Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Wednesday, July 13, 2011 – Lewis Grizzard
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Wednesday, July 13, 2011 – Lewis Grizzard
“If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.”
And
“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.”
And
“I get letters from people who say, ‘What have you got against women?’ What could I possibly have against women? I’ve married three of them.”
And
“Women who drink white wine either want to get married, sell you a piece of real estate, or redecorate your house. Either way, it’s expensive.”
And
“Sex hasn’t been the same since women started enjoying it.”
And
“The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.”
And
“The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.”
And
“Lewis’ advice to Atlantans in case of nuclear war: “If you live on the South side of Atlanta, get on I-75 and go south. If you live of the North side of Atlanta get on I-75 and go north. If you are a Yankee get on 285.” (Note to all you Yankees — I-285 is a continuous loop around the city)”
And
“In the south there’s a difference between ‘Naked’ and ‘Nekkid.’ ‘Naked’ means you don’t have any clothes on. Nekkid’ means you don’t have any clothes on … and you’re up to somethin!”
Lewis Grizzard
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