COACHES HOT SEAT BLOG

The greatest sporting event in the United States gets underway today across the country and over the next few weeks ALL of America will in some way be connected to the fabulous NCAA College Basketball Tournament.  As opposed to I-A college football that shuts down its top teams for four plus weeks at the end of its regular season, the NCAA College Basketball Tournament honors the best traditions of our Republic, the chief one being that championships are won and lost on the field of play (not in the back rooms with Greedy Candy Asses that wouldn’t last five seconds on a football field with REAL MEN making all the decisions!)

Earlier this week Coaches Hot Seat sent out a request to our members to list the top sporting events that ACTUALLY DECIDE A CHAMPIONSHIP(S) that they most like to watch or attend.  Let’s get to the results of our internal poll:

1.  NCAA College Basketball Tournament

2.  NFL Playoffs/Super Bowl

3.  The Masters

4.  MLB Playoffs/World Series

5.  NBA Playoffs/NBA Championship Series

6.  US Open Golf Championship

7.  British Open Golf Championship

8.  The Summer Olympics

9.  The Winter Olympics

10.  College World Series

11.  Tour de France

12.  Bogus BCS Games

That’s right, you got it, that sickening creation (the BCS) by the Greedy Candy Asses that wouldn’t know UP from DOWN is way down the list of sporting events that we like to watch or attend, and judging by every poll that has been done in the past decade, the American People agree with us TOTALLY (DUDE)!

Imagine for a moment that the NCAA College Basketball Tournament shut down the college basketball regular season the way these Buffoons running college football do after the conclusion of the regular season and championship games.  Instead of the First Round Games of the NCAA College Basketball Tournament being played 4 to 10 days after the final games for Tournament teams if something like the IDIOTIC BCS reigned in college basketball the NCAA Tournament would not tip-off until April 16!

March 18 – NCAA College Basketball Tournament Tips-Off because a group of Greedy Candy Asses are not holding the game of college basketball hostage.

April 16 – (Average 33 days between last game and BCS bowls begin) When the NCAA College Basketball Tournament WOULD START if the same type of Greedy Candy Asses that are running college football were allowed to take over college basketball.

Yes, we can all give a big thanks to the fact that the Greedy Candy Asses are cornered in the game of college football, but maybe not for long…maybe not for long Candy Asses….

Our only advice is…Keep all those emails and correspondence and by all means we encourage you to tell the truth if someone from the government shows up at your door and asks you a question that centers around the BCS Boys conspiring behind the scenes to limit competition in Division I-A football.  Don’t forget the wise words of Richard Nixon (paraphrased):  “It is the lie or cover-up that eventually gets you, not the underlying crime.”  Of course, a group conspiring to limit competition in Division I-A football would be a crime, even if every conference signed onto the committing of the conspiracy (crime).  You see, if all the Mafia families in New York get together to divide up the NY Metro area it is still a crime that ALL of them have committed together because breaking US law as it pertains to criminal activity or the purposeful limiting of competition in college sports is still a crime.

Yes, keep all those emails!

Besides, is there really anyone, and we mean someone with a working brain that is not having his pockets stuffed by the Candy Ass BCS Boys, that really thinks the BCS is a legitimate way to determine the champion in college football?  Sadly, our educational system has terribly failed our country in the last couple of decades and there are a lot of stupid and very gullible people running around in the American Republic.

Several of us here at Coaches Hot Seat are playing golf in the San Francisco Bay area today….

….and then we are heading down to the San Jose HP Pavilion this afternoon/evening for four First Round Games and then we are going to play some more golf on Friday and then attend the Second on Saturday.  Yes, nothing like the NCAA College Basketball Tournament and March Madness and nothing like March Madness in person!

March 18, San Jose HP Pavilion

Vanderbilt vs. Murray State

Butler vs. UTEP

Marquette vs. Washington

New Mexico vs. Montana

March 20, San Jose HP Pavilion

Second Round Games

Now that should be some great college basketball…and just think instead of bogus bowl games involving mediocre college football teams, these games will ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING because it is WIN OR GO HOME BABY! 

Just like it should always be when deciding championships in sports in America….

….and how it will be you Candy Ass BCS Boys!

Let’s Tip-It Off and decide a CHAMPIONSHIP!

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