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NFL Post Week 8 Coaches Hot Seat Ranking – Tell These Hot Seat Coaches the God’s Honest Truth Johnny Cash!

NFL Post Week 8 Coaches Hot Seat Ranking

Tell These Hot Seat Coaches the God’s Honest Truth Johnny Cash!



1.  Greg Schiano, Tampa Bay Buccaneers – With the Tampa Bay Bucs loss to the Carolina Panthers last Thursday night and the Seattle Seahawks up next for Greg Schiano and the Bucs it looks like the Bucs will thus start the 2013 season at…

0 – 8

….and it’s probably not a matter IF Greg Schiano will be fired but WHEN Greg Schiano will be fired in Tampa with the Bucs ownership owing Greg Schiano…

$9 Million Dollars Plus

….if he was fired this year which in this age of Massive NFL TV Contracts is little more than a rounding error for NFL team owners which is why there has to be better than a 50 – 50 chance that Greg Schiano doesn’t make it to the end of the 2013 season as the Bucs head coach.

The Tampa Bay Bucs are now 0 – 7 and they have left this season….

At Seattle Seahawks
Miami Dolphins
Atlanta Falcons
At Detroit Lions
At Carolina Panthers
Buffalo Bills
San Francisco 49ers
At St. Louis Rams
At New Orleans Saints

….which to us here at Coaches Hot Seat looks like a…

2, 3 or 4 win season

…at best for the Bucs and thus Tampa Bay will more than likely end the 2013 season in complete disarray and searching for a new head football coach……again…..but then they will have a high pick in the 2014 NFL Draft and the Tampa Bay Bucs…

Have That Going For Them!



2.  Gus Bradley, Jacksonville Jaguars – With the Jacksonville Jaguars loss to the San Francisco 49ers in London on Sunday the Jags are now…

0 – 8

….in Gus Bradley’s first year on the job and with these games left still to play this season…

At Tennessee Titans
Arizona Cardinals
At Houston Texans
At Cleveland Browns
Houston Texans
Buffalo Bills
Tennessee Titans
At Indianapolis Colts

…it looks like the Jags will be trying to “NOT out-play” their cross-state rival Tampa Bay Bucs to see which team can play the worst to get the first pick in the 2014 NFL Draft with both teams needing a franchise QB and a decent amount of quality quarterbacks coming out of college this year.

Can Gus Bradley and the Jacksonville Jaguars win even one game in 2013?

Better Question:

Does the ownership of the Jacksonville Jaguars WANT the Jags to win even one game in 2013?

We don’t have a clue to the answers to the above questions except that we have to think that Gus Bradley would not want to be looking at an 0 – 16 by his name in NFL history books for decades to come as long as football is played in America (which is a BIG unknown right now!) and thus why the Jags might sneak out a win or two down the stretch but no doubt come the spring of next years the Jags will be picking very high in the 2014 NFL Draft!



3.  Leslie Frazier, Minnesota Vikings – With the Minnesota Vikings loss to the Green Bay Packers on Sunday night Vikings head coach Leslie Frazier has moved into serious….

Hot Seat Territory

…and will need a strong finish to the season by his Vikings football team to hold onto his job for the 2014 season.

The Minnesota Vikings are now 1 – 6 on the season and Leslie Frazier’s overall win/loss record in four seasons on the job at Minnesota is now…

17 – 28  (.378)

….which is the kind of win/loss record that will get your rear-end fired especially when you have…

NO Playoff Wins

….on the board which is also the case with Leslie Frazier and doubly why Frazier and the Vikings really need a win and quick and just at the wrong time Minnesota has to travel to play…

At the Dallas Cowboys

….which is going to be a very pissed-off team next Sunday after the Cowboys just flat-out gave away a game to the Detroit Lions in Week 8.

Oh, and after the Vikings play the Cowboys they then have to play…

Washington Redskins
At Seattle Seahawks
At Green Bay Packers
Chicago Bears
At Baltimore Ravens
Philadelphia Eagles
At Cincinnati Bengals
Detroit Lions

…which to our eyes looks like somewhere in the neighborhood of…

4 Wins in 2013

….and if the Minnesota Vikings only win 4 Games in 2013 the Minnesota Vikings will be looking for a new head coach come December.



4.  Joe Philbin, Miami Dolphins – After starting the season with 3-straight wins the Dolphins have now lost 4-straight games and unless head coach Joe Philbin can turn things around in a hurry the 2013 season could turn into a Complete Disaster which makes this coming Thursday night game against the Cincinnati Bengals at home one of the biggest….

MUST WIN Games of the 2013 NFL Season

…IF the Miami Dolphins have any designs on making it into the NFL Playoffs that is!

Now at 3 – 4 on the season the Miami Dolphins still have to play….

Cincinnati Bengals
At Tampa Bay Bucs
San Diego Chargers
Carolina Panthers
At New York Jets
At Pittsburgh Steelers
New England Patriots
At Buffalo Bills
New York Jets

…..and anything less than an 8 – 8 finish by the Dolphins in 2013 and Miami head coach Joe Philbin’s job will be in question and for anyone that denies that reality doesn’t fully understand the individual that Joe Philbin works for who…

Wants to Win and Wants To Win Now!

Coach Hard Joe Philbin and for Damn sure don’t lose to Cincinnati at home on Thursday night and drop to…

3 – 5

…on the season because a loss in this spot will really….

Turn the Heat Up!

….on your rear-end and leave you coaching for your job the rest of the 2013 season and which we can tell you from 7 years of doing Coaches Hot Seat is…


…..for the head coaches on the HOT SEAT!



5.  Jason Garrett, Dallas Cowboys – In a season when Dallas Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett’s job is on the line Jason Garrett is living a very charmed life with his football team residing in the NFC East division which is a division that even…

Howdy Doody


…coaching the Dallas Cowboys in 2013 could win going away and why Jason Garrett will forever be known as one of the…

Worst Coaches in NFL History

….if Dallas is not the NFC East division champion come December of this year.

The Dallas Cowboys are now 4 – 4 on the season and the Cowboys still have to play…

Minnesota Vikings
At New Orleans Saints
At New York Giants
Oakland Raiders
At Chicago Bears
Green Bay Packers
At Washington Redskins
Philadelphia Eagles

……and if Dallas just goes 4 – 4 in their last 8 games they will win the NFC East and will have a chance to win a Playoff Game under Tony “Butterfingers” Romo BUT what IF the unthinkable happened and the Cowboys didn’t win the NFC East division in 2013?

Oh, that’s easy…..

Jason Garrett would be fired and then tarred and feathered in the Great City of Dallas!

Up next for Howdy Doody….check that Jason Garrett….is the Minnesota Vikings in the Jerry Dome which has to be the all-time…

Better Damn NOT Lose Game

….because if the Cowboys somehow lost to the woeful, disorganized and pitiful Vikings on Sunday then Jason Garret should be….

Fired immediately after the game and then tarred and feathered in the Great City of Dallas!

….although we are sure that Jerry Jones would find a way to say that the loss to the Vikings was a…

“Moral victory”

….and Jones son would claim again that Tony “Butterfingers” Romo will be acclaimed one day as one of the greatest players in NFL history when the Dallas Cowboys win the Super Bowl!

Please, can someone do a drug test of Jerry Jones and his son and quick because these two have to be doing some very powerful drugs to come up with the Complete Nonsense that comes out of their mouths on what now seems like a Regular Damn Basis!

Quick Question:  Which NFL Team has spent ONE BILLION DOLLARS on a stadium and Hundreds of Millions of Dollars on players over the last 15 seasons and has won only 1 Postseason Playoff Game?

Clue to the Above Question:  This NFL team is now run by a father and son that have lost all touch with reality and are living up-river and we probably need to find Martin Sheen to see if he has the time to go up-river and bring these two fools and mentally insane people back before they blow another few Hundred Million Dollars without even winning a postseason playoff game!

Answer:  You know the answer!




6.  Rex Ryan, New York Jets – The fantasy that New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan was somehow a “different Rex” in 2013 compared to the last couple of seasons came crashing down on Sunday as the Jets lost to the Cincinnati Bengals by the score of….

49 – 9

….which dropped the Jets record in 2013 to…

4 – 4

…and let’s not forget that Ryan and the Jets are only one boneheaded play by a Tampa Bay Bucs player in Week 1 and a Bogus Call in Week 7 against the Patriots from being…

2 – 6

….and Rex Ryan on the verge of getting fired as we head into Week 9 and Oh….

The New Orleans Saints are coming to New Jersey to play the New York Jets on Sunday

…and the Saints are least a 10-point if not more better football team than the Bengals!

Here’s the REAL problem for Rex Ryan in a season where the Jets either make the playoffs or the Ryan-era in New York will be over and that REAL problem is what the Jets have left on the schedule to play this season…

New Orleans Saints
At Buffalo Bills
At Baltimore Ravens
Miami Dolphins
Oakland Raiders
At Carolina Panthers
Cleveland Browns
At Miami Dolphins


Hell, Rex Ryan and the Jets could easily be…

4 – 7

….in three weeks time and coming home to play the Miami Dolphins who also will probably be desperate for a win and with a target for Rex Ryan of AT LEAST…

8 Wins

….in 2013 to have a solid shot at a Wild Card spot in the Playoffs Rex Ryan and the New York Jets have very Damn little margin for error in the coming weeks and thus a win over the New Orleans Saints on Sunday is a…




7.  Dennis Allen, Oakland Raiders – Dennis Allen and the Oakland Raiders got their MUST WIN over the Pittsburgh Steelers in Week 7 and now the Raiders MUST keep winning football games because with Oakland now at…

3 – 4

…on the season and Dennis Allen needing a .500 record or 8 wins in 2013 at least to return as the head coach of the Raiders in 2014 each and every Damn game is important beginning with the next game which is against the reeling Philadelphia Eagles at home on Sunday.

After the Eagles the Raiders have left in 2013…

At New York Giants
At Houston Texans
Tennessee Titans
At Dallas Cowboys
At New York Jets
Kansas City Chiefs
At San Diego Chargers
Denver Broncos

….which from where we sit looks like a pretty tough schedule although more than likely the Broncos will have long secured a postseason spot and first-round bye in the Playoffs by the time they arrive in Oakland on December 29 which should give Oakland a good chance to win that game but between now and late December Dennis Allen and his Raiders will need to find…

4 Wins

…..in their next 7 games or Allen will be forced to beat the Broncos in Week 16 just to hang onto his head coaching job.

First up for the Oakland Raiders though…..

A MUST WIN Game against the Philadelphia Eagles!

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