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Post Week 8 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Let’s Bring Out the Great Johnny Cash to Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hellfire! – Thanks Johnny!

 

Wow….Week 8 is done and we are into Monday of Week 9 and that means it’s time…past time really…to bring out the Great Johnny Cash to give these Hot Seat Coaches Hellfire!

Thanks Johnny!

Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

1.  Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M (Jimbo Fisher CHS Forum) – We are used to Totally Absurd Coaches Contracts in College Football but Jimbo Fisher’s Buyout $$$ Numbers are Truly Stunning to see and speak of Total Damn Morons in Aggieland getting their asses cleaned out by a Fat Boy in Memphis this is a Clean Out for the Ages!

Jimbo Fisher Buyout $$$ Numbers Year by Year >

2023:  $76,800,000
2024:  $67,550,000
2025:  $58,200,000
2026:  $48,750,000
2027:  $39,200,000
2028:  $29,550,000
2029:  $19,800,000
2030:  $9,950,000

Got Damn Stupidity?

They Got it In Spades and Then Some in Aggieland!

Oh….Jimbo in 6 Seasons coaching the Aggies >

Overall:  43 – 24
SEC:  25 – 20

Got Bozo the Clown Drunk 24/7 365 Done Better?

You would be Right!

The now 4 – 3 Aggies have left in 2023 >

South Carolina
At Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Abilene Christian
At LSU

Someone in Aggieland get your checkbook and get ready to write a check for…

$76,800,000 LARGE

…because this Damn Stupidity cannot continue for Any Damn Amount of $$$ it costs to end it!

Jimbo Fisher CHS Forum

2.  Tom Allen, Indiana – (Tom Allen CHS Forum) – The last 3 Seasons the Hoosiers under Tom Allen have posted records of…

Overall: 8 – 23
Big Ten: 2 – 20

…and this will not be allowed to continue on barring now 2 – 5 Indiana almost running the table the rest of the season against >

At Penn State
Wisconsin
At Illinois
Michigan State
At Purdue

If you are going to lose 31 – 14 to Rutgers at home, there’s very little chance of your ass winning another game in 2023 and we all know how this ends unless Indiana can find a few wins and quick!

Tom Allen CHS Forum

3.  Butch Jones, Arkansas State – (Butch Jones CHS Forum) – In 3 seasons at Arkansas State Butch Jones is now sitting on records of…

Overall:  8 – 23
Sun Belt:  3 – 16

…and the folks at ASU are not gonna tolerate losing like that much longer and the now 3 – 4 Red Wolves have left in 2023 >

At La. Monroe
Louisiana
At South Alabama
Texas State
At Marshall

Either Butch Jones wins 3 of these last 5 games or it’s Dandy Don Turn out the Lights and Damn Everything Else with the Butch Jones era at Arkansas State is over!

Butch Jones CHS Forum

4.  Justin Wilcox, California – (Justin Wilcox CHS Forum) – Cal had a bye in Week 8 and at 3 – 4 on the season and these records on the board in 7 seasons of…

Overall:  33 – 40
Pac-12:  18 – 35

…the Bears better start getting some Wins and soon or Wilcox is gonna be in trouble if his ass was coaching at a place that actually cared about the Game of Football so maybe Wilcox is safe even being Mediocre As Hell in Berkeley!

Cal has left in 2023….

USC
At Oregon
Washington State
At Stanford
At UCLA

Hell….the way the Trojans are playing Cal might have a shot in this Saturday’s game but beyond that we don’t see the Bears winning another game expect maybe the Big Game against Hapless Stanford on November 18!

Justin Wilcox CHS Forum

5.  Ken Wilson, Nevada – (Ken Wilson CHS Forum) – Nevada finally ended their Long 16-Game Losing Streak to beat San Diego State on Saturday which didn’t bother to even show up against UNR not scoring a point and Shame on Brady Hoke for that Crapola which really should have landed his ass on the Hot Seat….that could be coming soon!….and now 1 – 6 Nevada has these games left to play in 2023 >

New Mexico
Hawaii
At Utah State
At Colorado State
Wyoming

One would think if your ass can beat San Diego State on the road you can win some of the above games but if we had to guess we guess the record that UNR finishes with…2…maybe 3 wins in Ken Wilson’s 2 nd year in Reno and that’s…

Pitiful…Just Pitiful!

Ken Wilson CHS Forum

6.  Dana Holgorsen, Houston – (Dana Holgorsen CHS Forum) – Houston played Texas tough no doubt but with that loss to the Horns the Cougs are now 3 – 4 and Houston has plenty of tough games left on the schedule!

At Kansas State
At Baylor
Cincinnati
Oklahoma State
At UCF

Hell…if Dana can’t win at least 3 of the remaining 5 games the Roll + Butter Boy will run his ass out of Houston….Right?

Hey…need some more Rolls + Butter out here Tilman Son!

Dana Holgorsen CHS Forum

7.  Sam Pittman, Arkansas – (Sam Pittman CHS Forum) – Even as Arkansas has stumbled to a record in their last 18 games of…

6 – 12

….we didn’t want to put Sam Pittman on the Hot Seat but what we seen in 2023 has us thinking it’s either a Shock to the System for Sam and the Hogs or this baby is going down and it’s going down quick and it may already be too late to save anything especially with what the now 2 – 6 Hogs has left to play in 2023 >

At Florida
Auburn
FIU
Mizzou

We are often asked by folks what we might do differently like what would we do right now if we Head Coach at Arkansas and clearly Pittman is right that the Hogs have “Lost Their Spirit” and Fun for the Game of Football and with that being the Truth from where we sit that means….

Sam has gotta do a Mental Reset of Arkansas Football in-season and the only way to do that is to…

Return Fun to Game of Football for the Players

…and what does Pittman have to lose except maybe the Hogs players not responding so if we HC of Hogs now >

We would just Cut It Damn Loose in Practice to focus on Fun and Playing Hard and Having A Helluva Time Hitting Folks and telling the Players…

You only get 1 Damn Chance to Play College Football and if you gonna lose games then Dammit we gonna lose Playing Like Hellfire and Having A Helluva Fun Time Along the Way!

Good Luck against Florida in 2 weeks Sam!

Sam Pittman CHS Forum

8.  Billy Napier, Florida – (Billy Napier CHS Forum) – The team that will host Arkansas on November 4 is the Florida Gators who first have to play #1 Georgia in Jacksonville on Saturday and the Gators now at…

5 – 2

…on the season and with No Margin of Error left could really use a win in this spot and Jeff Sagarin of USA Today gives Georgia an…

81% Chance to Beat the Gators

…so there’s a Chance for the 14.5 Underdog Gators…There’s A Chance…a 19% Chance….which is better than No Damn Chance!

After Georgia and we assume the Gators are going to lose to the Dawgs to drop to 5 – 3 on the season Florida has left to play in 2023 >

Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

Damn….that looks like 6 – 6 to us…IF the Gators beat Arkansas at home on November 4 and maybe the Hogs will come into Gainesville Playing Like Hellfire (see above) and if somehow Florida lost that game…

What in the Hell is the point of any of this Billy Boy in Gainesville?

Billy Napier CHS Forum

9.  Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – (Danny Gonzales CHS Forum) – The Lobos got a much needed win over Hawaii in Week 8 to raise their record to 3 – 4 on the season and Danny Gonzales’ drive to get New Mexico to 6 Wins in 2023 which means UNM has GOTTA win 3 of this remaining 5 games >

At Nevada
UNLV
At Boise State
At Fresno State
Utah State

We put the chances of New Mexico winning 3 of its last 5 games at Mighty Low….Very Damn Mighty Low!

Danny Gonzales CHS Forum

10.  Dave Aranda, Baylor – (Dave Aranda CHS Forum) – In a game that Baylor had to have on the road at Cincinnati against the now Hapless Bearcats…the Bears got that much needed win and are now 3 – 4 and have an outside shot at getting to 6 wins in 2023 with these 5 games left to play >

Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

We would put the chances of Baylor going at least 3 – 2 in their last 5 games at….

33% or so!

…and Baylor and Aranda missing a bowl game trip in Year 4 would be…

Pitiful….Mighty Damn Pitiful!

Dave Aranda CHS Forum

11. Will Hall, Southern Miss – (Will Hall CHS Forum) – Will Hall started…

5 – 3

…in his first 8 games at Southern Miss but since beating Louisiana on October 27, 2022 the Golden Eagles under Hall in their last 12 games have posted a record of…

3 – 9

Oh…USM lost it’s last game to South Alabama by the score of…

55 – 3

It’s not entirely clear to us what has gone wrong at Southern Miss under Hall but the Kid better things figured out and quick because now at 1 – 6 and with the games below left to be played this could get Ugly…Very Ugly!

At Appalachian State
La. Monroe
At Louisiana
At Mississippi State
Troy

Damn…if Southern Miss won more than 1 of their 5 remaining games we be surprised the way they are playing now which will put the folks at Southern Miss in a Helluva Bad Spot come late November especially if they get blasted by Troy at home in the last game of the season!

Will Hall CHS Forum

12.  Brent Pry, Virginia Tech – (Brent Pry CHS Forum) – With the Win over Wake Forest in Week 7 the Virginia Tech Hokies who are now at 3 – 4 on the season are at a crossroads under Head Coach Brent Pry and these last 5 games are Program Setting and Soul Directing Games for the Hokies to see just where this Football Program and Head Coach are going!

Syracuse
At Louisville
At Boston College
NC State
Virginia

No way that Hokies should finish with less than 6 Wins in 2023 in Brent Pry’s 2 nd season in Blacksburg so…

Get Off Your Ass Brent and Don’t Lose to Syracuse this week Son!

Brent Pry CHS Forum

Let’s Play Football!

Post Week 7 Coaches Hot Seat Ranking – Ring of Fire These Hot Seat Coaches Johnny! – Thanks Mr. Cash!

 

Where indeed does the time go because we got 7 weeks of the 2023 College Football Season in the books and it seems like it went by in minutes and yet Week 7 is done and Week 8 is a coming quick which means let’s bring out the Great Johnny Cash to do some Ring of Fire on these Hot Seat Coaches!

Light Em Up Johnny!

Thanks Mr. Cash!

Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

1.  Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – A Totally Shocking Record to consider when you realize that Jimbo Fisher has been paid $50M+ $$$ Large at Texas A&M is his record in this last 20 games with the Aggies >

9 – 11

Yep….9 and Freaking 11!

That was Jimbo Fisher’s 67 th games as the Head Coach of the Aggies and it seems that the further we get into the Fisher Era at A&M the worse it gets and what about this…

13 Points?

13 Points is all you can score on Tennessee with Jimbo and Bobby Petrino at the controls of the Aggies Offense?

Just what in the Hell are these folks doing at Aggies practices because you could literally just leave a bag of footballs out on the practice field and let the team practice itself and do now worse…Hell the Aggies Players coaching themselves probably do better and that reality has gotta hurt when….

You ass is paying Jimbo’s ass $9M+ a year

Oh….Jimbo’s buyout at the end of the 2023 season is…wait for it…$77M Large!

This is Damn Idiocy on a scale not seen since Kansas hired Cheeseburger Charlie Weis and one really does have to wonder how much longer the Oil Boys gonna tolerate this Crapola but then come on now…

This is Texas A&M and your ass cannot spell Horseshit Mediocrity without using A&M in there somewhere!

Be Damn Proud you Damn Morons in Aggieland and keep this Train a Rolling on down the track and what choice do you have except to…

Tolerate Horseshit Mediocrity or Write Jimbo’s Ass a Big Check and from our personal experience…

The Aggies Oil Boys would take down the Whole State of Texas and America itself before they EVER admit their asses wrong about something so…

Let the Total Destruction of Aggies Football keep on a rolling right down the track!

2.  Ken Wilson, Nevada – With the loss to UNLV on Saturday by the score of 45 – 27 which has a first year Head Coach in Barry Odom and appears to be totally revitalized under Odom when Nevada looks totally listless that leaves Wilson’s record in 2 years at UNR at >

2 – 16

Yes…maybe Nevada can run table and finish at 6 – 6 but with these games left…

At San Diego State
New Mexico
Hawaii
At Utah State
At Colorado State
Wyoming

….but reality is just 2 wins would probably be an accomplishment for this Wolf Pack team which says all you gotta know about Wilson at this moment!

2 – 10 would be a Damn Accomplishment!

3.  Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – With a 52 – 24 home loss to San Jose State on Saturday to drop Danny Gonzales records with the Lobos in 4 years on the job to…

Overall:  9 – 28
MWC:  3 – 22

….you can send the Fat Lady out onto the stage unless Danny is holding something back because now at 2 – 4 with these games left…

Hawaii
At Nevada
UNLV
At Boise State
At Fresno State
Utah State

…how in the world could the Lobos get to 6 Wins in 2023 which Gonzales will probably need to return to coach New Mexico in 2024?

4.  Tom Allen, Indiana – We gave Indiana ZERO chance to beat Michigan on Saturday and although the 52 – 7 drubbing was worse than we expected there was just No Damn Chance the Hoosiers were going to win that game at the Big House which says a lot about Indiana and Michigan football right now and with the loss IU is now…

2 – 4

…on the season with games left against >

Rutgers
At Penn State
Wisconsin
At Illinois
Michigan State
At Purdue

Indiana has a shot at winning 6 games in 2023 but they GOTTA beat Rutgers this coming Saturday at home to have any chance of that happening!

This is The Damn Game Tommy Boy and you just GOTTA beat Rutgers on Saturday so for Damn Sure let everything you got and then some out of the barn Son!

As John Madden always told his Oakland Raiders teams at halftime >

“Don’t worry about the horse being blind. Just load the wagon!”

5.  Justin Wilcox, California – In 7 seasons at California Justin Wilcox has posted

Two .500+ Seasons

…and with the loss to Utah on Saturday his records now stand at >

Overall:  33 – 40
Pac-12:  18 – 35

Cal Football is a Damn Mess and Hell Cal Athletics is a Damn Mess as well having a TON of Debt and headed to the ACC Conference in 2023 where they gonna make a lot less $$$ than they would made in the Pac-12 and we haven’t a clue where the Football or Athletic Programs going but it would be nice for Wilcox and the Bears to win a few games down the stretch of 2023 season with games against >

USC
At Oregon
Washington State
At Stanford
At UCLA

Damn….Cal might not win another game and finish the 2023 season at….

3 – 9!

6.  Dave Aranda, Baylor – Baylor had a bye in Week 7 and Dave Aranda and the Bears were probably happy for that after getting their asses whipped by Texas Tech at home in Week 6 and now at 2 – 4 on the season they have a road trip game at Cincinnati and Dave Aranda really needs to win this game or this…

Whole Damn Rodeo could go right into the Brazos River and we talking about the Deep End of the Brazos River!

Baylor has left in 2023…

At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

….and Hell Baylor might not win another game this season!

We know what’s gone wrong at Baylor but does Dave Aranda know?

We doubt it because if he did know he would fix it…we think!

7.  Butch Jones, Arkansas State – After getting their asses whipped in Week 6 Butch Jones and Arkansas State had bye in Week 7 and now it’s back to Football for the 3 – 3 Red Wolves who really should get to at least 6 Wins in 2023 with this relatively easy schedule left to play >

Coastal Carolina
At La. Monroe
Louisiana
At South Alabama
Texas State
At Marshall

Check That…Butch and ASU Better Damn Win their next 2 games against Coastal Carolia and La. Monroe because those last 4 games are all gonna be tough places to get a Win!

Get Off Your Ass Butch!

8.  Billy Napier, Florida – Billy Boy Napier and Florida went on the road and got a much-needed win against South Carolina and at the end of the game Beamer Boy was blaming everyone he could point to but his own ass for the Gamecocks loss and now Florida at…

5 – 2

…have games left against…

Georgia in Jacksonville
Arkansas
At LSU
At Mizzou
Florida State

One has gotta think Georgia beats Florida and that LSU, Mizzou, and Florida State are gonna be tough games to get a Win in for the Gators so if Florida is going bowling in 2023 they better Damn beat Arkansas at Florida Field on November 4 or this Gators Train will go right into the swamp and there ain’t no getting out of the swamp once your ass gets into it!

9.  Mario Cristobal, Miami – Mario, Mario, Mario….if your ass had just taken a knee and beaten Georgia Tech that loss to North Carolina on Saturday not looked so bad but with that loss the Canes are now at….

4 – 2

…on the season with games left against…

Clemson
Virginia
At NC State
At Florida State
Louisville
At Boston College

Oh Momma….could Miami be playing Boston College in late November in what will probably be bad Boston weather to get their asses to 6 Wins and a bowl game?

Maybe So and that would be a Total Disaster for No Kneel Mario!

10. Dana Holgorsen, Houston – Talk about your ass being in the frying pan and about to cooked-up for dinner then an earthquake happens and your ass is flipped out of the frying pan and into a bowl of cool water that’s what happened with Dana Holgorsen’s ass on Thursday night as the Cougars pulled a victory out of you know where on a Hail Mary to beat West Virginia and saved Holgo’s ass…for now that is!

Houston is now 3 – 3 on the season but there’s no rest for the weary and Dana’s ass could go right back into the frying pan and quick because look at the Cougs upcoming schedule >

Texas
At Kansas State
At Baylor
Cincinnati
Oklahoma State
At UCF

How in Hell exactly is Houston gonna win 3 of their remaining 6 games to just get to bowl eligibility?

Hell if we know!

Get out the Old Bay and put it on Dana because his ass is about to go right back into the frying pan!

11.  Jeff Hafley, Boston College – Boston College had a bye in Week 7 but the Eagles are back to Big Boy Football in Week 8 with a record of 3 – 3 and games in 2023 left against >

At Georgia Tech
UConn
At Syracuse
Virginia Tech
At Pitt
Miami

Can BC find 3 more wins to get bowl eligible in 2023?

Is there a chance that the Sun will rise in the West in the morning?

Not A Damn Chance in Hell of either happening!

12.  Brent Pry, Virginia Tech – Hey now the Hokies have won 2 of their last 3 games and showed signs of life against Wake Forest so maybe Brent Pry’s ass has finally woken up and his ass has realized that Life Is Right Damn Now and his ass Better Start Winning Right Damn Now and 3 – 4 Virginia Tech has another very winnable home game against Syracuse on Saturday that the Hokies Better Damn Win because a loss in this spot with these games left after the Orange…

At Louisville
At Boston College
NC State
At Virginia

…there’s only 1 Sure Win left on the schedule and that’s at Virginia on November 25 and that’s an in-state rival game and really Damn anything could happen in Charlottesville so…

Memo to Brent Pry > Don’t lose to Syracuse Son!

Let’s Play Football!

Post Week 6 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Ring of Fire These Hot Seat Coaches Johnny! – Thanks Mr. Cash and Say Hello to June Carter!

 

Goodness Gracious where does the time go because we now got 6 Weeks of College Football on the books in 2023 and away we go to Week 7 and let’s bring out the Great Johnny Cash to get things rolling here for these Hot Seat Coaches!

Thank You Mr. Cash and say Hell to June Carter!

Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

1.  Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo…Oh Jimbo…what in the Hell is wrong with your ass Son?

We have folks at Coaches Hot Seat known Jimbo since he was playing Quarterback from Terry Bowden at Samford University in a suburb south of Birmingham, Alabama and they and all of us have been tremendously disappointed at what Jimbo has done…or rather hasn’t done…with Aggies Football the last 6 seasons.

Jimbo’s Records at A&M now stand at…

Overall: 43 – 23
SEC: 25 – 19

…and having been paid now North of $50M and there’s at least another…

$100M+ invested in Aggies Football the last 6 seasons

…you gotta wonder just how long the Oil Boys gonna be satisfied with this Mediocre Horseshit but maybe we been reading these Oil Boys wrong and…

Mediocre Horseshit is Just Fine and Dandy for their asses!

Alrighty then but the Aggies are now 4 – 2 on the season and have left to play in 2023…

At Tennessee
South Carolina
At Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Abilene Christian
At LSU

We are gonna assume that the Aggies beat at home…

South Carolina, Mississippi State, and Abilene Christian

…which is 7 Wins but how many of these 3 SEC Games on the road the Aggies gonna win?

No idea…but we would recommend that Jimbo beat the Vols at Neyland on Saturday because you can only run a Con for so long before eventually even the Slow on the Uptake Oil Boys will says…

“Whoa Nellie! This ain’t right now…you hear?”

2.  Ken Wilson, Nevada – Nevada had a bye in Week 6 but Ken Wilson’s 15 game losing streak at UNR rolls on and the Wolf Pack have a Huge Game in Reno on Saturday hosting Big Rival UNLV which has a 1 st year Head Coach in Barry Odom and we recommend that…

Kenny Boy not lose this game or it probably be…

3.  Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – The New Mexico Lobos had a bye in Week 6 and are now at 2 – 3 on the season with these games left to be played…

San Jose State
Hawaii
At Nevada
UNLV
At Boise State
At Fresno State
Utah State

Danny Boy really needs to get to 6 Wins and a Bowl Game in his 4 th year on the job so we would recommend you win these next 2 games at home against San Jose State and Hawaii and then you got Hapless Nevada on the road which should be 5 Wins easy Son!

Get Off Your Ass Danny!

4.  Billy Napier, Florida – The Florida Gators beat Vanderbilt at home in Week 6 which his like saying the Coaches Hot Seat Flag Football Team beat the Sisters of the Blind, Deaf, and Mute Football Team and now it’s back to Big Boy Football for Florida in Week 7 with a trip to South Carolina and a loss in this spot to drop the Gators to 4 – 3 on the season with Georgia up next….

Got Total Damn Disaster?

Yep…that’s what your ass would have!

Get Off Your Ass Billy!

5.  Tom Allen, Indiana – Week 6 must have been Bye Week for Hot Seat Coaches Week because this is the 3 rd Hot Seat Coach + Team that had Week 6 off and the Hoosiers now at 2 – 3 on the season have to go to Ann Arbor to play Michigan which the way Blue playing is probably gonna be a loss so that’s 2 – 4 and then IU has left after that >

Rutgers
At Penn State
Wisconsin
At Illinois
Michigan State
At Purdue

The last 3 seasons Tom Allen’s record at Indiana now stands at…

8 – 21

…and that ain’t good…even at Indiana…and the Hoosiers really need to get to 6 Wins in 2023 to give Tom a chance to return to IU in 2024 which probably means beating 4 of these 5 remaining opponents >

Rutgers
Wisconsin
Illinois
Michigan State
Purdue

That’s Doable…Very Doable!

Get Off Your Ass Tom!

6.  Dana Holgorsen, Houston – Yet another Hot Seat Coach in Dana Holgorsen had a bye in Week 6 which is now 4 Hot Seat Coaches and the Cougars get back to football this week with a Thursday night home game against West Virginia which is a game that 2 – 3 Houston and Dana Holgorsen…

Just Cannot Lose!

Dana Holgorsen is being paid a big piss-pot full of money at Houston and his records at UH now stand at…

Overall:  29 – 23
Conference:  18 – 14

…and that ain’t so Damn good when your ass is being paid…

A Big Piss-Pot Full of Money

….and Hell if Houston loses to West Virginia tomorrow night they might not even make it to a bowl game with this schedule still remaining to be played >

Texas
At Kansas State
At Baylor
Cincinnati
Oklahoma State
At UCF

Geez….this could get Ugly…Very Ugly in Houston if the Cougs lose to surging West Virginia tomorrow night!

Get Off Your Ass Dana!

7.  Brent Pry, Virginia Tech – Brent Pry in 2 seasons at Virginia Tech is sitting on records of…

Overall:  5 – 12
ACC:  2 – 7

…and those 5 Wins have been over >

Boston College
Wofford
Liberty
Old Dominion
Pitt

Got Pitiful?

Yep…that’s Pitiful and now the Hokies at 2 – 4 on the season are a Crossroads of Sorts for the Brent Pry era with 2 back-to-back home games against…

Wake Forest
Syracuse

….and these are 2 games that EVERY Virginia Tech Head Coach in his 2 nd year on the job should win and let’s see what Brent can do but if the Hokies somehow lost these 2 games….

8.  Dave Aranda, Baylor – The Best Thing about the meltdown of Dave Aranda at Baylor is that it’s a Helluva Lesson for Football Coaches on what NOT TO DO which is what Dave Aranda has done in Waco >

Become so Damn Arrogant believing that your ass invented the Game of Football that you sit around on your Lazy Ass and do Damn Nothing while other teams are coming up with all kinds of ways to whip your ass and now you know why Aranda’s ass is on the Hot Seat and will remain there until he is run out of Waco…unless the Boy changes his ways and quick!

In his last 10 Games Dave Aranda’s record at Baylor is now…

2 – 8

…and one of those wins was over a UCF team that totally melted down at home and it coulda been 1 – 9 easy!

Baylor now at 2 – 4 on the season has a bye in Week 7 but the Bears have left on their 2023 schedule >

At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

The Baylor Offense is no doubt Pretty Average right now but everyone told us that Dave Aranda was a Defensive Whiz and while inventing the Game of Football he always invented Defensive Football as well and right now the Baylor Defense in Scoring or Giving Up Points is…

#100!

Memo to Dave Aranda > Find a Mirror Son and admit to yourself that your ass didn’t invent the Game of Football in America then get your ass to work because right now your ass is on a path to be run out of Waco and out of coaching totally!

9.  Butch Jones, Arkansas – After ringing up 3 wins over Total Cupcakes the Arkansas State Red Wolves got back to Big Boy Football in Week 6 and promptly….

Got Their Asses Handed To Them!

…by Troy by the score of…

37 – 3!

Now at 3 – 3 on the season and Butch really needing 6 Wins to hang onto his job at Arkansas State the Red Wolves have left to play in 2023…

Coastal Carolina
At La. Monroe
Louisiana
At South Alabama
Texas State
At Marshall

If Butch Jones can’t win 3 of these last 6 games then his ass should be fired!

Get Off Your Ass Butch!

10.  Justin Wilcox, California – Cal put up a decent fight before losing at home to a really solid Oregon State team and that dropped the Bears record in 2023 to 3 – 3 in a year when Justin Wilcox really needs to get to 6 Wins and get to a bowl game to get some kind of momentum going as Cal heads to the ACC in 2024 and the Bears have left to play this season >

At Utah
USC
At Oregon
Washington State
At Stanford
At UCLA

Geez…getting 3 more wins ain’t gonna be easy….not easy at all!

Get Off Your Ass Justin!

11.  Jeff Hafley, Boston College – After back-to-back 3 point wins over Virginia and Army things have quieted down a bit at Boston College but the now 3 – 3 Eagles are back to Big Boy Football with a trip to play at Georgia Tech on Saturday before finishing the season with these games >

UConn
At Syracuse
Virginia Tech
At Pitt
Miami

Geez…Hafley is 6 – 12 in the last 2 seasons at Boston College and it’s highly doubtful he will be able to get 3 more wins to get BC bowl eligible in 2023 which has gotta be a Helluva problem on Chestnut Hill where you should be able to take the Eagles to bowl game at MINIMUM every Damn year!

12.  Mario Cristobal, Miami – Ole Miami had beaten 4 Pretty Bad or Average Teams…

Miami (Ohio)
Texas A&M
Bethune-Cookman
Temple

…before they gave that game away to Georgia Tech on Saturday and now the Canes have back-to-back…

At North Carolina
Clemson

If Miami loses these 2 games to drop to 4 – 3 on the season then what in the Hell is the point of Mario Cristobal being the Head Coach at Miami?

There Is None!

After the Tar Heels and Tigers what is left is…

Virginia
At NC State
At Florida State
Louisville
At Boston College

Hell…if Miami is 4 – 3 after Week 8 then they might struggle to get to 6 Wins in 2023!

Get Off Your Ass Mario!

Let’s Play Football!

Post Week 4 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Come On Out Johnny and Say Hello To June Carter From Us!

 

Goodness Gracious what a Hellacious Week 4 of College Football that was and God Bless America for allowing all of this CFB Madness to roll on down the track and with that let’s bring out the Great Johnny Cash to give these Hot Seat Coaches Hell!

Thank You Johnny and say Hello and Give Our Best to June Carter!

Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

1.  Jeff Hafley, Boston College – With the loss to Louisville at home Jeff Hafley’s record at BC now stand at…

Overall:  16 – 23
ACC:  9 – 19

…and this train is still going to the same place which is into the river at the next bridge unless someone on Chestnut Hill does something and quick!

BC now at 1 – 3 on the season has left…

Virginia
At Army
At Georgia Tech
UConn
At Syracuse
Virgina Tech
At Pitt
Miami

…and if the Eagles are going to get another win this season it will against Virginia at home on Saturday and for Damn Sure….

Don’t Lose this game Son!

2.  Brent Pry, Virgina Tech – We are not quite sure what Brent Pry is doing at Virginia Tech but for Damn Sure his ass isn’t acting like the Head Coach of a proud Hokies football program and someone better tell Pry soon that…

Life Is Right Damn Now Son

…or his ass is going to get run right out of Blacksburg as a Total Failure and we talking sometime in the next few weeks!

So far in 2023 Virginia Tech looks like a…

Totally Un-Coached Football Team

…and Pry’s ass is making $4,000,000 a year to do what exactly because for Damn Sure his ass is not coaching the Hokies!

Pry’s records now stand at…

Overall:  4 – 11
ACC:  1 – 6

…and the Hokies are 1 – 3 in 2023 with games left that look like what….2 more wins…maybe?

Pitt
At Florida State
Wake Forest
Syracuse
At Louisville
At Boston College
NC State
At Virginia

If Coaches Hot Seat was the AD at Virginia Tech right now we would call Pry in our office today and say >

“Son…either this Hokies team starts playing football or I am going to run your ass right out of this town starting with the Pitt game on Saturday. Right now you are a Total Embarrassment to Virginia Tech and Football in America and it’s time for you to start earning the over $6,000,000 we have already paid you! Beat Pitt or I am going to fire your ass on the field after the game and if you can’t handle this heat then resign right now and you got 30 minutes to get off this campus!”

3.  Ken Wilson, Nevada – Nevada gave an increasingly tough Texas State a good football game on Saturday but that’s another loss for Ken Wilson and his records in Reno now stand at…

Overall:  2 – 14
MWC:  0 – 8

…and things don’t get any easier with a road game at Fresno State on Saturday which more than likely gonna be a Loss which sets-up a…

Beat UNLV at Home on October 14 or This Party is Over!

4.  Dave Aranda, Baylor – Dave Aranda is a nice enough of a guy with a great back story to work his way up to where he is at today, but one would think that Dave would understand that you cannot just sit around and keep doing the same things over and over and again an expect the world to not adapt and change and take advantage of you…

Arrogantly Sitting On Your Ass Doing Damn Nothing!

Yep…right now Dave Aranda is a Massively Arrogant Coach that really does believe he has an advantage over others for lots of reasons but we got some news for you Dave Boy…

You Sitting Around On Your Ass Doing Damn Nothing is going to get your ass run right out of Waco!

Your ass has to actually WORK Dave Aranda and just sitting in your office or any amount of “X” hours is not work Son but rather you MUST…

Get Ahead of Your Opponents and your Offense and Defense at Baylor…

Both Easily Damn Defeated now because…Your Ass Is Lazy As Hell Son!

With the loss to Texas on Saturday Aranda and Baylor now…

3 – 7

…in their last 10 Games and without any changes in Waco what’s left on Baylor’s schedule is scary…very scary >

At UCF
Texas Tech
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

Can now 1 – 3 Baylor even get 6 wins in 2023?

Not Likely and but Very Likely come late November Dave Aranda will be sitting in his office still wondering why his football team only won 3 games in 2023…and that’s Pitiful….Mighty Damn Pitiful Son!

5.  Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – Jimbo and the Aggies got their Must Win over Auburn in Week 4 but here comes the Most Important 6 Game Stretch in Jimbo’s time in Aggieland starting with a game against Arkansas on Saturday in Dallas >

Arkansas – Dallas
Alabama
At Tennessee
South Carolina
At Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Abilene Christian
At LSU

Any other Texas A&M Head Coach with the amount of $$$ that Jimbo has been paid and has been invested in Aggies Football the last 6 years which easily exceeds….

$100M+ Dollars

…would have the Aggies rolling right now and if Jimbo isn’t able to put…

10 Wins Minimum

…up on the board in 2023 then please tell us now..

What in the Hell is the point of all this beyond just accepting Total Damn Mediocrity?

You given Bozo the Clown $100M and his ass won 10+ games in Season 6 in Aggieland so for Damn Sure Jimbo should be doing that as well!

6.  Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – The Lobos got a win over UMass in overtime on Saturday in a Hot Seat vs Hot Seat Coaching Match-Up but the…

Days of Cupcakes and Roses are over for New Mexico

….because Mountain West Conference play now begins and it ain’t an easy start with game at Wyoming on Saturday!

Danny Gonzales is now sitting on records of…

Overall:  9 – 26
MWC:  3 – 20

….and one has got to think that Danny will need 6 Wins Minimum to hang onto the New Mexico job so he’s gotta find at least 4 wins in these remaining 8 games and in your 4 th year on the job…that shouldn’t be that Damn hard!

At Wyoming
San Jose State
Hawaii
At Nevada
UNLV
At Boise State
At Fresno State
Utah State

Geez…if you can’t beat New Mexico State at home how in the Hell you gonna win 4 of those games the Cowboy sitting on the fence with a Budweiser in his hand asks no one in particular?

7.  Butch Jones, Arkansas State – Ole Butch Jones Arkansas State team whipped Southern Miss at home on Saturday which has us wondering just what in the Hell is going on at Southern Miss and the now 2 – 2 Red Wolves have another winnable game at UMass on Saturday!

There’s just No Damn Reason Earth why Arkansas State shouldn’t roll UMass so don’t lose this one Butch!

8.  Mike Bloomgren, Rice – Just when you think Ole Mike might have something rolling at Rice after winning 2 straight games they go on the road to South Florida and the Owls got their asses whipped and now Rice is 2 – 2 on the season and really needing to beat East Carolina at home on Saturday or this train could again be headed to Loserville USA for 6 straight years which is exactly how many years Ole Mike been coaching at Rice!

No…don’t lose to East Carolina at home on Saturday Ole Mike Son!

9.  Neal Brown, West Virginia – Hey now West Virgnia has won 2 straight games and Head Coach Neal Brown is striking to get his ass off the Hot Seat but the now 3 – 1 Mountaineers have to go on the road in the Big 12 which can be a doozy at times and the next 2 weeks are games against…

At TCU
At Houston

That ain’t gonna be easy!

A Birdie in West Virginia tells us Neal Brown needs 8 Wins in 2023 to return to coach WVU in 2024 so can the Mountaineers win 5 of their last games against…

At TCU
At Houston
Oklahoma State
At UCF
BYU
At Oklahoma
Cincinnati
At Baylor

Doubtful…Mighty Damn Doubtful!

10.  Justin Wilcox, California – Justin Wilcox is now in his 7 th season as the Head Coach at Cal and these records….

Overall:  32 – 38
Pac-12:  17 – 33

….ain’t so good and in fact they are a Total Disaster!

After getting CRUSHED at Washington by the Huskies the now 2 – 2 Cal Bears continue on with Pac-12 play with games left against…

Arizona State
Oregon State
At Utah
USC
At Oregon
Washington State
At Stanford
At UCLA

Damn…this is gonna be ugly now isn’t it?

We gotta think that Wilcox has gotta get 6 Wins in 2023 to return to coach the Bears in 2024 but how in the Hell is Cal gonna win 4 of their last 8 games with that schedule?

Well for Damn Sure to have any Damn chance to do that they gotta beat Arizona State on Saturday….they just gotta!

11.  Billy Napier, Florida – The Gators got a win over Cupcake Charlotte at home on Saturday so that’s…

2 Total Cupcake Wins for Gators in 2023

…and now the meat of the SEC Conference Schedule is coming right at Billy Boy and Florida with game….

At Kentucky

…on Saturday!

This is really a game that Florida should NEVER LOSE but why is it that everyone at Coaches Hot Seat thinks the Cats are gonna beat the Gators who will be 3 – 2 then with these games left to be played >

Vanderbilt
At South Carolina
Georgia in Jacksonville
Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

Anyone else thinking that the Gators will have to beat FSU to get bowl eligible this season?

Thought so!

12.  Brent Venables, Oklahoma – We said before the season that Brent Venables would need 8 Wins Minimum in the 2023 Regular Season to get off the Hot Seat and the Sooners are halfway there with a win over Cincinnati and now OU has left…

Iowa State
Texas in Dallas
UCF
At Kansas
At Oklahoma State
West Virginia
At BYU
TCU

Clearly OU has gotta be no worse than…

6 – 1

…when they travel to play at Kanas on October 28 and that means the Sooners gotta hold serve at home against Iowa State and UCF in the coming weeks and if they beat Texas in the Red River Shootout then that’s just extra gravy on the mashed potatoes!

Don’t lose to Iowa State on Saturday Brent…just don’t do it Son!

Let’s Play Football!

Post Week 3 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny! – Thanks Mr. Cash – Let’s Play Football!

 

Week 3 of the 2023 CFB Season was great fun and on to Week 4 we go and we are loving every minute of it!

Please come on out Johnny and give these Hot Seat Coaches Hell!

Thanks Johnny!

Coaches Hot Seat Ranking

1.  Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – The Most Interesting Record for Jimbo Fisher at Texas A&M is his record in SEC Conference play >

23 – 18

Really?

When you are being paid $10M a year you would think your ass have a lot better record in Conference play than than and in Jimbo’s 5 completed seasons he only posted .500+ Conference records in…

2 of 5 of those seasons!

What in the Hell?

SEC Conference play starts for the Aggies this Saturday with Auburn at home and it’s way past Damn time for Jimbo to get off his ass and start winning some SEC Conference Games and we fully expect the Aggies to handle a rebuilding Auburn team in this spot to start 1 – 0 in SEC play with Arkansas in Dallas next week.

Don’t Lose this one Jimbo…Just Don’t Do It Son!

2.  Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – In your 34 th game as the Head Coach at New Mexico you CANNOT lose to a Very Average New Mexico State team at home and yet that’s what Danny Gonzales and his Lobos did last week and that leaves Danny’s Records at UNM now at…

Overall:  8 – 26
MWC:  3 – 20

That’s Freaking Pitiful…and Outrageous and Danny needs to get off his Damn ass and starting this week at UMass!

3.  Butch Jones, Arkansas State – In Week 3 Arkansas State played and whipped…

Stony Brook

…which would be like the Coaches Hot Seat Flag Football Team playing and whipping the Sisters of the Blind Football Team and now it’s back to football for Butch Jones + ASU with Southern Miss at home and this is a game that…

Butch Jones really needs to Win!

Get off your ass Butch!

4.  Jeff Hafley, Boston College – BC played a very good football game against Florida State but Jeff…

Where in Hell has that been the last couple of seasons Son?

Hafley’s records at BC now stand at…

Overall:  16 – 22
ACC:  9 – 18

…and it’s time for the Eagles to Consistently Be Playing Solid Football starting with the game at Louisville this coming Saturday!

Cut the Damn Excuses and Play Some Damn Football Jeff!

5.  Brent Pry, Virginia Tech – Brent Pry is making $4M a season coaching at Virginia Tech and that’s about…

$4M Too Damn Much

…because this is just Total Crapola Football and Pry is Damn Lucky that Coaches Hot Seat not the AD at Va. Tech because we woulda already grabbed his ass by the scruff of the neck and tossed his ass off the campus because after the loss to Rutgers on Saturday Pry’s records now at…

Overall:  4 – 10
ACC:  1 – 6

What in the Hokie Hell?

Sorry….we are Real Americans and we are not going to tolerate Virginia Tech Football being Total Crapola and it’s time Brent for you to get off you and your Hokies football team off their asses Son and here’s a thought…

Play Some Damn Football at Marshall on Saturday!

Our guess…

The Hokies will not show up and just Flat-Out Quit against Marshall and if they do…

Forget at the airport….Brent Pry’s ass should be fired on the field right after the game!

6.  Ken Wilson, NevadaThings are getting desperate in Reno with the Ken Wilson reign as Head Coach at Nevada and it’s a Damn Good Thing that things are getting desperate because it was great to see UNR play hard against Kansas even if they did come up short and now Ken Wilson has to keep that hard play rolling or his ass is going to be run right out of Reno and quick!

In 2 seasons at Nevada Ken Wilson is now sitting on records of…

Overall:  2 – 13
MWC:  0 – 8

….and that’s….Damn Pitiful!

We are not going to tolerate Nevada Football being this Damn Pitiful and it’s time to Win Some Football Games Ken starting with this Saturday’s game at Texas State and our guess…

Texas State will run the Wolf Pack right out of San Marcos, Texas!

7.  Dave Aranda, Baylor – Baylor played and whipped Long Island University this past Saturday which be like the Coaches Hot Seat Flag Football Team whipping the Hell out of some Candy Ass Chess Club Football Team and now back to football for the Bears in Week 4 with a game at home against…

The Rolling Texas Longhorns

…and with Dave Aranda sitting on a record of…

4 – 8

…in Baylor’s last 12 games…

Memo to Dave Aranda > Don’t Lose this game to the Longhorns Son…Just Don’t Do It!

If Baylor does lose to Texas on Saturday to drop to 1 – 3 on the season with these games left to be played…

At UCF
Texas Tech
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

…how in the world do the Bears get to 6 wins in 2023 and if the Bears don’t win 6 games in Dave Aranda’s 4 th season at Baylor he has to be fired…Right?

Damn Right because that’s Damn Pitiful!

8.  Neal Brown, West Virginia – West Virginia and Neal Brown got the much needed win over Pitt in the Backyard Brawl and now Brown has to keep things rolling because Neal probably needs AT LEAST 7 Wins in 2023 to hang onto his job at WVU and now at 2 – 1 the Mountaineers got left to play this season…

Texas Tech
At TCU
At Houston
Oklahoma State
At UCF
BYU
At Oklahoma
Cincinnati
At Baylor

OK…you beat Pitt and now you GOTTA beat Texas Tech Neal Brown!

Don’t lose this one Son….Don’t Do It!

9.  Tom Allen, Indiana – The Hoosiers played pretty well against Louisville at home but that was a game that Indiana needed to win with the tough Big Ten schedule still to play and in Week 4 the Hoosiers have a home game against Akron that they GOTTA WIN so time to focus on Akron with the 2 games after…

At Maryland
At Michigan

….looming that IU has gotta be 2 – 2 at going into!

Get Em Tom!

10.  Billy Napier, Florida – In Week 3 Billy Napier and the Gators got their MUST WIN over what looks like a Reeling Tennessee Vols team and now the Gators MUST keep this rolling with games left against…

Charotte
At Kentucky
Vanderbilt
At South Carolina
Georgia
Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

Billy Boy needs to have No More Than 2 Losses when they show up in Jacksonville to play Georgia so the Gators have to go at least 3 – 1 in their next 4 games and they go 2 – 2 and then lose to the Dawgs and are sitting on….

4 – 4

…Billy Boy’s time in Gainesville will be under a serious threat to end with…

Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

….still on the schedule!

Time to get off your ass Billy Boy!

11.  Brent Venables, Oklahoma – Brent Venables has gotten the 3 – 0 start he HAD TO HAVE at Oklahoma this season and now things get interesting for the Sooners with games left against…

At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Texas in Dallas
At UCF
At Kansas
At Oklahoma State
West Virginia
At BYU
TCU

There’s just NO DAMN REASON for Oklahoma to Win Less Than 10 Games in 2023 with that schedule and that means that OU has GOTTA win these next 2 games against…

Very Average Cincinnati and Iowa State!

…before the Red River Shootout against the Horns in Dallas!

12.  Mike Bloomgren, Rice – Rice got the 2 – 1 start they had to have in Mike Bloomgren’s 6 th season as Head Coach of the Owls and now Rice has to keep things rolling with a Critical Game…

At South Florida

….in Week 4 that is a MUST WIN with Games left against…

East Carolina
UConn
At Tulsa
Tulane
SMU
At UTSA
At Charlotte
Florida Atlantic

Yep…you GOTTA beat South Florida this Saturday Mike!

Let’s Play Football!

Post Week 2 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny!

 

Week 2 is done and what a Helluva Weekend of College Football it was and now it’s onto Week 3 and let’s bring out the Great Johnny Cash to give these Hot Seat Coaches Hell….Give Em Hell Johnny!

Thanks Mr. Cash!

Coaches Hot Seat Ranking

1.  Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – There’s a lot of numbers one can look at when it comes to Jimbo Fisher’s tenure at Texas A&M but one record that is startling considering the amount of $$$ that Jimbo is being paid in College Station is this one >

Record Against FBS Teams With .500+ Records

20 – 20

Jimbo’s Overall Records at A&M not much better >

Overall: 40 – 22
SEC: 23 – 18

This is Texas A&M and Jimbo Fisher is being paid Extraordinary Amounts of $$$ and has been given EVERYTHING one could wish for to win football games and yet in Jimbo’s 62 nd football game in College Station the Aggies went to Miami and got…

Totally Dominated!

We long ago gave up on anyone in College Station or Aggieland taking Winning seriously because it’s clearly not something that matters and it’s great timing that Texas is coming into the SEC Conference and no doubt the Horns will go back to Totally Dominating the Aggies in Every Damn Way because you see now…

Winning isn’t that important at Texas A&M and it’s a Total Damn Disgrace but again…Fully Expected…it’s Texas A&M after all!

Howdy!

 

2.  Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – New Mexico got a win over FCS Tennessee Tech in Week 2 and in Week 3 the Lobos have a chance to get on a mini-roll of sorts with a home game against New Mexico State and a game at UMass the next week and if Gonzales is going to get this thing turned around then this is THE MOMENT to perform!

 

3.  Butch Jones, Arkansas State – Arkansas State lost to Memphis 37 – 3 in Week and 2 and Butch Jones records at ASU now stand at >

Overall:  5 – 20
Sun Belt:  2 – 14

That’s enough said on the situation with Butch Jones at Arkansas State!

 

4.  Jeff Hafley, Boston College – BC almost lost to Holy Cross in Week 2 after losing to Northern Illinois in Week 1 and Jeff Hafley is hanging on by a thread with 10 games looming that all are going to be tough games to win the way the Eagles are playing >

Florida State
At Louisville
Virgina
At Army
At Georgia Tech
UConn
At Syracuse
Virginia Tech
At Pitt
Miami

This is going to be a long season on Chestnut Hill…a very long season!

 

5.  Neal Brown, West Virginia – Talk about BIG Football Games this Saturday’s Backyard Brawl between Pitt and West Virginia is a BIG One for Neal Brown who really cannot lose this game and drop to 1 – 2 on the season and really think he will be back to coach the Mountaineers in 2023!

In 5 seasons at West Virginia Brown is sitting on records of…

Overall:  22 – 26
Big 12:  14 – 21

…and has a Big 12 slate after the Pitt game that looks like losses around each and every corner >

Texas Tech
At TCU
At Houston
Oklahoma State
At UCF
BYU
At Oklahoma
Cincinnati
At Baylor

Geez…first up though…Brown has gotta beat Pitt on Saturday…he’s just gotta!

 

6.  Billy Napier, Florida – Billy Napier acts like he has all the time in the world to turn around the Florida football program and in 5, 6, or 7 years from now when the Gators make it to the SEC Championship Game all that time given to Billy Boy will be vindicated and….FULL DAMN STOP…

Memo to Billy Boy Napier:  The clock is ticking Son and your ass loses to Tennessee on Saturday with what Gators got left on the schedule in 2023 after the Vols…

Charlotte
At Kentucky
Vanderbilt
At South Carolina
Georgia
Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

…the clock will have Struck Midnight and your ass is DONE so go ahead and turn the gas grill off because the Napier era is over in Gainesville, and we all know what time it would be…Yep…

Prime Time in Gainesville!

Billy Boy has gotta beat Tennessee on Saturday or the folks with the $$$ around the University of Florida will be holding and meeting to end all this Damn Nonsense…and quick!

 

7.  Dave Aranda, Baylor – After the home loss to Utah on Saturday Dave Aranda is now…

3 – 8

…in his last 11 games with the Bears and this Rolling Total Disaster in Waco is really just getting started because if you can’t beat a Utah team with lots of its star players out at home then how in Hell you gonna win many games at all playing in the Big 12 this season Son?

Here’s what left for Baylor in 2023 >

Long Island University = Cupcake
Texas
At UCF
Texas Tech
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

Got Dave Aranda is about to post a 2 nd straight losing season and Baylor Bears football is going right into the Damn river by their football stadium without a chance in Hell of getting out anytime soon?

That would be a BIG YES!

 

8.  Brent Pry, Virginia Tech – Can someone please explain to us what in the Hell is the point of Brent Pry being the Head Football Coach at Virginia Tech when a Drunk Bozo the Clown making $27.50 a year could have run a Hokies football field out on the field against Purdue and produced the same Crapola that Virginia Tech did last Saturday in Blacksburg?

You have no good answer to that question?

Good your ass is SANE then!

In his 2 nd season at Virginia Tech Brent Pry’s records are now..

Overall:  4 – 8
ACC:  1 – 6

…and seriously…

It looks like the Hokies players are coaching themselves with No Damn Coaching Staff at All!

Again we ask…what in the Hell is Brent Pry doing in Blacksburg besides Not One Damn Thing?

The Hokies have left in 2023….

At Rutgers
At Marshall
Pitt
At Florida State
Wake Forest
Syracuse
At Louisville
At Boston College
NC State
At Virginia

Damn…the Hokies are going to post a 2 nd straight losing season aren’t they and since this football team looks…

Totally Un-Coached

…they will have to run Brent Pry right out of town come early December…

Right?

If you said Right then your ass is SANE!

 

9.  Ken Wilson, Nevada – Talk about a Total Damn Disaster Ken Wilson has a Total Damn Disaster going at Nevada right now and since we live close by at Lake Tahoe we are watching this Total Damn Disaster unfold in-person and it’s…

Worse than a Total Damn Disaster for Nevada Football!

Ken Wilson is in his 2 nd season at Nevada and is sitting on records of…

Overall:  2 – 12
MWC:  0 – 8

…and Nevada has left to play in 2023 games against…

Kansas
At Texas State
At Fresno State
UNLV
At San Diego State
New Mexico
Hawaii
At Utah State
At Colorado State
Wyoming

Damn….maybe Nevada can win a couple of games in 2023 against New Mexico and Hawaii at home but really now…

This season is going to be a Total Damn Disaster and Nevada AD Stephanie Rempe who came to Nevada from LSU will be looking for a new Head Football Coach in a couple of months!

 

10.  Mario Cristobal, Miami – OK…OK…Miami beat Texas A&M on Saturday but come on now…

Bozo the Clown could beat Jimbo’s Aggies Football Team

…so Mario is still on the Hot Seat and if the Hurricanes are gonna do something in 2023 then the Tale Will Be Told with some interesting games coming up soon but not before a couple of Cupcake games…

Bethune-Cookman
At Temple
Georgia Tech
At North Carolina
Clemson
Virginia
At NC State
At FSU
Louisville
At Boston College

Really now…Miami should be 5 – 0 when they head to play North Carolina in Chapel Hill on October 14 and then host Now Weakling Clemson which is now in Total Chaos under Dabo and Hardly Existing Virginia so Hell…

Mario should be able to get off the Hot Seat here which will take 8 Wins Minimum because this is…

Miami after all!

 

11.  Brent Venables, Oklahoma – If they don’t have a mess on the field at Oklahoma they will create a mess off the field with Art Briles in Norman and messes seems to be the order of the day when it comes to the Brent Venables era at OU but Hey Now the Sooners at 2 – 0 and they have a fascinating game at Tulsa on Saturday that…should be a Win…but you just never know with Venables and these Sooners and they Gotta Win This Game because of what’s left on the 2023 schedule >

At Tulsa
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Texas in Dallas
UCF
At Kansas
At Oklahoma State
West Virginia
At BYU
TCU

Oklahoma SHOULD Win 10 Games in 2023…SHOULD…will the Sooners Win 10 Games in 2023?

Probably Not but anything less than 8 Wins and Venables is fired Right?

Right!

 

12.  Mike Bloomgren, Rice – You gotta wonder how long Dana Holgorsen can hold on in Houston losing to teams like Rice but Rice got the win over the Cougars on Saturday and Mike Bloomgren’s records in 6 seasons at Rice now stand at…

Overall:  17 – 40
Conference:  12 – 25

That’s Not Good but this is Rice and the Owls have left in 2023 >

Texas Southern
At South Florida
East Carolina
UConn
At Tulsa
Tulane
SMU
At UTSA
At Charlotte
Florida Atlantic

Really now…Rice should get to at least a .500 record in 2023 so Bloomgren can get his ass off the Hot Seat but looking at the above schedule we would guess the Owls finish at…

4 – 8 or 5 – 7 maybe?

Let’s Play Football!

Post Week 1 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny Cash – Let’s Play Football!

 

Week 1 is now in the books and with an Epic Week 2 of College Football os looming so let’s take a look at the Coaches feeling the heat as we really get this 2023 CFB Season underway.

Please come on out and give these Coaches Hell Johnny Cash!

Thanks Johnny!

1.  Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – With the opening season loss to Texas A&M Danny Gonzales is now sitting on records of…

Overa ll:  7 – 25
MWC: 3 – 20

…which ain’t gonna get things done in Albuquerque and the next 3 games against…

Tennessee Tech
New Mexico State
At UMass

…is an opportunity for the Lobos to get some wins on the board.

Recommend you win these next 3 games Son before the trip to Wyoming on September 30!

2.  Butch Jones, Arkansas State – With the opening season destruction of Arkansas State by Oklahoma Butch Jones is now sitting on records of…

Overall:  5 – 20
Sun Belt:  2 – 14

…and those are the kind of records will get you fired from Every Football Job in America and either Butch Jones will start winning some football games or he will be back in Tuscaloosa cleaning out closets for Nick!

Arkansas State’s next 3 games…

Memphis
Stony Brook
Southern Miss

You need to win ALL 3 of these games at home Son!

3.  Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – We got a Humdinger of a Hot Seat vs. Hot Seat match-up in Week 2 with Jimbo Fisher vs Mario Cristobal and the Loser moving on up and the Winner loving life because the heat will be turned down…a bit…and really now this is a game that Jimbo Fisher in his 6 th season in Aggieland against a Very Average Miami team has…

Got To Damn Win!

Jimbo Fisher is now sitting on records with Aggies of…

Overall:  40 – 21
SEC:  23 – 18

…which is borderline what Drunk Bozo the Clown could do with all the resources given to a Coach in College Station and if the Aggies did lose this game to Miami look at what the Aggies have left in 2023 >

La. Monroe
Auburn
Arkansas in Dallas
At Alabama
Tennessee
South Carolina
At Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Abilene Christian
At LSU

This is Texas A&M so in his 6 th season Jimbo Fisher should have the Aggies rolling with 10+ Wins so there better Damn be 10 Wins on the board after the LSU game in late November but come on now…

Aggies have proved in recent years they will accept Total Mediocrity and Yell Out…

Howdy and Be Happy!

Texas A&M Football = We Are Damn Mediocre and will pay a Coach $10M A Year and Be Happy!

Got Worthless Candy Asses haven’t a Damn Clue what America is all about?

Yep…that’s the Aggies now!

4.  Jeff Hafley, Boston College – In his 4 th season at Boston College Jeff Hafley is sitting on records of…

Overall:  15 – 21
ACC:  9 – 17

…and after an opening season home loss to Northern Illinois 6 Wins is Mandatory to hang onto this BC job with these games left on the schedule >

Holy Cross
Florida State
At Louisville
Virginia
At Army
At Georgia Tech
UConn
At Syracuse
Virgina Tech
At Pitt
Miami

How in the Hell does BC win 6 games against those teams when they cannot beat Northern Illinois at home in Week 1?

No Clue!

5.  Neal Brown, West Virginia – With an opening season loss to Penn State things are getting darker in West Virginia for Neal Brown now sitting on records of…

Overall:  22 – 26
Big 12:  14 – 21

….and that ain’t gonna get it done at WVU and the Mountaineers have a Helluva Tough Schedule left to play in 2023 >

Duquesne
Pitt
Texas Tech
At TCU
At Houston
Oklahoma State
At UCF
BYU
At Oklahoma
Cincinnati
At Baylor

West Virginia will have a tough time getting to 6 Wins with that schedule and even just 6 Wins would probably be Turn Out the Lights on the Brown era in Morgantown.

6.  Mario Cristobal, Miami – Mario Cristobal is being paid $10M+ a year to Win Football Games at Miami and there are…

No Damn Excuses for Mario

…making that kind of $$$ who in Year 2 is now sitting on records of…

Overall:  6 – 7
ACC:  3 – 5

…with a schedule in 2023 that the Canes should win 10 Games Minimum…

Miami (OH)
Texas A&M
Bethune-Cookman
At Temple
Georgia Tech
At North Carolina
Clemson
Virginia
At NC State
At FSU
Louisville
At Boston College

If Miami is going to Win 10 Games in 2023 then they gotta beat Texas A&M at home so don’t lose this game at home to the Aggies Mario!

7.  Brent Venables, Oklahoma – Oklahoma is Oklahoma and Lincoln Riley didn’t have a problem winning immediately at OU and Brent Venables took over a Rolling Sooners Football Program and is now sitting on records of…

Overall:  7 – 7
Big 12:  3 – 6

…and with the SEC looming in 2024 Brent Venables better get this whole thing figured out this season because it will only get tougher in the next and now at 1 – 0 after a Cupcake Game in Week 1 the Sooners have left to play >

SMU
At Tulsa
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Texas – Dallas
UCF
At Kansas
At Oklahoma State
West Virginia
At BYU
TCU

If Venables cannot Win 10 Games with that schedule his ass WILL HAVE NO DAMN CHANCE when the Sooners get the SEC!

8.  Billy Napier, Florida – A couple of us at Coaches Hot Seat were at Steve Spurrier’s 1 st game at Florida in 1990 and HBC didn’t exactly take over a great situation in Gainesville but he got the Gators rolling early and that’s what Billy Napier is gonna have to do too or this…

Billy Boy building a monument to his ideas and ego in Gainesville

…gonna be over before it ever gets out of the gate!

There is NO TIME to hire up a Zillion People and build something that might be good 5 years from now because what Deion Sanders has proved…

Your Ass Can Win Year 1

…and right now sitting on records of…

Overall:  6 – 8
SEC:  3 – 5

….this is quickly turning into a Raging Dumpster Fire in Gainesville that better be put out and quick or the entire Florida Athletics Building that was involved in hiring Billy Boy gonna find themselves out of a job!

After the opening season loss to Utah which was Totally Expected by us the Gators have left in 2023…

McNeese
Tennessee
Charlotte
At Kentucky
Vanderbilt
At South Carolina
Georgia in Jacksonville
Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

Damn…can the Gators even get 6 Wins in 2023?

You think that Vols game in Gainesville on September 16 is big to the future of Billy Napier at Florida?

BEYOND BIG!

9.  Mel Tucker, Michigan State – Mel Tucker is making $9M+ a season coaching Michigan State so his ass…

Better Damn Be Performing at a High Level

…and records of….

Overall:  19 – 14
Big Ten:  12 – 13

…are Sub Bozo the Clown in the same position numbers and that’s why Mel better perform in 2023 or the Michigan State folks gonna have to choose between….

Writing A Big Check to end this Damn Mediocrity or Letting the Damn Mediocrity continue!

Now at 1 – 0 the Spartans have left in 2023…

Richmond
Washington
Maryland
At Iowa
At Rutgers
Michigan
At Minnesota
Nebraska
At Ohio State
At Indiana
Penn State

…is 7 Wins even on the table in 2023?

It should be 8 Wins EASY so let’s see what the $9M+ Coach can do because…

Your Ass Is Getting Paid Big Time So Damn Perform at a Level above Bozo the Clown Son!

10.  Dave Aranda, Baylor – The Stanford folks at Coaches Hot Seat have seen the movie now unfolding in Waco, Texas before with David Shaw at Stanford >

A Nice Guy who won some football games who refused to see the world as it is and thus…

Totally Destroyed A Football Program at Stanford!

Dave Aranda is following the same path as David Shaw sitting on his Lazy Ass expecting what he did in the past to work in the future and it was No Surprise to see Aranda bewildered after Baylor’s opening season loss to Texas State at home because you see now…

Dave Aranda Lives in a Total Fantasyworld!

The Real Question for the folks at Baylor is are they going to let Dave Aranda be a Total Lazy Ass and…

Totally Destroy Baylor Football

…like David Shaw did at Stanford or is someone going to call Dave into their office and say…

Get Off Your Lazy Ass Dave and Get To Work Son and if you don’t we are going to run your ass right out of Waco before you Destroy this Football Program!

Since winning the Big 12 in 2021 Dave Aranda’s record is…

6 – 8

…but it’s even worse than that because in his last 10 games Aranda’s record is…

3 – 7

…and here’s what the Bears have coming right at them in 2023 >

Utah
Long Island University
Texas
At UCF
Texas Tech
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

If things continue along as they now going with Baylor Football they will NOT win 6 Games this season so…

Memo to Dave Aranda:  Get off your Damn Lazy Ass Son and Don’t Destroy Baylor Football and if you do you will deserve to be run right out of Waco and NEVER be a Head Coach again!

11.  Mike Bloomgren, Rice – In 6 Seasons at Rice Mike Bloomgren’s records stand at…

Overall:  16 – 40
Conference:  12 – 25

After an opening game loss to Texas the Houston Cougs are up next so that’s 0 – 2 and that’s enough said on the situation at Rice!

12.  Tom Allen, Indiana – The Hoosiers looked pretty decent in their opening season loss to Ohio State and 0 – 1 Indiana has left in 2023 >

Indiana State
Louisville in Indianapolis
Akron
At Maryland
At Michigan
Rutgers
At Penn State
Wisconsin
At Illinois
Michigan State
At Purdue

6 Wins is Very Doable for Indiana in 2023 and it’s Really Doable if the Hoosiers can win their next 3 games including a Big Game against Louisville in Indianapolis!

Let’s Play Football!

#1 Hot Seat – Jimbo Fisher – Texas A&M

 

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#1 Hot Seat – Jimbo Fisher – Texas A&M

Jimbo Fisher is entering his 6 th season coaching at Texas A&M and is sitting on records of…

Overall:  39 – 21
SEC:  23 – 18

…and after 6 seasons is when Kevin Sumlin got run out of College Station with records of..

Overall:  51 – 26
SEC:  25 – 23

…and those 2 Coaches Winning % now at >

Fisher = .650
Sumlin = .662

What then lies ahead in Year 6 for Jimbo in Aggieland….

Will it be Jimbo’s Alamo which with a repeat of another Disaster by the Aggies lead to Jimbo and everyone else involved in giving him that Totally Absurd contract see their asses get run right out of College Station?

Let’s go to the Aggies 2023 schedule to find out!

New Mexico
At Miami
La. Monroe
Auburn
Arkansas in Dallas
Alabama
At Tennessee
South Carolina
At Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Abilene Christian
At LSU

Well…right off the bat we know for Damn sure that Jim Bowie who didn’t play or coach a down of football in his life before he met his fate at the Alamo in March 1836 would…

Win 6 Games Coaching the Aggies in 2023

….so how many games will Jimbo post with Bobby Boy calling the offensive plays…or maybe not calling the plays?

Our guess is the Aggies are sitting on 7 Wins when they head to Baton Rouge on November 25 to play LSU who will be really fired-up to avenge that loss in College Station last season and can Jimbo Fisher survive going…

7 – 5

…in his 6 th year at Texas A&M sitting on an Overall Record in 6 seasons coaching the Aggies of…

46 – 26 .639

Well now…it would cost the Aggies $77M Large to send Jimbo’s ass packing and if your ass willing to accept a .650 winning percentage what’s a .639 winning percentage to worry about…

It’s Texas A&M = Where Our Asses Are Average As Hell And Proud of It and We Give Out Total Dumbass Contracts Too!  Howdy!

Let’s Play Football!

#7 Hot Seat – Brent Venables – Oklahoma

 

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#7 Hot Seat – Brent Venables – Oklahoma

Hey now we would love to see Brent Venables Thrive, Grow, and win BIG at Oklahoma but having watched Brent closely going back to his days as Bob Stoops DC at OU we always has reservations about Brent’s ability to be a Head Coach on the FBS level especially at a place like Oklahoma which ain’t exactly the kind of place where you can make lots of mistakes and get away with them because…

It’s Freaking Oklahoma!

There’s just No Damn Reason for Brent Venables or Anyone Else to not win BIG at Oklahoma and Lincoln Riley in 5 seasons in Norman posted an Overall Record of…

55 – 10

…and we all know what Big Game Bob Stoops did at OU and if you have forgotten in 18 seasons at Oklahoma Bob posted an Overall Record of…

191 – 48

In Brent Venables first season at OU he posted a record of…

6 – 7

Nope…that’s not gonna get it done and in this last year in the Big 12 Conference before the Sooners head to Big, Bad, Tough SEC Conference Land Venables better Damn get things right at Oklahoma or this entire shindig could spiral into a Total Damn Disaster and in a Helluva hurry!

Let’s go to Oklahoma’s 2023 schedule to see where this train is going >

Arkansas State
SMU
At Tulsa
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Texas in Dallas
UCF
At Kansas
At Oklahoma State
West Virginia
At BYU
TCU

Well…it goes without saying that OU better start 3 – 0 and if the Sooners lose one of those first 3 games you can Turn Out the Lights because this thing is OVER for Venables in Norma but if the Sooners do start 3 – 0 then 5 – 0 is a real possibility heading into Dallas to play Texas on October 7.

With Oklahoma’s roster they SHOULD Win…

10 Games in 2023

…and how many games will the Sooners actually Win….

7…maybe 8 Games in 2023

If the Sooners only Win 7 Games in their last year in the Big 12 they will be Damn Lucky to Win 7 Games in their first year in the SEC come 2024!

#9 Hot Seat – Billy Napier – Florida

 


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#9 Hot Seat – Billy Napier – Florida

Coming off a 6 – 7 record in 2022 in his first season as the Head Coach at Florida we have reminded ourselves that Nick Saban went 7 – 6 in his first season at Alabama but Billy isn’t Nick and Alabama in 2007 isn’t Florida in 2022 and this ain’t gonna be easy righting this ship in Gainesville mainly because the SEC is much more of a Bear in every way today than it was when Saban took over at Alabama.

The Biggest Issue facing Napier is that the Florida Gators Roster is about the 7 th or 8 th Best Roster in the SEC Conference right now and that’s why the Gators 2023 schedule is going to be Tough to Navigate…Very Tough!

At Utah
McNeese
Tennessee
Charlotte
At Kentucky
Vanderbilt
At South Carolina
Georgia in Jacksonville
Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

We don’t see the Gators winning in Salt Lake City and they will beat McNeese which makes that Tennessee game in Week 3 the Pivotal Game on Florida’s 2023 schedule because a win over the Vols in this spot and they should be…

3 – 1

…heading to Lexington on September 30 and Kentucky always has a tough time beating the Gators at home or on the road.

Overall, this looks like another 6 Win Season for Florida in 2023 to us and can Billy Napier post back-to-back 6 Wins Seasons in Gainesville and keep his job?

The folks in Gainesville may have no choice but to swallow 2 straight .500 seasons because to buyout Billy it would probably be $10M+ and you then head to 2024 with your Head Coach still on the Hot Seat and how exactly do you get out of this Mediocrity?

You Gotta Take A Jump = Leapfrog Ahead of where you should be and to date we just haven’t seen Billy Napier doing anything at Florida like what Nick Saban did at Alabama to Leapfrog anyone else in the SEC and that reality has got to scare the Hell outta the folks in Gainesville with the SEC only getting Tougher in 2024 with Texas and Oklahoma coming into the Conference!

Let’s Play Football!

Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Monday – August 21, 2023 – Bud Wilkinson

 

“Football, in its purest form, remains a physical fight. As in any fight, if you don’t want to fight, it’s impossible to win.”  Bud Wilkinson

Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Saturday – August 19, 2023 – Paul “Bear” Bryant

 

“If you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride – and never quit – you’ll be a winner. The price of victory is high but so are the rewards.” Paul “Bear” Bryant