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The Very Damn Lame and Bogus “Should I Have Asked For A Death Certificate?” Excuse – What About A Freaking Google Search? – Is That Really Too Damn Much To Ask? – Something That Struck Us From Jack Swarbrick’s Complete Fairytale Press Conference Earlier This Week – NO Jack That Wasn’t A “Tragedy” It Was A Lesson In How the REAL World Works…That Is IF You Believe The Narrative That Notre Dame Is Putting Out….Which We Don’t! – Adolf Hitler and Why A Strong and Vigilant Press Is Critical In A Democratic Republic – Horseshit and Trust….BUT….Verify

Before we get to the point of this blog post which is focused on the importance of having a “press or media” that actually knows…

What the Hell It Is Doing!

…we must first make a couple of observations about things that have been said in the last few days by people involved in the Manti Te’o “Hoax” debacle.

First, we have heard several members of the media that either wrote or did videos on Manti Te’o and his Bogus girlfriend say in the last day or so that the only thing they could have done to verify the “death” of Te’o’s “girlfriend” was to ask for a “death certificate” which may indeed be the…


….we have heard from someone with an IQ over room temperature which we assume that some of the leading figures in the news media covering the game of college football America actually have but then maybe not!


Here’s the thing about checking the “death” of someone in America in 2012 in a world that has been “Googlized” to the extreme and that thing is that when someone dies in America especially someone as well known as Lennay Kekua there will ALWAYS be an obituary done in a local or regional newspaper or there will at least be a death notice produced that will then almost immediately show up in the Google search engine.

Many of us here at Coaches Hot Seat have lost one or more of our parents in the last decade and as unknown as our parents were beyond their own circle of friends and in their local community when we do a Google search using the name of our passed away parents their obituary shows up in the Google search results on the first few pages even a decade or more after they have died which means that it really does take a…

Very Special Kind of Moron

….to do a news story on someone that has only recently passed away and not verify that the person has actually died by using a simple Google search and if that person’s obituary is not coming up on a Google search especially someone as well known as Lennay Kekua was across America in 2012 then ALARM BELLS should be going off in the minds of professional or even amateur journalists because more than likely you have a….

Complete Fraud on your hands!

As we said in a blog post yesterday a MUCH BIGGER HOAX than Manti Te’o NOT having a girlfriend that Te’o told anyone that would listen was the greatest person on the face of the Earth even though he NEVER MET THE DAMN WOMAN is what a…

Complete Failure

….the news media covering college football in America was on this Te’o girlfriend story and as of Thursday afternoon it is becoming the opinion of many here at Coaches Hot Seat that MANY members of the national news media at major news and sports organizations were actually…

Full Participants

….in the FRAUD that was perpetuated on college football fans and the American People by Manti Te’o and who the Hell knows who else and don’t hold your breath waiting on the mainstream news media to find out who was involved in this FRAUD because these Sorry Bastards can’t even do a basic…

Google Search!


The Really Stupid Thing That Notre Dame AD Jack Swarbrick Said in his Complete Fairytale Press Conference on Tuesday Night

Among the many Stupid and Don’t Make Any Freaking Sense Things that Notre Dame AD Jack Swarbrick said in his Complete Fairytale press conference on the Manti Te’o “Hoax” story earlier this week was a comment by Jack that really jumped out to us and that was this….

Notre Dame AD Jack Swarbrick (32:00 in above video):   “There’s a lot of tragedy here. There’s a lot of sorrow here. The thing I am most sad about is…..sorry……that the single most trusting human being I have ever met, will never be able to trust in the same way again in his life. That’s an incredible tragedy.”

NO, Jack Swarbrick that Manti Te’o will not be able to “trust in the same way again” is NOT an “incredible tragedy” because if we do believe the Complete Fairytale that you have told is really TRUE (and it is obvious to anyone with a working brain and should be obvious to someone with a law degree from Stanford that Manti Te’o is either a complete moron or a pathological liar on a scale rarely scene in American sports) that for the first time in Manti Te’o’s life he may have actually learned how the….

REAL World Actually Works!

A parent of children has a lot of responsibilities but one of his and/or her MAIN responsibilities is to raise his or her child in way that when they arrive at adulthood which is 18 years old no matter what the drinking age is in America that those grown children are sent out into the world with a basic understanding of how….

The REAL World Actually Works

…..and above all that means that an 18 year old understands fully….


The Difference Between Right and Wrong

Sexuality and Sex

The Perils and Pitfalls of Alcohol

The Essential Nature of their fellow Human Beings which means understanding Good, Bad, Evil and everything in between

A Solid Understanding of American and World History

An Ability to Spot Complete Bullshit

An Understanding of their Place in the World

If It Sounds Too Good To Be True It is Almost Always (99.9 Percent of the time) Horseshit

A Humbleness to the World Around Them

A Respect for their Elders, Teachers, Women (for our boys), Coaches and People in Uniform

AND Lastly a very simple code that many of us here at Coaches Hot Seat learned from President Ronald Reagan over 25 years ago when referring to the Soviet Union and arms control agreements:



All of the above is what we teach our children before they reach the age of 18 but for our daughters in particular we add something else that is taught by the fathers…..meaning us…..that sit down with our daughters when they are old enough and explain to them something that only a loving and concerned father can explain to a young woman and that is…

The Mind, Psyche, Emotions, Drives and Never-Ending Horniness of Men

In our opinion it is very important for young women when they are in high school and are heading off to college to completely understand what they are dealing with in the boys and men that they cross paths with and that enter their lives which includes a few basic techniques on how to….

Pop a Man in the Mouth

…..if he does something inappropriate or unwanted which combined with everything else mentioned above will serve young women very well when they go out into and take on the world.

NO, Jack Swarbrick, the real tragedy is NOT that Manti Te’o has evidently learned a very good lesson on how the REAL world works (if you actually believe the narrative and timeline being put out by Notre Dame which in our opinion is Complete Bullshit) but rather the tragedy is that Manti Te’o was so Damn naïve that he would believe the Biggest Cockamaney Horseshit story that has every come down the pike which leads us to the conclusion that either…

Manti Te’o is a Complete Moron


Manti Te’o is a Pathological Liar and if that is TRUE which in our opinion is TRUE then we wouldn’t want Te’o on the Coaches Hot Seat flag-football team
Beyond the Complete Fairytale that we believe the Jack Swarbrick press conference to be there is something else here that must be pointed out and that is in our opinion…
Jack Swarbick and the “Leadership” at Notre Dame participated in a MASSIVE COVER-UP of a story of Manti Te’o being hoaxed by a non-existent girlfriend that should have been told to the news media and general public BEFORE the BCS National Title Game against Alabama AND it is also our opinion that Notre Dame and Te’o would have NEVER said anything about this so-called “hoax” if Deadspin.com had not been the ONLY media outlet in the country actually….

Doing Their Damn Jobs

….which says a Helluva lot about the current state of journalism in America.

It is also our opinion that several MAJOR news organizations in America had the Te’o’s girlfriend is Bogus and a Hoax story before Deadspin.com reported it on Monday and they would have buried the story as well if Deadspin.com had not acted like REAL Americans and REAL Journalists and did the REAL Journalism that is their story on Manti Te’o and his non-existent dead girlfriend.

If the above leads you to think and/or believe that the news media in America CANNOT BE TRUSTED then you…

Would be RIGHT!


Adolf Hitler and the Importance of a Strong and Vigilant News Media


Getting to the main point of this blog post there is a Very Damn Good Reason why the American Republic needs a strong and vigilant news media that actually…

Do Their Damn Jobs

….and that is because less than 100 years ago there was another advanced nation that had a industrial economy and a very educated populace that had their news media fall asleep at the switch and quit holding the leaders of that country accountable for their actions which eventually led to this (From Wikipedia)….

“The Holocaust (from the Greek ?????????? holókaustos: hólos, “whole” and kaustós, “burnt”) also known as the Shoah (Hebrew: ?????, HaShoah, “catastrophe”; Yiddish: ?????, Churben or Hurban, from the Hebrew for “destruction”), was the mass murder or genocide of approximately six million Jews during World War II, a program of systematic state-sponsored murder by Nazi Germany, led by Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party, throughout German-occupied territory. Of the nine million Jews who had resided in Europe before the Holocaust, approximately two-thirds were killed. Over one million Jewish children were killed in the Holocaust, as were approximately two million Jewish women and three million Jewish men.

Some scholars argue that the mass murder of the Romani and people with disabilities should be included in the definition, and some use the common noun “holocaust” to describe other Nazi mass murders, including those of Soviet prisoners of war, Polish and Soviet civilians, and homosexuals. Recent estimates based on figures obtained since the fall of the Soviet Union indicates some ten to 11 million civilians and prisoners of war were intentionally murdered by the Nazi regime.”

The country we are of course referring to is…


….led by Adolf Hitler who unleashed a killing machine that slaughtered around…

11 Million Human Beings

….between 1938 and 1945 in 35 European countries that even in a country as well-educated as Germany was met with almost no resistance from the German people and German news media and in fact once the killing of Human Beings in the Millions by the Germans began in 1941 the German news media turned its back and was completely complicit in covering-up for Adolf Hitler and the mass murderers that surrounded him.

The Very Damn Important Lesson that must NEVER be forgotten as it pertains to the EVIL carried out by the leaders of Germany in the 1930s and 1940s that goes way beyond a news reporter and/or columnist in America in 2012 being a LAZY ASS and not doing a simple check on the death of an important figure in their story is that Americans and OUR news media in a Republic like America have been tasked to act as the eyes and ears of the American People who are working their asses off all day to put food on the table for their families which means the news media should take the attitude of….


….towards EVERYONE in positions of power or holders of fame and prestige because those are the Very Damn People that must be questioned the most because they are almost always the ones setting policy, making the laws, defining the culture and moving the country in one direction or the other and ONLY the news media is in a position to act as a “check” on these people in positions of “leadership” that far too often in recent years have been given a pass by a news media that is often in cahoots, right besides in bed or in partnership with the Very Damn Bastards that they are supposed to be covering and now you know why and how stories like this so-called….

Manti Te’o “Hoax”

….can actually happen.

Los Angeles Times columnist Bill Plaschke says it all in his latest on the absurdity of how long this “hoax” on college football fans and the American People was allowed to go on….

Manti Te’o hoax never should have gotten this far, Plaschke, LA Times

….which takes us back to one of the fundamental lessons we teach ALL of our children….

If It Sounds Too Good To Be True It is Almost Always (99.9 Percent of the time) Horseshit


….and in our opinion here at Coaches Hot Seat the REAL Horseshit as it pertains to Manti Te’o and his Bogus “girlfriend” hasn’t even arrived on the scene yet




If It Sounds Too Good To Be True It is Almost Always (99.9 Percent of the time) Horseshit

….should be put up in lights and in LARGE LETTERS in ever newsroom in America and should be put up quickly in the offices of some of the most prestigious sports media organizations in our country that dropped the ball BIG-TIME on this Manti Te’o “hoax” Horseshit story that could have been stopped “dead” in its tracks with a simple 5 second Google Search!

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