“And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more than anything else.”
“And you find as a writer there are certain spots on the planet where you write better than others, and I believe in that. And New Orleans is one of them.”
“Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies.”
“Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.”
“I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.”
“I’m inspired by people who keep on rolling, no matter their age.”
“If I couldn’t laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn’t laugh we just would go insane, If we weren’t all crazy we would go insane.”
“If life gives you limes, make margaritas.”
“People who think too much before they act don’t act too much.”
“Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.”
“We are the people our parents warned us about.”
“Well, I’m still here. Didn’t have to go to rehab, and I’m not broke.”
“If it doesn’t work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was worth all the pain.”
“Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only willing to listen.”
“1. Never forget–“they” are always the enemy. 2. Just remember, assholes are born that way, and they usually don’t change. 3. You don’t want to go to jail. 4. When you start to take this job seriously, you’re in trouble. 5. It takes no more time to see the good side of life than it takes to see the bad. 6. If you decide to run the ball, just count on fumbling and getting the shit knocked out of you a lot, but never forget how much fun it is just to be able to run the ball!” Tales from Margaritaville
“Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.”
“Some of its magic, some its tragic, but I’ve had a good life along the way.”
“Sail the main course in a simple sturdy craft. Keep her well stocked with short stories and long laughs. Go fast enough to get there but slow enough to see. Moderation seems to be the key.”
“All speech, written or spoken, is a dead language, until it finds a willing and prepared hearer.”
“An aim in life is the only fortune worth finding.”
“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.”
“Everyone lives by selling something.”
“For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel’s sake. The great affair is to move.”
“I never weary of great churches. It is my favorite kind of mountain scenery. Mankind was never so happily inspired as when it made a cathedral.”
“It is the mark of a good action that it appears inevitable in retrospect.”
“Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well.”
“Most of our pocket wisdom is conceived for the use of mediocre people, to discourage them from ambitious attempts, and generally console them in their mediocrity.”
“Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation and is thought necessary.”
“Talk is by far the most accessible of pleasures. It costs nothing in money, it is all profit, it completes our education, founds and fosters our friendships, and can be enjoyed at any age and in almost any state of health.”
“The world has no room for cowards.”
“To be what we are, and to become what we are capable of becoming, is the only end of life.”
“To become what we are capable of becoming is the only end in life.”
“We must accept life for what it actually is – a challenge to our quality without which we should never know of what stuff we are made, or grow to our full stature.”
“You cannot run away from weakness; you must some time fight it out or perish; and if that be so, why not now, and where you stand?”
“You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.”
“So long as we love we serve; so long as we are loved by others, I would almost say that we are indispensable; and no man is useless while he has a friend.”
“The Monterey Peninsula is the greatest meeting of land and sea in the world.”
Coaches Hot Seat was first dreamed up in October 2006 as a way to help force out then Stanford head football coach Walt Harris among a group of close friends who were having drinks at the Balboa Café in the Marina District of San Francisco, and here we are in September 2017 with Coaches Hot Seat now entering its 11 th college football season…a second decade now begins…with that same group of close friends tossing out their opinions from the peanut gallery about the relative status of college football head coaches job status vis-à-vis the warmth of their asses!
Coaches Hot Seat has been great fun from the start and has grown from a few close friends to over 170 members of Coaches Hot Seat now that mainly are members it seems to attend the annual Coaches Hot Seat Summer Clambake at Lake Tahoe each August where we have one Helluva great time talking football and the upcoming college football season and CHS members also help to shape the Coaches Hot Seat Rankings each week.
With that in mind let’s get to the business at hand which is the….
…which means let’s bring out the Great Johnny Cash to give the coaches on the Hot Seat a wake-up call!
Thank You Mr. Cash and away we go on the 11 th season of Coaches Hot Seat
1. Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M – If you thought watching the Total Meltdown of Kevin Sumlin and the Texas A&M coaching staff in the Rose Bowl on Sunday night was nothing short of a Total Disaster then watching a replay of the game only makes things worse because one could take a look at each play and see mistake….after mistake….after mistake…after mistake by Sumlin and the Aggies Coaches that flat-out….
Robbed the A&M players of what should have been a win over UCLA!
It’s easy to look at the second-half of the A&M – UCLA game and point to many Beyond Stupid mistakes made by Kevin Sumlin and the A&M coaching staff, but the Idiocy actually began in the first quarter with the Aggies up 7 – 3 and the Bruins fumbling the ball and an A&M player returning it to the 3 yard line which was followed by A&M OC Noel Mazzone calling the following plays:
Fade to Left-Side of the End Zone Fade to Right-Side of the End Zone 2 Yard Run to 1 Yard Line
Followed by a field goal putting the Aggies up 10 – 3 over UCLA.
Why didn’t Aggies OC Noel Mazzone just run the Damn ball right down the Bruins throat from the 3 yard line you ask when A&M was gashing the Bruins for over 7 yards a carry in the game?
Damn Good Question but this is just the beginning of the Damn Idiocy that was capped off in the second-half by what we hear at Coaches Hot Seat believe to be…
A Series of the Stupidest Coaching Decisions in the History of College Football in America
…which at Texas A&M dates back to 1894!
By now everyone that follows college football closely must know that Texas A&M went up by the score of….
Aggies – 44 Bruins – 10
…after a field goal with 4:08 left in the 3 rd quarter of the game. At this point there should have been NO CHANCE IN HELL of UCLA winning this football game unless Kevin Sumlin and the A&M coaches committed a series of blunders that would make the Stupidest Human Beings on the Earth look like Mensa members and guess what….that is exactly what happened!
Following the Aggies field goal to pt them up 44 – 10 over UCLA the Bruins then scored in 2 minutes to make the score 44 – 17 with 2:06 left in the 3 rd Quarter and this is what Kevin Sumlin and his offensive coaches did the rest of the game leading to one of the great meltdowns in college football history:
Aggies Remaining Offensive Plays in the Game after up 44 – 17:
1. Run for no gain 2. Run for 6 yards 3. Incomplete Pass 4. Punt
UCLA Touchdown and score is A&M 44 – UCLA 24
5. Run for 1 yard 6. Incomplete Pas 7. Run for 14 yards 8. Run for 3 yards 9. Run for 8 yards 10. Complete Pass 11. Sack loss of 10 yards 12. Run for 1 yard 13. Punt
UCLA Touchdown and score is A&M 44 – UCLA 31
14. Pass Complete 15. Run for 6 yards 16. Incomplete Pass 17. Run for 12 yards 18. Run for 7 yards 19. Run for loss 1 yard
With ball on 16 yard line and a made field goal making the score 47 – 31 or a two TD and two 2-point conversion game Aggies OC Noel Mazzone calls a pass play and….
20. Sack for loss of 9 yards
…which leads to a 43 yard field goal miss by the Aggies kicker instead of what should have been at most a 32 yard field goal if not shorter if Noel Mazzone had just RUN THE DAMN BALL on third down!
UCLA Touchdown and score is A&M 44 – UCLA 38
21. Run for 2 yards 22. Incomplete Pass 23. Sack for loss of 5 yards 24. Punt
UCLA Touchdown and score is A&M 44 – UCLA 45
The four plays in the last A&M series when the Aggies failed to get a first down are not that important because it was desperation time, but look the other plays above and see the Total Damn Idiocy especially when one realizes that at halftime A&M was averaging over….
6 Yards-Plus Per Run
….and in the second-half when the Aggies could have Stuff the Ball down the Bruins throats with their run game they not only called way Damn too many pass plays they also at the most critical time of the game when a made field goal would have at worst gotten the Aggies into overtime against UCLA a pass play was called with a true freshman QB on the field who not surprisingly took a big loss on a sack which led to a critical missed field goal and in our opinion….
This was level of Stupid Coaching that has not been seen in FBS Football since Charlie Weis was the head coach at Notre Dame!
In our opinion here at Coaches Hot Seat Kevin Sumlin did nothing less than GUT his own players by allowing his coaches to make one Stupid Damn Decision after another and for that he should have already been fired and the Aggies could have hired ANY high school coach on ANY level from ANYWHERE in the State of Texas and be the Aggies players would be getting better coaching today!
Let’s look at Kevin Sumlin’s records in six seasons at Texas A&M:
Overall: 44 – 22
SEC: 21 – 19
Against FBS Teams: 26 – 22
Against Group of 6 Teams: 12 – 0
Against FCS Teams: 6 – 0
Yep…take away the 18 Cupcakes that Keivn Sumlin has played and beat at A&M and we are talking about winning percentages of…
Against FBS Teams: .542
…and for the above Very Average Records Kevin Sumlin has already been paid north of….
$25 Million Dollars
….and Texas A&M still owes Sumlin over $11 Million Dollars if they fired him today!
$35+ Million Dollars for a .542 record against FBS teams and .525 record in SEC play?
What kind of Damn Idiots are running Texas A&M University exactly?
Let’s not forget something else in this spot….
Last November at Kyle Field in College Station A&M led Ole Miss by 15 points entering the 4 th quarter before losing 29 – 28 and more to the point in Texas A&M last SIX games against FBS teams Kevin Sumlin’s record is…
0 – 6!
That’s right…Texas A&M has not beaten an FBS team since last October 8 when the Aggies beat Tennessee in double-overtime in College Station!
Luckily for Kevin Sumlin he is working at place….
Texas A&M University
…that embraces and celebrates AVERAGE and thus he can get away with winning percentages like…
.542 and .525
….and A&M has Nicholls and La. Lafayette to play at home in their next two games before playing Arkansas in Dallas on September 23 but then from Arkansas on it’s….
Arkansas (Dallas) South Carolina Alabama At Florida Mississippi State Auburn New Mexico At Ole Miss At LSU
…which to us looks like 7 or 8 wins for the Aggies in 2017 and based upon what the folks running Texas A&M have been willing to accept in the past maybe they will continue to accept…
…now tied to the Complete Damn Stupidity of the UCLA game and the beat in College Station will go on for another year!
Be Proud Aggies…YOU are Average As Hell!
2. Todd Graham, Arizona State – In the last two seasons at Arizona State Todd Graham has posted combined records of…
Overall: 11 – 14
Pac-12: 6 – 12
….and it seems clear from the noise coming out of Tempe that it’s going to probably take 8 wins plus in 2017 for Graham to be coaching the Sun Devils in 2018 and it wasn’t exactly a rousing start to this season in beating a very weak New Mexico State team 37 – 31, and if ASU plays like that the rest of the year there’s not a chance in Hell that Graham will be the head coach come December. Now at 1 – 0 on the year here is what ASU has left to play:
San Diego State At Texas Tech Oregon At Stanford Washington At Utah USC Colorado At UCLA At Oregon State Arizona
Can Todd Graham find 7 wins+ out of the Sun Devils remaining 11 games?
We don’t see it which means a very good job in Arizona State could be opening up come late November.
3. Tony Sanchez, UNLV – The first time that anyone at Coaches Hot Seat ran into Tony Sanchez he was the head football coach at California High School in San Ramon, California which is in the East Bay of San Francisco and where Tony coached for five years before taking over and having a very successful run at Bishop Gorman High School in Las Vegas which led to him getting the UNLV job in 2015 which has led to the following records at UNLV after the disastrous opening season loss to the Howard University football team on Saturday night:
Overall: 7 – 18
MWC: 5 – 11
Those are not so great records for Tony Sanchez and the Rebels have left play this season….
At Idaho At Ohio State San Jose State San Diego State At Air Force Utah State At Fresno State Hawaii BYU At New Mexico At Nevada
…and it’s just a guess on our part with a new AD at UNLV on the job in Desiree Reed-Francois on the job who came over from Virginia Tech Sanchez is going to need 6-plus wins in 2017 to be the head coach of the Rebels in 2018, and if Sanchez can find 6 wins out of the above 11 remaining games he should return as the head coach at UNLV and get an extension on his contract as well!
4. Mark Whipple, UMass – Since returning to coach at UMass in 2014 after an earlier stint coaching the Minutemen on the FCS level between 1998 – 2003 Mark Whipple has posted a record of…
Overall: 8 – 30
…over the last four seasons and an 0 – 2 start to 2017 with losses to Hawaii and Coastal Carolina doesn’t exactly give us confidence that Whipple will be the head coach at UMass when Santa shows up in late December!
What’s left for UMass this season:
Old Dominion – Loss At Temple – Loss At Tennessee – Loss Ohio – Loss At USF – Loss Georgia Southern – Maybe Win Appalachian State – Loss At Mississippi State – Loss Maine – Maybe Win At BYU – Loss
That’s a 2 – 10 record at best in our minds for UMass in 2017 and more than likely a new head football coach for the Minutemen in 2018….in our humble opinion.
5. Lance Leipold, Buffalo – Buffalo looked decent against Minnesota in the opening game of the season BUT in his third year on the job coaching the Bulls head coach Lance Leipold now has records of…
Overall: 7 – 18
MAC: 4 – 12
….on the board and we rather doubt that Leipold will be able to survive another losing season….but then this is Buffalo we are talking about and maybe Leipold can survive another sub .500 record and return to coach the Bulls again in 2018 which would be fine with us here at Coaches Hot Seat since we don’t have a dog in this fight or in any fight for that matter when it comes to Buffalo!
6. Tom Herman, Texas – Earlier this year a couple of Coaches Hot Seat members were down in Austin for business plus fishing with our Texas-alum buddies and over a BBQ dinner we asked how the Tom Herman-era was going and one of those UT-alums said….
“You mean the Cult of Tom Herman?”
Coaches Hot Seat: “The Cult of Tom Herman? What the Hell does that mean?”
UT Alum: “It means that everything within the Texas Athletic Department is set-up to promote Tom Herman in the public instead of the Texas Football Team.”
Coaches Hot Seat: “That’s a change from the past?”
UT Alum: “You kidding? Mack Brown and Charlie Strong put the focus on the players….Tom Herman seems interested in only one thing…Tom Herman’s Precious Ass!”
Coaches Hot Seat: “Now that’s Damn interesting.”
UT Alum: “It is and there’s no explaining it even in Texas which is full of people with big egos….but I cannot recall running into or seeing anyone operate with a bigger ego than Tom Herman who seems to believe he invented the Sun, the Moon, and the Stars!”
Coaches Hot Seat: “It will be interesting to see how that will play out during the season.”
UT Alum: “Well right now with everything focused on kissing Tom Herman’s ass I fully expect Texas to lose the opening game to Maryland!”
Memo to Tom Herman: Get Over Yourself Son or your head coaching tenure at Texas or anywhere else will be over before it really gets going. Oh…welcome to the Hot Seat Son!
Texas has PLENTY OF TALENT to win 8 games in 2017 with the below schedule remaining….
San Jose State At USC At Iowa State Kansas State Oklahoma Oklahoma State At Baylor At TCU Kansas At West Virginia Texas Tech
…and if Tom Herman expects to get his ass off the Hot Seat he better Damn win 8 games-plus this season!
7. Brian Kelly, Notre Dame – Brian Kelly and the Irish got a nice win over a decent Temple team in Week 1 and now the 2017 season actually begins with a pretty good and very talented Georgia team coming to South Bend on Saturday evening. There’s a very good reason why Brian Kelly is on the Hot Seat and that is Kelly’s record over the past 5 seasons since Alabama BLASTED the Irish in the 2012-13 BCS National Title Game and that record is…
32 – 20 .615
…while averaging 7.75 wins per season and ANYTHING below 9 wins a season as head coach of Notre Dame your ass is AVERAGE and will place your ass on the…Yep…you got it…
We asked around with a few of our Notre Dame alum friends in the last few weeks how many wins that Brian Kelly needs to return to coach the Irish in 2018 and the consensus is…
….and we don’t think there is ANY chance of all of Notre Dame winning 10 games if the Irish lose to Georgia so Coach Hard Brian Kelly against the Dawgs!
8. Chris Ash, Rutgers – Chris Ash’s Rutgers team played better against Washington they than the team played in almost any game in 2016 and now Ash will need to keep the improvement going in a HUGE and MUST WIN GAMES against Eastern Michigan at home on Saturday and then Morgan State on September 16 which would send the Scarlet Knights to Nebraska with a 2 – 1 record which would at least give Ash’s team some momentum and maybe his ass off the Hot Seat…or maybe not!
9. Jim Mora, UCLA – We are not quite sure why the Hell the UCLA Bruins didn’t show up ready to play against Texas A&M on Sunday at the Rose Bowl but a Total Collapse by the Aggies plus a Bruins team that wouldn’t quit saved Mora from having the Hottest Seat in the America after Week 1 of the season and at least Jim Mora has that going for him!
Now at 1 – 0 on the season UCLA has left to play in 2017….
Hawaii At Memphis At Stanford Colorado At Arizona Oregon At Washington At Utah Arizona State At USC California
Damn…that’s a tough schedule and with Jim Mora needing at least 6 wins in 2017 to keep his job even with a MASSIVE buyout if fired it’s not going to be easy for UCLA to get to 6 wins unless they win their next 2 games to start at 3 – 0 before they head to The Farm to play Stanford on September 23.
10. Bret Bielema, Arkansas – In 5 seasons at Arkansas Bret Bielema has the following records on the board…
Overall: 26 – 26
SEC: 10 – 22
…and that is what we would call Below Average for ANY Head Football Coach at Arkansas and we would recommend to both Bret Bielema and Arkansas AD Jeff Long that Bielema win at least 6 games in 2017 or both of them might find themselves out of a job come December which is why the next two games…
TCU Texas A&M (Dallas)
…are MUST WIN GAMES before playing Cupcake New Mexico State on September 30 and then heading into the rest of the SEC schedule with a game at South Carolina.
If Arkansas does lose to TCU and Texas A&M to be at 2 – 2 at the end of September it’s not going to be easy to find 4 more wins among these last 8 games….
At South Carolina At Alabama Auburn At Ole Miss Coastal Carolina At LSU Mississippi State Missouri
….with 6 wins total needed if Bielema wants to be employed in the State of Arkansas after December 2017!
“A man’s character always takes its hue, more or less, from the form and color of things about him.”
“It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.”
“Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have the exact measure of the injustice and wrong which will be imposed on them.”
“I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and to incur my own abhorrence.”
“I am a Republican, a black, dyed in the wool Republican, and I never intend to belong to any other party than the party of freedom and progress.”
“A battle lost or won is easily described, understood, and appreciated, but the moral growth of a great nation requires reflection, as well as observation, to appreciate it.”
“One and God make a majority.”
“I didn’t know I was a slave until I found out I couldn’t do the things I wanted.”
“The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppose.”
“A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.”
“To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker.”
“The life of the nation is secure only while the nation is honest, truthful, and virtuous.”
“A little learning, indeed, may be a dangerous thing, but the want of learning is a calamity to any people.”
“The white man’s happiness cannot be purchased by the black man’s misery.”
“Without a struggle, there can be no progress.”
“It is not light that we need, but fire; it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake.”
“Man’s greatness consists in his ability to do and the proper application of his powers to things needed to be done.”
“People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get.”
“If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle. Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will. Find out just what a people will submit to, and you have found out the exact amount of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them; and these will continue till they are resisted with either words or blows, or with both. The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress. Men may not get all they pay for in this world; but they must pay for all they get. If we ever get free from all the oppressions and wrongs heaped upon us, we must pay for their removal. We must do this by labor, by suffering, by sacrifice, and, if needs be, by our lives, and the lives of others.”
“No man can put a chain about the ankle of his fellow man without at last finding the other end fastened about his own neck.”
“Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is an organized conspiracy to oppress, rob and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe.”
“Whatever the future may have in store for us, one thing is certain — this new revolution in human thought will never go backward. When a great truth once gets abroad in the world, no power on earth can imprison it, or prescribe its limits, or suppress it. It is bound to go on till it becomes the thought of the world. Such a truth is woman’s right to equal liberty with man. She was born with it. It was hers before she comprehended it. It is inscribed upon all the powers and faculties of her soul, and no custom, law, or usage can ever destroy it. Now that it has got fairly fixed in the minds of the few, it is bound to become fixed in the minds of the many, and be supported at last by a great cloud of witnesses, which no man can number and no power can withstand.”
“Mr. Lincoln was not only a great President, but a great man — too great to be small in anything. In his company I was never in any way reminded of my humble origin, or of my unpopular color.”
“I look upon my departure from Colonel Lloyd’s plantation as one of the most interesting events of my life. It is possible, and even quite probable, that but for the mere circumstance of being removed from that plantation to Baltimore, I should have to-day, instead of being here seated by my own table, in the enjoyment of freedom and the happiness of home, writing this Narrative, been confined in the galling chains of slavery. Going to live at Baltimore laid the foundation, and opened the gateway, to all my subsequent prosperity. I have ever regarded it as the first plain manifestation of that kind providence which has ever since attended me, and marked my life with so many favors. I regarded the selection of myself as being somewhat remarkable. There were a number of slave children that might have been sent from the plantation to Baltimore. There were those younger, those older, and those of the same age. I was chosen from among them all, and was the first, last, and only choice.”
“He doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.”
“Discipline to me is sacrifice; it’s willingness to give up something you want to do, so you can better yourself.”
“I learned a long time ago that you don’t have to go around using bad language and trying to hurt people to show how macho you are. That stuff won’t get you anywhere, it just shows lack of vocabulary and character.”
“The greatest mistake is to continue to practice a mistake.”
“I wasn’t afraid of nothing. I was concerned that our opponents. Just picture now. We’re trying to recruit this kid out of Tampa. OK, I go down and see him. An opponent coach comes there and says, ‘Hey, you don’t want to go to Florida State. Bobby Bowden’s got cancer. He’s 77 years old, he’s not going to be alive next year.”
“If short hair and good manners won football games, Army and Navy would play for the national championship every year.”
“Somehow, I went from being too young, to being too old. Somewhere in there I must have been just right.”
“Son, you’ve got a good engine, but your hands aren’t on the steering wheel.”
“I am not happy with moral victories. Those things are forgotten.”
“I’ve always said it takes more courage to stand back there and throw a ball knowing you’re fixing to get drilled than anything I can think of in football.”
“To have the kind of year you want to have, something has to happen that you can’t explain why it happened. Something has to happen that you can’t coach.”
“If somebody mistreats you, treat ’em good. That kills ’em.”
“I guess I’ll retire someday if I live that long.”
“He who gets the best players usually wins.”
“Don’t go to the grave with life unused.”
“There’s only about 6 inches that turns that halo into a noose.”
“But he played Miami. (Bowden on what they might chisel on his headstone)”
“You want to know what a real test of faith is? That’s when you go to church and reach into your pocket and all you’ve got is a $20 bill.”
“They look so good to me. I’m amazed they’re not on strike.” Bobby Bowden on Florida State losing to the University of Miami during the NFL strike
“The Good Lord might not want to take me, but He might be after the pilot.” Bobby Bowden, on his fear of small planes
“Great moments are born from great opportunities.”
“We should be dreaming. We grew up as kids having dreams, but now we’re too sophisticated as adults, as a nation. We stopped dreaming. We should always have dreams.”
“You know, Willie Wonka said it best: we are the makers of dreams, the dreamers of dreams.”
“You’re looking for players whose name on the front of the sweater is more important than the one on the back. I look for these players to play hard, to play smart and to represent their country.”
“When you pull on that jersey, the name on the front is a hell of alot more important than the one on the back.”
“I’m not looking for the best players, Craig, I’m lookin’ for the right ones.”
“If we play ’em 10 times, they might win nine. But NOT this game.”
“[as the players who were cut depart] Take a good look, gentlemen, cause they’re the ones getting off easy”
“[making his team do sprints after a lackluster game] You keep playing this way, you won’t beat anybody who’s even good, let alone great! You wanna make this team? Then you better start playing at a level that’s gonna FORCE ME to keep you here! AGAIN!”