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Charlie Weis


Ron Turner

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Darrell Hazell


Will Muschamp


Jimbo Fisher
Florida State

Paul Petrino


Paul Johnson

Georgia Tech

Kevin Wilson


Tim Beckman


Dana Holgorsen

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Todd Monken

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Bret Bielema


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Nick Saban


Bobby Petrino


Paul Rhoads

Iowa State

Brady Hoke


Kirk Ferentz


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    "In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is:  Never flinch.  Never foul.  Hit the line hard.”  Theodore Roosevelt




The Pitiful and Pathetic Roger Goodell Is Still Commissioner of the NFL? REALLY? – Kansas State Head Coach Bill Snyder Said What?



After watching NFL commissioner Roger Goodell’s press conference on Friday we here at Coaches Hot Seat went from saying….

How in the Hell is Roger Goodell still the commissioner of the NFL?


How in the Hell did Roger Goodell EVER get hired as the commissioner of the NFL?

Really Roger Goodell?

Really NFL Owners?

This pathetic human being Roger Goodell that has one standard of discipline for other people and another standard of discipline for himself is who the NFL wants as their commissioner?

Oh, that’s right….Roger Goodell is just Damn....


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Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day - Saturday, September 20, 2014 - Theodore Roosevelt



“Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground.”


“With self-discipline most anything is possible.”


“People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives.”


“A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.”


“The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.”


“The boy who is going to make a great man must not make up his mind merely to overcome a thousand obstacles, but to win in spite of a thousand repulses and defeats.”


“In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing.”


“The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life.”


“Get action. Seize the moment. Man was never intended to become an oyster.”


“I don’t pity any man who does hard work worth doing. I admire him. I pity the creature who does not work, at whichever end of the social scale he may regard himself as being.”


“The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly.”


“Courtesy is as much a mark of a gentleman as courage.”


“When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ‘em, ‘Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it.”


“To announce that there must be no criticism of the president… is morally treasonable to the American public.”


“The pacifist is as surely a traitor to his country and to humanity as is the most brutal wrongdoer.”


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Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day - Friday, September 19, 2014 - Bobby Bowden



“He doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.”


“Discipline to me is sacrifice; it’s willingness to give up something you want to do, so you can better yourself.”


“I learned a long time ago that you don’t have to go around using bad language and

trying to hurt people to show how macho you are. That stuff won’t get you anywhere, it just shows lack of vocabulary and character.”


“The greatest mistake is to continue to practice a mistake.”


“I wasn’t afraid of nothing. I was concerned that our opponents. Just picture now. We’re trying to recruit this kid out of Tampa. OK, I go down and see him. An opponent coach comes there and says, ‘Hey, you don’t want to go to Florida State. Bobby Bowden’s got cancer. He’s 77 years old, he’s not going to be alive next year.”


“Somehow, I went from being too young, to being too old. Somewhere in there I must

have been just right.”


“Son, you’ve got a good engine, but your hands aren’t on the steering wheel.”


“I am not happy with moral victories. Those things are forgotten.”


“I’ve always said it takes more courage to stand back there and throw a ball knowing you’re fixing to get drilled than anything I can think of in football.”


“To have the kind of year you want to have, something has to happen that you can’t explain why it happened. Something has to happen that you can’t coach.”


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Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day - Thursday, September 18, 2014 - Franklin D. Roosevelt



“A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land,

purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people.”


“Be sincere; be brief; be seated.”


“I do not look upon these United States as a finished product. We are still in the



“I pledge you, I pledge myself, to a new deal for the American people.”


“I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.”


“In our seeking for economic and political progress, we all go up – or else we all go



“It is the duty of the President to propose and it is the privilege of the Congress to dispose.”


“It isn’t sufficient just to want – you’ve got to ask yourself what you are going to do to get the things you want.”


“Let us never forget that government is ourselves and not an alien power over us. The ultimate rulers of our democracy are not a President and senators and congressmen and government officials, but the voters of this country.”


“Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.”


“Nobody will ever deprive the American people of the right to vote except the American people themselves and the only way they could do this is by not voting.”


“Rules are not necessarily sacred, principles are.”


“Take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly, and try another. But by all means, try something.”


“The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.”


“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”


“The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.”


“The truth is found when men are free to pursue it.”


“The United States Constitution has proved itself the most marvelously elastic compilation of rules of government ever written.”


“There are many ways of going forward, but only one way of standing still.”


“There is nothing I love as much as a good fight.”


“We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon.”


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Emergency Re-Ranking of Coaches Hot Seat Ranking – Jimbo Fisher Now on the Hot Seat As He Like Roger Goodell Seems To Be Doing Everything In His Power to Destroy the Great Game of Football In America – What A Disgrace Florida State University Is to the American Republic



We here at Coaches Hot Seat are sick and tired of very sorry Damn people in “leadership” positions in the Great Game of Football in America doing very Damn stupid things that are doing great damage to the game football and the latest Idiot in a “leadership” position in the game of football in our country is a college football head coach who just rose to the top of the Coaches Hot Seat Rankings in our second ever “Emergency Coaches Hot Seat Re-Ranking” in our history with Bobby Petrino flying up the CHS Rankings a few years ago after his blonde on the back of his motorcycle accident and that college head coach now on the Hot Seat is…

Jimbo Fisher

A half-game suspension for doing....


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The NFL and the Coming Shit-Storm – The Coaches Hot Seat FIVE Most Intriguing Things in College Football in Week 4



There is a Helluva lot the blowhards here at Coaches Hot Seat could write about the NFL owner and executive Idiots and the current Adrian Peterson saga right now but knowing full well that our wives are doing more damage to the NFL with their phone calls than even the NFL and Roger Goodell have done to themselves over the past several months with a series of decisions that together are some of the stupidest decisions made by any group of humans in the history of Earth….and also doing a Helluva lot of damage to the Great Game of Football in America in the process….we will leave the NFL and Roger Goodell with what is their worst nightmare and that is something we heard one of our wives saying on the phone to someone that runs a company that spends a Helluva lot of money sponsoring and advertising with the NFL:

“You either support a sports league that employs a man that gave a 2 game suspension to a football player who beat and knocked-out a woman or you don’t….so which is it? Do you support a man that protects other men that beat on and knock-out women or not? Your choice but make sure you choose carefully because your customers need to know and will know if you stand with or don’t stand with a man that protects other men that beat-on and knock-out women or not.”

Memo to the NFL Owners and Roger “BEAT A Woman and Get A 2 Game Suspension” Goodell: You have pissed off the wrong Damn people this time….


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Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day - Wednesday, September 17, 2014 - Chester William Nimitz



“I do believe we are going to have a major war, with Japan and Germany, and that the

war is going to start by a very serious surprise attack and defeat of U.S. armed forces, and that there is going to be a major revulsion on the part of the political power in Washington against all those in command at sea, and they are going to be thrown out, though it won’t be their fault necessarily. And I wish to be in a position of sufficient prominence so that I will then be considered as one to be sent to sea, because that appears to be the route.” On his expectations of war, and that he would someday become the Chief of Naval Operations, in a conversation during the mid 1930s with his son, Chester W. Nimitz, Jr.


“A ship is always referred to as “she” because it costs so much to keep her in paint and powder.”


“Through the skill and devotion to duty of their armed forces of all branches in the Midway area our citizens can now rejoice that a momentous victory is in the making.”
After the Battle of Midway, CINCPAC Communiqué No. 3, June 6, 1942


“Is the proposed operation likely to succeed?
What might be the consequences of failure?
Is it in the realm of practicability in terms of material and supplies?”
“Three favorite rules of thumb” Nimitz had printed on a card he kept on his desk


“They fought together as brothers in arms; they died together and now they sleep side by side…To them, we have a solemn obligation — the obligation to ensure that their sacrifice will help make this a better and safer world in which to live.” Of those who died in the war in the Pacific, after ceremonies in Tokyo Bay accepting the official surrender of Japan, September 2, 1945


“The U.S.’s major strength factor and weapon is its economy. If you cripple it, you cripple the military.” As quoted in “According to Plan” in TIME magazine, March 13, 1950


“That is not to say that we can relax our readiness to defend ourselves. Our armament must be adequate to the needs, but our faith is not primarily in these machines of defense but in ourselves.” Speech at the University of California, Berkeley, March 22, 1950


“God grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right even though I think it is hopeless.”


“Sir Walter Raleigh declared in the early 17th century that “whoever commands the sea, commands the trade; whosoever commands the trade of the world commands the riches of the world, and consequently the world itself.” This principle is as true today as when uttered, and its effect will continue as long as ships traverse the seas.” Employment of Naval Forces, 1948


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Post Week 2 NFL Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give It To These Hot Seat Coaches Straight With the Bark On Johnny Cash!



1.  Dennis Allen, Oakland Raiders – Consider the below little factoid about the Oakland Raiders since Bill Callahan led the Raiders to the Super Bowl (lost to Tampa Bay Bucs) in the 2002 – 2003 season:

Oakland Raiders Win/Loss Record 2003 – 2014:

53 – 125 (.298)

ZERO Postseason Playoff Appearances in the last 11 Seasons!

“Just Win Baby?”

How about the Oakland Raiders are a Complete Freaking Joke not only as an NFL franchise but are also a Complete Freaking Embarrassment as an ongoing sports franchise to the American Republic as well!

In three seasons as the head coach of the Oakland Raiders Dennis Allen has put-up a record of…

8 – 26 (.235)

….and is there any doubt at all that if the Raiders lose a few more games that Allen will be sent packing by the LOSERS running this Complete Freaking Train Wreck in Oakland?

None at all…


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Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day - Tuesday, September 16, 2014 - Walt Disney



“A man should never neglect his family for business.”


“All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.”


“All the adversity I’ve had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me… You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.”


“Disneyland is a work of love. We didn’t go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money.”


“I do not like to repeat successes, I like to go on to other things.”


“I have been up against tough competition all my life. I wouldn’t know how to get along without it.”


“I’d say it’s been my biggest problem all my life… it’s money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.”


“If you can dream it, you can do it.”


“It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.”


“Laughter is America’s most important export.”


“Of all the things I’ve done, the most vital is coordinating those who work with me and aiming their efforts at a certain goal.”


“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.”


“We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we’re curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.”


“When you believe in a thing, believe in it all the way, implicitly and unquestionable.”


“When you’re curious, you find lots of interesting things to do.”


“You can design and create, and build the most wonderful place in the world. But it takes people to make the dream a reality.”


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We Don’t Pull Against Coaches and Teams Here At Coaches Hot Seat BUT the San Francisco 49ers Pitiful Loss to the Chicago Bears on Sunday Night Was Rather Damn Entertaining! – Come the Destroyers of the Great Game of Football In America AND They Are the Very Damn People that Play and Lord Over the Game….Yes These Are First-Class-Idiots! – The Post Week 3 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Tell These Hot Seat Coaches the Ugly Truth Johnny Cash!



The members of Coaches Hot Seat rarely pull against coaches and teams in any sport

BUT last night we couldn’t help but laugh and be happy for the Chicago Bears coming back to beat Jim Harbaugh and the San Francisco 49ers which is a team we grew up pulling for and which is a team today that there is no amount of money on this Earth we would take to cheer for again.

Very simply….in our opinion….

Jim Harbaugh is a Pompous Arrogant Ass that believes he is God’s Gift to the Earth who has a team filled with way Damn to many Sorry Excuses for Human Beings that also believe they are God’s Gift to the Earth.

Ditto for San Francisco 49ers “owner” Jed York who in our opinion would be…

Shoveling Shit in West Texas

….if his last name was Smith instead of York as is the case with George W. Bush as well… our opinion of course!

As one Coaches Hot Seat member said at the end of the Bears – 49ers game…


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