Daily Archive: November 10, 2015

Post Week 10 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – 11 – 20 Hot Seat Head Coaches – Mr. Cash….We Don’t Think These Coaches on the Hot Seat Can Hear You Johnny…Go Ahead….Give It To Them Straight Johnny!

 

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Mr. Cash….We Don’t Think These Coaches on the Hot Seat Can Hear You Johnny…Go Ahead….Give It To Them Straight Johnny!

Yep…That’s the Way You Do It Mr. Cash!

Post Week 10 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

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11.  Craig Bohl, Wyoming – On Saturday Craig Bohl’s Wyoming football team lost to Colorado State by the score of 26 – 7 to lose the Bronze Boot Game to the Rams for the THIRD straight year which is the SECOND straight under Cowboys head coach Bohl and if there is one piece of advice we would give to Craig Bohl now that he is the head coach of the Pokes….

Beat Colorado State Son…like Next Year or your stay in Laramie is going to be a short one!

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Now in his SECOND year with the Wyoming Craig Bohl is now sitting on records of….

Overall:  5 – 17

MWC:  3 – 11

….and in 2015 records of…

1 – 9 overall

1 – 5 in MWC play

…..and if that won’t land your rear-end on the Hot Seat then NOTHING WILL!

Wyoming has left in 2015:

At San Diego State
UNLV

Yes….these are hard times on the plains of Wyoming and it’s going to take a Herculean job by Craig Bohl to turn things around with the Cowboys football program and now Bohl probably understands why in the 60-plus years since the legendary coach Bowden Wyatt left Wyoming after SIX years on the job for Arkansas and then later Tennessee before becoming a member of the College Football Hall of Fame as a coach the average stay of a head football coach at Wyoming has been….

3.27 Years

….with 4 out of the last 15 head football coaches at Wyoming staying 2 years or less on the job!

Wyoming is just Flat-Out a TOUGH head coaching position and it takes a very unique kind of coach who may or may not be a great head coach but for Damn sure he is an…

Unique Kind of Coach

….that fits well on the very unique plains of Wyoming.

Continued Good Luck Coach Bohl….You Will Need It Son Because…You Are At Wyoming!

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12,  Trent Miles, Georgia State – Georgia State gave La. Lafayette a pretty good game on Saturday before losing 23 – 21 at home in the Georgia Dome which is one the main selling features of the Georgia State football program in our opinion….

That you get to play in the Georgia Dome (and the new Falcons stadium we would guess when Dome torn down)

….and with that loss Trent Miles records at Georgia State in his THIRD year at the school dropped to…

Overall:  3 – 29

Sun Belt: 1 – 18

….and in the words of someone in the South that must have said the following in the past century or so…

“That ain’t good son….that’s just no Damn good!”

…you have the current state of the Georgia State football program 32 games into Trent Miles tenure coaching the Panthers.

Left on Georgia State’s schedule are games against…

At Texas State
South Alabama
Troy
At Georgia Southern

….and we are going to role-play the Georgia State AD in this spot and call Trent Miles into our office on this Tuesday November 10 and say to Coach Miles:

Georgia State AD talking to Trent Miles in his/her office:  Coach Miles….your record in three years at this school is 3 – 29 and you have 1 Sun Belt Conference win. In case you didn’t know it….that ain’t good soon…that’s just no Damn good. Now I will tell you what….I am in a giving mood today….my wife had sex with me last night for the first time in weeks and the girl at Starbucks got my coffee drink right for the first time in weeks so I am happy as dog that just stumbled onto an overturned 18-wheeler that was full of high-quality steaks. If you can win THREE of your last FOUR games you can come back in 2016…ANYTHING short of that and it’s Hasta La Vista son as my friends south of the border like to say!”

There you go Trent Miles…win THREE of your last FOUR games and you will get another season coaching the….

Georgia State Panthers!

Good Luck Son!

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13.  Steve Addazio, Boston College – With Boston College’s loss NC State on Saturday by the score of 24 – 8 that means in 2015 the BC offense has scored….

173 points in 2015

….BUT if you take out the 76 points that Boston College scored against FCS and Big-Time CUPCAKE Howard and the 24 points scored against FCS and another Big-Time CUPCAKE Maine the Eagles have scored…

73 points in 8 Football Games Against FBS Opponents

….or….

9.125 Points Per Game!

Uhhhhh….as someone might say in the South to Steve Addazio although we would recommend they not say it right to Steve’s face…

“That ain’t good son….that’s just no Damn good!”

With that loss to NC State Steve Addazio’s records at Boston College in his THIRD year on the job continue to spiral down…

Overall:  17 – 19

ACC:  8 – 15

…and the Eagles still have to play….

Notre Dame at Fenway Park
At Syracuse

…..and Hell if BC loses their last two games then we would recommend that Steve Addazio be sedated after the loss to the Orange and be brought back to Boston in some kind of padded van because we wouldn’t want to be on a plan with Steve in that situation…..which is just our humble opinion mind you!

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14.  Dana Holgorsen, West Virginia – Crazy Boy Dana Holgorsen got his MUST WIN over Texas Tech on Saturday to raise the Mountaineers records in 2015 to…

4 -4 overall

1 – 4 in Big 12 play

….and now Dana Holgorsen’s records at West Virginia since the Mountaineers entered the Big 12 and since WVU destroyed Clemson in the January 2012 Orange Bowl game which is from the 2013 season forward stand at….

Overall:  22 – 24

Big 12:  12 – 20

….and interestingly since Dabo Swinney’s Clemson football team got DESTROYED in that 2012 Orange Bowl game by West Virginia Dabo has posted records coaching the Tigers of…

Overall:  41 – 7

ACC:  26 – 4

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WOW! Clearly Dabo Swinney got Pissed-Off after Clemson got DESTROYED in that Orange Bowl game and West Virginia went into the Big 12 Conference which has seen the Mountaineers play below average football in what has become one of the toughest conferences in the country to operate and win in since there are just…

So Many Damn Points Being Scored in Big 12 Country These Days

….which wouldn’t be a problem here at Coaches Hot Seat since the CHS Flag-Football Team has scored touchdowns on ALL 187 drives it has begun in 2015!

Getting back to Crazy Boy Dana Holgorsen the 4 – 4 Mountaineers have left games against…

Texas
At Kansas
Iowa State
At Kansas State

….and we see No Damn Reason at All why West Virginia doesn’t win ALL FOUR of its remaining games against VERY AVERAGE teams that Crazy Boy Dana Holgorsen SHOULD BEAT in his FIFTH season on the job in Morgantown.

Good Luck against the Horns Crazy Boy!

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15.  Paul Johnson, Georgia Tech – Take a look at Paul Johnson’s yearly record results in the EIGHT seasons he has been the head coach at Georgia Tech:

2008:  9 – 4
2009:  10 – 3
2010:  6 – 7
2011:  8 – 5
2012:  7 – 7
2013:  7 – 6
2014:  11 – 3
2015:  3 – 6

…and if you toss out the TWO seasons when the Yellow Jackets won 10-plus games in 2009 and 2014 Georgia Tech under Paul Johnson has averaged losing…

5.17 Games Per Year

…..which in the parlance of the South….

“That ain’t good son….that’s just no Damn good!”

Now at 3 – 6 on the season and facing missing a bowl game for the first time at Georgia Tech which his akin to being…

Totally and Completely Worthless

….since bowls on the FBS level of football are the ULTIMATE…

Participation Trophy for Average Candy Asses

….the Yellow Jackets have left to play this season….

Virginia Tech
At Miami
Georgia

….and Hell the way Tech has been playing they could EASILY lose all of their remaining games which we think that even in the…

Age of the Candy Ass

…that would disqualify Tech from going to a bowl game….MAYBE…because after all we are living in the…

Age of the Candy Ass

…and if you are upright and breathing in 2015 your FBS team can get to a bowl game!

16.  Scott Shafer, Syracuse – With the Syracuse loss to the Louisville on Saturday by the score of 41 – 17 that drops the Orange records in 2015 to…

3 – 6 overall

1 – 4 in ACC play

….and Scott Shafer’s records in his THIRD year at Syracuse to…

Overall:  13 – 21

ACC:  6 – 15

…..and the Orange still have to play games against…

Clemson
At NC State
Boston College

…and Whoa Momma that November 28 game against Boston College when both teams will probably be coming into the game at…

3 – 8 on the season

…should be a Humdinger with the LOSING coach…

Being Fired on the Field

…and the WINNING coach….

Being Fired on Sunday Morning!

Coach Hard Boys!

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17.  Paul Haynes, Kent State – “Just the Facts Ma’am…Just the Facts on Paul Haynes Records in THREE Seasons at Kent State”

Overall:  9 – 23

MAC:  6 – 14

AND

Kent State still has to play in 2015 games against…

At Ohio
Central Michigan
At Akron

Damn….

“That ain’t good son….that’s just no Damn good!”

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18.  Tim DeRuyter, Fresno State – With the loss to Nevada last Thursday the Fresno State Bulldogs dropped to 2 – 7 on the season and no doubt Tim DeRuyter’s frustration level continues to rise because after posting records in his first two seasons at Fresno State of…

2012:  9 – 4
2013:  11 – 2

….over the past TWO seasons the Bulldogs have compiled a record of….

8 – 15

…and you got it…

“That ain’t good son….that’s just no Damn good!”

Sitting on a record of 2 – 7 in 2015 the Bulldogs still have to play games against…

At Hawaii
At BYU
Colorado State

….and besides the Warriors finding another win is NOT going to be an easy thing to do for DeRuyter and his football team….NOPE…not going to be easy folks!

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19.  Ron Caragher, San Jose State – Ron Caragher almost beat BYU on Friday night going for two points at the end of regulation and the WIN before losing 17 – 16 which is pretty impressive since BYU has a pretty good football team this season BUT with that loss the Spartans records in 2015 dropped to…

4 – 5 overall

3 – 2 in MWC play

….and San Jose State still has to play games against….

At Nevada
At Hawaii
Boise State

….and as tough as Boise State has been of late we would recommend that Ron Caragher and his football team beat Nevada and Hawaii to get SIX wins on the board before Boise State comes to town on Friday, November 27!

20.  Paul Petrino, Idaho – Idaho was up BIG on South Alabama on Saturday before losing 52 – 45 so maybe Paul Petrino is starting to hit his stride coaching the Vandals with THREE wins on the board and close calls in losses in the last TWO games which leaves Idaho’s records in 2015 at…

3 – 6 overall

2 – 4 in Sun Belt play

….with these games still left on the board:

Appalachian State
At Auburn
Texas State

Hell…we see No Damn Reason at all why Idaho doesn’t have FIVE wins when the 2015 season is over…

No Damn Reason at All!

Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day – Tuesday, November 10, 2015 – George S. Patton

 

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“Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.”

And

“Always do everything you ask of those you command.”

And

“Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle.”

And

“Americans play to win at all times. I wouldn’t give a hoot and hell for a man who lost and laughed. That’s why Americans have never lost nor ever lose a war.”

And

“Better to fight for something than live for nothing.”

And

“Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.”

And

“Don’t tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results.”

And

“I don’t measure a man’s success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.”

And

“If a man has done his best, what else is there?”

And

“If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking.”

And

“If we take the generally accepted definition of bravery as a quality which knows no fear, I have never seen a brave man. All men are frightened. The more intelligent they are, the more they are frightened.”

And

“It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.”

And

“Nobody ever defended anything successfully, there is only attack and attack and attack some more.”

And

“The time to take counsel of your fears is before you make an important battle decision. That’s the time to listen to every fear you can imagine! When you have collected all the facts and fears and made your decision, turn off all your fears and go ahead!”

And

“There is only one sort of discipline, perfect discipline.”

And

“We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.”

And

“You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals.”

Wikipedia Page:  George S. Patton