“Winners act like winners before they’re winners…The culture precedes positive results. It doesn’t get tacked on as an afterthought on your way to the victory stand. Champions behave like champions before they’re champions; they have a winning standard of performance before their winners.” Bill Walsh
“Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere.” Carl Sagan
Week 2 is done and what a Helluva Weekend of College Football it was and now it’s onto Week 3 and let’s bring out the Great Johnny Cash to give these Hot Seat Coaches Hell….Give Em Hell Johnny!
Thanks Mr. Cash!
1. Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – There’s a lot of numbers one can look at when it comes to Jimbo Fisher’s tenure at Texas A&M but one record that is startling considering the amount of $$$ that Jimbo is being paid in College Station is this one >
Record Against FBS Teams With .500+ Records
20 – 20
Jimbo’s Overall Records at A&M not much better >
Overall: 40 – 22
SEC: 23 – 18
This is Texas A&M and Jimbo Fisher is being paid Extraordinary Amounts of $$$ and has been given EVERYTHING one could wish for to win football games and yet in Jimbo’s 62 nd football game in College Station the Aggies went to Miami and got…
Totally Dominated!
We long ago gave up on anyone in College Station or Aggieland taking Winning seriously because it’s clearly not something that matters and it’s great timing that Texas is coming into the SEC Conference and no doubt the Horns will go back to Totally Dominating the Aggies in Every Damn Way because you see now…
Winning isn’t that important at Texas A&M and it’s a Total Damn Disgrace but again…Fully Expected…it’s Texas A&M after all!
Howdy!
2. Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – New Mexico got a win over FCS Tennessee Tech in Week 2 and in Week 3 the Lobos have a chance to get on a mini-roll of sorts with a home game against New Mexico State and a game at UMass the next week and if Gonzales is going to get this thing turned around then this is THE MOMENT to perform!
3. Butch Jones, Arkansas State – Arkansas State lost to Memphis 37 – 3 in Week and 2 and Butch Jones records at ASU now stand at >
Overall: 5 – 20
Sun Belt: 2 – 14
That’s enough said on the situation with Butch Jones at Arkansas State!
4. Jeff Hafley, Boston College – BC almost lost to Holy Cross in Week 2 after losing to Northern Illinois in Week 1 and Jeff Hafley is hanging on by a thread with 10 games looming that all are going to be tough games to win the way the Eagles are playing >
Florida State
At Louisville
Virgina
At Army
At Georgia Tech
UConn
At Syracuse
Virginia Tech
At Pitt
Miami
This is going to be a long season on Chestnut Hill…a very long season!
5. Neal Brown, West Virginia – Talk about BIG Football Games this Saturday’s Backyard Brawl between Pitt and West Virginia is a BIG One for Neal Brown who really cannot lose this game and drop to 1 – 2 on the season and really think he will be back to coach the Mountaineers in 2023!
In 5 seasons at West Virginia Brown is sitting on records of…
Overall: 22 – 26
Big 12: 14 – 21
…and has a Big 12 slate after the Pitt game that looks like losses around each and every corner >
Texas Tech
At TCU
At Houston
Oklahoma State
At UCF
BYU
At Oklahoma
Cincinnati
At Baylor
Geez…first up though…Brown has gotta beat Pitt on Saturday…he’s just gotta!
6. Billy Napier, Florida – Billy Napier acts like he has all the time in the world to turn around the Florida football program and in 5, 6, or 7 years from now when the Gators make it to the SEC Championship Game all that time given to Billy Boy will be vindicated and….FULL DAMN STOP…
Memo to Billy Boy Napier: The clock is ticking Son and your ass loses to Tennessee on Saturday with what Gators got left on the schedule in 2023 after the Vols…
Charlotte
At Kentucky
Vanderbilt
At South Carolina
Georgia
Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State
…the clock will have Struck Midnight and your ass is DONE so go ahead and turn the gas grill off because the Napier era is over in Gainesville, and we all know what time it would be…Yep…
Prime Time in Gainesville!
Billy Boy has gotta beat Tennessee on Saturday or the folks with the $$$ around the University of Florida will be holding and meeting to end all this Damn Nonsense…and quick!
7. Dave Aranda, Baylor – After the home loss to Utah on Saturday Dave Aranda is now…
3 – 8
…in his last 11 games with the Bears and this Rolling Total Disaster in Waco is really just getting started because if you can’t beat a Utah team with lots of its star players out at home then how in Hell you gonna win many games at all playing in the Big 12 this season Son?
Here’s what left for Baylor in 2023 >
Long Island University = Cupcake
Texas
At UCF
Texas Tech
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia
Got Dave Aranda is about to post a 2 nd straight losing season and Baylor Bears football is going right into the Damn river by their football stadium without a chance in Hell of getting out anytime soon?
That would be a BIG YES!
8. Brent Pry, Virginia Tech – Can someone please explain to us what in the Hell is the point of Brent Pry being the Head Football Coach at Virginia Tech when a Drunk Bozo the Clown making $27.50 a year could have run a Hokies football field out on the field against Purdue and produced the same Crapola that Virginia Tech did last Saturday in Blacksburg?
You have no good answer to that question?
Good your ass is SANE then!
In his 2 nd season at Virginia Tech Brent Pry’s records are now..
Overall: 4 – 8
ACC: 1 – 6
…and seriously…
It looks like the Hokies players are coaching themselves with No Damn Coaching Staff at All!
Again we ask…what in the Hell is Brent Pry doing in Blacksburg besides Not One Damn Thing?
The Hokies have left in 2023….
At Rutgers
At Marshall
Pitt
At Florida State
Wake Forest
Syracuse
At Louisville
At Boston College
NC State
At Virginia
Damn…the Hokies are going to post a 2 nd straight losing season aren’t they and since this football team looks…
Totally Un-Coached
…they will have to run Brent Pry right out of town come early December…
Right?
If you said Right then your ass is SANE!
9. Ken Wilson, Nevada – Talk about a Total Damn Disaster Ken Wilson has a Total Damn Disaster going at Nevada right now and since we live close by at Lake Tahoe we are watching this Total Damn Disaster unfold in-person and it’s…
Worse than a Total Damn Disaster for Nevada Football!
Ken Wilson is in his 2 nd season at Nevada and is sitting on records of…
Overall: 2 – 12
MWC: 0 – 8
…and Nevada has left to play in 2023 games against…
Kansas
At Texas State
At Fresno State
UNLV
At San Diego State
New Mexico
Hawaii
At Utah State
At Colorado State
Wyoming
Damn….maybe Nevada can win a couple of games in 2023 against New Mexico and Hawaii at home but really now…
This season is going to be a Total Damn Disaster and Nevada AD Stephanie Rempe who came to Nevada from LSU will be looking for a new Head Football Coach in a couple of months!
10. Mario Cristobal, Miami – OK…OK…Miami beat Texas A&M on Saturday but come on now…
Bozo the Clown could beat Jimbo’s Aggies Football Team
…so Mario is still on the Hot Seat and if the Hurricanes are gonna do something in 2023 then the Tale Will Be Told with some interesting games coming up soon but not before a couple of Cupcake games…
Bethune-Cookman
At Temple
Georgia Tech
At North Carolina
Clemson
Virginia
At NC State
At FSU
Louisville
At Boston College
Really now…Miami should be 5 – 0 when they head to play North Carolina in Chapel Hill on October 14 and then host Now Weakling Clemson which is now in Total Chaos under Dabo and Hardly Existing Virginia so Hell…
Mario should be able to get off the Hot Seat here which will take 8 Wins Minimum because this is…
Miami after all!
11. Brent Venables, Oklahoma – If they don’t have a mess on the field at Oklahoma they will create a mess off the field with Art Briles in Norman and messes seems to be the order of the day when it comes to the Brent Venables era at OU but Hey Now the Sooners at 2 – 0 and they have a fascinating game at Tulsa on Saturday that…should be a Win…but you just never know with Venables and these Sooners and they Gotta Win This Game because of what’s left on the 2023 schedule >
At Tulsa
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Texas in Dallas
UCF
At Kansas
At Oklahoma State
West Virginia
At BYU
TCU
Oklahoma SHOULD Win 10 Games in 2023…SHOULD…will the Sooners Win 10 Games in 2023?
Probably Not but anything less than 8 Wins and Venables is fired Right?
Right!
12. Mike Bloomgren, Rice – You gotta wonder how long Dana Holgorsen can hold on in Houston losing to teams like Rice but Rice got the win over the Cougars on Saturday and Mike Bloomgren’s records in 6 seasons at Rice now stand at…
Overall: 17 – 40
Conference: 12 – 25
That’s Not Good but this is Rice and the Owls have left in 2023 >
Texas Southern
At South Florida
East Carolina
UConn
At Tulsa
Tulane
SMU
At UTSA
At Charlotte
Florida Atlantic
Really now…Rice should get to at least a .500 record in 2023 so Bloomgren can get his ass off the Hot Seat but looking at the above schedule we would guess the Owls finish at…
4 – 8 or 5 – 7 maybe?
Let’s Play Football!
“America was not built on fear. America was built on courage, on imagination and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand.” Harry S Truman
“I do the very best I know how – the very best I can; and I mean to keep on doing so until the end.” Abraham Lincoln
“In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.” Dwight D. Eisenhower
“How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That’s how you win.” Bum Phillips
“Audacity is a tactical weapon. Nine times out of ten it will throw the enemy off balance and confuse him.” Audie Murphy
“The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. The fears are paper tigers. You can do anything you decide to do. You can act to change and control your life; and the procedure, the process is its own reward.” Amelia Earhart
Week 1 is now in the books and with an Epic Week 2 of College Football os looming so let’s take a look at the Coaches feeling the heat as we really get this 2023 CFB Season underway.
Please come on out and give these Coaches Hell Johnny Cash!
Thanks Johnny!
1. Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – With the opening season loss to Texas A&M Danny Gonzales is now sitting on records of…
Overa ll: 7 – 25
MWC: 3 – 20
…which ain’t gonna get things done in Albuquerque and the next 3 games against…
Tennessee Tech
New Mexico State
At UMass
…is an opportunity for the Lobos to get some wins on the board.
Recommend you win these next 3 games Son before the trip to Wyoming on September 30!
2. Butch Jones, Arkansas State – With the opening season destruction of Arkansas State by Oklahoma Butch Jones is now sitting on records of…
Overall: 5 – 20
Sun Belt: 2 – 14
…and those are the kind of records will get you fired from Every Football Job in America and either Butch Jones will start winning some football games or he will be back in Tuscaloosa cleaning out closets for Nick!
Arkansas State’s next 3 games…
Memphis
Stony Brook
Southern Miss
You need to win ALL 3 of these games at home Son!
3. Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – We got a Humdinger of a Hot Seat vs. Hot Seat match-up in Week 2 with Jimbo Fisher vs Mario Cristobal and the Loser moving on up and the Winner loving life because the heat will be turned down…a bit…and really now this is a game that Jimbo Fisher in his 6 th season in Aggieland against a Very Average Miami team has…
Got To Damn Win!
Jimbo Fisher is now sitting on records with Aggies of…
Overall: 40 – 21
SEC: 23 – 18
…which is borderline what Drunk Bozo the Clown could do with all the resources given to a Coach in College Station and if the Aggies did lose this game to Miami look at what the Aggies have left in 2023 >
La. Monroe
Auburn
Arkansas in Dallas
At Alabama
Tennessee
South Carolina
At Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Abilene Christian
At LSU
This is Texas A&M so in his 6 th season Jimbo Fisher should have the Aggies rolling with 10+ Wins so there better Damn be 10 Wins on the board after the LSU game in late November but come on now…
Aggies have proved in recent years they will accept Total Mediocrity and Yell Out…
Howdy and Be Happy!
Texas A&M Football = We Are Damn Mediocre and will pay a Coach $10M A Year and Be Happy!
Got Worthless Candy Asses haven’t a Damn Clue what America is all about?
Yep…that’s the Aggies now!
4. Jeff Hafley, Boston College – In his 4 th season at Boston College Jeff Hafley is sitting on records of…
Overall: 15 – 21
ACC: 9 – 17
…and after an opening season home loss to Northern Illinois 6 Wins is Mandatory to hang onto this BC job with these games left on the schedule >
Holy Cross
Florida State
At Louisville
Virginia
At Army
At Georgia Tech
UConn
At Syracuse
Virgina Tech
At Pitt
Miami
How in the Hell does BC win 6 games against those teams when they cannot beat Northern Illinois at home in Week 1?
No Clue!
5. Neal Brown, West Virginia – With an opening season loss to Penn State things are getting darker in West Virginia for Neal Brown now sitting on records of…
Overall: 22 – 26
Big 12: 14 – 21
….and that ain’t gonna get it done at WVU and the Mountaineers have a Helluva Tough Schedule left to play in 2023 >
Duquesne
Pitt
Texas Tech
At TCU
At Houston
Oklahoma State
At UCF
BYU
At Oklahoma
Cincinnati
At Baylor
West Virginia will have a tough time getting to 6 Wins with that schedule and even just 6 Wins would probably be Turn Out the Lights on the Brown era in Morgantown.
6. Mario Cristobal, Miami – Mario Cristobal is being paid $10M+ a year to Win Football Games at Miami and there are…
No Damn Excuses for Mario
…making that kind of $$$ who in Year 2 is now sitting on records of…
Overall: 6 – 7
ACC: 3 – 5
…with a schedule in 2023 that the Canes should win 10 Games Minimum…
Miami (OH)
Texas A&M
Bethune-Cookman
At Temple
Georgia Tech
At North Carolina
Clemson
Virginia
At NC State
At FSU
Louisville
At Boston College
If Miami is going to Win 10 Games in 2023 then they gotta beat Texas A&M at home so don’t lose this game at home to the Aggies Mario!
7. Brent Venables, Oklahoma – Oklahoma is Oklahoma and Lincoln Riley didn’t have a problem winning immediately at OU and Brent Venables took over a Rolling Sooners Football Program and is now sitting on records of…
Overall: 7 – 7
Big 12: 3 – 6
…and with the SEC looming in 2024 Brent Venables better get this whole thing figured out this season because it will only get tougher in the next and now at 1 – 0 after a Cupcake Game in Week 1 the Sooners have left to play >
SMU
At Tulsa
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Texas – Dallas
UCF
At Kansas
At Oklahoma State
West Virginia
At BYU
TCU
If Venables cannot Win 10 Games with that schedule his ass WILL HAVE NO DAMN CHANCE when the Sooners get the SEC!
8. Billy Napier, Florida – A couple of us at Coaches Hot Seat were at Steve Spurrier’s 1 st game at Florida in 1990 and HBC didn’t exactly take over a great situation in Gainesville but he got the Gators rolling early and that’s what Billy Napier is gonna have to do too or this…
Billy Boy building a monument to his ideas and ego in Gainesville
…gonna be over before it ever gets out of the gate!
There is NO TIME to hire up a Zillion People and build something that might be good 5 years from now because what Deion Sanders has proved…
Your Ass Can Win Year 1
…and right now sitting on records of…
Overall: 6 – 8
SEC: 3 – 5
….this is quickly turning into a Raging Dumpster Fire in Gainesville that better be put out and quick or the entire Florida Athletics Building that was involved in hiring Billy Boy gonna find themselves out of a job!
After the opening season loss to Utah which was Totally Expected by us the Gators have left in 2023…
McNeese
Tennessee
Charlotte
At Kentucky
Vanderbilt
At South Carolina
Georgia in Jacksonville
Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State
Damn…can the Gators even get 6 Wins in 2023?
You think that Vols game in Gainesville on September 16 is big to the future of Billy Napier at Florida?
BEYOND BIG!
9. Mel Tucker, Michigan State – Mel Tucker is making $9M+ a season coaching Michigan State so his ass…
Better Damn Be Performing at a High Level
…and records of….
Overall: 19 – 14
Big Ten: 12 – 13
…are Sub Bozo the Clown in the same position numbers and that’s why Mel better perform in 2023 or the Michigan State folks gonna have to choose between….
Writing A Big Check to end this Damn Mediocrity or Letting the Damn Mediocrity continue!
Now at 1 – 0 the Spartans have left in 2023…
Richmond
Washington
Maryland
At Iowa
At Rutgers
Michigan
At Minnesota
Nebraska
At Ohio State
At Indiana
Penn State
…is 7 Wins even on the table in 2023?
It should be 8 Wins EASY so let’s see what the $9M+ Coach can do because…
Your Ass Is Getting Paid Big Time So Damn Perform at a Level above Bozo the Clown Son!
10. Dave Aranda, Baylor – The Stanford folks at Coaches Hot Seat have seen the movie now unfolding in Waco, Texas before with David Shaw at Stanford >
A Nice Guy who won some football games who refused to see the world as it is and thus…
Totally Destroyed A Football Program at Stanford!
Dave Aranda is following the same path as David Shaw sitting on his Lazy Ass expecting what he did in the past to work in the future and it was No Surprise to see Aranda bewildered after Baylor’s opening season loss to Texas State at home because you see now…
Dave Aranda Lives in a Total Fantasyworld!
The Real Question for the folks at Baylor is are they going to let Dave Aranda be a Total Lazy Ass and…
Totally Destroy Baylor Football
…like David Shaw did at Stanford or is someone going to call Dave into their office and say…
Get Off Your Lazy Ass Dave and Get To Work Son and if you don’t we are going to run your ass right out of Waco before you Destroy this Football Program!
Since winning the Big 12 in 2021 Dave Aranda’s record is…
6 – 8
…but it’s even worse than that because in his last 10 games Aranda’s record is…
3 – 7
…and here’s what the Bears have coming right at them in 2023 >
Utah
Long Island University
Texas
At UCF
Texas Tech
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia
If things continue along as they now going with Baylor Football they will NOT win 6 Games this season so…
Memo to Dave Aranda: Get off your Damn Lazy Ass Son and Don’t Destroy Baylor Football and if you do you will deserve to be run right out of Waco and NEVER be a Head Coach again!
11. Mike Bloomgren, Rice – In 6 Seasons at Rice Mike Bloomgren’s records stand at…
Overall: 16 – 40
Conference: 12 – 25
After an opening game loss to Texas the Houston Cougs are up next so that’s 0 – 2 and that’s enough said on the situation at Rice!
12. Tom Allen, Indiana – The Hoosiers looked pretty decent in their opening season loss to Ohio State and 0 – 1 Indiana has left in 2023 >
Indiana State
Louisville in Indianapolis
Akron
At Maryland
At Michigan
Rutgers
At Penn State
Wisconsin
At Illinois
Michigan State
At Purdue
6 Wins is Very Doable for Indiana in 2023 and it’s Really Doable if the Hoosiers can win their next 3 games including a Big Game against Louisville in Indianapolis!
Let’s Play Football!
“The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses – behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights.” Muhammad Ali
“You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity in each moment. Fools stand on their island of opportunities and look toward another land. There is no other land; there is no other life but this.” Henry David Thoreau
“Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.” William James
“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.” Jimmy Buffett
“The key to winning is poise under stress.” Paul Brown
“The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.” Jimmy Johnson
“As a coach, your high standards of performance, attention to detail and – above all – how hard you work set the stage for how your players perform.” Don Shula
“You might reduce Lombardi’s coaching philosophy to a single sentence: In any game, you do the things you do best and you do them over and over and over.” George Halas
“You can’t control people. You must understand them. You have to know where they’re coming from, their beliefs and values, what turns them off, what they’re against.” Hayden Fry
“The key to a winning season is focusing on one opponent at a time. Winning one week at a time. Never look back and never look ahead.” Chuck Noll
“A coach is someone who tells you what you don’t want to hear, who has you see what you don’t want to see, so you can be who you have always known you could be.” Tom Landry
“No coach, no matter how successful, ever completely escapes the pressure of winning.” John McKay
Welcome Back to Giving Hot Seat Coaches Hell in the 2023 College Football Season Johnny! We Love You Son!
Thanks Mr. Cash!
#1 Hot Seat – Jimbo Fisher – Texas A&M
Jimbo Fisher is entering his 6 th season coaching at Texas A&M and is sitting on records of…
Overall: 39 – 21
SEC: 23 – 18
…and after 6 seasons is when Kevin Sumlin got run out of College Station with records of..
Overall: 51 – 26
SEC: 25 – 23
…and those 2 Coaches Winning % now at >
Fisher = .650
Sumlin = .662
What then lies ahead in Year 6 for Jimbo in Aggieland….
Will it be Jimbo’s Alamo which with a repeat of another Disaster by the Aggies lead to Jimbo and everyone else involved in giving him that Totally Absurd contract see their asses get run right out of College Station?
Let’s go to the Aggies 2023 schedule to find out!
New Mexico
At Miami
La. Monroe
Auburn
Arkansas in Dallas
Alabama
At Tennessee
South Carolina
At Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Abilene Christian
At LSU
Well…right off the bat we know for Damn sure that Jim Bowie who didn’t play or coach a down of football in his life before he met his fate at the Alamo in March 1836 would…
Win 6 Games Coaching the Aggies in 2023
….so how many games will Jimbo post with Bobby Boy calling the offensive plays…or maybe not calling the plays?
Our guess is the Aggies are sitting on 7 Wins when they head to Baton Rouge on November 25 to play LSU who will be really fired-up to avenge that loss in College Station last season and can Jimbo Fisher survive going…
7 – 5
…in his 6 th year at Texas A&M sitting on an Overall Record in 6 seasons coaching the Aggies of…
46 – 26 .639
Well now…it would cost the Aggies $77M Large to send Jimbo’s ass packing and if your ass willing to accept a .650 winning percentage what’s a .639 winning percentage to worry about…
It’s Texas A&M = Where Our Asses Are Average As Hell And Proud of It and We Give Out Total Dumbass Contracts Too! Howdy!
Let’s Play Football!
“Discipline to me is sacrifice; it’s willingness to give up something you want to do, so you can better yourself.” Bobby Bowden
Give these Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny!
Thank You Mr. Cash!
#2 Hot Seat – Danny Gonzales, New Mexico
We haven’t a Damn Clue why Danny Gonzales hasn’t been more successful as Head Coach at his alma mater New Mexico, but whatever the Hell is going on…
It Ain’t Good…It Ain’t Good At All!
Overall: 7 – 24
MWC: 3 – 20
Certainly Gonzales has had Great Success as a Defensive Coordinator at San Diego State and Arizona State, but something is really messed-up at UNM and either it will get fixed in 2023 or they will be looking for a new Head Football Coach in Albuquerque come December!
Let’s take a look at New Mexico’s 2023 schedule to see where this thing is going >
At Texas A&M
Tennessee Tech
New Mexico State
At UMass
At Wyoming
San Jose State
Hawaii
At Nevada
UNLV
At Boise State
At Fresno State
Utah State
Come on now….in Year 3 at New Mexico there’s just No Damn Excuse to not win at least 6 Games with the above schedule! Come on Danny…get off your ass Son and start winning some football games!
Let’s Play Football!
We love you Johnny Cash and we would love to hear some Ring of Fire!
Thanks Johnny!
#3 Hot Seat – Butch Jones – Arkansas State
After the 2016 college football season Butch Jones was coming off his 2 nd straight 9 Win season at Tennessee and although 9 Wins at Tennessee isn’t Great it’s Not Too Bad of Football, but since 2016 Ole Butch has seen his career go downhill in a Helluva hurry with a 4 – 6 record in 2017, a few years on Nick Saban’s staff at Alabama, and now 2 seasons at Arkansas State where he has posted records of…
2 – 10 and 3 – 9
The folks at Arkansas State aren’t going to tolerate another 2 or 3 win season and really not going to tolerate Butch being around in 2024 unless he takes the Red Wolves to a bowl game this year and with that in mind let’s take a look at Arkansas State’s 2023 schedule >
At Oklahoma
Memphis
Stony Brook
Southern Miss
At UMass
At Troy
Coastal Carolina
At La. Monroe
Louisiana
At South Alabama
Texas State
At Marshall
Really now….if Butch Jones can’t Win 6 Games with that schedule in Year 3 on the job at Arkansas State….
Oh Where Oh Where Are You Johnny Cash? There you are!
Thanks Mr. Cash!
#4 Hot Seat – Mario Cristobal – Miami
If you look at the 4 Head Coaches of the Miami Hurricanes that preceded Mario Cristobal in Coral Gables that either got fired or left because they didn’t like how things were being run at the school, you quickly see why Mario Cristobal better get the Good Ship Canes righted and quick because that 5 – 7 record that Mario put up in Year 1 wasn’t not only tolerated in the past….
ALL of those 4 Miami Head Coaches had Winning Records and are gone from the school!
Randy Shannon: 28 – 22
Al Golden: 32 – 25
Mark Richt: 26 – 12
Manny Diaz: 21 – 15
Mario Cristobal: 5 – 7
Oh Mario your ass better get things moving and QUICK Son or you are going to get your ass run right out of Miami and that brings us to the Canes 2023 schedule >
Miami (OH)
Texas A&M
Bethune-Cookman
At Temple
Georgia Tech
At North Carolina
Clemson
Virginia
At NC State
At Florida State
Louisville
At Boston College
Well…right off the bat we see that Bozo the Clown would win 7 Games Minimum coaching Miami in 2023 but how many games will Mario Win?
Well, he better Damn Win 8+ Games for starters but if we had to put $$$ down on the barrel-top on how many games that Miami will Win in 2023 we go with…
7 or 8
It Better Damn Be 8+ Wins Mario!
Let’s Play Football
We are looking for the Great Johnny Cash to step right up and sing us some of his Ring of Fire!
Thanks Johnny!
#5 Hot Seat – Neal Brown – West Virginia
West Virginia isn’t an easy coaching gig being in the Big 12 Conference and having to travel so much to play football games but by our reckoning a Head Coach at WVU should average…
7.5 Wins A Season
…or be considered for the Hot Seat and in 4 years at West Virginia Neal Brown has won…
22 Games
….with Records of…
Overall: 22 – 25
Big 12: 14 – 21
Got Roaring Hot Seat for Neal Brown?
The Good Folks of West Virginia are only going to tolerate Mediocre Football for “X” amount of time and “X” happens to be Year 5 in Neal Brown’s case so either Neal performs in 2023 or they will be looking for a new Head Coach in Morgantown which brings us to the Mountaineers 2023 schedule >
At Penn State
Duquesne
Pitt
Texas Tech
At TCU
At Houston
Oklahoma State
At UCF
BYU
At Oklahoma
Cincinnati
At Baylor
Goodness that’s a TOUGH schedule and with Neal Brown needing 8 Wins Minimum to hang onto his job how in the world is West Virginia gonna Win 8 Games in 2023?
Our guess is WVU is sitting on 5 Wins when they travel to play at Baylor on November 25 and that ain’t gonna be a fun trip at all if that’s the case!
Let’s Play Football!
“The height of human desire is what wins, whether it’s on Normandy Beach or in Ohio Stadium.” Woody Hayes
