Daily Archive: November 17, 2017

16 Head Coaches Facing MUST WIN Games In Week 12 Whose Teams + Coaches Need To Take It To The Limit! – Thanks Randy!

 

16 Head Coaches Facing MUST WIN Games In Week 12 Whose Teams + Coaches Need To Take It To The Limit! – Thanks Randy!

Thanks Randy!

Bill Snyder, Kansas State vs. Oklahoma State – There are few things as Totally Damn Worthless as people holding prominent positions trying to get their kids into those positions as they head for the doors and that is exactly what Bill Snyder is trying to do at Kansas State with his son Sean:

Kansas State’s future is murky as Bill Snyder tried to wield his power on way out, Dennis Dodd, CBS Sports

Clearly, Bill Snyder believes that his son Sean doesn’t have the ability or chops to get a Power 5 Conference Head Coaching Job on his own so that’s why Daddy is trying to strong-arm Kansas State into hiring his Boy which if you are like us makes Bill Snyder…

Worthless As Hell

…and his Sean even worse because if Sean had actually been raised by a…

REAL Man and REAL American

…Sean would tell his Daddy to butt the Hell out of his coaching career because Sean wouldn’t want his Daddy getting him the Kansas State job but would rather if Sean was a..

REAL Man and REAL American

…he would earn and get the job himself but clearly the Snyders are…

NOT REAL Men nor REAL Americans

…and with that in mind every American worth a Damn should hope like Hell that Worthless as Hell Bill Snyder loses his last two games against…

At Oklahoma State
Iowa State

….so the Wildcats finish at 5 – 7 and Billy “My son Sean is such a Candy Ass Pussy I have to get the Kansas State Job for Him” Snyder will go out the…

Total Damn Loser

….that we all know he is now!

BEAT the Living Hell out of Bill and Sean Snyder Oklahoma State and if you can hang Freaking 100….hang Freaking 100 on ‘em Mike Gundy!

What a Total Embarrassment that Bill Snyder is to Kansas State, College Football and America for that matter!

If you think we are HOT about Bill Snyder trying to pass down the Kansas State Football Program to his son Sean like KSU Football is some kind of medieval kingdom that can be passed down to someone because of their last name and they won the sperm lottery then you would be RIGHT but then any Real America would vehemently object to this Total Horseshit as well and if you think what Bill Snyder is doing is right…

You are not a REAL American…PERIOD!

Jim Harbaugh, Michigan vs. Wisconsin – Since Penn State destroyed Michigan in Week 8 the Wolverines offense has scored….

35
33
35

…points against its last three opponents and clearly Blue is going to need 35+ points on Saturday to beat Wisconsin in Madison and we are fascinated to see how far this Michigan team has come this year and if Harbaugh can actually beat a football team with a winning record in 2017!

Our recommendation to Jim Harbaugh: Don’t lose to Wisconsin AND Ohio State to end the 2017 season Jimmy or your ass is going right on the Hot Seat heading into 2018!

David Beaty, Kansas vs. Oklahoma – The 1 – 9 Kansas Jayhawks head coach David Beaty may have the support of the KU Chancellor but in the Real World which clearly doesn’t include Lawrence, Kansas when you have posted these kind of records in THREE year on the job…

Overall:  3 – 31

Big 12:  1 – 24

…your ass gets fired but then we are talking about the University of Kansas here where…

We are no Damn where near Below Damn Average in Football and we are Damn proud of it!

Oh…Kansas has…

Oklahoma
Oklahoma

…to finish the 2017 so David Beaty you got…

1 – 11

…in 2017 and…

3 – 33

…in 3 years on the job Son?

You are about to Son!

Brian Kelly, Notre Dame vs. Navy – Oh this is very simple…if Notre Dame happened to lose to Navy on Saturday after getting destroyed by Miami last Saturday Brian Kelly’s ass would be right back on the Hot Seat with a game still left against Stanford on The Farm next week and if Kelly lost to both Navy and Stanford and finished at 8 – 4 on the season in our opinion Kelly would be fired shortly after the Stanford game on November 25 th!

Don’t lose to Navy Brian Kelly!

Lovie Smith, Illinois vs. Ohio State – We asked the 178 Coaches Hot Seat members this week if anyone thought…

Lovie Smith would ever field a .500 or better football team at Illinois

…and as of Friday morning 154 Coaches Hot Seat members have responded and the results were…

154 – No
0 – Yes

This week the 2 – 8 Illini who have beaten Ball State and Western Kentucky this season and are 0 – 7 in Big Ten play face Ohio State and then finish with Northwestern which looks like two more losses to us which would leave Smith’s record after 2 years at Illinois at….

Overall:  5 – 19

Big Ten:  2 – 16

Please….someone…anyone…why the Hell is Lovie Smith the head football coach at Illinois?

There are just so many Damn Morons in the world in important positions in collegiate athletics one has to wonder…

How in the Hell did they get into these jobs?

Mike Riley, Nebraska vs. Penn State – The Mike Riley era is OVER at Nebraska so we don’t expect much out of the Huskers this week against a Penn State team that could hang almost any number they wanted on the Blackshirts defense so this isn’t so much a MUST WIN Game for Mike Riley and Nebraska as it is…

Just Don’t Totally Embarrass the State of Nebraska

…please now Mike Riley!

Jim Mora, UCLA vs. USC – Jim Mora is moving very close to the “Mendoza Line” with his Pac-12 Conference record now sitting at…

28 – 25

…with games left against USC this week and California next week which could both easily be losses but since we are talking about UCLA here where your Sorry Damn Ass can go on a retail shoplifting spree and you can remain on the Bruins Basketball Team why should we expect Damn anything out of UCLA Football?

UCLA = Where we allow our student athletes to go on shoplifting sprees at retail stores and stay on athletic teams!

Oh UCLA…be so Damn Proud!

Kliff Kingsbury, Texas Tech vs. TCU – Kliff Kingsbury is sitting on some very Damn average records as the head football coach at Texas Tech…

Overall:  29 – 31

Big 12:  15 – 29

….and we cannot imagine that Kingsbury will be the head coach at Tech in 2018 if the 5 – 5 Red Raiders don’t win at least one of their last two games against…

TCU
At Texas

….and we have to think that beating TCU at home in Lubbock by out-scoring the Horned Frogs will be a Helluva lot easier than beating Texas in Austin next Friday when the Longhorns will probably need a win also to get to 6 wins on the year!

You better Damn beat TCU on Saturday Son!

Bret Bielema, Arkansas vs. Mississippi State – To really understand what a Total Disaster that Bret Bielema has been for Arkansas Football over the past FIVE seasons posting records of…

Overall:  29 – 32

SEC:  11 – 27

….one only has to look at how many games the other 13 SEC schools had won in the previous 5 years before 2013, from 2008 – 2012, to see how good the Arkansas football program was when Bielema took over:

Games Won Previous 5 Seasons by SEC Teams – 2008 – 2012

Alabama – 61
Florida – 51
LSU – 51
Georgia – 46
South Carolina – 45
Missouri – 41
Arkansas – 38
Auburn – 38
Texas A&M – 37
Mississippi State – 33
Ole Miss – 31
Tennessee – 28
Kentucky – 27
Vanderbilt – 26

As anyone can clearly see above Arkansas was tied with Auburn for 38 wins between 2008 and 2012 before Bret Bielema arrived in Fayetteville and that includes the 4 win Total Disaster Season under John L. Smith in 2012 at Arkansas after Bobby Petrino dalliance with the blonde on the motorcycle so when Bielema arrived in town to coach the Razorbacks he was taking on a pretty good Arkansas Football Program and in the last 5 seasons Bielema has won…

29 Football Games

….with games still left at home against Mississippi State and Missouri which from where we sit could be “boat race” games with Arkansas getting “boat raced” right out of its home stadium in Bielema’s last two games as the Arkansas head coach!

Yes..Mississippi State is a MUST WIN Game for Bret Bielema and Arkansas!

Matt Rhule, Baylor vs. Iowa State – Matt Rhule is sitting on a record of 1 – 9 record in his first year at Baylor and still has to play games against…

Iowa State
At TCU

…which looks like a 1 – 11 record to us and one has to wonder just why in the Hell Rhule was hired if he is going to win…

ONE Football Game

….with a Baylor team that won…

47 Football Games

…in the last 5 seasons because there is still plenty of Damn talent in Waco!

Yes…Iowa State is a MUST WIN Game for Matt Rhule and Baylor!

Kalani Sitake, BYU vs. UMass – In 2017 BYU has 3 wins and those 3 wins are over…

Portland State
San Jose State
UNLV

…and BYU has games left against 2 teams with losing records….

UMass
At Hawaii

…and if Kalani Sitake’s Cougars can’t win these last 2 games then why in the Hell is Sitake the head coach at BYU?

There is No Damn Good Answer to that question!

Todd Graham, Arizona State vs. Oregon State – At the beginning of the 2017 college football season it was thought by us here at Coaches Hot Seat that Arizona State head coach Todd Graham needed at least…

8 wins in 2017

…to return to coach the Sun Devils next year and now in the middle of November it’s our opinion that if ASU finished with…

7 Wins in 2017

…that Todd Graham could hang onto his job and now at 5 – 5 Todd Graham better Damn win his last two games against…

At Oregon State
Arizona

….and if Graham can’t beat Oregon State with an interim head coach then really now…

What the Hell’s the point of Todd Graham being the head coach at Arizona State?

Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M vs. Ole Miss – The word on the street in south Texas is that the decision on Kevin Sumlin has already been made by the Aggies making decisions in and out of College Station…meaning Sumlin is GONE….and with that in mind A&M’s Week 12 game against Ole Miss doesn’t really mean that much for the 6 – 4 Aggies but then Sumlin doesn’t want to go out losing games to…

At Ole Miss
At LSU

….does he?

NO….and once the season is over and Kevin Sumlin is sent packing it is going to be fascinating to see how A&M hires in this spot….Damn fascinating!

Steve Addazio, Boston College vs. UConn – The 5 – 5 Boston College Eagles and their head coach Steve Addazio REALLY need to win their last two games against…

UConn
At Syracuse

….because anything less than 6 wins in 2017 and we believe Steve Addazio is DONE at BC and thus beating UConn is really a MUST WIN Game because you sure the Hell don’t want to go to Syracuse and try and win a game to hang onto your Damn job!

Barry Odom, Missouri vs. Vanderbilt –Missouri is now 5 – 5 on the year after wins over…

Idaho
UConn
Florida
Tennessee

…which before the season looked like a 2 – 2 series of games at best but with Florida and Tennessee football programs totally imploding Barry Odom has a chance to get to 6 wins in 2017 with games left against…

At Vanderbilt
At Arkansas

….and thus beating Vandy on Saturday is CRITICAL because Bret Bielema and the Hogs are going to need to win that last game of the season also and no doubt coaches across the SEC will be hoping that Bielema will find a way to hang onto his job so that Hogs will stay in the toilet at least into 2018 and beyond!

Don’t lose to Vandy Barry Odom!

Derek Mason, Vanderbilt vs. Missouri – After getting Vandy to a bowl game in 2016 head coach Derek Mason really can’t afford the 4 – 6 Commodores to not win 6+ games in 2017 and with these games left on the schedule…

Missouri
At Tennessee

…if you don’t beat Mizzou on Saturday the Tennessee game doesn’t really mean that much but then we remember that we are living in…

Candy Ass America

…today where even 5 – 7 teams are going to bowl games but what about this…

Maybe Vandy winning 6 games in 2017 and EARNING right to go to a bowl game Derek Mason!

Is that too much to ask?

NOPE!