Daily Archive: February 11, 2017

Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day – Saturday, February 11, 2017 – Bing Crosby

 

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“Frank (Frank Sinatra) is a singer who comes along once in a lifetime, but why did he have to come in mine?”

And

“I think popular music in this country is one of the few things in the 20th century that have made great strides in reverse.”

And

“Honestly, I think I`ve stretched a talent which is so thin it`s almost transparent over a quite unbelievable term of years.”

And

“(Bing Crosby’s own epitaph) He was an average guy who could carry a tune.”

And

“Once or twice I`ve been described as a light comedian. I consider this the most accurate description of my abilities I`ve ever seen.”

And

“(on Bob Hope) Hope? He`s got more money on him than I have.”

And

“(on Judy Garland) The most talented woman I ever knew was Judy Garland. She was a great, great comedienne and she could do more things than any girl I ever
knew. Act, sing, dance, make you laugh. She was everything. I had a great affection for her. Such a tragedy. Too much work, too much pressure, the wrong kind of
people as husbands.”

And

“(on Fred Astaire) But when you`re in a picture with Astaire, you`ve got rocks in your head if you do much dancing. He`s so quick-footed and so light that it`s
impossible not to look like a hay-digger compared with him.”

And

“My golf is woeful but I will never surrender.”

And

“Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won`t make it “white”.”

And

“There is nothing in the world I wouldn`t do for Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn`t do for me… We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.”

And

“That was a great game of golf, fellas.”

And

“Fore!

Straight down the middle
It went straight down the middle
Then it started to hook just a wee, wee bit
That’s when my caddie lost sight of it
That little white pellet has never been found to this day
But it went straight down the middle like they say

Whack down the fairway
It went smack down the fairway
Then it started to slice just a smidge off line
It headed for two then it bounced off nine
My caddie says long as you’re still in the state you’re okay
Yes it went straight down the middle quite a ways

The sun was never brighter
The greens were never greener
And I was never keener to play
I heard it came down the middle
It went zing down the middle
Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom
There’s always the lies in the locker room
And I’m in my glory when wrapped in a towel I say
That it went straight down the middle today

Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom
Though they should charge just for listening in the locker room
But I’m in my glory when wrapped in a towel I say
That it went straight down the middle
Where it wound up is a riddle
But it went straight down the middle far away”
Straight Down the Middle, Bing Crosby

Wikipedia:  Bing Crosby

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