Greg Schiano and Tennessee – Be Thankful Tennessee Fans…You Avoided A Pompous Arrogant Ass Jerk…and Even Worse In Our Opinion!
We don’t have a Damn Clue why Tennessee was ever pursuing Greg Schiano for their head coaching job since after five years of employing a…
Pompous Arrogant Ass Jerk
…as your head coach the last Damn person on the Earth you would want to hire it seems is another…
Pompous Arrogant Ass Jerk
…and we could care less what Schiano may have known or didn’t know about that Evil Bastard Jerry Sandusky during his time at Penn State but we do know this…
We would not hire Greg Schiano to Shovel Shit
….and we say that for a lot of reasons but primarily because we have talked to enough people about Schiano to know that….
We would not hire Greg Schiano to Shovel Shit!
Consider this story from 2012 when Greg Schiano was still the head coach of the Tampa Bay Bucs…
….which is better summarized by Greg than us:
I’m all for new faces shaking things up. I like it when people question conventional NFL wisdom. I don’t think enough people do it, and as a result I think things have a tendency to get a little redundant with the league from time to time. So if a new hotshot coach wants to come in from the college ranks and shake things up with a new defense or some funky new plays or even a new attitude, I’m generally all for it.
That is not, however, what Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach Greg Schiano is up to with this thing where he had his players jump over the line and after New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning while Manning was taking a knee at the end of Sunday’s game. The Giants were justifiably upset about the maneuver, and Schiano’s excuse was weak and stupid. Per ESPNNewYork.com:
“I don’t know if that’s not something that’s not done in the National Football League, but what I do with our football team is we fight until they tell us ‘Game over,'” Schiano said. “There’s nothing dirty about it and there’s nothing illegal about it.
“We crowd the ball — it’s like a sneak defense and you try to knock it loose. Watch Rutgers, they would know if they watched us that’s what we did at the end of the game.”
Rutgers is, of course, where Schiano was coaching this time last year. And there are a few real problems with his rationale. First of all, you don’t see teams doing that stuff at the college level, and it’s for the same reason you don’t see it at the NFL level. It’s because it’s a real good way to get people hurt for no good reason. If you’re losing and out of timeouts and the other team has the ball with so little time left that they can kneel down and run out the clock, you’ve lost. It doesn’t prove anything to your players or anyone else if you’re the fake tough guy who refuses to accept that. All it does is put people at silly risk of injury at the end of 60 minutes’ worth of brutal, health-threatening collisions. You owe it to your own players to know when you’re beaten and back off. Asking them to make a useless leaping hit in that situation is putting them at risk the same way it’s putting the other team at risk. It’s irresponsible.”
Amen Greg Graziano and we repeat that Greg Schiano is a…
Pompous Arrogant Ass Jerk
We would not hire Greg Schiano to Shovel Shit
…and who also in our opinion is…
A Sorry Damn Excuse for a Human Being
Be Thankful fans of Tennessee Football that you got in the way and this Sorry Damn Bastard didn’t become part of YOUR football program which YOU OWN since after….
YOU folks pay ALL the Damn Bills
…in Knoxville and you have every Damn right to stand-up and DEMAND that these Damn Morons at the University of Tennessee end this Damn Stupidity before they totally destroy Tennessee Football!
Give these Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny Cash!
Thanks Mr. Cash!
1. David Beaty, Kansas – You really can’t make up what is going on with Kansas Football right now where the AD at KU Sheahon Zenger hired Charlie Weis in 2012 who then promptly posted records of…
Overall: 6 – 22
Big 12: 1 – 18
….who was then replaced by current head coach David Beaty who in three seasons has posted records of…
Overall: 3 – 33
Big 12: 1 – 26
….with the Jayhawks giving up…
…in 9 of its 12 football games in 2017 and…
….in 11 of its 11 games against FBS teams in 2017!
Now if the fans of Kansas Football don’t mind being…
The Laughingstock of College Football
…and to have a Damn Moron as your AD then more the power to you folks but please don’t tell us there is anyone working at the University of Kansas that oversees the Kansas Football program that gives a Damn about…
Winning, Excellence, Pride, Class…Hell…ANYTHING AT ALL!
Last week a Coaches Hot Seat member got a text from a football assistant coach at a Big 12 Conference school that said…
“Everyone Big 12 hoping KU keeps DB least 1 more year because it’s only sure win on sked right now if Rhule gets things going at Baylor”
…and on Sunday when it was announced by Kansas that David Beaty would be back for the 2018 season that same assistant coach sent that CHS member the following text!
Be proud fans of Kansas Football….Oh…be so Damn proud!
2. Lovie Smith, Illinois – In two years at Illinois Lovie Smith has now posted records of…
Overall: 5 – 19
Big Ten: 2 – 16
….and in 2017 posting a 2 – 10 record the Illini beat…
Hell…not only did Illinois go 0 – 9 in Big Ten Conference play in 2017 on October 14 they lost to now 4 – 8 Rutgers….at Home…by the score of 35 – 24!
Please…is there someone….anyone….in North America that can tell us why Lovie Smith is the head coach of the Illinois Football program?
Didn’t think so!
3. David Bailiff, Rice – Posting a record of 1 – 11 in 2017 and sitting on records of…
Overall: 57 – 80
CUSA: 40 – 48
…..in 11 seasons at Rice the end must be near for head coach David Bailiff which would open up a Helluva job for some coach that could bring some energy to Houston and win some football games!
4. Kliff Kingsbury, Texas Tech – We are not quite sure what it takes to get your ass fired at Texas Tech but if these records won’t do it…
Overall: 30 – 32
Big 12: 16 – 30
….after five years on the job then one would think there are a Helluva lot of…
Below Average As Hell Folks
…working Lubbock at Texas Tech University right now!
While Texas Tech AD Kirby Hocutt is spending a lot of time in Dallas working on the College Football Playoff Committee which tomorrow could be replaced by two monkeys, a house cat, a parakeet and a Damn Moron and do just a good job as the committee members we cannot help but wonder what in the Hell is Hocutt looking at in evaluating the Texas Tech head football coach Kliff Kingsbury who is averaging…
3.2 wins in conference play
…a season playing 9 conference games a year!
Clearly there is some kind of Damn Moron supplement in the water that ADs in the Big 12 Conference are drinking or Big 12 university presidents are just hiring Damn Morons in AD positions!
5. Luke Fickell, Cincinnati – On Saturday the Cincinnati Bearcats eked out a…
22 – 21
…win over a 3 – 9 UConn football team which leaves Cincinnati with a 4 – 8 record in Luck Fickell’s first year on the job and is there anyone on Earth that thinks Fickell will win 6+ games in Year 2 coaching the Bearcats?
Oh…there is someone….did you see that last Saturday Cincinnati got beat 48 – 20 by an East Carolina team that Memphis just beat by the score of 77 – 13?
We don’t believe in allowing a mistake to fester and if the folks at Cincinnati had a Damn Clue they would fire Luck Fickell today but they don’t have a Damn Clue so expect the Bearcats to have another losing season in 2018 and in 2019 as well if Fickell makes it to 2019 as the Cincinnati head coach!
6. Kalani Sitake, BYU – On Saturday night BYU got a win over a hapless Hawaii team by the score of 30 – 20 which leaves the Cougars record in 2017 at 4 – 9 and head coach Kalani Sitake’s record in two seasons on the job at…
13 – 13
….and Sitake took over a BYU football program that had won 8+ games in 9 of the last 10 seasons under Bronco Mendenhall and the other season the Cougars won 7 games!
We don’t have a Damn Clue why BYU only won 4 games in 2017 besides that the Cougars offense was nothing short of a Damn Disaster, but we do know that Kalani Sitake better fix the mess he has created in Provo and fix it in a Helluva hurry or his head coaching career will be over a year from today!
7. Brad Lambert, Charlotte – Charlotte is a very young FBS football program but in five seasons as the head coach at Charlotte on both the FCS and FBS levels head coach Brad Lambert is sitting on records of…
Overall: 17 – 41
CUSA: 4 – 20
…and if you can keep your job with those kind of records then there’ s hope for all the Damn Morons out there that now can see that they might indeed be able to make something of themselves at places like Charlotte, Kansas and Texas Tech so hang in there Damn Morons…hang the Hell in there!
8. Matt Rhule, Baylor – It was reported that Matt Rhule saw the Baylor job as some kind of “mission” for him in moving over from Temple and in Rhule’s first year at Baylor on his “mission” he took over a Bears team that won…
…in 2016 and Rhule just posted a record of…
1 – 11
…coaching the Bears so we have this obvious question for Matt:
How’s that “mission” working out for you Son?
The best thing the folks at Baylor can say today is…
Thank God and the Pillsbury Dough Boy for Kansas!
9. Chris Ash, Rutgers – In two seasons as the Rutgers head coach Chris Ash has posted records of..
Overall: 6 – 18
Big Ten: 3 – 15
…and we cannot help but wonder how long Ash can go posting these kinds of records and then we realize this is Rutgers…now playing in the Big Ten and not the Big East…and the expectations at Rutgers….
Not Real Damn High
…so the losing could go on for awhile here now….it could go on for a Damn long time before Ash gets run!
10. Brent Brennan, San Jose State – Congrats to San Jose State head coach Brent Brennan and his football team winning their FIRST football game against a FBS team on Saturday against Wyoming which has got to be Very Damn Embarrassing for the Cowboys and head coach Craig Bohl because you just got beat by a 2 – 11 team cowpokes and that is…
Pretty, Pretty Damn Embarrassing!
Can Brent Brennan win in 2018 more than the 2 games that his football team won in 2017?
We haven’t a Damn clue and don’t really care for that matter!