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Post Week 6 NFL Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give These Hot Seat Coaches HELL Johnny Cash!

Post Week 6 NFL Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

A chair on fire... metaphor "In The Hot Seat"

Give these Hot Seat Coaches HELL Johnny Cash!

 

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1.  Greg Schiano, Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Like life football is often a game of inches with very small changes here and there having big impact on the success of a person’s life and a coaching career and in 2013 the Tampa Bay Bucs have had plenty of opportunities to win 4 of the 5 games they have lost including their loss to the Philadelphia Eagles on Sunday BUT there is no changing the FACT that as of Monday October 14, 2013 the Bucs are…

0 – 5

…and Tampa head coach Greg Schiano is on the Hottest Coaching Hot Seat in the NFL.

EVERY team that the Tampa Bay Bucs have lost to in 2013 have at least a .500 record or better and in Week 7 the Bucs will face their first struggling team of the season in the Atlanta Falcons who were only a minute or so from playing in the Super Bowl this past January but are now sitting at 1 – 4 and needing a win terribly this coming Sunday to have any chance of making the Playoffs come December.

IN FACT the Tampa Bay Bucs – Atlanta Falcons game on Sunday matching up 0 – 5 and 1 – 4 teams is in many ways a Playoffs elimination game with the loser almost certainly missing postseason play which in the case of Falcons head coach Mike Smith would be a very bad thing but for Bucs head coach Greg Schiano would probably lead to a head coaching change in Tampa especially if the Bucs continued to flounder around the rest of 2013.

At 0 – 5 the Tampa Bay Bucs have to face in their next 7 games teams that will just flat-out be very tough to beat because either the teams are very Damn good OR the teams are very Damn desperate:

At Atlanta Falcons
Carolina Panthers
At Seattle Seahawks
Miami Dolphins
Atlanta Falcons
At Detroit Lions
At Carolina Panthers

A football team can only win ONE football game at a time and if Bucs head coach Greg Schiano is going to get his Tampa football team rolling in 2013 then Sunday’s game against Atlanta is that ONE game that the Bucs better Damn win.

 

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2.  Tom Coughlin, New York Giants – The American People’s love of the game of football and the NFL in particular has made it very easy for NFL teams located in large media markets like the New York Giants to make a Helluva lot of money whether the team is actually winning or losing football games and isn’t it just Damn special that in recent days that John Mara and the Giants’ ownership have made it known to the media that Giants head coach Tom Coughlin can coach the Giants in 2014 if he chooses to do so because poor little Tommy Coughlin deserves to….

“Go out a winner.”

….as Mark Cannizzaro of the New York Post put it in a recent column:

Tom Coughlin deserves chance to go out a winner, Mark Cannizzaro, New York Post

First let’s make something very Damn clear:

Bozo

Bozo the Clown could own and run the New York Giants football club and…

Make A Helluva LOT of $$$$$$$$$$$$

…..so all the sycophants around the NFL that spend a lot their time kissing John Mara’s ass would be kissing Bozo the Clown’s ass if he was now running the Giants because the TRUTH is running the New York Giants is a Helluva lot easier than running a hot dog stand on the streets of Manhattan……A HELLUVA LOT EASIER!

As for poor little Tommy Coughlin we hope that Tom realizes he is very Damn lucky to be working for someone who so Damn willing to stiff the fans of the New York Giants who Mara knows full-well will line up out the door to buy tickets for Giants games whether the Giants are winning or not…

Those type of folks are known as MORONS here at Coaches Hot Seat

….and if poor little Tommy Coughlin wants a “victory tour” to coach the Giants in 2014 whether the Giants win a game in 2013 OR even win a game in 2014 then poor little Tommy Coughlin should have the “right” to…

“Go out a winner!”

Geez, we here at Coaches Hot Seat are very Damn thankful that the….

Candy Ass Pussies

…..running the New York Giants that are doing a job that Bozo the Clown could do just as Damn well weren’t around New York when the American Republic was founded because their Precious Candy Asses would have probably be saying something like…

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“Oh, give the poor little King of England a break and quit throwing all that tea in the harbor in Boston!”

Memo to the Ownership of the New York Giants and New York Post columnist Mark Cannizzaro….and all the other sycophants making excuses for poor little Tommy Coughlin:

Alibi and Make Excuses for Tom Coughlin all you Damn want BUT for Damn Sure don’t consider yourself people that actually give a Damn about what is actually happening on the field of play for the New York Giants because the TRUTH is the New York Giants are…

A Complete Joke of a Football Team

…..that are being destroyed right now seemingly so the New York Giants’ ownership can give poor little Tommy Coughlin a ceremonial victory tour so Tommy can….

“Go out a winner!”

Paging Bozo the Clown….Paging Bozo the Clown!

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Question: Bozo the Clown what do you think of the New York Giants’ play in 2013?

Bozo the Clown:  It’s a Complete Disgrace!

Question:  Would you fire Tom Coughlin if this horrendous play keeps up?

Bozo the Clown:  I’m an American aren’t I?

YES….even Bozo the Clown could make a Helluva lot of money running the New York Giants and like all REAL Americans Bozo the Clown doesn’t give two rips about giving head football coaches….

Ceremonial Victory Tours

…when those head football coaches are making almost…

$7 Million Dollars A Year

….and aren’t even doing their Damn jobs!

Poor Little Tommy Coughlin and the New York Giants are 0 – 6 and they have left on their schedule these games:

Minnesota Vikings
At Philadelphia Eagles
Oakland Raiders
Green Bay Packers
Dallas Cowboys
At Washington Redskins
At San Diego Chargers
Seattle Seahawks
At Detroit Lions
Washington Redskins

The Giants play the 1 – 4 Minnesota Vikings next Monday night at home in New Jersey….NOT New York…..and if the New York Giants can’t beat the woeful Minnesota Vikings at home next Monday night then in our opinion the Giants are headed to…

0 – 16

…but don’t worry Giants fans 2014 will be a grand enterprise with Tom Coughlin himself choosing to “come back” for his ceremonial victory tour so that poor little Tommy Coughlin can….

“Go out a winner!”

YES be very Damn thankful that the Candy Ass Pussies and borderline Socialists in our opinion running the New York Giants aren’t running the rest of American Business because the entire Damn country would be in a world of hurt as…

Failure got rewarded

…in the name of giving poor performing employees the chance to….

“Go out a winner!”

Coach Hard Poor Little Tommy Coughlin and if you lose to the Minnesota Vikings what the Hell do you care? The Candy Ass Pussies running the Giants are still going to allow you to….

“Go out a winner!”

….in 2014!

 

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3.  Gus Bradley, Jacksonville Jaguars – Head coach Gus Bradley and the Jacksonville Jaguars kept the game with the Denver Broncos close for awhile BUT why do we here at Coaches Hot Seat somehow believe that a little birdie told Peyton Manning and the Broncos that hanging 80 points on the Jaguars wouldn’t be a great look for the NFL?

Who the Hell knows but with the Jaguars loss to the Broncos the Jags are now…

0 – 6

…on the season and the Jags have left on their schedule in 2013 the following games:

San Diego Chargers
San Francisco 49ers
At Tennessee Titans
Arizona Cardinals
At Houston Texans
At Cleveland Browns
Houston Texans
Buffalo Bills
Tennessee Titans
At Indianapolis Colts

Will the Jacksonville Jaguars win even ONE game in 2013?

In our opinion here at Coaches Hot Seat…..

NO!

Will head coach Gus Bradley be fired if the Jacksonville Jaguars go 0 – 16 in 2013?

We don’t have a Freaking Clue to the answer to that question but if the Jaguars are still playing the same kind of mediocre football at the end of the season that they have played in the first 6 games of the season then Gus Bradley should OF COURSE be fired because a team that is not improving is a team that is NOT being coached properly and with that we can only say…

Coach Hard Gus Bradley!

 

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4.  Dennis Allen, Oakland Raiders – With the Raiders loss to the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday the Raiders have lost in 2013 to…

Indianapolis Colts
Denver Broncos
Washington Redskins
Kansas City Chiefs

…..which are three pretty good teams in the Colts, Broncos and Chiefs and one team falling completely apart in the Redskins.

Head Coach Dennis Allen and the Raiders are now 2 – 4 on the season and they have a critical game coming up on October 27 after a bye week against the Pittsburgh Steelers at home in the Oakland Coliseum.

IF the Raiders can beat the Steelers then they might just build up some momentum for their next 4 games against…

Philadelphia Eagles
At New York Giants
At Houston Texans
Tennessee Titans

…BUT a loss to the Steelers and the Raiders might just be headed for another complete disaster in 2013 which has been the norm in Oakland for more than a decade now and this time there will not be a “We don’t have a quarterback” excuse to bail head coach Dennis Allen out and with that we can only say….

Coach Hard Dennis Allen!

 

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5.  Rex Ryan, New York Jets – In a season where it is either….

“Playoffs or Get Fired”

….for New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan the loss to the then winless Pittsburgh Steelers on Sunday may indeed be the loss that does in Ryan’s head coaching career once the month of December rolls around because the Steelers might not win 5 games in 2013 and if the Jets miss the postseason by one game…..WELL….Rex Ryan will be kicking himself about that loss to Pittsburgh as he is walking down the hall in the Jets facility after getting his ass canned.

With the New York Jets now at….

3 – 3

…on the season and two games out of first-place behind the New England Patriots to call this coming Sunday’s home game against those Patriots a BIG GAME is to do a disservice to the words….

BIG & GAME!

With games…

At Cincinnati
New Orleans

….for the Jets following the Patriots game New England is a…

MUST WIN Game for Rex Ryan and the Jets

…..because a loss in this spot and the calls to various coaches’ agents around the country will probably start going out from the New York City area and with those calls will come the rumors and once the rumors start about “X” or “Y” coach might replace Rex Ryan in New York you have a Helluva mess on your hands and if Rex Ryan doesn’t want a Helluva mess on his hands then he better Damn….

BEAT the Patriots on Sunday!

 

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6.  Jason Garrett, Dallas Cowboys – Jason Garrett and the Cowboys got their MUST WIN Game against the Washington Redskins on Sunday and now the Cowboys will have to go on the road for two straight games against…

Philadelphia Eagles
Detroit Lions

…..which are also two MUST WIN Games because a loss to Philadelphia would drop the Cowboys a game back in the NFC East and then a loss the next week might drop the Cowboys back two games in their division which is a place where head coach Jason Garrett really cannot go because anyone with a working brain knows that for Garrett and the entire Cowboys coaching staff that 2013 is either…

“Playoffs or BUST”

…..especially with two of the teams in the NFC East already on the brink of being out of the postseason hunt in the Giants and Redskins.

The TRUTH:  IF Jason Garrett can’t win the NFC East division or at worst take the Cowboys to the playoffs in the Wild Cart spot AND win that Wild Card game then please….

Why in the Hell would Jason Garrett be coaching the Cowboys in 2014?

He wouldn’t be coaching the Cowboys in 2014 which really makes this Sunday’s game against the Philadelphia Eagles…

A MUST WIN or rather a Better Damn NOT LOSE Game!

 

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7.  Ron Rivera, Carolina Panthers – Ron Rivera and the Carolina Panthers got the WIN they had to have on Sunday against the Minnesota Vikings which runs the Panthers record in 2013 to…

2 – 3

….and sets-up another MUST WIN Game for both the Panthers and the St. Louis Rams this coming Sunday in Charlotte.

BEAT the St. Louis and Ron Rivera will be off the Hot Seat

LOSE to St. Louis and Ron Rivera will be moving back up the NFL Coaches Hot Seat Ranking and will be in a Helluva lot of trouble!

Coach Hard Ron Rivera!

Coaches Hot Seat NFL Quotes of the Day – Tuesday, October 15, 2013 – Marcus Aurelius

Coaches Hot Seat NFL Quotes of the Day – Tuesday, October 15, 2013 – Marcus Aurelius


“A man should be upright, not be kept upright.”

And

“A man’s worth is no greater than his ambitions.”

And

“Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart.”

And

“Be content with what you are, and wish not change; nor dread your last day, nor long for it.”

And

“Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man; but if anything is within the powers and province of man, believe that it is within your own compass also.”

And

“Dig within. Within is the wellspring of Good; and it is always ready to bubble up, if you just dig.”

And

“Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.”

And

“If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.”

And

“It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live.”

And

“Let men see, let them know, a real man, who lives as he was meant to live.”

And

“Life is neither good or evil, but only a place for good and evil.”

And

“Look back over the past, with its changing empires that rose and fell, and you can foresee the future, too.”

And

“Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present.”

And

“Nothing has such power to broaden the mind as the ability to investigate systematically and truly all that comes under thy observation in life.”

And

“Observe constantly that all things take place by change, and accustom thyself to consider that the nature of the Universe loves nothing so much as to change the things which are, and to make new things like them.”

And

“The secret of all victory lies in the organization of the non-obvious.”

And

“Tomorrow is nothing, today is too late; the good lived yesterday.”

And

“Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking.”

And

“When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.”

And

“Remember that man lives only in the present, in this fleeting instant; all the rest of his life is either past and gone, or not yet revealed.”

And

“At dawn of day, when you dislike being called, have this thought ready: “I am called to man’s labour; why then do I make a difficulty if I am going out to do what I was born to do and what I was brought into the world for?”

And

“Everything–a horse, a vine–is created for some duty…For what task, then, were you yourself created? A man’s true delight is to do the things he was made for.”

Wikipedia: Marcus Aurelius

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