We Got The Flat-Ass Skinny on Les Miles Status at LSU When We Were in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida for The Players Championship Last Week From A Buddy of Ours From Baton Rouge and We Have Some News For Les Miles —> Either Win BIG Son Or You Are DONE Down on the Bayou!
We here at Coaches Hot Seat waited until The Players Championship which many of us attended this past week in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida to write about Les Miles in 2016 because we knew that one of our good buddies from Baton Rouge would be joining us at the beach and that we would get the…
Flat-Ass Skinny on Les Miles Status at LSU
….and as they say in the Bayou…
That Is Exactly Damn What We Got!
A Helluva lot has been written about Les Miles near dismissal as the head football coach at LSU last November, but let’s cut through the Bullshit and get the following down on the barrelhead:
If the state of Louisiana have had a pot to piss in Les Miles would have lost his job last November…PERIOD!
In the end it was the FACT that the state of Louisiana was flat-broke last November that save Les Miles Precious Ass and with thousands of folks in Louisiana hurting it would have looked very Damn bad to have sent Les Miles packing with a $18 Million Dollar buyout and there you have why Les Miles is still the head coach at LSU today.
As for the reasons why Les Miles should have been fired last November let’s go Joe Friday and give you a Helluva good reason why Les Miles is very Damn lucky to have a head coaching job in Baton Rouge today:
Since LSU lost to Alabama in the 2011 – 2012 Bogus BCS National Championship Game in New Orleans which encompasses the last FOUR college football seasons Les Miles has put up records of…
Overall: 37 – 14
SEC: 20 – 12
OK…those aren’t bad Overall and SEC Win/Loss records over the past FOUR seasons for Les Miles at LSU…BUT….let’s go Joe Friday again and say this time…
Just The Facts Ma’am
….because we are talking about LSU Football here where Bozo the Clown could recruit Top 10 Recruiting Classes each year and where Les Miles has averaged over the last EIGHT seasons signing the…
No. 7 Recruiting Class in American according to Rivals.com
Oh….but if you are landing Top 10 Recruiting Classes on a regular basis…as Les Miles has done at LSU…one would think that your Win/Loss records against teams with .500 or better records would be pretty Damn good…right?
RIGHT…but NOT for Les Miles folks!
Let’s bring Joe Friday in with the FACTS and as they say on the Bayou…these FACTS are not pretty!
In the last FOUR seasons Les Miles LSU Football Teams have played….
34 Games against FBS teams with .500 or better records and Les Miles’ record in those 34 games is…
19 – 15 (.559)
In the last FOUR seasons Les Miles LSU Football Teams have played…
29 Games in the SEC against teams with .500 or better records and Les Miles’ record in those 29 games is…
16 – 13 (.552)
Oh…that’s bad enough if not outright Very Damn Embarrassing for LSU Football….BUT….did we mention that Les Miles LSU Football Teams have lost…
FIVE straight games to Nick Saban and Alabama?
So here is what you have on your hands now fans of LSU football….
You have a head coach in Les Miles that not only has lost FIVE straight games to Nick Saban and Alabama but you have a head coach in Les Miles that is making over $4 Million Dollars A Year posting winning percentages against teams with .500 or better records of…
Overall against .500 or better teams = .559
SEC against .500 or better teams = .552
Uhhh…got that is A Damn Joke Les Miles and by all rights your Ass Should Have Been Run Out of Baton Rouge and WOULD have been run out of Baton Rouge last November if…
The State of Louisiana had not been Dead Damn Broke!
Now let’s get back to the….
Flat-Ass Skinny on Les Miles Status at LSU
…that our buddy from Baton Rouge gave us in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida this past week which is…
“Les Miles HAS TO beat Alabama and win the SEC West in 2016 or he will not be employed at LSU in early December.”
Well Hell…that’s about as….
Flat-Ass Skinny on Les Miles Status at LSU
…that one can get and with that mind let’s go to LSU’s 2016 Football Schedule to see if Les Miles is indeed looking at his last season down on the Bayou:
Wisconsin – Lambeau Field
Jacksonville State
Mississippi State
At Auburn
Missouri
At Florida
Southern Miss
Ole Miss
Alabama
At Arkansas
South Alabama
At Texas A&M
Well…Bozo the Clown or any Coonass in Louisiana…a term that Nick Saban knows well…could win…
4 Games coaching LSU in 2016
….but the question is how many games will Les Miles win in 2016 or rather the question is can Les Miles and his LSU Football Team BEAT Alabama and win the SEC West Division to save Les Miles job?
Not A Damn Chance in Hell….in our humble opinion!
How many games will Les Miles win in 2016….in our humble opinion?
7..maybe 8 Wins…for Les Miles and his LSU Football Team in 2016
And if that happens as the Great Dandy Don Meredith used to say…or rather sing….
Turn Out the Lights on Les Miles Ass on the Bayou!