….which makes the Week 2 game at the Washington Redskins very Damn important for Bradley because this is a game the Jags could, should, and better Damn win!
4. Marc Trestman, Chicago Bears – Marc Trestman led the Chicago Bears to an…
8 – 8
….record last season which was a decent effort BUT losing to the Buffalo Bills at home to open up 2014 is no way to start this season and up next for the Bears is a game….
At San Francisco!
Coach Hard Marc Trestman or your rear-end is going to get Very Damn Hot!
5. Joe Philbin, Miami Dolphins – Maybe it’s just us but the Miami Dolphins did look like a lot better and more motivated football team in their Week 1 win against the New England Patriots than they looked anytime last season and if Joe Philbin wants to get off and stay off the Hot Seat then he better keep his team rolling against a suddenly very fired-up team in the Buffalo Bills in Buffalo.
Can Joe Philbin get off the Hot Seat and take the Miami Dolphins to the Playoffs in 2014?
We don’t see why the Hell not?
Coach Hard Joe Philbin!
6. Tom Coughlin, New York Giants –
Memo to Tom Coughlin on the Detroit Lions Game: What the Hell was that? Really now….what the Hell was that?
We will answer the above question for Tom Coughlin: The New York Giants performance against the Detroit Lions was a Complete Freaking Disgrace!
Let’s ask the now obvious question:
Is Tom Coughlin over-the-hill as a head coach of an NFL team?
Uhhhhhh….that would be a BIG YES!
Memo to New York Giants fans: In our opinion the owners of the New York Giants are sacrificing the entire 2014 season and maybe seasons in the future on the cross of what Tom Coughlin has done in the PAST. That would make New York Giants fans one thing and one thing only….CHUMPS!
Up next for Tom Coughlin and the New York Giants….Arizona!
Got 0 – 2 Tom Coughlin and the New York Giants?
You will have 0 – 2 soon!
7. Rex Ryan, New York Jets – The Good News for Rex Ryan and the Jets in Week 1 is that the Jets got a WIN!
The Bad New for Rex Ryan and the Jets in Week 1 is that the Jets got a WIN over the Oakland Raiders which the Coaches Hot Seat Flag-Football team could whip with our starting quarterback injured so that win over the Raiders means….
NOTHING!
With that win over the Jets Rex Ryan is now….
47 – 40
….in six seasons with the team with the Jets missing the Playoffs the last three seasons.
Can the Jets miss the Playoffs again in 2014 and Rex Ryan keep his job?
Well….the Jets are a Mediocre organization run by Mediocre people and owned by an Mediocre person so YES if the Jets miss the Playoffs again Rex Ryan could return for the 2015 season!
The Good News….at least the Jets aren’t owned by a Complete Freaking Idiot like the Dallas Cowboys!