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NFL Post Week 17 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give These Hot Seat Coaches End of the Year Hell Johnny Cash!

NFL Post Week 17 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

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Give These Hot Seat Coaches End of the Year Hell Johnny Cash!

NFL Post Week 17 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings


1.  Mike Shanahan, Washington Redskins – All things point to Mike Shanahan being fired this morning by the Washington Redskins and if HALF of what is in this Washington Post story is true about Shanahan….

Mike Shanahan hasn’t solved Washington Redskins’ problems during uneven tenure, Kent Babb and Mark Maske, Washington Post

…..then Mike Shanahan for Damn Sure should be fired this morning by Dan Snyder.

It will be interesting to see who Dan Snyder hires in the never ending….

As the World Turns Complete Disaster that is the Washington Redskins Football Team!



2.  Dennis Allen, Oakland Raiders – In two seasons as the head coach of the Oakland Raiders Dennis Allen has put up win/loss records of….

2012:  4 – 12
2013:  4 – 12

Overall:  8 – 24 (.250)

….and Allen’s two predecessors as the head coach of the Raiders, Hue Jackson and Tom Cable, put up records of….

Hue Jackson
2011:  8 – 8
Overall:  8 – 8 (.500)

Tom Cable
2008:  4 – 8
2009:  5 – 11
2010:  8 – 8
Overall:  17 – 27 (.386)

….and Dennis Allen should be given another season to coach the Raiders?

Sources say Raiders’ Dennis Allen will return, Vic Tafur, San Francisco Chronicle


We have watched the Oakland Raiders football team play a lot in 2013 and in our opinion….

We would NOT hire Dennis Allen to coach our sons’ Pee Wee football teams and yet he is the head coach of the Oakland Raiders?

There is ALL you need to know about what a Complete Freaking Joke the Oakland Raiders are a football team and as an organization.



3.  Jason Garrett, Dallas Cowboys – If your measure to evaluate Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett is….


….then Jason Garrett is not too bad of a head football coach.

If your measure to evaluate Cowboys head coach Jason Garret is….



….then Jason Garret has been a….

Complete Freaking Failure

….as the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys.


Luckily for Jason Garrett he works for an Owner and General Manager of the Dallas Cowboys in Jerry Jones…that in our opinion values…

Getting His Precious Ass Kissed



Just our opinions as Citizens of the American Republic and again we say a prayer every night that….

Jerry Jones is just one American living in the early 21 st Century because in our opinion if you had Jerry Jones running around America for the past 230-plus years then there would be….

NO American Republic in existence today


…..because Candy Ass Pussies that are willing to accept…


….is NOT what the American Republic was founded upon and is about today 230-plus years after its founding.

Keep Kissing and Buttering-Up that Ass Jason Garrett because if you keep doing that….in our opinion….

You will have a “long career” in Dallas!



4.  Leslie Frazier, Minnesota Vikings – Below are Vikings head coach Leslie Frazier’s win/loss records in Minnesota:

2010:  3 – 3
2011:  3 – 13
2012:  10 – 6
2013:  5 – 10 – 1

Overall:  21 – 32 – 1 (.398)

The Vikings head coach that Leslie Frazier replaced in Minnesota was Brad Childress and his Overall Win/Loss Record in five seasons with the Vikings was…

39 – 35  (.527)

Enough said on the Minnesota Vikings.



5.  Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions – In FIVE seasons as the head coach of the Detroit Lions Jim Schwartz has put up win/loss records of…

2009:  2 – 14
2010:  6 – 10
2011:  10 – 6 – Playoff Appearance
2012:  4 – 12
2013:  7 – 9

Overall:  29 – 51 (.363)

That will keep you employed in the NFL?


Where the Hell do we sign-up to be a Mediocre Worker that makes Millions of Dollars a year?



6.  Greg Schiano, Tampa Bay Buccaneers – So from year 1 with the Bucs with a record of…

7 – 9

….the Bucs finish in Year 2 under Greg Schiano of…

4 – 12

….and that is supposed to be something to celebrate and congratulate Greg Schiano on “achieving?”

YES….there is at least ONE PLACE in America where you can…

Fail Completely and Totally

….and be praised by MORONS that have never worked a day of their lives in the REAL WORLD….i.e….

Not in the Media


Not in Professional Sports

….and that place where you can Fail Completely and Totally and be patted-on-the-back and praised is the….



Boy, it must be GREAT to be a Billionaire that….

Don’t Have A Freaking Clue about Sports or how to run a Professional Sports Franchise….Franchises!



7.  Rex Ryan, New York Jets – The New York Jets under Rex Ryan the last three seasons have put up win/loss records of….

22 – 24  (.478)


NO Playoff Appearances

…..and if the owner of the Jets, Woody Johnson, who in our opinion…

Wouldn’t Know An Honest Day’s Work If It Hit Him the Ass


….is satisfied with that below .500 record by Ryan then we here at Coaches Hot Seat are Very Damn Thankful that…

Woody Johnson is the great-grandson of Robert Wood Johnson

….rather than Robert Wood Johnson himself because if Woody had been Robert….in our opinion of course….

Johnson & Johnson would NOT EXIST TODAY!

Be Proud Woody Johnson!

YOUR New York Jets Franchise and Football Team is…



Serious Question:  If the 32 NFL Owners went to West Texas and Shoveled Shit for the next year and left their teams to be run by this fellow….


….would the 32 NFL Teams be better or worse a year from now?

Answer:  This is an easy one…..A HELLUVA LOT BETTER!

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