“Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival.” Winston Churchill
“Fun is one of the most important – and underrated – ingredients in any successful venture. If you’re not having fun, then it’s probably time to call it quits and try something else.” Richard Branson
Post Week 11 of the 2023 CFB Season is done and that’s just Not Believable but onto Week 12 we go!
The Coaches Hot Seat Member who normally writes the Coaches Hot Seat Rankings Analysis each week during the season is traveling in Europe on business so wasn’t here last week to do the Post Week 10 write-up and he’s not back yet as he is still working to drum-up more business on the Continent so we have a pinch-hitter at the plate and believe this is usually the spot we bring out the Great Johnny Cash to give these Hot Seat Coaches Hell so come on out Johnny!
1. Tom Allen, Indiana – Tom Allen is a Good Man who has done a decent job at Indiana but with 3 Straight Losing Seasons now locked-in we doubt Tom will survive to coach the Hoosiers in 2024 but what in Hell do we know?
With the loss to the Illini on Saturday the Hoosiers are now 3 – 7 with games left against…
Michigan State At Purdue
Hell…both those games are Winnable so let’s see if you can win the them Tom and Good Luck to You Coach!
2. Sam Pittman, Arkansas – Sam Pittman also a Good Man who has gotten behind the 8-Ball at Arkansas and we not are not quite sure why the Hogs weren’t ready to play Auburn at home after a Big Win over the Gators on the road but a devastating and disastrous loss to Florida leaves Arkansas at 3 – 7 with games left against…
FIU Missouri
Hell….Arkansas can win both those games and finish at 5 – 7 and maybe Sam can get this thing straightened-out in the offseason but what in the Hell do we know?
3. Billy Napier, Florida – It’s hard to know what to make of Billy Napier at Florida who has Severely Underperformed with the Gators compared to recent Florida Head Coaches and here’s how recent UF Coaches done in their first 2 years on the job realizing Billy Boy now sitting on record of…
11 – 12
Gators HCs after 2 seasons >
Dan Mullen: 21 – 5 Jim McElwain: 19 – 8 Will Muschamp: 15 – 11 Urban Meyer: 22 – 4 Ron Zook: 16 – 10 Steve Spurrier: 19 – 4 Galen Hall: 17 – 1 – 1
That’s why Billy has been nothing short of a Total Disaster and we haven’t a clue what we would do if we hired as AD at Florida tomorrow besides sitting down with Napier and finding out…
Just what in the Hell is going on here Son?
Florida is now at 5 – 5 on the season has left in 2023…
At Mizzou Florida State
That looks like 5 – 7 to us and that would leave Napier’s 2-year record at Florida at…
11 – 14
What in the Hell is going on in Gainesville exactly to cause that and for the life of us and we cannot think of 1 Damn Reason why this could possibly happen but then what in the Hell do we know?
4. Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – In 4 seasons at New Mexico Danny Gonzales records are >
Overall: 10 – 31 MWC: 4 – 25
Enough said on that.
5. Dave Aranda, Baylor – In Dave Aranda’s last 14 games his record is…
3 – 11
3 and Freaking 11!
What in the Hell is going on in Waco exactly?
Aranda’s Records at Baylor >
Overall: 23 – 23 Big 12: 15 – 19
That’s just Damn Pitiful and 3 – 7 Bears have left in 2023 >
At TCU West Virginia
That looks like 3 – 9 to us and that’s just Damn Pitiful and is driven by an Arrogance that Dave Aranda believes he knows more about the Game of Football than anyone else on Earth, in our humble opinion, and not surprisingly the Baylor Bears are getting their asses handed to them which is not surprising to us at all!
6. Ken Wilson, Nevada – With the loss to Utah State on Saturday Nevada’s record in 2023 dropped to 2 – 8 and Head Coach Ken Wilson’s Records at UNR now stand at >
Overall: 4 – 18 MWC: 2 – 12
Nevada has left this season games against…
At Colorado State Wyoming
That looks like 2 – 10 to us and enough said on that!
7. Dana Holgorsen, Houston – Saturday’s home loss to a Hapless Cincinnati team was Holgorsen’s 57 th game as the Head Coach at Houston and if that’s what your ass is going to put on the field in your 57 th game at a job like Houston paying your ass $3M+ a season then your ass should be fired on the field right after the game!
Now at 4 – 6 on the season for Houston with games left against…
Oklahoma State At UCF
…Holgorsen may very well end up with Another Losing Season at Houston which be…
3 Losing Seasons in 5 Years on the job!
What in the Hell?
Hell, that’s worse than Jimbo Fisher and Fisher’s ass just got run out of College Station even though he had a $77M buyout!
8. Zach Arnett, Mississippi State – What we don’t get about Zach Arnett’s tenure at Mississippi State is just why in the Hell with a returning QB who is very Damn good QB running The Pirate’s system why change to an offense different from the one that Mike Leach had such great success with in Starkville?
It Just Makes No Damn Sense At All!
With the destruction of the Bulldogs by Texas A&M that leaves Miss State at 4 – 6 on the year with games left against…
Southern Miss Ole Miss
We would Highly Recommend Zach winning both of these games if he wants to hold onto his job and for Damn sure if we were hiring a Head Coach at Mississippi State we would find a Coach that could run an up-tempo offense that was the same or something similar to what The Pirate ran in Starkville because that’s the…
Only Damn Way at MSU Your Ass Is Winning in the SEC Conference folks!
9. Lincoln Riley, USC – You have to wonder…
Is Lincoln Riley just a Damn Moron, is he just Very Stubborn, or is the Boy just a Damn Moron because Everyone with a 2+ IQ saw that the Trojans Defense cost USC a shot at a National Title last season but Ole Lincoln Boy comes back with…
Same DC with Same Crapola Defense and has to run that DC in the middle of the season because of that Same Crapola Defense!
What exactly is your ass thinking Riley or does your ass even know 2 + 2 and/or that your ass has to play Some Kind of Damn Defense to Win Something Son?
USC has now lost 4 of their last 5 games and shoulda have lost at Cal and could have easily lost to Arizona and Colorado too because of that…
Same Crapola Defense
…and now the 7 – 4 Trojans who Bozo the Clown could have coached to 10 Wins Minimum have left in 2023…
UCLA
…at the Coliseum and the Bruins are playing Crapola Football too as well so this should be a Humdinger of a Game with the Losing Head Coach having his ass launched onto the…
Face of the Sun Hot Seat!
10. Mario Cristobal, Miami – In 2 seasons at Miami Mario Cristobal is now sitting on a record of…
11 – 11
…and the 6 – 4 Canes have games left against…
Louisville At Boston College
…this season and Hell Miami could easily lose both of those games and here are Miami HCs records after 2 seasons on the job >
Manny Diaz: 14 – 10 Mark Richt: 19 – 7 Al Golden: 13 – 11 Randy Shannon: 12 – 13 Larry Coker: 24 – 1 Butch Davis: 17 – 6 Dennis Erickson: 21 – 3 Jimmy Johnson: 18 – 7 Howard Schnellenberger: 14 – 9
Hell….Mario Cristobal could end up with the Worst Damn First 2 Years of a Head Coach in Modern Miami Football History and save us the Horseshit that Mario took over a worse situation than some of the above Coaches!
That’s Absolute Crapola and for Mario to claim that is Total Horseshit and how a Damn Loser talks!
It’s Miami Son! Quit Crying and Coach Your Damn Team and Earn that $10M a season or resign but whichever….Quit Your Damn Crying and Excuse-Making your Prima Donna Piece of Crapola who hasn’t done…
1 Damn Thing In Your Entire Life to have EARNED the Right to Coach Miami and you get the job anyway and cry to anyone and everyone that your ass took over a disaster!
That’s Horseshit!
11. Butch Jones, Arkansas State – Butch Jones in 3 seasons at Arkansas State >
Overall: 10 – 24 Sun Belt: 5 – 17
Oh the 5 – 5 Red Wolves have left in 2023…
Texas State At Marshall
We Highly Recommend Butch beat Texas State on Saturday and Marshall on November 25!
12. Matt Rhule, Nebraska – Tell you what we are Damn Tired Of here at Coaches Hot Seat >
Coaches making $9M+ a year and putting teams on the field that perform like Total Crapola as if…
Their Asses Are Not Even Coached at All
…which is the way that Nebraska played against Maryland at home on Saturday!
Just what in the Hell is your ass doing all week Matt because if you are going to claim that You and the Nebraska Coaches were actually Coaching the Huskers last week in the run-up to the Terps game…
All Your Damn Asses should be fired Right Damn Now!
Memo to Matt Rhule > Get off Your Lazy Damn Ass and Start Coaching Nebraska and if your ass isn’t interested in Coaching the Huskers then your ass needs to be run out of Lincoln as well and this time the folks at Nebraska can hire…
Bozo the Clown because at least Bozo’s ass would show up and Do His Damn Job which your ass is not doing Son!
$9M+ a year and your ass loses at home to a Pitiful Maryland team….Geez…
Matt Rhule’s ass should be fired tonight and put on Greyhound Bus to Loserville USA where his ass would be right at Damn Home!
The now 5 – 5 Huskers have left this season…
At Wisconsin Iowa
Got 5 – 7?
You gonna have it Nebraska fans because Matt Rhule’s ass ain’t gonna do Damn anything because if his ass actually showed up and worked the Nebraska team would…wait for it…
Show Up and Play Football!
Matt Rhule= Just Another Overpaid Worthless Excuse for a Head Coach who needs to get his Worthless Ass run and run out of football FOREVER!
“Winners embrace hard work. They love the discipline of it, the trade-off they’re making to win. Losers, on the other hand, see it as punishment. And that’s the difference.” Lou Holtz
“Enthusiasm is the yeast that makes your hopes shine to the stars. Enthusiasm is the sparkle in your eyes, the swing in your gait. The grip of your hand, the irresistible surge of will and energy to execute your ideas.” Henry Ford
“If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.” Will Rogers
“The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on.” Ulysses S. Grant
“All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” Arthur Schopenhauer
Week 9 of the College Football Season is already underway with a game on Halloween Night and that means we are late again in bringing out the Great Johnny Cash to give these Hot Seat Coaches Hell!
1. Tom Allen, Indiana – Our Expectations for Indiana Football are not very high…
6 Wins A Season and you Get 7 Wins = Great
Tom Allen the last 3 seasons at Indiana…
2021: 2 – 10 2022: 4 – 8 2023: 2 – 6
…is not so Great or even Good and that’s why Tom finds his ass on the #1 Hot Seat heading into the last quarter of the 2023 CFB Season.
At 2 – 6 Tom Allen needs a miracle of sorts to get to 6 Wins by running the table against…
Wisconsin At Illinois Michigan State At Purdue
….and it will Tough for the Hoosiers to win more than 2 of their last 4 games…in our humble opinion!
You might as well go down Fighting Like Hell Tom so Give Wisconsin Hoosier Hell!
2. Justin Wilcox, California – Cal really should have beat USC on Saturday in Berkeley but like so much of Justin Wilcox’s time at Cal the Bears came up on the short end of the Honey Pot yet again and that leaves Wilcox’s records at…
Overall: 33 – 41 Pac-12: 18 – 36
….and…
8 – 19
…in Pac-12 play the last 4 seasons!
Not Good…Not Good at all and 3 – 5 Cal now has left in 2023 >
At Oregon Washington State At Stanford At UCLA
That looks like 4 or 5 Wins at best in 2023 which would be the FOURTH straight sub .500 record for Wilcox and even at Cal….
That’s Not Good…Not Good At All!
3. Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – The Aggies got the Win over a severely overmatched and totally collapsing Beamer Boy South Carolina team to move to 5 – 3 on the season and now it’s back to Big Boy Football for A&M with a road trip at Ole Miss and let’s be honest here…
In Year 6 on the job at Texas A&M there is just No Damn Excuse for Texas A&M to EVER lose to Ole Miss on the Road, at Home, or Damn Anywhere Else and if the Aggies do lose this game to the Rebels that will tell us just where the Jimbo Fisher regime is at in College Station….
69 Games Into this Fiasco!
Lose to Ole Miss on Saturday and…
Texas A&M is No Damn Better Today than it was when Jimbo took over Texas A&M Football before the 2018 season so…
Don’t Lose This One Jimbo….but then if your ass keeps losing and you can Sit on Your Damn Ass Doing Nothing collecting $77M Large from the Aggie Faithful then Hell losing this game isn’t looking so bad now…is it?
You Got Stupid in this world then you got…Aggieland Stupid!
Aggieland Stupid makes Forrest Gump look like Mensa Member but then Gump NEVER be So Damn Stupid to given Jimbo Fisher this Totally Absurd Contract!
“Momma told me that the Aggies are like a Bunch of Damn Morons!”
Roll Tide!
4. Dana Holgorsen, Houston – Dana Holgorsen is in his FIFTH Season coaching Houston and so far has…
2 Winning Seasons 2 Losing Seasons
….and the Cougars right now at 3 – 5 on the season with these games left…
At Baylor Cincinnati Oklahoma State At UCF
…needs to win 3 of their last 4 games to avoid Holgorsen having…
2 Winning Seasons 3 Losing Seasons
Uhhhhhh…..3 Losing Seasons when your ass is being paid a Piss-Pot Amount of Money to Win Football Games would be….
Not Good….Not Good At All!
We need a Helluva Lot of Butter and Rolls out here Tilman so hop to it Son and Make It Quick!
5. Sam Pittman, Arkansas – Overall we would say that Sam Pittman has done a Pretty Decent Job at Arkansas against some Brutally Tough Schedules…especially out-of-conference games….tagged onto the already Tough SEC but we don’t determine the Hot Seat Level of CFB Head Coaches…the Fans of the Teams do…and right now the Hogs Fans are Pissed…Mighty Pissed…and now at 2 – 6 on the season after a Totally Inexcusable Home Loss to Mississippi State Pittman and the Hogs have reached a crossroads of sorts and it’s now…
Put Up Time or Unplug that Jukebox for Good!
Arkansas has left in 2023…
At Florida Auburn FIU Mizzou
…and there’s just No Damn Reason that the Hogs should go less than 2 – 2 in these last 4 games and even 3 – 1 should be achievable but let’s say the Hogs do go 3 – 1 and finish the season at…
5 – 7
…where would that leave Sam Pittman?
In a Very Damn Precarious Situation is where that would leave Sam so Give the Gators Hell in Gainesville like you Got Nothing To Lose because…
Your Ass Has Nothing To Lose Sam!
Great Luck!
6. Billy Napier, Florida – Talk about a Coach that has Nothing To Lose Ole Billy Boy Napier in his SECOND Season at Florida is now sitting on records of…
Overall: 11 – 10 SEC: 6 – 7
…and we talking about FLORIDA here not Podunk U and the 5 – 3 Gators have left in 2023 >
Arkansas At LSU At Missouri Florida State
We recommend HIGHLY that Billy Boy Napier not lose to Arkansas on Saturday because a Loss in this spot to the Hogs could lead to 4 Straight Losses to end the season and if that happens….really now…
Anything Could Happen and we mean ANYTHING!
7. Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – You would think almost 40 games into your tenure at New Mexico that your team be Humming Along and Playing Great Football but on Saturday night the Lobos went up to Reno and…
Got Their Asses handed to them by a 1 Win Nevada Team!
Pitiful…Just Pitiful and that now leaves Danny Gonzales record at New Mexico at…
Overall: 1 0 – 29 MWC: 4 – 23
Damn Pitiful…Just Damn Pitiful!
8. Dave Aranda, Baylor – Talk about Pitiful…44 Games into his tenure at Baylor Dave Aranda’s Bears cannot get up to play a Home Game against a struggling Iowa State team and that drops Baylor’s record in 2023 to…
3 – 5
….leaving 4 games against…
Houston At Kansas State At TCU West Virginia
…and Please Now…how in Hell is Baylor gonna win 3 of those last 4 games and get to We Are Mediocre As Hell Bowl Eligible?
Hell…if Baylor doesn’t show up against Houston and loses on Saturday the folks in Waco should just fire Aranda’s ass on the field after the game because this is…
OVER!
9. Dabo Swinney, Clemson – There’s a Helluva Lot that could be said about Dabo Swinney going after Clemson Fan Trevor on his radio call-in show Monday Night who dared to criticize…
King Dabo King of the Pompous Arrogant Ass Jerks who Loves to Cry, Cry, Cry and Not Take Any Damn Responsibility
….but we asked a psychiatrist friend of ours who doesn’t follow College Football and worked with a few of us in the President Ronald Reagan Administration to listen to Dabo’s retort to Clemson Fan Trevor and he says to us >
“This guy says “I” more than Donald Trump and Trump is the Most Conceited Pompous Arrogant Ass I ever seen not in a mental institution.”
Ain’t that the Damn Truth and now in this the 17 th season that Coaches Hot Seat has covered the Great Game of College Football we have really only pulled against and hoped he would lose while getting great joy when he got his ass handed to him and that was…
Cheeseburger Charlie Weis at Notre Dame and Kansas
#2 on the Short Damn List of Coaches that Coaches Hot Seat pulls against is now Dabo Swinney and this goes just way behind not liking someone because they believe…
Their Precious Asses Spun Up the Universe, Invented Everything from the Moon and Stars and the Universe including the Game of Football, and really seem to believe that ONLY THEIR ASSES can Win Football Games when…
Bozo the Clown could Win 10 Games A Season at Clemson and Notre Dame
….No…this goes way beyond all of that and is really a fight for…
Right vs Wrong
Good vs Damn Idiocy
Decency vs Total Worthless Arrogance
Dabo Swinney is on the WRONG side of ALL of the above if your ass raised by Parents who taught your ass that saying…
“I, I, I, I, I…I” a Zillion Times
…is WRONG and taking credit for Damn Everything and forgetting The Damn Players who Won all those Games Your Worthless Piece of Crapola Dabo and that’s why…
We Really Do Hope You Fail Miserably Dabo and Your Ass Is Run out of the Game of College Football and Sports in America because You Dabo are a….
Clear and Present Danger to Anyone You Are Coaching or Managing or Doing Damn Anything With
…and let’s just hope…
The Fighting Irish and All Future Clemson Opponents Beat the Living Hell out of Dabo “It’s All My Ass” Swinney!
Memo to Dabo Swinney >
Coach Paul “Bear” Bryant knew what Winning was all about Son and it’s our firm belief having 3 former Alabama Players who played for The Bear at Alabama the 1970s that Bear Bryant…
Would be Ashamed of Your Worthless Ass today Son
….in our humble opinion!
Go to Hell Dabo You “I, I, I, I, I and Always I Does Damn Everything” Damn Fraud!
Anyone that might say in this spot that we have a grudge against Dabo Swinney we will remind folks that care, when Dabo Swinney got the Interim Head Coaching at Clemson we supported the decision to make him the Permanent Head Coach and even know some of the folks that been on Dabo’s staff who were also at Alabama with Dabo so our change of heart is something that has happened in the last few handful of years and we have a Coaches Hot Seat Member from the Birmingham, Alabama area who has a degree from Alabama just like Dabo and known Dabo for 50+ years and after a trip to the South a few years ago he came back and told us…
“Dabo has changed….I am not quite sure what has caused the change but the Dabo of today is not the Dabo I known my entire life and it’s a change for the bad…very bad.”
That same Coaches Hot Seat Member told us last Fall…
“Dabo is getting worse….a lot worse. More Petty, Selfish, Self-Consumed even, and worst of all Arrogant and Condescending and it’s Shameful.”
As Homer Smith used to say Dabo and would tell you today Son >
“Get Yourself Together” and start Dabo with a hard look in the mirror Son!
10. Will Hall, Southern Miss – The Golden Eagles played the best they played in 2023 before losing to Appy State on Saturday but the 48 – 38 loss leaves Southern Miss at 1 – 7 on the season and Head Coach Will Hall in precarious spot with games left against…
La. Monroe At Louisiana At Mississippi State Troy
Damn…..if Southern Miss can’t beat La. Monroe at Home on Saturday No Damn Chance they win another game in 2023 so it’s Beat La. Monroe or…
Turn Out the Damn Lights….This Is Over!
11. Butch Jones, Arkansas State – Arkansas State got their Must Win Win on Saturday at home against La. Monroe and now at 4 – 4 on the season and Butch Jones needing 6 Wins to have a chance to keep his job the Red Wolves have left in 2023….
Louisiana At South Alabama Texas State At Marshall
Getting those 2 Wins ain’t gonna be easy….not easy at all so your ass Better Beat Louisiana at Home on Saturday Son!
12. Ken Wilson, Nevada – Nothing focuses the mind of a Coach more than about to get your ass run and somehow the last 2 weeks Nevada Head Coach Ken Wilson has found a way to get 2 Wins on the board to raise the Wolf Pack’s record to 2 – 6 on the season with these games left to be played >
Hawaii At Utah State At Colorado State Wyoming
Hell….if your ass can beat San Diego State and New Mexico you can beat Hawaii so let’s see if Nevada can get 3 Wins on the board this Saturday against the Warriors!
“There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done.” Johnny Unitas
“Each of us has been put on earth with the ability to do something well. We cheat ourselves and the world if we don’t use that ability as best we can.” George Allen
“I could sum it up in one thing: A guy has to be what he is. He’s got to coach and have a philosophy based on his own personality. You see too many coaches trying to imitate other coaches, trying to be someone else. It’s all right to emulate the qualities of good coaches but I don’t think you should imitate. You’ve got to be yourself.” LaVell Edwards
“Creativity is merely a plus name for regular activity. Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better.” John Updike
Wow….Week 8 is done and we are into Monday of Week 9 and that means it’s time…past time really…to bring out the Great Johnny Cash to give these Hot Seat Coaches Hellfire!
1. Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M –(Jimbo Fisher CHS Forum) – We are used to Totally Absurd Coaches Contracts in College Football but Jimbo Fisher’s Buyout $$$ Numbers are Truly Stunning to see and speak of Total Damn Morons in Aggieland getting their asses cleaned out by a Fat Boy in Memphis this is a Clean Out for the Ages!
2. Tom Allen, Indiana – (Tom Allen CHS Forum) – The last 3 Seasons the Hoosiers under Tom Allen have posted records of…
Overall: 8 – 23 Big Ten: 2 – 20
…and this will not be allowed to continue on barring now 2 – 5 Indiana almost running the table the rest of the season against >
At Penn State Wisconsin At Illinois Michigan State At Purdue
If you are going to lose 31 – 14 to Rutgers at home, there’s very little chance of your ass winning another game in 2023 and we all know how this ends unless Indiana can find a few wins and quick!
3. Butch Jones, Arkansas State – (Butch Jones CHS Forum) – In 3 seasons at Arkansas State Butch Jones is now sitting on records of…
Overall: 8 – 23 Sun Belt: 3 – 16
…and the folks at ASU are not gonna tolerate losing like that much longer and the now 3 – 4 Red Wolves have left in 2023 >
At La. Monroe Louisiana At South Alabama Texas State At Marshall
Either Butch Jones wins 3 of these last 5 games or it’s Dandy Don Turn out the Lights and Damn Everything Else with the Butch Jones era at Arkansas State is over!
4. Justin Wilcox, California – (Justin Wilcox CHS Forum) – Cal had a bye in Week 8 and at 3 – 4 on the season and these records on the board in 7 seasons of…
Overall: 33 – 40 Pac-12: 18 – 35
…the Bears better start getting some Wins and soon or Wilcox is gonna be in trouble if his ass was coaching at a place that actually cared about the Game of Football so maybe Wilcox is safe even being Mediocre As Hell in Berkeley!
Cal has left in 2023….
USC At Oregon Washington State At Stanford At UCLA
Hell….the way the Trojans are playing Cal might have a shot in this Saturday’s game but beyond that we don’t see the Bears winning another game expect maybe the Big Game against Hapless Stanford on November 18!
5. Ken Wilson, Nevada – (Ken Wilson CHS Forum) – Nevada finally ended their Long 16-Game Losing Streak to beat San Diego State on Saturday which didn’t bother to even show up against UNR not scoring a point and Shame on Brady Hoke for that Crapola which really should have landed his ass on the Hot Seat….that could be coming soon!….and now 1 – 6 Nevada has these games left to play in 2023 >
New Mexico Hawaii At Utah State At Colorado State Wyoming
One would think if your ass can beat San Diego State on the road you can win some of the above games but if we had to guess we guess the record that UNR finishes with…2…maybe 3 wins in Ken Wilson’s 2 nd year in Reno and that’s…
6. Dana Holgorsen, Houston – (Dana Holgorsen CHS Forum) – Houston played Texas tough no doubt but with that loss to the Horns the Cougs are now 3 – 4 and Houston has plenty of tough games left on the schedule!
At Kansas State At Baylor Cincinnati Oklahoma State At UCF
Hell…if Dana can’t win at least 3 of the remaining 5 games the Roll + Butter Boy will run his ass out of Houston….Right?
Hey…need some more Rolls + Butter out here Tilman Son!
7. Sam Pittman, Arkansas – (Sam Pittman CHS Forum) – Even as Arkansas has stumbled to a record in their last 18 games of…
6 – 12
….we didn’t want to put Sam Pittman on the Hot Seat but what we seen in 2023 has us thinking it’s either a Shock to the System for Sam and the Hogs or this baby is going down and it’s going down quick and it may already be too late to save anything especially with what the now 2 – 6 Hogs has left to play in 2023 >
At Florida Auburn FIU Mizzou
We are often asked by folks what we might do differently like what would we do right now if we Head Coach at Arkansas and clearly Pittman is right that the Hogs have “Lost Their Spirit” and Fun for the Game of Football and with that being the Truth from where we sit that means….
Sam has gotta do a Mental Reset of Arkansas Football in-season and the only way to do that is to…
Return Fun to Game of Football for the Players
…and what does Pittman have to lose except maybe the Hogs players not responding so if we HC of Hogs now >
We would just Cut It Damn Loose in Practice to focus on Fun and Playing Hard and Having A Helluva Time Hitting Folks and telling the Players…
You only get 1 Damn Chance to Play College Football and if you gonna lose games then Dammit we gonna lose Playing Like Hellfire and Having A Helluva Fun Time Along the Way!
8. Billy Napier, Florida – (Billy Napier CHS Forum) – The team that will host Arkansas on November 4 is the Florida Gators who first have to play #1 Georgia in Jacksonville on Saturday and the Gators now at…
5 – 2
…on the season and with No Margin of Error left could really use a win in this spot and Jeff Sagarin of USA Today gives Georgia an…
81% Chance to Beat the Gators
…so there’s a Chance for the 14.5 Underdog Gators…There’s A Chance…a 19% Chance….which is better than No Damn Chance!
After Georgia and we assume the Gators are going to lose to the Dawgs to drop to 5 – 3 on the season Florida has left to play in 2023 >
Arkansas At LSU At Missouri Florida State
Damn….that looks like 6 – 6 to us…IF the Gators beat Arkansas at home on November 4 and maybe the Hogs will come into Gainesville Playing Like Hellfire (see above) and if somehow Florida lost that game…
What in the Hell is the point of any of this Billy Boy in Gainesville?
9. Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – (Danny Gonzales CHS Forum) – The Lobos got a much needed win over Hawaii in Week 8 to raise their record to 3 – 4 on the season and Danny Gonzales’ drive to get New Mexico to 6 Wins in 2023 which means UNM has GOTTA win 3 of this remaining 5 games >
At Nevada UNLV At Boise State At Fresno State Utah State
We put the chances of New Mexico winning 3 of its last 5 games at Mighty Low….Very Damn Mighty Low!
10. Dave Aranda, Baylor – (Dave Aranda CHS Forum) – In a game that Baylor had to have on the road at Cincinnati against the now Hapless Bearcats…the Bears got that much needed win and are now 3 – 4 and have an outside shot at getting to 6 wins in 2023 with these 5 games left to play >
Iowa State Houston At Kansas State At TCU West Virginia
We would put the chances of Baylor going at least 3 – 2 in their last 5 games at….
33% or so!
…and Baylor and Aranda missing a bowl game trip in Year 4 would be…
…in his first 8 games at Southern Miss but since beating Louisiana on October 27, 2022 the Golden Eagles under Hall in their last 12 games have posted a record of…
3 – 9
Oh…USM lost it’s last game to South Alabama by the score of…
55 – 3
It’s not entirely clear to us what has gone wrong at Southern Miss under Hall but the Kid better things figured out and quick because now at 1 – 6 and with the games below left to be played this could get Ugly…Very Ugly!
At Appalachian State La. Monroe At Louisiana At Mississippi State Troy
Damn…if Southern Miss won more than 1 of their 5 remaining games we be surprised the way they are playing now which will put the folks at Southern Miss in a Helluva Bad Spot come late November especially if they get blasted by Troy at home in the last game of the season!
12. Brent Pry, Virginia Tech – (Brent Pry CHS Forum)– With the Win over Wake Forest in Week 7 the Virginia Tech Hokies who are now at 3 – 4 on the season are at a crossroads under Head Coach Brent Pry and these last 5 games are Program Setting and Soul Directing Games for the Hokies to see just where this Football Program and Head Coach are going!
Syracuse At Louisville At Boston College NC State Virginia
No way that Hokies should finish with less than 6 Wins in 2023 in Brent Pry’s 2 nd season in Blacksburg so…
Get Off Your Ass Brent and Don’t Lose to Syracuse this week Son!
“You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the past. You don’t try to forget the mistakes, but you don’t dwell on it. You don’t let it have any of your energy, or any of your time, or any of your space.” Johnny Cash
“The chief condition on which, life, health and vigor depend on, is action. It is by action that an organism develops its faculties, increases its energy, and attains the fulfillment of its destiny.” Colin Powell