Monthly Archive: November 2015

Post Week 10 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – These Coaches on the Hot Seat Don’t Like To Hear It From You Johnny…..That’s Too Damn Bad…Give Them Hell Anyway Mr. Cash!

 

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Post Week 10 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

21.  Chuck Martin, Miami (Ohio) – What the Hell is this? Chuck Martin’s Miami (Ohio) team gets a win over Eastern Michigan by the score of 28 – 13 on Saturday?

We are SHOCKED because that is only FOUR wins now for Chuck Martin coaching the Redhawks in TWO seasons on the job which has led to the following records on the board…

Overall:  4 – 18

MAC:  3 – 11

….and we have to wonder….

How man wins can Chuck Martin and the Redhawks get in 2015 still having to play…

Akron
At UMass

Hell…we don’t know but it would be nice if Chuck Martin could win his last TWO games and get his ass off the Hot Seat!

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22.  Charlie Strong, Texas – We don’t want to write in this spot that we will hear things and repeat them verbatim in this blog BUT a Coaches Hot Seat member was in Austin, Texas last week on business and while eating some of that good Texas barbeque two friends of the Coaches Hot Seat member were talking about Charlie Strong and the following was said after much discussion on the state of Texas football:

“I have this feeling that if the right school made a decent offer to Charlie Strong he would take it.”

What the Hell does that mean?

Would Charlie Strong maybe take a little less money to coach somewhere other than Texas to put the very unique in-fighting that exists around the Texas football program behind him and his family?

We don’t know the answer to that question but as we look over the now open head coaching jobs or head coaching jobs that will more than likely be coming open in the next few weeks….

We have a feeling that if South Carolina offered Charlie Strong $4 million dollars a year he would take it and run for his life out of Austin, Texas….which is our humble opinion of course.

Why would Charlie Strong take a $1 million dollar a year paycut to go from Texas to South Carolina which is clearly not as good of a job as the Longhorns head coaching job?

Call it Quality of Life or call it Something That is Familiar BUT most of all call it…

There are Lots of Pompous Arrogant Asses surrounding the Texas Football program that believe they are God’s Gift to the Earth that can make Austin a very uncomfortable place for a head coach and his family to live and we wouldn’t blame Charlie Strong at all if he went to South Carolina BUT would the Gamecocks be interested in hiring Charlie Strong considering the current state of Texas football?

Maybe…..Maybe Not.

As for the 2015 Texas Longhorns Charlie Strong has his football team sitting on a record of 4 – 5 and Texas still has to play games against…

At West Virginia
Texas Tech
At Baylor

….and unless the Horns beat West Virginia this Saturday we don’t think there is a Chance in Hell that Texas gets to 6 wins in 2015 and that will make Texas a very uncomfortable place for Charlie Strong in the coming offseason AND if Baylor runs Texas in that last game of the season…

We wouldn’t be surprised if someone around the Texas football program steps-up to write a BIG check to get Charlie Strong fired which might just happen because after all….

This is TEXAS we are talking about!

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23.  Mark Stoops, Kentucky – Mark Stoops is not an Idiot so like us he could see in live action and in watching a tape of the Georgia football game that his football team was just flat-out…

A Damn Disgrace and Just A Poorly Coached Football Team

….that made one Damn Stupid Mistake after another Damn Stupid Mistake in the early part of the Georgia game and things didn’t get any better as the game wore on and that has us here at Coaches Hot Seat wondering:

Have the Kentucky players quit listening to Mark Stoops and his coaches?

Hey…we are serious about the above question and we challenge anyone to watch the Georgia game and not think the same thing because the TRUTH is…

Kentucky was NOT Prepared or Ready to play Georgia on Saturday…PERIOD!

With that loss to Georgia the Wildcats have now lost…

4 Straight Games

5 of their Last 7 Games

….and if not for that overtime win over FCS Eastern Kentucky we are looking at Defcon 4 for Mark Stoops in Lexington because when you only have wins over….

Mediocre La. Lafayette

Mediocre South Carolina

FCS Eastern Kentucky

Mediocre Missouri

…you sure the Hell don’t have much and why the pressure is REALLY on Mark Stoops in the Cats three remaining games against:

At Vanderbilt
Charlotte
Louisville

Damn….for the life of us with Kentucky now sitting at 4 – 5 it looks like UK will finish at…

5 – 7

….in 2015 and miss a bowl game AGAIN in Mark Stoops THIRD year in Lexington and that’s NOT good folks!

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24.  Todd Graham, Arizona State – In a season that began with Arizona State getting RUN by a very Mediocre Texas A&M team and with only FOUR wins on the board over…

FCS Cal-Poly

Mediocre New Mexico

UCLA which ALWAYS chokes ONE…sometimes TWO Games a year under Jim Mora

Mediocre Colorado

….the Sun Devils have beat next to NO ONE in 2015 and now Todd Graham’s football team which was predicted by some to be in the College Football Playoff is fighting to just get into a bowl game with these games still to be played….

Washington
Arizona
At California

Our opinion…..Arizona State SHOULD win their last THREE football games….BUT more than likely….Arizona State loses TWO of their last THREE football games which would lead to Todd Graham sitting on one of the Hottest Seats in the country going into the 2016 college football season.

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25.  Kliff Kingsbury, Texas Tech – The loss to West Virginia on Saturday adds up to THREE straight losses for Kliff Kingsbury and leaves the Red Raiders at 5 – 5 on the season and needing another win just to get bowl eligible and is that what the “powers that be” at Texas Tech expected from Kingsbury’s football teams when they hired him THREE years ago in Lubbock….

Fighting for bowl eligibility with only TWO games left in the season?

NO…is the simple answer to that question and it would be a….

Complete Freaking Disaster

….if Texas Tech lost its last TWO games to….

Kansas State
At Texas

….which are both Mediocre Teams at best and thus why the pressure is really on Kliff Kingsbury now or face….

A Tremendous Amount of Heat when the season ends on Thursday November 26 in Austin against the Texas Longhorns!

Our recommendation to Kliff Kingsbury….

Beat Kansas State this Saturday at home son!

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26.  Rich Rodriguez, Arizona – There are some fascinating things going on with Rich Rodriguez at Arizona and it will be very interesting to see what happens with RichRod in the coming weeks because it’s our opinion here at Coaches Hot Seat that Rodriguez is like most Americans that grow-up in the very green American East who are dropped into a place like Tucson, Arizona in the American Southwest which is how we feel as well growing up in the very green San Francisco Bay area which goes something like…

“Hey…the desert here in Arizona is just so Damn beautiful….the Sun is out all the time…the golf is great….the people are easy to be around…..this is just GREAT….BUT!”

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Take it from us here at Coaches Hot Seat who routinely travel to Scottsdale, Arizona for San Francisco Giants spring training baseball and to play golf on the terrific golf courses in the state Great State of Arizona that the above is the feeling of people that have grown-up in green places for about….

Two Weeks

…and then you are ready to get your ass back to a place that is GREEN and not that Damn Ugly Desert all the time and thus why it’s our opinion here at Coaches Hot Seat that if….

Virginia Tech
Virginia
Miami
South Carolina
Kentucky
Georgia

….offered Rich Rodriguez their open or might be open head coaching job RichRod would be on the first plane out of Tucson in our humble opinion and with that in mind maybe that is why the Arizona Wildcats have struggled so much in 2015 with a record of…

5 – 5

…with those 5 wins coming against….

Texas San Antonio
Nevada
Northern Arizona
Oregon State
Colorado

…which about ANY football coach in America could have coached this Arizona team to wins over and why the remaining TWO games on Arizona’s schedule will also be fascinating to watch:

Utah
At Arizona State

Can we envision a scenario where Arizona loses its last TWO games to finish at…

5 – 7

….on the season and shortly after Arizona plays Arizona State on Saturday November 21…or maybe in early December….Rich Rodriguez is announced as the new head football coach at one of the following schools?

Virginia Tech
Virginia
Miami
South Carolina
Kentucky
Georgia

YES…we could envision that happening and with that in mind let us say a few things about Rich Rodriguez:

In our opinion…when in the RIGHT situation and properly motivated….

Rich Rodriguez is one of the best college football coaches in the country

….and that is why it’s so Damn important for Rodriguez to be in the right situation for himself and also his family and if we were RichRod’s agent right now we would be telling him something like….

“Focus on beating Utah and Arizona State….PERIOD…and let me talk to athletic directors and their “representatives” and we can sit down and talk on the evening of November 21 and see what if any viable options you might have on the table including a few very good jobs that are not now open that are likely to open in early December as coaches move to other programs.”

Focus on beating Utah Rich Rodriguez and the AD at Arizona Greg Byrne should make sure his potential head coach hiring list is updated and ready to go!

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27.  Doug Martin, New Mexico State – Doug Martin’s New Mexico State team got ANOTHER win over Texas State on Saturday and now the Aggies record in 2015 stands at….

2 – 7

….and with these games still left on the schedule….

At La. Lafayette
Arkansas State
At La Monroe

…maybe Doug Martin’s team can pick-up another win or two before the 2015 college football season is brought to a close….but who the Hell knows really?

We sure the Hell don’t!

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28.  Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M – NO….losing to a Very Average Auburn team on your home field which has been described by an A&M-alum friend of ours as a…

“F-ing Palace where Sumlin better Damn start winning some games in!”

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….is NOT a good look especially in your…

FOURTH season on the job

AND

48 th Game coaching the Aggies

….and with that loss to Auburn Kevin Sumlin has entered some Very Damn Dangerous Territory because with the Aggies now at 3 – 3 on the season in SEC play IF somehow A&M lost both games….

At Vanderbilt
At LSU

….to end the season after playing Cupcake Western Carolina this Saturday and finishing the season in SEC play at…

3 – 5

….there is Very Damn Good Chance Kevin Sumlin is out of a job when the calendar turns to December because that would leave Sumlin’s Overall SEC record at A&M at….

16 – 16

…in FOUR years on the job and if you are paying someone $5 Million Dollars A Year PLUS don’t you think he should be better than…

Just Damn AVERAGE?

YES….and we have to think some of those oil boys in South Texas who dug their money out of the ground the hard way and weren’t handed a…

“F-ing Palace”

….to play football games in feel the same way as well so our recommendation to Kevin Sumlin is..

You better Damn beat Vanderbilt on November 21 son!

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29.  Charlie Partridge, Florida Atlantic – Charlie Partridge’s FAU team lost another game on Saturday to Western Kentucky and that leaves the Owls record in 2015 at…

2 – 7 overall

2 – 4 Conference USA play

….and Charlie Partridge’s records in TWO years on the job at…

Overall:  5 – 16

CUSA:  4 – 10

….and that isn’t good Charlie…that’s just No Damn Good!

Here is what Florida Atlantic has left on their schedule…

Middle Tennessee
At Florida
At Old Dominion

How about winning some Damn football games Charlie? Is that REALLY too much to ask?

Didn’t think so!

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30.  Bret Bielema, Arkansas – It was NO surprise to anyone here at Coaches Hot Seat that…

The Hocus Pocus that Hugh Freeze dreams-up and seems to work early on in each football season is AGAIN falling to pieces around him and his Ole Miss football team

….and thus no surprise the Ole Miss Rebels Totally Collapsed and lost to a Very Damn Average football team in Arkansas on Saturday and in the process put Hugh Freeze on a trajectory to find his rear-end on the Hot Seat with ONE more loss BUT getting back to Bret Bielema that is now….

5 Wins for Arkansas in 2015

…..which folks are celebrating in the State of Arkansas which should show everyone just how FAR the Arkansas football program has fallen since Bobby Petrino posted a 11 – 2 record in 2011 following a 10 – 3 record in 2010!

With these games left on the schedule….

At LSU
Mississippi State
Missouri

….Arkansas SHOULD get to 6 wins in 2015 BUT if Arkansas finishes at 6 – 6 in 2015 that would leave Bret Bielema’s record after THREE seasons on the job at Fayetteville at….

Overall:  16 – 21

SEC:  6 – 18

Geez…..if the above records make supporters of Arkansas football happy then Arkansas football is DEAD because if a Stanford football coach put up the above records right NOW since Stanford football coaches have been told they will be held accountable for the performance of the Cardinal football program on and off the field which began in 2007 there would be…

A Helluva LOT of Pissed-Off Stanford Alums, Boosters and Fans of Stanford Football on The Farm right now with torches and pitchforks!

At Arkansas they laugh at and kiss Bret Bielema’s BIG ASS!

Congratulations Arkansas Football Fans…

You are the BIGGEST LOSERS on Earth even ahead of the LOSERS that support the Dallas Cowboys and that Sorry Excuse for a Human Being Jerry Jones who in our opinion would trade the life of EVERY child in America to win another Super Bowl!

Oh…Jerry Jones played football at Arkansas…see there is symmetry in the world after all!

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Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day – Wednesday, November 11, 2015 – Veterans Day

 

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“Freedom Is Not Free.”  Colonel Walter Hitchcock

And

“As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.” John Fitzgerald Kennedy

And

“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.” Ronald Reagan

And

“Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder if they have ever made a difference in the world, but the Marines don’t have that problem.” Ronald Reagan

And

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again. Who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause. Who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement; and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.” Theodore Roosevelt

And

“In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.” Mark Twain

And

“A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself.” Joseph Campbell

And

“The willingness of America’s veterans to sacrifice for our country has earned them our lasting gratitude.” Jeff Miller

And

“We, too, born to freedom, and believing in freedom, are willing to fight to maintain freedom. We, and all others who believe as deeply as we do, would rather die on our feet than live on our knees.” Theodore Roosevelt

And

“Moral courage is the most valuable and usually the most absent characteristic in men.” George S. Patton.

And

“The battle, sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave …” Patrick Henry

And

“Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.” Abraham Lincoln, The Gettysburg Address

Wikipedia:  Veterans Day

Post Week 10 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – 11 – 20 Hot Seat Head Coaches – Mr. Cash….We Don’t Think These Coaches on the Hot Seat Can Hear You Johnny…Go Ahead….Give It To Them Straight Johnny!

 

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Mr. Cash….We Don’t Think These Coaches on the Hot Seat Can Hear You Johnny…Go Ahead….Give It To Them Straight Johnny!

Yep…That’s the Way You Do It Mr. Cash!

Post Week 10 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

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11.  Craig Bohl, Wyoming – On Saturday Craig Bohl’s Wyoming football team lost to Colorado State by the score of 26 – 7 to lose the Bronze Boot Game to the Rams for the THIRD straight year which is the SECOND straight under Cowboys head coach Bohl and if there is one piece of advice we would give to Craig Bohl now that he is the head coach of the Pokes….

Beat Colorado State Son…like Next Year or your stay in Laramie is going to be a short one!

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Now in his SECOND year with the Wyoming Craig Bohl is now sitting on records of….

Overall:  5 – 17

MWC:  3 – 11

….and in 2015 records of…

1 – 9 overall

1 – 5 in MWC play

…..and if that won’t land your rear-end on the Hot Seat then NOTHING WILL!

Wyoming has left in 2015:

At San Diego State
UNLV

Yes….these are hard times on the plains of Wyoming and it’s going to take a Herculean job by Craig Bohl to turn things around with the Cowboys football program and now Bohl probably understands why in the 60-plus years since the legendary coach Bowden Wyatt left Wyoming after SIX years on the job for Arkansas and then later Tennessee before becoming a member of the College Football Hall of Fame as a coach the average stay of a head football coach at Wyoming has been….

3.27 Years

….with 4 out of the last 15 head football coaches at Wyoming staying 2 years or less on the job!

Wyoming is just Flat-Out a TOUGH head coaching position and it takes a very unique kind of coach who may or may not be a great head coach but for Damn sure he is an…

Unique Kind of Coach

….that fits well on the very unique plains of Wyoming.

Continued Good Luck Coach Bohl….You Will Need It Son Because…You Are At Wyoming!

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12,  Trent Miles, Georgia State – Georgia State gave La. Lafayette a pretty good game on Saturday before losing 23 – 21 at home in the Georgia Dome which is one the main selling features of the Georgia State football program in our opinion….

That you get to play in the Georgia Dome (and the new Falcons stadium we would guess when Dome torn down)

….and with that loss Trent Miles records at Georgia State in his THIRD year at the school dropped to…

Overall:  3 – 29

Sun Belt: 1 – 18

….and in the words of someone in the South that must have said the following in the past century or so…

“That ain’t good son….that’s just no Damn good!”

…you have the current state of the Georgia State football program 32 games into Trent Miles tenure coaching the Panthers.

Left on Georgia State’s schedule are games against…

At Texas State
South Alabama
Troy
At Georgia Southern

….and we are going to role-play the Georgia State AD in this spot and call Trent Miles into our office on this Tuesday November 10 and say to Coach Miles:

Georgia State AD talking to Trent Miles in his/her office:  Coach Miles….your record in three years at this school is 3 – 29 and you have 1 Sun Belt Conference win. In case you didn’t know it….that ain’t good soon…that’s just no Damn good. Now I will tell you what….I am in a giving mood today….my wife had sex with me last night for the first time in weeks and the girl at Starbucks got my coffee drink right for the first time in weeks so I am happy as dog that just stumbled onto an overturned 18-wheeler that was full of high-quality steaks. If you can win THREE of your last FOUR games you can come back in 2016…ANYTHING short of that and it’s Hasta La Vista son as my friends south of the border like to say!”

There you go Trent Miles…win THREE of your last FOUR games and you will get another season coaching the….

Georgia State Panthers!

Good Luck Son!

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13.  Steve Addazio, Boston College – With Boston College’s loss NC State on Saturday by the score of 24 – 8 that means in 2015 the BC offense has scored….

173 points in 2015

….BUT if you take out the 76 points that Boston College scored against FCS and Big-Time CUPCAKE Howard and the 24 points scored against FCS and another Big-Time CUPCAKE Maine the Eagles have scored…

73 points in 8 Football Games Against FBS Opponents

….or….

9.125 Points Per Game!

Uhhhhh….as someone might say in the South to Steve Addazio although we would recommend they not say it right to Steve’s face…

“That ain’t good son….that’s just no Damn good!”

With that loss to NC State Steve Addazio’s records at Boston College in his THIRD year on the job continue to spiral down…

Overall:  17 – 19

ACC:  8 – 15

…and the Eagles still have to play….

Notre Dame at Fenway Park
At Syracuse

…..and Hell if BC loses their last two games then we would recommend that Steve Addazio be sedated after the loss to the Orange and be brought back to Boston in some kind of padded van because we wouldn’t want to be on a plan with Steve in that situation…..which is just our humble opinion mind you!

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14.  Dana Holgorsen, West Virginia – Crazy Boy Dana Holgorsen got his MUST WIN over Texas Tech on Saturday to raise the Mountaineers records in 2015 to…

4 -4 overall

1 – 4 in Big 12 play

….and now Dana Holgorsen’s records at West Virginia since the Mountaineers entered the Big 12 and since WVU destroyed Clemson in the January 2012 Orange Bowl game which is from the 2013 season forward stand at….

Overall:  22 – 24

Big 12:  12 – 20

….and interestingly since Dabo Swinney’s Clemson football team got DESTROYED in that 2012 Orange Bowl game by West Virginia Dabo has posted records coaching the Tigers of…

Overall:  41 – 7

ACC:  26 – 4

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WOW! Clearly Dabo Swinney got Pissed-Off after Clemson got DESTROYED in that Orange Bowl game and West Virginia went into the Big 12 Conference which has seen the Mountaineers play below average football in what has become one of the toughest conferences in the country to operate and win in since there are just…

So Many Damn Points Being Scored in Big 12 Country These Days

….which wouldn’t be a problem here at Coaches Hot Seat since the CHS Flag-Football Team has scored touchdowns on ALL 187 drives it has begun in 2015!

Getting back to Crazy Boy Dana Holgorsen the 4 – 4 Mountaineers have left games against…

Texas
At Kansas
Iowa State
At Kansas State

….and we see No Damn Reason at All why West Virginia doesn’t win ALL FOUR of its remaining games against VERY AVERAGE teams that Crazy Boy Dana Holgorsen SHOULD BEAT in his FIFTH season on the job in Morgantown.

Good Luck against the Horns Crazy Boy!

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15.  Paul Johnson, Georgia Tech – Take a look at Paul Johnson’s yearly record results in the EIGHT seasons he has been the head coach at Georgia Tech:

2008:  9 – 4
2009:  10 – 3
2010:  6 – 7
2011:  8 – 5
2012:  7 – 7
2013:  7 – 6
2014:  11 – 3
2015:  3 – 6

…and if you toss out the TWO seasons when the Yellow Jackets won 10-plus games in 2009 and 2014 Georgia Tech under Paul Johnson has averaged losing…

5.17 Games Per Year

…..which in the parlance of the South….

“That ain’t good son….that’s just no Damn good!”

Now at 3 – 6 on the season and facing missing a bowl game for the first time at Georgia Tech which his akin to being…

Totally and Completely Worthless

….since bowls on the FBS level of football are the ULTIMATE…

Participation Trophy for Average Candy Asses

….the Yellow Jackets have left to play this season….

Virginia Tech
At Miami
Georgia

….and Hell the way Tech has been playing they could EASILY lose all of their remaining games which we think that even in the…

Age of the Candy Ass

…that would disqualify Tech from going to a bowl game….MAYBE…because after all we are living in the…

Age of the Candy Ass

…and if you are upright and breathing in 2015 your FBS team can get to a bowl game!

16.  Scott Shafer, Syracuse – With the Syracuse loss to the Louisville on Saturday by the score of 41 – 17 that drops the Orange records in 2015 to…

3 – 6 overall

1 – 4 in ACC play

….and Scott Shafer’s records in his THIRD year at Syracuse to…

Overall:  13 – 21

ACC:  6 – 15

…..and the Orange still have to play games against…

Clemson
At NC State
Boston College

…and Whoa Momma that November 28 game against Boston College when both teams will probably be coming into the game at…

3 – 8 on the season

…should be a Humdinger with the LOSING coach…

Being Fired on the Field

…and the WINNING coach….

Being Fired on Sunday Morning!

Coach Hard Boys!

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17.  Paul Haynes, Kent State – “Just the Facts Ma’am…Just the Facts on Paul Haynes Records in THREE Seasons at Kent State”

Overall:  9 – 23

MAC:  6 – 14

AND

Kent State still has to play in 2015 games against…

At Ohio
Central Michigan
At Akron

Damn….

“That ain’t good son….that’s just no Damn good!”

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18.  Tim DeRuyter, Fresno State – With the loss to Nevada last Thursday the Fresno State Bulldogs dropped to 2 – 7 on the season and no doubt Tim DeRuyter’s frustration level continues to rise because after posting records in his first two seasons at Fresno State of…

2012:  9 – 4
2013:  11 – 2

….over the past TWO seasons the Bulldogs have compiled a record of….

8 – 15

…and you got it…

“That ain’t good son….that’s just no Damn good!”

Sitting on a record of 2 – 7 in 2015 the Bulldogs still have to play games against…

At Hawaii
At BYU
Colorado State

….and besides the Warriors finding another win is NOT going to be an easy thing to do for DeRuyter and his football team….NOPE…not going to be easy folks!

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19.  Ron Caragher, San Jose State – Ron Caragher almost beat BYU on Friday night going for two points at the end of regulation and the WIN before losing 17 – 16 which is pretty impressive since BYU has a pretty good football team this season BUT with that loss the Spartans records in 2015 dropped to…

4 – 5 overall

3 – 2 in MWC play

….and San Jose State still has to play games against….

At Nevada
At Hawaii
Boise State

….and as tough as Boise State has been of late we would recommend that Ron Caragher and his football team beat Nevada and Hawaii to get SIX wins on the board before Boise State comes to town on Friday, November 27!

20.  Paul Petrino, Idaho – Idaho was up BIG on South Alabama on Saturday before losing 52 – 45 so maybe Paul Petrino is starting to hit his stride coaching the Vandals with THREE wins on the board and close calls in losses in the last TWO games which leaves Idaho’s records in 2015 at…

3 – 6 overall

2 – 4 in Sun Belt play

….with these games still left on the board:

Appalachian State
At Auburn
Texas State

Hell…we see No Damn Reason at all why Idaho doesn’t have FIVE wins when the 2015 season is over…

No Damn Reason at All!

Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day – Tuesday, November 10, 2015 – George S. Patton

 

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“Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.”

And

“Always do everything you ask of those you command.”

And

“Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle.”

And

“Americans play to win at all times. I wouldn’t give a hoot and hell for a man who lost and laughed. That’s why Americans have never lost nor ever lose a war.”

And

“Better to fight for something than live for nothing.”

And

“Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.”

And

“Don’t tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results.”

And

“I don’t measure a man’s success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.”

And

“If a man has done his best, what else is there?”

And

“If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking.”

And

“If we take the generally accepted definition of bravery as a quality which knows no fear, I have never seen a brave man. All men are frightened. The more intelligent they are, the more they are frightened.”

And

“It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.”

And

“Nobody ever defended anything successfully, there is only attack and attack and attack some more.”

And

“The time to take counsel of your fears is before you make an important battle decision. That’s the time to listen to every fear you can imagine! When you have collected all the facts and fears and made your decision, turn off all your fears and go ahead!”

And

“There is only one sort of discipline, perfect discipline.”

And

“We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.”

And

“You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals.”

Wikipedia Page:  George S. Patton

Post Week 10 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – 1 – 10 Hot Seat Head Coaches – Mr. Cash the 2015 College Football Season is Winding Down Which Means the Hot Seat Is Heating Up! Give These Prima Donna Football Coaches Hell Mr. Cash….Just Keep Giving Them Hell!

 

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Mr. Cash the 2015 College Football Season is Winding Down Which Means the Hot Seat Is Heating Up! Give These Prima Donna Football Coaches Hell Mr. Cash….Just Keep Giving Them Hell!

Post Week 10 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

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1.  Kevin Wilson, Indiana – Indiana gave undefeated Iowa a pretty tough game on Saturday BUT with the loss to the Hawkeyes that is FIVE straight losses now which leaves Kevin Wilson’s Hoosiers records in 2015 at….

4 – 5 overall

0 – 5 in Big Ten play

….and IU still has to play games against…

Michigan
At Maryland
At Purdue

Can Indiana find TWO more wins to get to 6 wins on the season and in the process save Kevin Wilson’s job who now sits on records of…

Overall: 18 – 39

Big Ten: 6 – 31

….in FIVE seasons on the job which includes NO .500 or better records or bowl game trips and thus why Kevin Wilson is sitting on the No. 1 Hot Seat in college football?

Maybe….BUT…we rather doubt the Hoosiers can handle Michigan so those last two games against Maryland and Purdue will be MUST WINS for Kevin Wilson and the Hoosiers.

2.  Todd Berry, La. Monroe – With La. Monroe’s 51 – 14 loss to Troy which has a first-year head coach on the sideline the unraveling of the Warhawks football team continues which leaves their record on the season at…

1 – 8 overall

0 – 5 in Sun Belt play

….and that now leaves Todd Berry’s records in SIX seasons on the job at…

Overall: 28 – 42

Sun Belt: 20 – 24

….which would we classify as Worse Than Expected at a place like La. Monroe and why head coach Todd Berry’s is sitting on one of the Hottest Seats in the country right now!

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3.  Darrell Hazell, Purdue – With Purdue head coach Darrell Hazell’s football team losing at home to Illinois on Saturday by the score of 48 – 14 which runs Hazell’s records at Purdue in THREE seasons on the job to…

Overall: 6 – 27

Big Ten: 2 – 19

….we can only laugh at a headline like this one…

Facing huge buyout, Purdue reportedly will keep football coach Darrell Hazell, Matt Bonesteel, Washington Post

…which includes this INSANE nugget:

“Darrell Hazell is 6-26 in his two-plus seasons as Purdue’s football coach, and the Boilermakers have just two wins this season (one of them against FCS Indiana State). But according to Yahoo’s Pat Forde, that’s good enough.

Though it has yet to be officially announced, Forde reports that the school intends to keep Hazell for the 2016 season.

Former Boilermakers coach Joe Tiller told Forde that the school probably doesn’t want to pay Hazell’s buyout, which would be about $6.6 million if they fired him after this season. Hazell’s contract runs through the 2018 season.”

Darrell Hazell has a buyout of $6.6 Million Dollars?

Please….what has Darrell Hazell EVER done on this Earth to have earned a contract that would guarantee him a $6.6 Million Dollar buyout?

Oh…that’s right…we are talking about a college athletic director here…

Morgan Burke the Purdue AD

….who like MOST college athletic directors in America…

Doesn’t Know His Ass From the Side of a Barn

…when it comes to negotiating with coaches and their agents and thus…

Darrell Hazell has a $6.6 Million Dollar Buyout

…..and he has won…

TWO Big Ten Conference Games in THREE seasons on the job!

Oh..by the way….after THREE seasons on the job below are how many Big Ten games the last two head coaches at Purdue had won:

Danny Hope = 10 Big Ten Games after THREE seasons

Joe Tiller = 16 Big Ten Games after THREE seasons

Forget firing Darrell Hazell fans of Purdue football…

Toss AD Morgan Burke’s ass off the Purdue campus before he fires Darrell Hazell and then gets rolled by another coach and/or the coach’s agent!

A few years ago a member of Coaches Hot Seat was talking to a agent that represents MANY football coaches and this agent didn’t know that our person was a member of our little Coaches Hot Seat group and here is what that agent said about athletic directors:

“Some of the Stupidest Damn People in America when it comes to negotiating contracts and money!”

That’s right…..and we totally agree….Athletic Directors are….

“Some of the Stupidest Damn People in America when it comes to negotiating contracts and money!”

….and put Purdue AD Morgan Burke right at the top of that list because after all..

Darrell Hazell has a Freaking $6.6 Million Dollar Buyout!

Next up for the 2 – 7 Boilermakers….

At Northwestern
At Iowa
Indiana

Got 2 – 10 Purdue and Mr. “I am so Damn Stupid I will give a $6.6 Million Dollar Buyout to a coach that has NOT earned it Morgan Burke” the AD at Purdue we remind you again?

Cue Forrest Gump…

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“Stupid is as Stupid does” and Morgan Burke is STUPID….PERIOD!

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4.  Curtis Johnson, Tulane – With Tulane’s close loss to UConn on Saturday the FACTS relative to Curtis Johnson in FOUR years coaching the Green Wave stand at…

Overall: 14 – 32

Conference: 10 – 20

…and in 2015 Tulane now stands at…

2 – 7 overall

1 – 5 in AAC play

…and Tulane still has to play games against…

At Army
At SMU
Tulsa

Hell….Army and SMU are REALLY struggling this season so we see No Damn Reason at all that Tulane doesn’t win at least TWO more games in 2015….right?

RIGHT!

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5.  Paul Rhoads, Iowa State – With the very predictable Oklahoma drubbing of Iowa State on Saturday of 52 – 16 the Cyclones dropped to…

3 – 6 overall

2 – 4 in Big 12 play

…and Iowa State still has to play games against…

Oklahoma State
At Kansas State
At West Virginia

……which looks a Helluva lot like a 3 – 9 finish in Paul Rhoads SEVENTH season at Iowa State which is very simply…

A Very Bad Damn Look

…especially considering that 3 wins in 2015 would mean the Iowa State would have won….

8 Games TOTAL

…the last THREE football seasons combined!

No…these are NOT good times for Iowa State football especially considering what Iowa is doing in 2015 and the jump that a program like Baylor has made in the last few years…no NOT a good look at all folks for the Cyclones.

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6.  Mike London, Virginia – If there was one thing that Mike London didn’t need was a loss to a Miami team that had already fired its head coach and unfortunately the Hurricanes beat the Cavs on Saturday which drops UVA’s records in 2015 to….

3 – 6 overall

2 – 3 in ACC play

…and Mike London’s records in SIX seasons at Virginia to:

Overall: 26 – 44

ACC: 13 – 32

Damn…..if those kinds of records can keep you employed at Virginia then Virginia football is DEAD…just FLAT DEAD!

Left on the schedule for the 3 – 6 Cavs….

At Louisville
Duke
Virginia Tech

Keep fighting Cavs….because there is NOTHING else to do but to keep fighting!

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7.  Mike Riley, Nebraska – To the members of Coaches Hot Seat that got to watch Mike Riley coach at Oregon State for 14 seasons in two different stints that Nebraska beat Michigan State the week after losing to an awful Purdue team the week before was just….

“Mike Riley being Mike Riley!”

….and Nebraska fans can expect plenty more Highs and Lows in the coming years that make No Damn Sense at all because that is just…

“Mike Riley being Mike Riley!”

Since Overall Yearly Records can often deceive since there are so many Cupcake games now being played by Power 5 schools we firmly believe that a head coach at the Power 5 level should be evaluated on his Conference records and with that in mind let’s take a look at Mike Riley’s Yearly Pac-12 Conference Records at Oregon State:

1997:  0 – 8
1998:  2 – 7
2003:  4 – 4
2004:  5 – 3
2005:  3 – 5
2006:  6 – 3
2007:  6 – 3
2008:  7 – 2
2009:  6 – 3
2010:  4 – 5
2011:  3 – 6
2012:  6 – 3
2013:  4 – 5
2014:  2 – 7

Is there ANYTHING consistent about Mike Riley’s Pac-12 Conference Records at Oregon State?

No…that’s just…

“Mike Riley being Mike Riley!”

….and why Nebraska fans better settle in because if form holds because more than likely Nebraska will lose this coming Saturday at Rutgers and then give Iowa a good game at home in Lincoln on November 27 because that’s just…

“Mike Riley being Mike Riley!”

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8.  Mike MacIntyre, Colorado – A few dozen Coaches Hot Seat members were in Boulder, Colorado on Saturday to watch Stanford play and beat the CU Buffs by the score of 42 – 10 and our assessment of the Colorado football program in Mike MacIntyre’s THIRD season on the job is…

“Colorado football is better than when Mike MacIntyre took over before the 2013 season but they still have a Helluva long way to go to be competitive in the Pac-12 Conference and without some HUGE strides in recruiting it will be an almost impossible task for the Buffs to catch-up to their Pac-12 rivals anytime soon or EVER for that matter.”

Can Colorado now at 4 – 6 on the season find 2 more wins out of their remaining 3 games?

USC
At Washington State
At Utah

No….NOT A Chance in Hell can Colorado win 2 of their last 3 games or ANY of their last 3 games in our opinion because USC, Washington State and Utah are ALL playing as good or better than Stanford right now and the Buffs just lost by 32 points to the Cardinal!

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9.  Mark Richt, Georgia – Forgetting about Mark Richt for a moment the Kentucky football team that went into Sanford Stadium on Saturday looked like…

One of the WORST coached football teams we have seen play all season on the Power 5 conference level

….which we will have more to say about tomorrow when discussing Kentucky head coach Mark Stoops’ quickly heating up rear-end BUT getting back to Mark Richt we could not agree more with the Twitter account of….

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…which Tweeted this picture about Georgia football out over the last couple of days…

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…because after all we are talking about GEORGIA FOOTBALL here where beating Kentucky at home should NOT be a big deal and playing for and winning…

SEC and National Championships

….should be a regular occurrence….right?

RIGHT!

With the win over Kentucky Mark Richt and his Georgia Bulldogs now have 5 wins on the season over FBS teams and the Combined Win/Loss Record of those 5 teams is…

15 – 30

…so in other words….

Georgia Football has beaten NO ONE in 2015

…..and the now 6 – 3 and Massively Underachieving Bulldogs have left on their schedule…

At Auburn now at 5 – 4
Georgia Southern now at 6 – 2
At Georgia Tech now at 3 – 6

….which isn’t exactly Murders Row coming up BUT can Mark Richt survive losses to any of the teams still on UGA’s schedule of Auburn, Georgia Southern or Georgia Tech?

Not likely because a FOUR loss season with the amount of talent that Bulldogs have on their roster which rivals Alabama in total team talent is really only one thing:

Freaking Obscene!

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10.  Kyle Flood, Rutgers – With yet another loss…this time to Michigan…the pressure increases even more on Kyle Flood at Rutgers and on that subject we noted the below line from a story at NJ.com….

Does Rutgers coach Kyle Flood believe job security is tied to making a bowl?, Keith Sargeant, NJ.com

“Flood’s No. 10 standing on the popular website, coacheshotseat.com, is another example of how Flood’s record is being scrutinized by fans and media alike.”

Coaches Hot Seat is a “popular” website?

Hell…we didn’t realize that Coaches Hot Seat was a “popular” website but then we all have full-time day jobs trying to keep food on the table and roof over our families’ heads so there is little time to worry about being “popular” or not which brings us back to Kyle Flood who in FOUR seasons at Rutgers has posted records of…

Overall: 25 – 21

Conference: 12 – 16

….which we would classify as AVERAGE at best considering the Rutgers program he took over from the always “popular” among the media Greg Schiano who if you like Greg Schiano or not and…

Greg Schiano can be an ASS at times

….did a remarkable job turning Rutgers into a consistent winner taking the Scarlet Knights to SIX bowl games in his last SEVEN years on the job.

Is Kyle Flood’s job status tied to Rutgers making a bowl in 2015?

Without the academic “situation” and suspension of Kyle Flood earlier this season probably not…BUT Rutgers is in the Big Ten Conference now and will have to start playing a Helluva lot better football to compete in the Big Ten Eastern division which is loaded with powerful football programs and thus why a sub .500 record by Kyle Flood in 2015 could be the end of the line for Flood at Rutgers.

Now at 3 – 6 on the season Rutgers has left on their schedule….

Nebraska
At Army
Maryland

…..and ALL three of the above remaining games are Very Winnable and thus why we expect Rutgers to finish at…

6 – 6

…in 2015 BUT the Scarlet Knights MUST first beat Nebraska on Saturday in a classic late college football season…

Hot Seat Coach vs. Hot Seat Coach

….coaching match-up!

Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day – Monday, November 9, 2015 – Chester William Nimitz

 

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“I do believe we are going to have a major war, with Japan and Germany, and that the war is going to start by a very serious surprise attack and defeat of U.S. armed forces, and that there is going to be a major revulsion on the part of the political power in Washington against all those in command at sea, and they are going to be thrown out, though it won’t be their fault necessarily. And I wish to be in a position of sufficient prominence so that I will then be considered as one to be sent to sea, because that appears to be the route.” On his expectations of war, and that he would someday become the Chief of Naval Operations, in a conversation during the mid 1930s with his son, Chester W. Nimitz, Jr.

And

“A ship is always referred to as “she” because it costs so much to keep her in paint and powder.”

And

“Through the skill and devotion to duty of their armed forces of all branches in the Midway area our citizens can now rejoice that a momentous victory is in the making.”
After the Battle of Midway, CINCPAC Communiqué No. 3, June 6, 1942

And

“Is the proposed operation likely to succeed?
What might be the consequences of failure?
Is it in the realm of practicability in terms of material and supplies?”
“Three favorite rules of thumb” Nimitz had printed on a card he kept on his desk

And

“They fought together as brothers in arms; they died together and now they sleep side by side…To them, we have a solemn obligation — the obligation to ensure that their sacrifice will help make this a better and safer world in which to live.” Of those who died in the war in the Pacific, after ceremonies in Tokyo Bay accepting the official surrender of Japan, September 2, 1945

And

“The U.S.’s major strength factor and weapon is its economy. If you cripple it, you cripple the military.” As quoted in “According to Plan” in TIME magazine, March 13, 1950

And

“That is not to say that we can relax our readiness to defend ourselves. Our armament must be adequate to the needs, but our faith is not primarily in these machines of defense but in ourselves.” Speech at the University of California, Berkeley, March 22, 1950

And

“God grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right even though I think it is hopeless.”

And

“Sir Walter Raleigh declared in the early 17th century that “whoever commands the sea, commands the trade; whosoever commands the trade of the world commands the riches of the world, and consequently the world itself.” This principle is as true today as when uttered, and its effect will continue as long as ships traverse the seas.” Employment of Naval Forces, 1948

And

“The final objective in war is the destruction of the enemy’s capacity and will to fight, and thereby force him to accept the imposition of the victor’s will.”

And

“The qualities of the Nimitz character were apparent in his face, in his career, and in his heritage; combined these factors made him precisely the man he was and placed him in this particular situation at this moment in history. … He was not a cold man, or a bad tempered man — quite the contrary — to the world he presented a figure of almost total complacency; he seldom lost his temper or raised his voice. … It could be said that King was a driver who knew how to lead; it could also be said that Nimitz was a leader who conquered any personal urge to drive, and achieved his ends more by persuasion and inspiration to men under his command.” Edwin Palmer Hoyt in How They Won the War in the Pacific : Nimitz and His Admirals (2000), p. 28 – 29

And

“On April 13, 1943, Allied radio intelligence intercepted a message carrying the travel itinerary of Admiral Yamamoto. The detail in the message listed flight and ground schedules and included what type of fighter escort would be provided. Major Red Lasswell of FRUPAC broke the coded message. The decision of what to do with the information was left to Admiral Nimitz. Nimitz consulted Layton as to what the ramifications would be if Yamamoto were removed. They considered that he might be replaced with a better commander, and Nimitz felt familiar with Yamamoto as his opponent. Layton felt nobody could adequately replace Yamamoto, and based on this opinion Nimitz gave Admiral Halsey the authority to carry out the intercept of Yamamoto’s aircraft. On 18 April, a flight of P-38 fighters with specially selected pilots and equipped with long-range fuel tanks shot down Yamamoto’s aircraft, killing one of Japan’s top naval leaders.” Ricky J. Nussio, in Sherman and Nimitz: Executing Modern Information Operations (2001)

And

“He surrounded himself with the ablest men he could find and sought their advice, but he made his own decisions. He was a keen strategist who never forgot that he was dealing with human beings, on both sides of the conflict. He was aggressive in war without hate, audacious while never failing to weigh the risks.” E. B. Potter, Naval historian at the US Naval Academy, quoted on the cover jacket of his book Nimitz (1976)

And

“Of the Marines on Iwo Jima, uncommon valor was a common virtue.”

And

“He brought to his new job a number of advantages, including experience, a detailed knowledge of his brother officers, and a sense of inner balance and calm that steadied those around him. He had the ability to pick able subordinates and the courage to let them do their jobs without interference. He molded such disparate personalities as the quiet, introspective Raymond A. Spruance and the ebullient, aggressive William F. Halsey, Jr. into an effective team.” Robert William Love, on the rise of Nimitz to CINCPAC in The Chiefs of Naval Operations

Wikipedia: Chester William Nimitz

Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day – Sunday, November 8, 2015 – Albert Einstein

 

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“A man should look for what he is, and not for what he thinks should be.”

And

“A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.”

And

“All that is valuable in human society depends upon the opportunity for development accorded the individual.”

And

“Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex… It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.”

And

“Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.”

And

“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.”

And

“I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right.”

And

“Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”

And

“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.”

And

“Most people say that is it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character.”

And

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”

And

“People love chopping wood. In this activity one immediately sees results.”

And

“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.”

And

“To raise new questions, new possibilities, to regard old problems from a new angle, requires creative imagination and marks real advance in science.”

And

“You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.”

And

“A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much on the future.”

And

“Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.”

And

“Nature shows us only the tail of the lion. But there is no doubt in my mind that the lion belongs with it even if he cannot reveal himself to the eye all at once because of his huge dimension.”

And

“I am by heritage a Jew, by citizenship a Swiss, and by makeup a human being, and only a human being, without any special attachment to any state or national entity whatsoever.”

And

“Subtle is the Lord, but malicious He is not.”

And

“I do not carry such information in my mind since it is readily available in books. …The value of a college education is not the learning of many facts but the training of the mind to think.”

And

“I was sitting in a chair in the patent office at Bern when all of sudden a thought occurred to me: If a person falls freely he will not feel his own weight. I was startled. This simple thought made a deep impression on me. It impelled me toward a theory of gravitation.”

And

“Try and penetrate with our limited means the secrets of nature and you will find that, behind all the discernible concatenations, there remains something subtle, intangible and inexplicable. Veneration for this force beyond anything that we can comprehend is my religion. To that extent I am, in point of fact, religious.”

And

“If A is success in life, then A = x + y + z. Work is x, play is y and z is keeping your mouth shut.”

And

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.”

And

“I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.”

And

“The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.”

And

“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly.”

And

“The important thing is not to stop questioning; curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when contemplating the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of the mystery every day. The important thing is not to stop questioning; never lose a holy curiosity.”

And

“When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it’s longer than any hour. That’s relativity.”

And

“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or objects.”

And

“If I can’t picture it, I can’t understand it.”

And

“The most beautiful and deepest experience a man can have is the sense of the mysterious. It is the underlying principle of religion as well as all serious endeavor in art and science. He who never had this experience seems to me, if not dead, then at least blind.”

Wikipedia Page:  Albert Einstein

Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day – Saturday, November 7, 2015 – Frank Thomas

 

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From Wikipedia entry on Frank Thomas:

Frank Thomas played quarterback for Knute Rocke at Notre Dame from 1920 to 1922. According to Rockne, Thomas was the smartest player he ever coached. Thomas’s best friend and roommate at Notre Dame was George “The Gipper” Gip.

Frank Thomas was the head football coach at Alabama from 1931 to 1946 putting up records of…

Overall: 115 – 24 – 7

SEC: 68 – 18 – 3

2 National Championships

Frank Thomas coached Paul “Bear” Bryant at Alabama who played for the Tide between 1933 – 1935 which included the 1934 Rose Bowl win over Stanford and the National Championship in the same year (which Coaches Hot Seat wrote about HERE in late November of last year)

Frank Thomas Quotes

“Keep the players high. Make practice a pleasure, not a lark. Be a disciplinarian, but not a slave driver. It’s better to have a short, full practice than a long lazy one.”

And

“No matter what the other fellow does on the field, don’t let him lure you into a fight. Uphold your dignity.”

And

“Proper conditioning is that fleeting moment between getting ready and going stale.”

Wikipedia: Frank Thomas

19 College Football Head Coaches Facing CANNOT LOSE Games In Week TEN – “They got a name for the winners in the world….I want a name when I lose…they call Alabama the Crimson Tide….call me Deacon Blues…Deacon Blues.” – Enjoy the GREAT Steely Dan performing Deacon Blues!

 

“They got a name for the winners in the world….I want a name when I lose…they call Alabama the Crimson Tide….call me Deacon Blues…Deacon Blues.”

Enjoy the GREAT Steely Dan performing Deacon Blues!

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1.  Mark Richt, Georgia vs. Kentucky – With a maelstrom now enveloping the Georgia football program Dan Wolken of USA Today dropped a major stink-bomb into the entire Damn mess in Athens on Thursday with this story….

Dysfunctional Georgia could be nearing big football changes, Dan Wolken, USA Today

…which included this little nugget…

“Georgia athletics director Greg McGarity favored a coaching change after last season but was overruled by president Jere Morehead. Richt was then given a contract extension.”

…which we here at Coaches Hot Seat don’t believe for a nanosecond because at the end of last year even after a mediocre season by Georgia standards Mark Richt was nowhere near the Hot Seat and we are quite confident if given the choice current Georgia AD Greg McGarity would rather see Richt stay at Georgia for a long time and winning big while he was still there which McGarity later confirmed….

McGarity denies he wanted to fire Richt last year, Seth Emerson, Journal Constitution

…and if you think Greg McGarity is going to lie about something that important or lie about anything for that matter then you have lost all touch with reality.

Getting back to Mark Richt’s job status which as the 2015 college football season heads toward the finish is most certainly in question we cannot express the anger of the Georgia alums that live around a few dozen Coaches Hot Seat members in North Atlanta over the way their Bulldogs have played in recent years and more importantly have performed in the most important games each season.

We are talking about Georgia Football here which in our opinion here at Coaches Hot Seat is the FOURTH best college football program in the country and thus the fans of Georgia Football expect a Helluva lot out of their program that is ranked that high as detailed below which is not only in order the Best College Football Programs in America BUT also the order of Best College Football Head Coaching Jobs in America….in our humble opinion:

Coaches Hot Seat 25 Best College Football Programs/Best College Football Head Coaching Jobs in America

1.  Alabama
2.  Texas
3.  Ohio State
4.  Georgia
5.  USC
6.  Florida State
7.  LSU
8.  Notre Dame
9.  Oklahoma
10.  Florida
11.  Auburn
12.  Michigan
13.  Oregon
14.  Michigan State
15.  Clemson
16.  Stanford
17.  Texas A&M
18.  Tennessee
19.  Virginia Tech
20.  Penn State
21.  Baylor
22.  Wisconsin
23.  UCLA
24.  TCU
25.  Oklahoma State

When you are holding the head coaching job of the FOURTH Best College Football Program in America expectations are and should be HIGH and over the past TEN college football seasons since Georgia last won an SEC Championship in the games that really matter to fans of Georgia Football and the games that Mark Richt should be winning at a pretty good clip are SEC games against these teams….

Alabama, Auburn, Florida, Tennessee and LSU

….and below are Richt’s records against those teams over the last TEN seasons:

Alabama:  0 – 3
Auburn:  7 – 2
Florida:  4 – 6
LSU:  2 – 2
South Carolina:  4 – 5
Tennessee:  6 – 4

Georgia’s Overall Record Against the Above SIX SEC Teams Over Last 10 Seasons:

23 – 22  (.511)

Is there anyone on Earth that believe a .511 winning percentage is acceptable against the BEST teams in the SEC when you are the head coach of the FOURTH Best College Football Program in America?

Didn’t think so and thus why Mark Richt is on the Hot Seat and facing a CRITICAL game against the Kentucky Wildcats on Saturday at High Noon which with a loss would effectively end Mark Richt’s coaching career at Georgia because a loss in this spot with the current state of Bulldog Nation would send the natives over the edge and Mark Rich to lots of time off from the game of football.

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2.  Mark Stoops, Kentucky vs. Georgia – The calculus for Mark Stoops and Kentucky is very simple to understand:

Mark Stoops is in his THIRD season at Kentucky with NO .500 or better seasons and thus NO bowl game trips and with the Wildcats now at 4 – 4 on the season and with these games left to play….

At Georgia
At Vanderbilt
Charlotte
Louisville

…..a loss to Georgia and more than likely it will be NO .500 or better season and NO bowl game for Mark Stoops and Kentucky in 2015 which would equal…

A Helluva Hot Seat for Mark Stoops for the foreseeable future!

Private Memo to Mark Stoops from Coaches Hot Seat:  Hey Mark….if you Pop Georgia in the Mouth they will lay down and QUIT so strike hard and strike fast on Saturday in Sanford Stadium and not only will Georgia lay down and QUIT the stadium will empty out so fast everyone will think that Chick-fil-A is giving away free food at all locations in northeast Georgia!

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3.  Gus Malzahn, Auburn vs. Texas A&M – Talk about the potential for disaster if Auburn loses to Texas A&M on Saturday to drop to 4 – 5 on the season with these games still left to play…

Georgia
Idaho
Alabama

….there’s a Helluva chance that the Auburn Tigers miss making a bowl game in 2015 in an age when….

Any Random Stumble Bum off the Street could Coach Auburn to a Bowl Game!

Hold it a second….Auburn plays Georgia at home on November 14 and by that time the Bulldogs may have Completely QUIT on the season and Malzahn can get his FIFTH win and we believe the Tigers can handle Idaho to get a SIXTH win so all is not lost on The Plains….YET!

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4.  Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M vs. Auburn – Talk about another potential for another disaster IF somehow the Aggies lost to Auburn on Saturday that would drop A&M’s record in SEC play in 2015 to…

3 – 3

…and the word on the street is if Kevin Sumlin has a sub. 500 SEC record in his FOURTH season coaching the Aggies Sumlin will be run out of College Station on a rail come late November and after Auburn the Aggies have left games against…

Western Carolina
At Vanderbilt
At LSU

Hell….Vanderbilt is playing some pretty good football in Nashville this season and LSU will be a tough win in Baton Rouge….so lose to Auburn…lose to Vanderbilt…lose to LSU and that would equal an SEC record in 2015 of…

3 – 5

….and an overall record of 7 – 5 and rightfully so Kevin Sumlin would be run out of College Station on a rail in late November or probably preferably fired at the College Station airport upon arrival back from Baton Rouge on the night of November 28!

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5.  Charlie Strong, Kansas vs. Texas – Oh…this one is very Damn simple to understand….

IF Texas should somehow slop around and lose to this PITIFUL Kansas team in Austin on Saturday

…Charlie Strong can go straight to his office and start boxing up his things because his coaching tenure at Texas will be OVER!

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6.  Mark Helfrich, Oregon vs. California – Oregon pulled a win out of its ass against Arizona State primarily due to the Complete Damn Stupidity of ASU head coach Todd Graham and now the Ducks are 5 – 3 on the season with these games left to be played:

California
At Stanford
USC
Oregon State

There are a few dozen high school teams in the state of Oregon that could beat Oregon State so the Ducks will be going bowling in 2015 but is 6 wins really good enough for the folks that pour Tens of Millions of Dollars into the Oregon football program?

NO is the answer to that question and why beating California on Saturday is so Damn important to Mark Helfrich and the Ducks.

7.  Rich Rodriguez, Arizona vs. USC – Arizona has played FOUR decent football teams in 2015 and look at the scores in those FOUR losses:

UCLA: 56 – 30

Stanford: 55 – 17

Washington State: 45 – 42

Washington: 49 – 3

Damn…and Arizona is playing USC on Saturday in the Coliseum!

Our guess the Trojans run Rich Rodriguez and his Wildcats out of the LA Coliseum to the tune of something like…

55 – 20

…and send Rich Rodriguez to the Hot Seat for the first time since he got to Arizona which should bring back some not so Damn pleasant memories for RichRod when he was Michigan!

Come on Rich….how about your team showing up to play against the Trojans…is that really too much to ask?

Didn’t think so!

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8.  Darrell Hazell, Purdue vs. Illinois – Whatever the rationale for giving Darrell Hazell a FOURTH season at Purdue the FACTS are that when the last Purdue head coach Danny Hope was fired after posting a 6 – 6 record in 2012 which was the SECOND straight season that Hope had gotten the Boilermakers eligible for a bowl game Purdue AD Morgan Burke released the following statement on Hope’s firing:

“There is no question that our football program has seen considerable growth under Danny’s leadership, particularly in the areas of academics, player development and recruiting,” athletic director Morgan Burke said. “I applaud him for his passion about Purdue University and the young men he coaches. He and his staff have devoted their lives to improving the program, but as I told him earlier this afternoon, those efforts did not equate to the consistent on-field success that both of us expected.”

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OK….FOUR seasons on the job at Purdue for Danny Hope and in his last TWO seasons he got the Boilermakers eligible for bowl games and posted records in those FOUR seasons of…

Overall:  22 – 27

Big Ten:  13 – 19

….which is MEDIOCRE football we would agree BUT then just what in the Hell is Morgan Burke going to say when he eventually fires Darrell Hazell who in THREE seasons on the job has posted records of….

Overall:  6 – 26

Big Ten:  2 – 18

It will have to be something like….

“Darrell Hazell’s tenure at Purdue has been nothing short of a Complete Freaking Disaster!”

Oh….Purdue plays Illinois at home on Saturday in a CANNOT LOSE Game for Darrell Hazell and the Boilermakers!

There is some good news from Big Ten Country though relative to Darrell Hazell coming back for the 2016 season….it has now been proven that Mike Riley was good for something and speaking of Mike Riley!

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9.  Mike Riley, Nebraska vs. Michigan State – Everyone knows the FACTS as Joe Friday used to say…

Nebraska is…

3 – 6 overall

1 – 4 in Big Ten play

…and is hosting Top 10 Michigan State on Saturday in Lincoln which is followed by….

At Rutgers
Iowa

Damn….this is the 18 th season since Tom Osborne retired in 1997 and in those 18 seasons Nebraska has only lost SIX or more games FOUR times…

Frank Solich – 1 time
Bill Callahan – 2 times
Mike Riley – 1 time

…and that really says it all since 2 of the 3 above coaches were fired at Nebraska and if Riley keeps losing he will be fired as well and if the Huskers should stumble down the stretch of the season and somehow lose their last THREE games to finish at…

3 – 9

….in 2015 then we have it on good authority from our Nebraska-alum buddies in Omaha that there will be…

MASSIVE House Cleaning at the University of Nebraska

….that will make Richard Nixon’s Saturday Night look like child’s play!

Let’s hope Mike Riley didn’t sell his house in Corvallis, Oregon because if he didn’t that would be a nice place to go over the Holidays after getting run out of Lincoln, Nebraska along with about a three dozen other people that…

Don’t Have A Freaking Clue How To Build and Sustain A Winning College Football Program!

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10.  Bret Bielema, Arkansas vs. Ole Miss – Again we have another situation for Joe Friday….”Just the Facts Ma’am”…and the FACTS are that Bret Bielema and his Arkansas Razorbacks are sitting on records of…

4 – 4 overall

2 – 2 in SEC play

…and still have to play games against…

At Ole Miss
At LSU
Mississippi State
Missouri

Damn….it is just us or does it look like Chubby Boy Bielema is going to be playing Missouri on Friday November 27 with a 4 – 7 record and with a loss to the Tigers getting himself and Arkansas AD Jeff Long fired before the Sun comes on up on Saturday November 28?

Yep….that’s about it!

Coach Hard Chubby Boy!

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11.  Butch Jones, Tennessee vs. South Carolina – Butch Jones finally got his rear-end off the Hot Seat with a resounding win over Kentucky BUT a loss to South Carolina on Saturday which would drop the Vols record to…

4 – 5

….on the season and guess what Butch?

Your ass would go right back on the Hot Seat!

Coach Hard Butch Jones!

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12.  Dana Holgorsen, West Virginia vs. Texas Tech – With West Virginia sitting on records of…

3 – 4 overall

0 – 4 in Big 12 play

…and still having to play these games this season…

Texas Tech
Texas
At Kansas
Iowa State
At Kansas State

….a “Little Birdie” told a Coaches Hot Seat member this past week that…

“If Holgorsen doesn’t get to six wins this season he’s done at West Virginia.”

Well…..

West Virginia CAN beat Texas Tech at home

West Virginia CAN beat Texas at home

West Virginia SHOULD best Kansas on the road

West Virginia SHOULD beat Iowa State on the road

West Virginia – Kansas State is a toss-up game

Hell….now we know why…

“If Holgorsen doesn’t get to six wins this season he’s done at West Virginia.”

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13.  Kliff Kingsburgy, Texas Tech vs. West Virginia – Bottom-line….Kliff Kingsbury REALLY needs to take Texas Tech to a bowl game in 2015 and with the Red Raiders now at…

5 – 4 overall

2 – 4 in Big 12 play

…and still having to play these games…

At West Virginia
Kansas State
At Texas

….we see No Damn Reason at all that Texas Tech doesn’t win SIX games in 2015 and if they don’t it will be a…

Very Damn Hot Seat for Kliff Kingsbury!

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14.  Steve Addazio, Boston College vs. NC State – The Complete Disaster that has come to be known as the….

“Wild Man Steve Addazio meltdown at BC”

….continues on this week with Boston College hosting NC State and if the Eagles lose this game they will drop to….

3 – 7 overall

0 – 7 in ACC play

…and no doubt Steve Addazio will go into another rage in the second-half that will be rather entertaining to watch we must say and Oh by the way….

Boston College plays Notre Dame in Fenway Park next Saturday!

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Oh…with Brian Kelly on one sideline and Steve Addazio on the other that game at Fenway Park could be called the…

The Catholic Rumble at Fenway!

….with a kicker promotional line of….

“Come to Fenway Park this Saturday to watch Notre Dame take on Boston College and at halftime Brian Kelly will fight Steve Addazio in a Winner-Take-All Cage Match at Midfield!

Our guess after seeing Brian Kelly go after one of his assistant coaches in the Temple game….

Our money is on Addazio!

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15.  Paul Rhoads, Iowa State vs. Oklahoma – We give Paul Rhoads and his Iowa State team little chance to beat Oklahoma in Norman on Saturday BUT….

Bob Stoops has a habit of his recent teams at Oklahoma NOT showing up for three or more games a year and the Sooners are due to NOT show-up like they didn’t against Texas so give the Sooners Hell Paul Rhoads!

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16.  Mike London, Virginia vs. Miami – With the win over Georgia Tech Mike London’s Virginia football team is now at 3 – 5 on the season and still has an outside shot of getting to .500 and making a bowl game this season which would probably save London’s job which is why this Saturday’s game against…

Miami is so Damn CRITICAL

…..because a win in this spot with these games left to play…

At Miami
At Louisville
Duke
Virginia Tech

…the Cavs might just get to SIX wins….well….anything is possible….right?

RIGHT!

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17.  Todd Graham, Arizona State vs. Washington State – After giving away a game to the Oregon Ducks at home and dropping to 4 – 4 on the season Todd Graham and is Arizona State football team is now just trying to avoid a….

Complete Freaking Disaster

….which would keep unfolding if the Sun Devils lose to Washington State on Saturday with still games left to play against…

Washington
Arizona
California

Hell….Arizona State could very well LOSE OUT and if that happens Todd Graham would be sitting on one of the Hottest Seats in the country when the 2016 college football season kicks-off so…

Coach Like Hell Todd Graham which does NOT mean Coach Like A Complete Freaking Idiot son!

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18.  Kevin Wilson, Indiana vs. Iowa – Stuck on 4 wins Indiana head coach Kevin Wilson REALLY need to find 2 more wins out of the Hoosiers last 4 games against…

Iowa
Michigan
At Maryland
At Purdue

….and although beating an undefeated Iowa team is NOT going to be easy in some ways Iowa is the one under the most pressure on Saturday having to go on the road and win to keep their chance of making the Big Ten Title Game and College Football Playoff alive so use that to your advantage Kevin Wilson and use it or as Ernest Hemingway once said….

“Forget your personal tragedy. We are all bitched from the start and you especially have to be hurt like hell before you can write seriously. But when you get the damned hurt use it — don’t cheat with it.”

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Use the HURT Kevin Wilson and BEAT the Hawkeyes on Saturday!

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19.  Kyle Flood, Rutgers vs. Michigan – The word on the street in the Garden State is that Kyle Flood needs SIX wins on the board before the season ends and with the Scarlet Knights now sitting on a record of 3 – 5 and still have to play these games…

At Michigan
Nebraska
At Army
Maryland

….we don’t for Damn sure seeing Rutgers getting its FOURTH win on Saturday in Ann Arbor!

Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day – Friday, November 6, 2015 – Paul “Bear” Bryant

 

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“Mama wanted me to be a preacher. I told her coachin’ and preachin’ were a lot alike.”

And

“But it’s still a coach’s game. Make no mistake. You start at the top. If you don’t have a good one at the top, you don’t have a cut dog’s chance. If you do, the rest falls into place. You have to have good assistants, and a lot of things, but first you have to have the chairman of the board.”

And

“If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes really good, then you did it. That’s all it takes to get people to win football games for you.”

And

“I think the most important thing of all for any team is a winning attitude. The coaches must have it. The players must have it. The student body must have it. If you have dedicated players who believe in themselves, you don’t need a lot of talent.”

And

“The idea of molding men means a lot to me.”

And

“You must learn how to hold a team together. You must lift some men up, calm others down, until finally they’ve got one heartbeat. Then you’ve got yourself a team.”

And

“If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It’s in my blood.”

And

“Get the winners into the game.”

And

“The old lessons (work, self-discipline, sacrifice, teamwork, fighting to achieve) aren’t being taught by many people other than football coaches these days. The football coach has a captive audience and can teach these lessons because the communication lines between himself and his players are more wide open than between kids and parents. We better teach these lessons or else the country’s future population will be made up of a majority of crooks, drug addicts, or people on relief.”

And

“Sacrifice. Work. Self-discipline. I teach these things, and my boys don’t forget them when they leave.”

And

“It’s not the will to win that matters – everyone has that. It’s the will to prepare to win that matters.”

And

“I’ll never give up on a player regardless of his ability as long as he never gives up on himself. In time he will develop.”

And

“Set goals – high goals for you and your organization. When your organization has a goal to shoot for, you create teamwork, people working for a common good.”

And

“Don’t talk too much. Don’t pop off. Don’t talk after the game until you cool off.”

And

“You have to learn what makes this or that Sammy run. For one it’s a pat on the back, for another it’s eating him out, for still another it’s a fatherly talk, or something else. You’re a fool if you think as I did as a young coach, that you can treat them all alike.”

And

“If a man is a quitter, I’d rather find out in practice than in a game. I ask for all a player has so I’ll know later what I can expect.”

And

“Find your own picture, your own self in anything that goes bad. It’s awfully easy to mouth off at your staff or chew out players, but if it’s bad, and you’re the head coach, you’re responsible. If we have an intercepted pass, I threw it. I’m the head coach. If we get a punt blocked, I caused it. A bad practice, a bad game, it’s up to the head coach to assume his responsibility.”

And

“It’s awfully important to win with humility. It’s also important to lose with humility. I hate to lose worse than anyone, but if you never lose you won’t know how to act. If you lose with humility, then you can come back.”

And

“Losing doesn’t make me want to quit. It makes me want to fight that much harder.”

And

“The biggest mistake coaches make is taking borderline cases and trying to save them. I’m not talking about grades now, I’m talking about character. I want to know before a boy enrolls about his home life, and what his parents want him to be.”

And

“What are you doing here? Tell me why you are here. If you are not here to win a national championship, you’re in the wrong place. You boys are special. I don’t want my players to be like other students. I want special people. You can learn a lot on the football field that isn’t taught in the home, the church, or the classroom. There are going to be days when you think you’ve got no more to give and then you’re going to give plenty more. You are going to have pride and class. You are going to be very special. You are going to win the national championship for Alabama.”

And

“I’m no innovator. If anything I’m a stealer, or borrower. I’ve stolen or borrowed from more people than you can shake a stick at.”

And

“There is no sin in not liking to play; it’s a mistake for a boy to be there if he doesn’t want to.”

And

“I’m no miracle man. I guarantee nothing but hard work.”

And

“Don’t overwork your squad. If you’re going to make a mistake, under-work them.”

And

“Be aware of “yes” men. Generally, they are losers. Surround yourself with winners. Never forget – people win.”

And

“If there is one thing that has helped me as a coach, it’s my ability to recognize winners, or good people who can become winners by paying the price.”

And

“You take those little rascals, talk to them good, pat them on the back, let them think they are good, and they will go out and beat the biguns.”

And

“If you whoop and holler all the time, the players just get used to it.”

And

“I know what it takes to win. If I can sell them on what it takes to win, then we are not going to lose too many football games.”

And

“If you want to coach you have three rules to follow to win. One, surround yourself with people who can’t live without football. I’ve had a lot of them. Two, be able to recognize winners. They come in all forms. And, three, have a plan for everything. A plan for practice, a plan for the game. A plan for being ahead, and a plan for being behind 20-0 at half, with your quarterback hurt and the phones dead, with it raining cats and dogs and no rain gear because the equipment man left it at home.”

And

“My approach to the game has been the same at all the places I’ve been. Vanilla. The sure way. That means, first of all, to win physically. If you got eleven on a field, and they beat the other eleven physically, they’ll win. They will start forcing mistakes. They’ll win in the fourth quarter.”

And

“Little things make the difference. Everyone is well prepared in the big things, but only the winners perfect the little things.”

And

“Scout yourself. Have a buddy who coaches scout you.”

And

“The first time you quit, it’s hard. The second time, it gets easier. The third time, you don’t even have to think about it.”

And

“But there’s one thing about quitters you have to guard against – they are contagious. If one boy goes, the chances are he’ll take somebody with him, and you don’t want that. So when they would start acting that way, I used to pack them up and get them out, or embarrass them, or do something to turn them around.”

And

“There’s a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success.”

And

“People who are in it for their own good are individualists. They don’t share the same heartbeat that makes a team so great. A great unit, whether it be football or any organization, shares the same heartbeat.”

And

“I told them my system was based on the “ant plan,” that I’d gotten the idea watching a colony of ants in Africa during the war. A whole bunch of ants working toward a common goal.”

And

“We can’t have two standards, one set for the dedicated young men who want to do something ambitious and one set for those who don’t.”

And

“I honestly believe that if you are willing to out-condition the opponent, have confidence in your ability, be more aggressive than your opponent and have a genuine desire for team victory, you will become the national champions. If you have all the above, you will acquire confidence and poise, and you will have those intangibles that win the close ones.”

And

“If you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride – and never quit – you’ll be a winner. The price of victory is high but so are the rewards.”

And

“Don’t ever give up on ability. Don’t give up on a player who has it.”

And

“A good, quick, small team can beat a big, slow team any time.”

And

“I have always tried to teach my players to be fighters. When I say that, I don’t mean put up your dukes and get in a fistfight over something. I’m talking about facing adversity in your life. There is not a person alive who isn’t going to have some awfully bad days in their lives. I tell my players that what I mean by fighting is when your house burns down, and your wife runs off with the drummer, and you’ve lost your job and all the odds are against you. What are you going to do? Most people just lay down and quit. Well, I want my people to fight back.”

And

“If they don’t have a winning attitude, I don’t want them.”

And

“I have tried to teach them to show class, to have pride, and to display character. I think football, winning games, takes care of itself if you do that.”

And

“I always want my players to show class, knock’em down, pat on the back, and run back to the huddle.”

And

“I tell young players who want to be coaches, who think they can put up with all the headaches and heartaches, can you live without it? If you can live without it, don’t get in it.”

Wikipedia:  Paul “Bear” Bryant