Monthly Archive: September 2023

Post Week 4 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Come On Out Johnny and Say Hello To June Carter From Us!

 

Goodness Gracious what a Hellacious Week 4 of College Football that was and God Bless America for allowing all of this CFB Madness to roll on down the track and with that let’s bring out the Great Johnny Cash to give these Hot Seat Coaches Hell!

Thank You Johnny and say Hello and Give Our Best to June Carter!

Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

1.  Jeff Hafley, Boston College – With the loss to Louisville at home Jeff Hafley’s record at BC now stand at…

Overall:  16 – 23
ACC:  9 – 19

…and this train is still going to the same place which is into the river at the next bridge unless someone on Chestnut Hill does something and quick!

BC now at 1 – 3 on the season has left…

Virginia
At Army
At Georgia Tech
UConn
At Syracuse
Virgina Tech
At Pitt
Miami

…and if the Eagles are going to get another win this season it will against Virginia at home on Saturday and for Damn Sure….

Don’t Lose this game Son!

2.  Brent Pry, Virgina Tech – We are not quite sure what Brent Pry is doing at Virginia Tech but for Damn Sure his ass isn’t acting like the Head Coach of a proud Hokies football program and someone better tell Pry soon that…

Life Is Right Damn Now Son

…or his ass is going to get run right out of Blacksburg as a Total Failure and we talking sometime in the next few weeks!

So far in 2023 Virginia Tech looks like a…

Totally Un-Coached Football Team

…and Pry’s ass is making $4,000,000 a year to do what exactly because for Damn Sure his ass is not coaching the Hokies!

Pry’s records now stand at…

Overall:  4 – 11
ACC:  1 – 6

…and the Hokies are 1 – 3 in 2023 with games left that look like what….2 more wins…maybe?

Pitt
At Florida State
Wake Forest
Syracuse
At Louisville
At Boston College
NC State
At Virginia

If Coaches Hot Seat was the AD at Virginia Tech right now we would call Pry in our office today and say >

“Son…either this Hokies team starts playing football or I am going to run your ass right out of this town starting with the Pitt game on Saturday. Right now you are a Total Embarrassment to Virginia Tech and Football in America and it’s time for you to start earning the over $6,000,000 we have already paid you! Beat Pitt or I am going to fire your ass on the field after the game and if you can’t handle this heat then resign right now and you got 30 minutes to get off this campus!”

3.  Ken Wilson, Nevada – Nevada gave an increasingly tough Texas State a good football game on Saturday but that’s another loss for Ken Wilson and his records in Reno now stand at…

Overall:  2 – 14
MWC:  0 – 8

…and things don’t get any easier with a road game at Fresno State on Saturday which more than likely gonna be a Loss which sets-up a…

Beat UNLV at Home on October 14 or This Party is Over!

4.  Dave Aranda, Baylor – Dave Aranda is a nice enough of a guy with a great back story to work his way up to where he is at today, but one would think that Dave would understand that you cannot just sit around and keep doing the same things over and over and again an expect the world to not adapt and change and take advantage of you…

Arrogantly Sitting On Your Ass Doing Damn Nothing!

Yep…right now Dave Aranda is a Massively Arrogant Coach that really does believe he has an advantage over others for lots of reasons but we got some news for you Dave Boy…

You Sitting Around On Your Ass Doing Damn Nothing is going to get your ass run right out of Waco!

Your ass has to actually WORK Dave Aranda and just sitting in your office or any amount of “X” hours is not work Son but rather you MUST…

Get Ahead of Your Opponents and your Offense and Defense at Baylor…

Both Easily Damn Defeated now because…Your Ass Is Lazy As Hell Son!

With the loss to Texas on Saturday Aranda and Baylor now…

3 – 7

…in their last 10 Games and without any changes in Waco what’s left on Baylor’s schedule is scary…very scary >

At UCF
Texas Tech
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

Can now 1 – 3 Baylor even get 6 wins in 2023?

Not Likely and but Very Likely come late November Dave Aranda will be sitting in his office still wondering why his football team only won 3 games in 2023…and that’s Pitiful….Mighty Damn Pitiful Son!

5.  Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – Jimbo and the Aggies got their Must Win over Auburn in Week 4 but here comes the Most Important 6 Game Stretch in Jimbo’s time in Aggieland starting with a game against Arkansas on Saturday in Dallas >

Arkansas – Dallas
Alabama
At Tennessee
South Carolina
At Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Abilene Christian
At LSU

Any other Texas A&M Head Coach with the amount of $$$ that Jimbo has been paid and has been invested in Aggies Football the last 6 years which easily exceeds….

$100M+ Dollars

…would have the Aggies rolling right now and if Jimbo isn’t able to put…

10 Wins Minimum

…up on the board in 2023 then please tell us now..

What in the Hell is the point of all this beyond just accepting Total Damn Mediocrity?

You given Bozo the Clown $100M and his ass won 10+ games in Season 6 in Aggieland so for Damn Sure Jimbo should be doing that as well!

6.  Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – The Lobos got a win over UMass in overtime on Saturday in a Hot Seat vs Hot Seat Coaching Match-Up but the…

Days of Cupcakes and Roses are over for New Mexico

….because Mountain West Conference play now begins and it ain’t an easy start with game at Wyoming on Saturday!

Danny Gonzales is now sitting on records of…

Overall:  9 – 26
MWC:  3 – 20

….and one has got to think that Danny will need 6 Wins Minimum to hang onto the New Mexico job so he’s gotta find at least 4 wins in these remaining 8 games and in your 4 th year on the job…that shouldn’t be that Damn hard!

At Wyoming
San Jose State
Hawaii
At Nevada
UNLV
At Boise State
At Fresno State
Utah State

Geez…if you can’t beat New Mexico State at home how in the Hell you gonna win 4 of those games the Cowboy sitting on the fence with a Budweiser in his hand asks no one in particular?

7.  Butch Jones, Arkansas State – Ole Butch Jones Arkansas State team whipped Southern Miss at home on Saturday which has us wondering just what in the Hell is going on at Southern Miss and the now 2 – 2 Red Wolves have another winnable game at UMass on Saturday!

There’s just No Damn Reason Earth why Arkansas State shouldn’t roll UMass so don’t lose this one Butch!

8.  Mike Bloomgren, Rice – Just when you think Ole Mike might have something rolling at Rice after winning 2 straight games they go on the road to South Florida and the Owls got their asses whipped and now Rice is 2 – 2 on the season and really needing to beat East Carolina at home on Saturday or this train could again be headed to Loserville USA for 6 straight years which is exactly how many years Ole Mike been coaching at Rice!

No…don’t lose to East Carolina at home on Saturday Ole Mike Son!

9.  Neal Brown, West Virginia – Hey now West Virgnia has won 2 straight games and Head Coach Neal Brown is striking to get his ass off the Hot Seat but the now 3 – 1 Mountaineers have to go on the road in the Big 12 which can be a doozy at times and the next 2 weeks are games against…

At TCU
At Houston

That ain’t gonna be easy!

A Birdie in West Virginia tells us Neal Brown needs 8 Wins in 2023 to return to coach WVU in 2024 so can the Mountaineers win 5 of their last games against…

At TCU
At Houston
Oklahoma State
At UCF
BYU
At Oklahoma
Cincinnati
At Baylor

Doubtful…Mighty Damn Doubtful!

10.  Justin Wilcox, California – Justin Wilcox is now in his 7 th season as the Head Coach at Cal and these records….

Overall:  32 – 38
Pac-12:  17 – 33

….ain’t so good and in fact they are a Total Disaster!

After getting CRUSHED at Washington by the Huskies the now 2 – 2 Cal Bears continue on with Pac-12 play with games left against…

Arizona State
Oregon State
At Utah
USC
At Oregon
Washington State
At Stanford
At UCLA

Damn…this is gonna be ugly now isn’t it?

We gotta think that Wilcox has gotta get 6 Wins in 2023 to return to coach the Bears in 2024 but how in the Hell is Cal gonna win 4 of their last 8 games with that schedule?

Well for Damn Sure to have any Damn chance to do that they gotta beat Arizona State on Saturday….they just gotta!

11.  Billy Napier, Florida – The Gators got a win over Cupcake Charlotte at home on Saturday so that’s…

2 Total Cupcake Wins for Gators in 2023

…and now the meat of the SEC Conference Schedule is coming right at Billy Boy and Florida with game….

At Kentucky

…on Saturday!

This is really a game that Florida should NEVER LOSE but why is it that everyone at Coaches Hot Seat thinks the Cats are gonna beat the Gators who will be 3 – 2 then with these games left to be played >

Vanderbilt
At South Carolina
Georgia in Jacksonville
Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

Anyone else thinking that the Gators will have to beat FSU to get bowl eligible this season?

Thought so!

12.  Brent Venables, Oklahoma – We said before the season that Brent Venables would need 8 Wins Minimum in the 2023 Regular Season to get off the Hot Seat and the Sooners are halfway there with a win over Cincinnati and now OU has left…

Iowa State
Texas in Dallas
UCF
At Kansas
At Oklahoma State
West Virginia
At BYU
TCU

Clearly OU has gotta be no worse than…

6 – 1

…when they travel to play at Kanas on October 28 and that means the Sooners gotta hold serve at home against Iowa State and UCF in the coming weeks and if they beat Texas in the Red River Shootout then that’s just extra gravy on the mashed potatoes!

Don’t lose to Iowa State on Saturday Brent…just don’t do it Son!

Let’s Play Football!

Post Week 3 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny! – Thanks Mr. Cash – Let’s Play Football!

 

Week 3 of the 2023 CFB Season was great fun and on to Week 4 we go and we are loving every minute of it!

Please come on out Johnny and give these Hot Seat Coaches Hell!

Thanks Johnny!

Coaches Hot Seat Ranking

1.  Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – The Most Interesting Record for Jimbo Fisher at Texas A&M is his record in SEC Conference play >

23 – 18

Really?

When you are being paid $10M a year you would think your ass have a lot better record in Conference play than than and in Jimbo’s 5 completed seasons he only posted .500+ Conference records in…

2 of 5 of those seasons!

What in the Hell?

SEC Conference play starts for the Aggies this Saturday with Auburn at home and it’s way past Damn time for Jimbo to get off his ass and start winning some SEC Conference Games and we fully expect the Aggies to handle a rebuilding Auburn team in this spot to start 1 – 0 in SEC play with Arkansas in Dallas next week.

Don’t Lose this one Jimbo…Just Don’t Do It Son!

2.  Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – In your 34 th game as the Head Coach at New Mexico you CANNOT lose to a Very Average New Mexico State team at home and yet that’s what Danny Gonzales and his Lobos did last week and that leaves Danny’s Records at UNM now at…

Overall:  8 – 26
MWC:  3 – 20

That’s Freaking Pitiful…and Outrageous and Danny needs to get off his Damn ass and starting this week at UMass!

3.  Butch Jones, Arkansas State – In Week 3 Arkansas State played and whipped…

Stony Brook

…which would be like the Coaches Hot Seat Flag Football Team playing and whipping the Sisters of the Blind Football Team and now it’s back to football for Butch Jones + ASU with Southern Miss at home and this is a game that…

Butch Jones really needs to Win!

Get off your ass Butch!

4.  Jeff Hafley, Boston College – BC played a very good football game against Florida State but Jeff…

Where in Hell has that been the last couple of seasons Son?

Hafley’s records at BC now stand at…

Overall:  16 – 22
ACC:  9 – 18

…and it’s time for the Eagles to Consistently Be Playing Solid Football starting with the game at Louisville this coming Saturday!

Cut the Damn Excuses and Play Some Damn Football Jeff!

5.  Brent Pry, Virginia Tech – Brent Pry is making $4M a season coaching at Virginia Tech and that’s about…

$4M Too Damn Much

…because this is just Total Crapola Football and Pry is Damn Lucky that Coaches Hot Seat not the AD at Va. Tech because we woulda already grabbed his ass by the scruff of the neck and tossed his ass off the campus because after the loss to Rutgers on Saturday Pry’s records now at…

Overall:  4 – 10
ACC:  1 – 6

What in the Hokie Hell?

Sorry….we are Real Americans and we are not going to tolerate Virginia Tech Football being Total Crapola and it’s time Brent for you to get off you and your Hokies football team off their asses Son and here’s a thought…

Play Some Damn Football at Marshall on Saturday!

Our guess…

The Hokies will not show up and just Flat-Out Quit against Marshall and if they do…

Forget at the airport….Brent Pry’s ass should be fired on the field right after the game!

6.  Ken Wilson, NevadaThings are getting desperate in Reno with the Ken Wilson reign as Head Coach at Nevada and it’s a Damn Good Thing that things are getting desperate because it was great to see UNR play hard against Kansas even if they did come up short and now Ken Wilson has to keep that hard play rolling or his ass is going to be run right out of Reno and quick!

In 2 seasons at Nevada Ken Wilson is now sitting on records of…

Overall:  2 – 13
MWC:  0 – 8

….and that’s….Damn Pitiful!

We are not going to tolerate Nevada Football being this Damn Pitiful and it’s time to Win Some Football Games Ken starting with this Saturday’s game at Texas State and our guess…

Texas State will run the Wolf Pack right out of San Marcos, Texas!

7.  Dave Aranda, Baylor – Baylor played and whipped Long Island University this past Saturday which be like the Coaches Hot Seat Flag Football Team whipping the Hell out of some Candy Ass Chess Club Football Team and now back to football for the Bears in Week 4 with a game at home against…

The Rolling Texas Longhorns

…and with Dave Aranda sitting on a record of…

4 – 8

…in Baylor’s last 12 games…

Memo to Dave Aranda > Don’t Lose this game to the Longhorns Son…Just Don’t Do It!

If Baylor does lose to Texas on Saturday to drop to 1 – 3 on the season with these games left to be played…

At UCF
Texas Tech
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

…how in the world do the Bears get to 6 wins in 2023 and if the Bears don’t win 6 games in Dave Aranda’s 4 th season at Baylor he has to be fired…Right?

Damn Right because that’s Damn Pitiful!

8.  Neal Brown, West Virginia – West Virginia and Neal Brown got the much needed win over Pitt in the Backyard Brawl and now Brown has to keep things rolling because Neal probably needs AT LEAST 7 Wins in 2023 to hang onto his job at WVU and now at 2 – 1 the Mountaineers got left to play this season…

Texas Tech
At TCU
At Houston
Oklahoma State
At UCF
BYU
At Oklahoma
Cincinnati
At Baylor

OK…you beat Pitt and now you GOTTA beat Texas Tech Neal Brown!

Don’t lose this one Son….Don’t Do It!

9.  Tom Allen, Indiana – The Hoosiers played pretty well against Louisville at home but that was a game that Indiana needed to win with the tough Big Ten schedule still to play and in Week 4 the Hoosiers have a home game against Akron that they GOTTA WIN so time to focus on Akron with the 2 games after…

At Maryland
At Michigan

….looming that IU has gotta be 2 – 2 at going into!

Get Em Tom!

10.  Billy Napier, Florida – In Week 3 Billy Napier and the Gators got their MUST WIN over what looks like a Reeling Tennessee Vols team and now the Gators MUST keep this rolling with games left against…

Charotte
At Kentucky
Vanderbilt
At South Carolina
Georgia
Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

Billy Boy needs to have No More Than 2 Losses when they show up in Jacksonville to play Georgia so the Gators have to go at least 3 – 1 in their next 4 games and they go 2 – 2 and then lose to the Dawgs and are sitting on….

4 – 4

…Billy Boy’s time in Gainesville will be under a serious threat to end with…

Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

….still on the schedule!

Time to get off your ass Billy Boy!

11.  Brent Venables, Oklahoma – Brent Venables has gotten the 3 – 0 start he HAD TO HAVE at Oklahoma this season and now things get interesting for the Sooners with games left against…

At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Texas in Dallas
At UCF
At Kansas
At Oklahoma State
West Virginia
At BYU
TCU

There’s just NO DAMN REASON for Oklahoma to Win Less Than 10 Games in 2023 with that schedule and that means that OU has GOTTA win these next 2 games against…

Very Average Cincinnati and Iowa State!

…before the Red River Shootout against the Horns in Dallas!

12.  Mike Bloomgren, Rice – Rice got the 2 – 1 start they had to have in Mike Bloomgren’s 6 th season as Head Coach of the Owls and now Rice has to keep things rolling with a Critical Game…

At South Florida

….in Week 4 that is a MUST WIN with Games left against…

East Carolina
UConn
At Tulsa
Tulane
SMU
At UTSA
At Charlotte
Florida Atlantic

Yep…you GOTTA beat South Florida this Saturday Mike!

Let’s Play Football!

Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Friday – September 15, 2023 – Bill Walsh

 

“Winners act like winners before they’re winners…The culture precedes positive results. It doesn’t get tacked on as an afterthought on your way to the victory stand. Champions behave like champions before they’re champions; they have a winning standard of performance before their winners.”  Bill Walsh

Post Week 2 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny!

 

Week 2 is done and what a Helluva Weekend of College Football it was and now it’s onto Week 3 and let’s bring out the Great Johnny Cash to give these Hot Seat Coaches Hell….Give Em Hell Johnny!

Thanks Mr. Cash!

Coaches Hot Seat Ranking

1.  Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – There’s a lot of numbers one can look at when it comes to Jimbo Fisher’s tenure at Texas A&M but one record that is startling considering the amount of $$$ that Jimbo is being paid in College Station is this one >

Record Against FBS Teams With .500+ Records

20 – 20

Jimbo’s Overall Records at A&M not much better >

Overall: 40 – 22
SEC: 23 – 18

This is Texas A&M and Jimbo Fisher is being paid Extraordinary Amounts of $$$ and has been given EVERYTHING one could wish for to win football games and yet in Jimbo’s 62 nd football game in College Station the Aggies went to Miami and got…

Totally Dominated!

We long ago gave up on anyone in College Station or Aggieland taking Winning seriously because it’s clearly not something that matters and it’s great timing that Texas is coming into the SEC Conference and no doubt the Horns will go back to Totally Dominating the Aggies in Every Damn Way because you see now…

Winning isn’t that important at Texas A&M and it’s a Total Damn Disgrace but again…Fully Expected…it’s Texas A&M after all!

Howdy!

 

2.  Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – New Mexico got a win over FCS Tennessee Tech in Week 2 and in Week 3 the Lobos have a chance to get on a mini-roll of sorts with a home game against New Mexico State and a game at UMass the next week and if Gonzales is going to get this thing turned around then this is THE MOMENT to perform!

 

3.  Butch Jones, Arkansas State – Arkansas State lost to Memphis 37 – 3 in Week and 2 and Butch Jones records at ASU now stand at >

Overall:  5 – 20
Sun Belt:  2 – 14

That’s enough said on the situation with Butch Jones at Arkansas State!

 

4.  Jeff Hafley, Boston College – BC almost lost to Holy Cross in Week 2 after losing to Northern Illinois in Week 1 and Jeff Hafley is hanging on by a thread with 10 games looming that all are going to be tough games to win the way the Eagles are playing >

Florida State
At Louisville
Virgina
At Army
At Georgia Tech
UConn
At Syracuse
Virginia Tech
At Pitt
Miami

This is going to be a long season on Chestnut Hill…a very long season!

 

5.  Neal Brown, West Virginia – Talk about BIG Football Games this Saturday’s Backyard Brawl between Pitt and West Virginia is a BIG One for Neal Brown who really cannot lose this game and drop to 1 – 2 on the season and really think he will be back to coach the Mountaineers in 2023!

In 5 seasons at West Virginia Brown is sitting on records of…

Overall:  22 – 26
Big 12:  14 – 21

…and has a Big 12 slate after the Pitt game that looks like losses around each and every corner >

Texas Tech
At TCU
At Houston
Oklahoma State
At UCF
BYU
At Oklahoma
Cincinnati
At Baylor

Geez…first up though…Brown has gotta beat Pitt on Saturday…he’s just gotta!

 

6.  Billy Napier, Florida – Billy Napier acts like he has all the time in the world to turn around the Florida football program and in 5, 6, or 7 years from now when the Gators make it to the SEC Championship Game all that time given to Billy Boy will be vindicated and….FULL DAMN STOP…

Memo to Billy Boy Napier:  The clock is ticking Son and your ass loses to Tennessee on Saturday with what Gators got left on the schedule in 2023 after the Vols…

Charlotte
At Kentucky
Vanderbilt
At South Carolina
Georgia
Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

…the clock will have Struck Midnight and your ass is DONE so go ahead and turn the gas grill off because the Napier era is over in Gainesville, and we all know what time it would be…Yep…

Prime Time in Gainesville!

Billy Boy has gotta beat Tennessee on Saturday or the folks with the $$$ around the University of Florida will be holding and meeting to end all this Damn Nonsense…and quick!

 

7.  Dave Aranda, Baylor – After the home loss to Utah on Saturday Dave Aranda is now…

3 – 8

…in his last 11 games with the Bears and this Rolling Total Disaster in Waco is really just getting started because if you can’t beat a Utah team with lots of its star players out at home then how in Hell you gonna win many games at all playing in the Big 12 this season Son?

Here’s what left for Baylor in 2023 >

Long Island University = Cupcake
Texas
At UCF
Texas Tech
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

Got Dave Aranda is about to post a 2 nd straight losing season and Baylor Bears football is going right into the Damn river by their football stadium without a chance in Hell of getting out anytime soon?

That would be a BIG YES!

 

8.  Brent Pry, Virginia Tech – Can someone please explain to us what in the Hell is the point of Brent Pry being the Head Football Coach at Virginia Tech when a Drunk Bozo the Clown making $27.50 a year could have run a Hokies football field out on the field against Purdue and produced the same Crapola that Virginia Tech did last Saturday in Blacksburg?

You have no good answer to that question?

Good your ass is SANE then!

In his 2 nd season at Virginia Tech Brent Pry’s records are now..

Overall:  4 – 8
ACC:  1 – 6

…and seriously…

It looks like the Hokies players are coaching themselves with No Damn Coaching Staff at All!

Again we ask…what in the Hell is Brent Pry doing in Blacksburg besides Not One Damn Thing?

The Hokies have left in 2023….

At Rutgers
At Marshall
Pitt
At Florida State
Wake Forest
Syracuse
At Louisville
At Boston College
NC State
At Virginia

Damn…the Hokies are going to post a 2 nd straight losing season aren’t they and since this football team looks…

Totally Un-Coached

…they will have to run Brent Pry right out of town come early December…

Right?

If you said Right then your ass is SANE!

 

9.  Ken Wilson, Nevada – Talk about a Total Damn Disaster Ken Wilson has a Total Damn Disaster going at Nevada right now and since we live close by at Lake Tahoe we are watching this Total Damn Disaster unfold in-person and it’s…

Worse than a Total Damn Disaster for Nevada Football!

Ken Wilson is in his 2 nd season at Nevada and is sitting on records of…

Overall:  2 – 12
MWC:  0 – 8

…and Nevada has left to play in 2023 games against…

Kansas
At Texas State
At Fresno State
UNLV
At San Diego State
New Mexico
Hawaii
At Utah State
At Colorado State
Wyoming

Damn….maybe Nevada can win a couple of games in 2023 against New Mexico and Hawaii at home but really now…

This season is going to be a Total Damn Disaster and Nevada AD Stephanie Rempe who came to Nevada from LSU will be looking for a new Head Football Coach in a couple of months!

 

10.  Mario Cristobal, Miami – OK…OK…Miami beat Texas A&M on Saturday but come on now…

Bozo the Clown could beat Jimbo’s Aggies Football Team

…so Mario is still on the Hot Seat and if the Hurricanes are gonna do something in 2023 then the Tale Will Be Told with some interesting games coming up soon but not before a couple of Cupcake games…

Bethune-Cookman
At Temple
Georgia Tech
At North Carolina
Clemson
Virginia
At NC State
At FSU
Louisville
At Boston College

Really now…Miami should be 5 – 0 when they head to play North Carolina in Chapel Hill on October 14 and then host Now Weakling Clemson which is now in Total Chaos under Dabo and Hardly Existing Virginia so Hell…

Mario should be able to get off the Hot Seat here which will take 8 Wins Minimum because this is…

Miami after all!

 

11.  Brent Venables, Oklahoma – If they don’t have a mess on the field at Oklahoma they will create a mess off the field with Art Briles in Norman and messes seems to be the order of the day when it comes to the Brent Venables era at OU but Hey Now the Sooners at 2 – 0 and they have a fascinating game at Tulsa on Saturday that…should be a Win…but you just never know with Venables and these Sooners and they Gotta Win This Game because of what’s left on the 2023 schedule >

At Tulsa
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Texas in Dallas
UCF
At Kansas
At Oklahoma State
West Virginia
At BYU
TCU

Oklahoma SHOULD Win 10 Games in 2023…SHOULD…will the Sooners Win 10 Games in 2023?

Probably Not but anything less than 8 Wins and Venables is fired Right?

Right!

 

12.  Mike Bloomgren, Rice – You gotta wonder how long Dana Holgorsen can hold on in Houston losing to teams like Rice but Rice got the win over the Cougars on Saturday and Mike Bloomgren’s records in 6 seasons at Rice now stand at…

Overall:  17 – 40
Conference:  12 – 25

That’s Not Good but this is Rice and the Owls have left in 2023 >

Texas Southern
At South Florida
East Carolina
UConn
At Tulsa
Tulane
SMU
At UTSA
At Charlotte
Florida Atlantic

Really now…Rice should get to at least a .500 record in 2023 so Bloomgren can get his ass off the Hot Seat but looking at the above schedule we would guess the Owls finish at…

4 – 8 or 5 – 7 maybe?

Let’s Play Football!

Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Friday – September 8, 2023 – Amelia Earhart

 

“The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. The fears are paper tigers. You can do anything you decide to do. You can act to change and control your life; and the procedure, the process is its own reward.”  Amelia Earhart

Post Week 1 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny Cash – Let’s Play Football!

 

Week 1 is now in the books and with an Epic Week 2 of College Football os looming so let’s take a look at the Coaches feeling the heat as we really get this 2023 CFB Season underway.

Please come on out and give these Coaches Hell Johnny Cash!

Thanks Johnny!

1.  Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – With the opening season loss to Texas A&M Danny Gonzales is now sitting on records of…

Overa ll:  7 – 25
MWC: 3 – 20

…which ain’t gonna get things done in Albuquerque and the next 3 games against…

Tennessee Tech
New Mexico State
At UMass

…is an opportunity for the Lobos to get some wins on the board.

Recommend you win these next 3 games Son before the trip to Wyoming on September 30!

2.  Butch Jones, Arkansas State – With the opening season destruction of Arkansas State by Oklahoma Butch Jones is now sitting on records of…

Overall:  5 – 20
Sun Belt:  2 – 14

…and those are the kind of records will get you fired from Every Football Job in America and either Butch Jones will start winning some football games or he will be back in Tuscaloosa cleaning out closets for Nick!

Arkansas State’s next 3 games…

Memphis
Stony Brook
Southern Miss

You need to win ALL 3 of these games at home Son!

3.  Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – We got a Humdinger of a Hot Seat vs. Hot Seat match-up in Week 2 with Jimbo Fisher vs Mario Cristobal and the Loser moving on up and the Winner loving life because the heat will be turned down…a bit…and really now this is a game that Jimbo Fisher in his 6 th season in Aggieland against a Very Average Miami team has…

Got To Damn Win!

Jimbo Fisher is now sitting on records with Aggies of…

Overall:  40 – 21
SEC:  23 – 18

…which is borderline what Drunk Bozo the Clown could do with all the resources given to a Coach in College Station and if the Aggies did lose this game to Miami look at what the Aggies have left in 2023 >

La. Monroe
Auburn
Arkansas in Dallas
At Alabama
Tennessee
South Carolina
At Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Abilene Christian
At LSU

This is Texas A&M so in his 6 th season Jimbo Fisher should have the Aggies rolling with 10+ Wins so there better Damn be 10 Wins on the board after the LSU game in late November but come on now…

Aggies have proved in recent years they will accept Total Mediocrity and Yell Out…

Howdy and Be Happy!

Texas A&M Football = We Are Damn Mediocre and will pay a Coach $10M A Year and Be Happy!

Got Worthless Candy Asses haven’t a Damn Clue what America is all about?

Yep…that’s the Aggies now!

4.  Jeff Hafley, Boston College – In his 4 th season at Boston College Jeff Hafley is sitting on records of…

Overall:  15 – 21
ACC:  9 – 17

…and after an opening season home loss to Northern Illinois 6 Wins is Mandatory to hang onto this BC job with these games left on the schedule >

Holy Cross
Florida State
At Louisville
Virginia
At Army
At Georgia Tech
UConn
At Syracuse
Virgina Tech
At Pitt
Miami

How in the Hell does BC win 6 games against those teams when they cannot beat Northern Illinois at home in Week 1?

No Clue!

5.  Neal Brown, West Virginia – With an opening season loss to Penn State things are getting darker in West Virginia for Neal Brown now sitting on records of…

Overall:  22 – 26
Big 12:  14 – 21

….and that ain’t gonna get it done at WVU and the Mountaineers have a Helluva Tough Schedule left to play in 2023 >

Duquesne
Pitt
Texas Tech
At TCU
At Houston
Oklahoma State
At UCF
BYU
At Oklahoma
Cincinnati
At Baylor

West Virginia will have a tough time getting to 6 Wins with that schedule and even just 6 Wins would probably be Turn Out the Lights on the Brown era in Morgantown.

6.  Mario Cristobal, Miami – Mario Cristobal is being paid $10M+ a year to Win Football Games at Miami and there are…

No Damn Excuses for Mario

…making that kind of $$$ who in Year 2 is now sitting on records of…

Overall:  6 – 7
ACC:  3 – 5

…with a schedule in 2023 that the Canes should win 10 Games Minimum…

Miami (OH)
Texas A&M
Bethune-Cookman
At Temple
Georgia Tech
At North Carolina
Clemson
Virginia
At NC State
At FSU
Louisville
At Boston College

If Miami is going to Win 10 Games in 2023 then they gotta beat Texas A&M at home so don’t lose this game at home to the Aggies Mario!

7.  Brent Venables, Oklahoma – Oklahoma is Oklahoma and Lincoln Riley didn’t have a problem winning immediately at OU and Brent Venables took over a Rolling Sooners Football Program and is now sitting on records of…

Overall:  7 – 7
Big 12:  3 – 6

…and with the SEC looming in 2024 Brent Venables better get this whole thing figured out this season because it will only get tougher in the next and now at 1 – 0 after a Cupcake Game in Week 1 the Sooners have left to play >

SMU
At Tulsa
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Texas – Dallas
UCF
At Kansas
At Oklahoma State
West Virginia
At BYU
TCU

If Venables cannot Win 10 Games with that schedule his ass WILL HAVE NO DAMN CHANCE when the Sooners get the SEC!

8.  Billy Napier, Florida – A couple of us at Coaches Hot Seat were at Steve Spurrier’s 1 st game at Florida in 1990 and HBC didn’t exactly take over a great situation in Gainesville but he got the Gators rolling early and that’s what Billy Napier is gonna have to do too or this…

Billy Boy building a monument to his ideas and ego in Gainesville

…gonna be over before it ever gets out of the gate!

There is NO TIME to hire up a Zillion People and build something that might be good 5 years from now because what Deion Sanders has proved…

Your Ass Can Win Year 1

…and right now sitting on records of…

Overall:  6 – 8
SEC:  3 – 5

….this is quickly turning into a Raging Dumpster Fire in Gainesville that better be put out and quick or the entire Florida Athletics Building that was involved in hiring Billy Boy gonna find themselves out of a job!

After the opening season loss to Utah which was Totally Expected by us the Gators have left in 2023…

McNeese
Tennessee
Charlotte
At Kentucky
Vanderbilt
At South Carolina
Georgia in Jacksonville
Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

Damn…can the Gators even get 6 Wins in 2023?

You think that Vols game in Gainesville on September 16 is big to the future of Billy Napier at Florida?

BEYOND BIG!

9.  Mel Tucker, Michigan State – Mel Tucker is making $9M+ a season coaching Michigan State so his ass…

Better Damn Be Performing at a High Level

…and records of….

Overall:  19 – 14
Big Ten:  12 – 13

…are Sub Bozo the Clown in the same position numbers and that’s why Mel better perform in 2023 or the Michigan State folks gonna have to choose between….

Writing A Big Check to end this Damn Mediocrity or Letting the Damn Mediocrity continue!

Now at 1 – 0 the Spartans have left in 2023…

Richmond
Washington
Maryland
At Iowa
At Rutgers
Michigan
At Minnesota
Nebraska
At Ohio State
At Indiana
Penn State

…is 7 Wins even on the table in 2023?

It should be 8 Wins EASY so let’s see what the $9M+ Coach can do because…

Your Ass Is Getting Paid Big Time So Damn Perform at a Level above Bozo the Clown Son!

10.  Dave Aranda, Baylor – The Stanford folks at Coaches Hot Seat have seen the movie now unfolding in Waco, Texas before with David Shaw at Stanford >

A Nice Guy who won some football games who refused to see the world as it is and thus…

Totally Destroyed A Football Program at Stanford!

Dave Aranda is following the same path as David Shaw sitting on his Lazy Ass expecting what he did in the past to work in the future and it was No Surprise to see Aranda bewildered after Baylor’s opening season loss to Texas State at home because you see now…

Dave Aranda Lives in a Total Fantasyworld!

The Real Question for the folks at Baylor is are they going to let Dave Aranda be a Total Lazy Ass and…

Totally Destroy Baylor Football

…like David Shaw did at Stanford or is someone going to call Dave into their office and say…

Get Off Your Lazy Ass Dave and Get To Work Son and if you don’t we are going to run your ass right out of Waco before you Destroy this Football Program!

Since winning the Big 12 in 2021 Dave Aranda’s record is…

6 – 8

…but it’s even worse than that because in his last 10 games Aranda’s record is…

3 – 7

…and here’s what the Bears have coming right at them in 2023 >

Utah
Long Island University
Texas
At UCF
Texas Tech
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

If things continue along as they now going with Baylor Football they will NOT win 6 Games this season so…

Memo to Dave Aranda:  Get off your Damn Lazy Ass Son and Don’t Destroy Baylor Football and if you do you will deserve to be run right out of Waco and NEVER be a Head Coach again!

11.  Mike Bloomgren, Rice – In 6 Seasons at Rice Mike Bloomgren’s records stand at…

Overall:  16 – 40
Conference:  12 – 25

After an opening game loss to Texas the Houston Cougs are up next so that’s 0 – 2 and that’s enough said on the situation at Rice!

12.  Tom Allen, Indiana – The Hoosiers looked pretty decent in their opening season loss to Ohio State and 0 – 1 Indiana has left in 2023 >

Indiana State
Louisville in Indianapolis
Akron
At Maryland
At Michigan
Rutgers
At Penn State
Wisconsin
At Illinois
Michigan State
At Purdue

6 Wins is Very Doable for Indiana in 2023 and it’s Really Doable if the Hoosiers can win their next 3 games including a Big Game against Louisville in Indianapolis!

Let’s Play Football!

Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Wednesday – September 6, 2023 – Henry David Thoreau

 

“You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity in each moment. Fools stand on their island of opportunities and look toward another land. There is no other land; there is no other life but this.”  Henry David Thoreau

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