"Covering College Football Coaching from Miami to Honolulu"



Hot Seat #1

Hot Seat #2

Hot Seat #3

Hot Seat #4

Hot Seat #5

Hot Seat #6

Hot Seat #7

Hot Seat #8

Hot Seat #9

Hot Seat #10

Charlie Weis


Ron Turner

Fl International

Darrell Hazell


Will Muschamp


Jimbo Fisher
Florida State

Paul Petrino


Paul Johnson

Georgia Tech

Kevin Wilson


Tim Beckman


Dana Holgorsen

West Virginia

Hot Seat #11

Hot Seat #12

Hot Seat #13

Hot Seat #14

Hot Seat #15

Hot Seat #16

Hot Seat #17

Hot Seat #18

Hot Seat #19

Hot Seat #20

Todd Monken

Southern Miss

Bret Bielema


Norm Chow


Nick Saban


Bobby Petrino


Paul Rhoads

Iowa State

Brady Hoke


Kirk Ferentz


Bo Pelini


Pat Fitzgerald








    "The final objective in war is the destruction of the enemy’s capacity and will to fight, and thereby force him to accept the imposition of the victor’s will.”

       Chester William Nimitz

















Emergency Re-Ranking of Coaches Hot Seat Ranking – Jimbo Fisher Now on the Hot Seat As He Like Roger Goodell Seems To Be Doing Everything In His Power to Destroy the Great Game of Football In America – What A Disgrace Florida State University Is to the American Republic



We here at Coaches Hot Seat are sick and tired of very sorry Damn people in “leadership” positions in the Great Game of Football in America doing very Damn stupid things that are doing great damage to the game football and the latest Idiot in a “leadership” position in the game of football in our country is a college football head coach who just rose to the top of the Coaches Hot Seat Rankings in our second ever “Emergency Coaches Hot Seat Re-Ranking” in our history with Bobby Petrino flying up the CHS Rankings a few years ago after his blonde on the back of his motorcycle accident and that college head coach now on the Hot Seat is…

Jimbo Fisher

A half-game suspension for doing....


Read More >





The NFL and the Coming Shit-Storm – The Coaches Hot Seat FIVE Most Intriguing Things in College Football in Week 4



There is a Helluva lot the blowhards here at Coaches Hot Seat could write about the NFL owner and executive Idiots and the current Adrian Peterson saga right now but knowing full well that our wives are doing more damage to the NFL with their phone calls than even the NFL and Roger Goodell have done to themselves over the past several months with a series of decisions that together are some of the stupidest decisions made by any group of humans in the history of Earth….and also doing a Helluva lot of damage to the Great Game of Football in America in the process….we will leave the NFL and Roger Goodell with what is their worst nightmare and that is something we heard one of our wives saying on the phone to someone that runs a company that spends a Helluva lot of money sponsoring and advertising with the NFL:

“You either support a sports league that employs a man that gave a 2 game suspension to a football player who beat and knocked-out a woman or you don’t….so which is it? Do you support a man that protects other men that beat on and knock-out women or not? Your choice but make sure you choose carefully because your customers need to know and will know if you stand with or don’t stand with a man that protects other men that beat-on and knock-out women or not.”

Memo to the NFL Owners and Roger “BEAT A Woman and Get A 2 Game Suspension” Goodell: You have pissed off the wrong Damn people this time….


Read More >





Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day - Wednesday, September 17, 2014 - Chester William Nimitz



“I do believe we are going to have a major war, with Japan and Germany, and that the

war is going to start by a very serious surprise attack and defeat of U.S. armed forces, and that there is going to be a major revulsion on the part of the political power in Washington against all those in command at sea, and they are going to be thrown out, though it won’t be their fault necessarily. And I wish to be in a position of sufficient prominence so that I will then be considered as one to be sent to sea, because that appears to be the route.” On his expectations of war, and that he would someday become the Chief of Naval Operations, in a conversation during the mid 1930s with his son, Chester W. Nimitz, Jr.


“A ship is always referred to as “she” because it costs so much to keep her in paint and powder.”


“Through the skill and devotion to duty of their armed forces of all branches in the Midway area our citizens can now rejoice that a momentous victory is in the making.”
After the Battle of Midway, CINCPAC Communiqué No. 3, June 6, 1942


“Is the proposed operation likely to succeed?
What might be the consequences of failure?
Is it in the realm of practicability in terms of material and supplies?”
“Three favorite rules of thumb” Nimitz had printed on a card he kept on his desk


“They fought together as brothers in arms; they died together and now they sleep side by side…To them, we have a solemn obligation — the obligation to ensure that their sacrifice will help make this a better and safer world in which to live.” Of those who died in the war in the Pacific, after ceremonies in Tokyo Bay accepting the official surrender of Japan, September 2, 1945


“The U.S.’s major strength factor and weapon is its economy. If you cripple it, you cripple the military.” As quoted in “According to Plan” in TIME magazine, March 13, 1950


“That is not to say that we can relax our readiness to defend ourselves. Our armament must be adequate to the needs, but our faith is not primarily in these machines of defense but in ourselves.” Speech at the University of California, Berkeley, March 22, 1950


“God grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right even though I think it is hopeless.”


“Sir Walter Raleigh declared in the early 17th century that “whoever commands the sea, commands the trade; whosoever commands the trade of the world commands the riches of the world, and consequently the world itself.” This principle is as true today as when uttered, and its effect will continue as long as ships traverse the seas.” Employment of Naval Forces, 1948


Read More >





Post Week 2 NFL Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give It To These Hot Seat Coaches Straight With the Bark On Johnny Cash!



1.  Dennis Allen, Oakland Raiders – Consider the below little factoid about the Oakland Raiders since Bill Callahan led the Raiders to the Super Bowl (lost to Tampa Bay Bucs) in the 2002 – 2003 season:

Oakland Raiders Win/Loss Record 2003 – 2014:

53 – 125 (.298)

ZERO Postseason Playoff Appearances in the last 11 Seasons!

“Just Win Baby?”

How about the Oakland Raiders are a Complete Freaking Joke not only as an NFL franchise but are also a Complete Freaking Embarrassment as an ongoing sports franchise to the American Republic as well!

In three seasons as the head coach of the Oakland Raiders Dennis Allen has put-up a record of…

8 – 26 (.235)

….and is there any doubt at all that if the Raiders lose a few more games that Allen will be sent packing by the LOSERS running this Complete Freaking Train Wreck in Oakland?

None at all…


Read More >





Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day - Tuesday, September 16, 2014 - Walt Disney



“A man should never neglect his family for business.”


“All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.”


“All the adversity I’ve had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me… You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.”


“Disneyland is a work of love. We didn’t go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money.”


“I do not like to repeat successes, I like to go on to other things.”


“I have been up against tough competition all my life. I wouldn’t know how to get along without it.”


“I’d say it’s been my biggest problem all my life… it’s money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.”


“If you can dream it, you can do it.”


“It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.”


“Laughter is America’s most important export.”


“Of all the things I’ve done, the most vital is coordinating those who work with me and aiming their efforts at a certain goal.”


“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.”


“We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we’re curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.”


“When you believe in a thing, believe in it all the way, implicitly and unquestionable.”


“When you’re curious, you find lots of interesting things to do.”


“You can design and create, and build the most wonderful place in the world. But it takes people to make the dream a reality.”


Read More >





We Don’t Pull Against Coaches and Teams Here At Coaches Hot Seat BUT the San Francisco 49ers Pitiful Loss to the Chicago Bears on Sunday Night Was Rather Damn Entertaining! – Come the Destroyers of the Great Game of Football In America AND They Are the Very Damn People that Play and Lord Over the Game….Yes These Are First-Class-Idiots! – The Post Week 3 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Tell These Hot Seat Coaches the Ugly Truth Johnny Cash!



The members of Coaches Hot Seat rarely pull against coaches and teams in any sport

BUT last night we couldn’t help but laugh and be happy for the Chicago Bears coming back to beat Jim Harbaugh and the San Francisco 49ers which is a team we grew up pulling for and which is a team today that there is no amount of money on this Earth we would take to cheer for again.

Very simply….in our opinion….

Jim Harbaugh is a Pompous Arrogant Ass that believes he is God’s Gift to the Earth who has a team filled with way Damn to many Sorry Excuses for Human Beings that also believe they are God’s Gift to the Earth.

Ditto for San Francisco 49ers “owner” Jed York who in our opinion would be…

Shoveling Shit in West Texas

….if his last name was Smith instead of York as is the case with George W. Bush as well… our opinion of course!

As one Coaches Hot Seat member said at the end of the Bears – 49ers game…


Read More >






Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day - Monday, September 15, 2014 - Elvis Presley



“Rhythm is something you either have or don’t have, but when you have it, you have it all over.”


“From the time I was a kid, I always knew something was going to happen to me. Didn’t know exactly what.”


“When I was a boy, I always saw myself as a hero in comic books and in movies. I grew up believing this dream.”


“I think I have something tonight that’s not quite correct for evening wear. Blue suede shoes.”


“Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine.”


“Rock and roll music, if you like it, if you feel it, you can’t help but move to it. That’s what happens to me. I can’t help it.”


“Man, I really like Vegas.”


“Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity.”


“I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.”


“I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.”


‘There are too many people that depend on me. I’m too obligated. I’m in too far to get out.”


Read More >





Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day - Sunday, September 14, 2014 - William Tecumseh Sherman



“An Army is a collection of armed men obliged to obey one man. Every change in the rules which impairs the principle weakens the army.”


“An army to be useful must be a unit, and out of this has grown the saying, attributed to Napoleon, but doubtless spoken before the days of Alexander, that an army with an inefficient commander was better than one with two able heads.”


“I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation. War is hell.”


“I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are.”


“If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world but I am sure we would be getting reports from hell before breakfast.”


“I make up my opinions from facts and reasoning, and not to suit any body but myself. If people don’t like my opinions, it makes little difference as I don’t solicit their opinions or votes.”


“In our Country… one class of men makes war and leaves another to fight it out.”


“It’s a disagreeable thing to be whipped.”


“My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.”


“If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.”


“I think I understand what military fame is; to be killed on the field of battle and have your name misspelled in the newspapers.”


“War is cruelty. There is no use trying to reform it. The crueler it is, the sooner it will be over.”


“Every attempt to make war easy and safe will result in humiliation and disaster.”


“Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other.”


“War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen, and I say let us give them all they want.”


“I know I had no hand in making this war, and I know I will make more sacrifices today than any of you to secure peace.”


“There will soon come an armed contest between capital and labor. They will oppose

each other, not with words and arguments, but with shot and shell, gun-powder and cannon. The better classes are tired of the insane howling of the lower strata and they mean to stop them.”


Read More >





Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day - Saturday, September 13, 2014 - Audie Murphy



“Seems to me that if you’re afraid or living with some big fear, you’re not really living. You’re only half alive. I don’t care if it’s the boss you’re scared of or a lot of people in a room or diving off of a dinky little board, you gotta get rid of it. You owe it to yourself. Makes sort of a zombie out of you being afraid. I mean you want to be free, don’t you? And how can you if you are scared? That’s prison. Fear’s a jailer. Mind now, I’m not a

professor on the subject. I just found it out for myself. But that’s what I think.”


“If you’re afraid of anything, why not take a chance and do the thing you fear. Sometimes it’s the only way to get over being afraid.”


“Let each man hear his own music and live by it. The drums roll one way for one man, I guess, and another way for another. You have to listen to your own.”


“In life quality is what counts, not quantity.”


“The true meaning of America, you ask? It’s in a Texas rodeo, in a policeman’s badge, in the sound of laughing children, in a political rally, in a newspaper… In all these things, and many more, you’ll find America. In all these things, you’ll find freedom. And freedom is what America means to the world. And to me.”


“Lead from the front.”


Read More >




















On This 13th Anniversary of 9/11 A Few Members of Coaches Hot Seat Wish They Could Tell Every American That Gives A Damn About Their Country A

Few Things About the Middle East - THINK



Around this 13 th anniversary of 9/11 the members of Coaches Hot Seat that debate a Helluva lot of things amongst ourselves that often has nothing to do with the game of football on a daily basis and especially the CHS members that spent years in the Middle East serving in the US Military wish that they could tell every American that gives a Damn about their country and what kind of world their children are going to grow up in what drives much of what happens and what Americans see in the media that is going on in the Middle East at any given moment.

Put this thought uppermost in your mind when you see the madness of the Middle East being broadcast into your homes via American and the international media:

There are a Helluva lot of people in the Middle East that are both friends and foes of the United States of America that have been for two-plus decades (roughly since the Berlin Wall came down in the Fall of 1989) and are today scared to the death that America will disengage from the Middle East and with that disengagement will come chaos, death, carnage and destruction on a scale not seen in modern human history which will overthrow many despotic and brutal regimes in the region in the process.

What in the Hell does the above mean exactly?

Well, it is the opinion of the members of Coaches Hot Seat.....


Read More >



































































Shop the World's Largest Golf Store - Golfsmith


Bass Pro Shops - Free Shipping on Orders of $75+ with Code SHIP75




Web Hosting at InMotion Hosting - the #1 destination for headwear


Free Shipping


 Bloomberg Businessweek








Locations of visitors to this page