Daily Archive: December 18, 2015

Kevin Sumlin In the Middle of A Total Disaster In College Station and Owed A $20 Million Dollar Buyout….Oh….$20 Million Dollars Is NOTHING To Texas Oil Boys…and There Is A TOP College Football Head Coach Who Will Accept the Texas A&M Head Coaching Job For the Right Amount of Money…And “Incentives” Of Course! – Gig ‘Em Aggies

As we detailed in this Coaches Hot Seat Blog just a few weeks ago about how Completely Average LSU Football has become under Les Miles…

11 College Football Head Coaches Facing CANNOT Lose Games in Week Thirteen, Coaches Hot Seat Blog


….with Miles posting a record of…

10 – 10  (.500)

…in his last 20 games against SEC Conference schools with records of .500 or better there is yet another school in the SEC Western Division that has fallen off the Earth in the last couple of years in the…

Texas A&M Aggies under Head Coach Kevin Sumlin


…..who in some ways has an even WORSE resume than Les Miles in recent years and with that let’s…

Go Joe Friday and get “Just the Facts Ma’am…Just the Facts”


….on Kevin Sumlin’s FOUR years at Texas A&M:

Kevin Sumlin, Head Coach Texas A&M – 2012 – 2015

Overall:  36 – 15

SEC:  17 – 15

In the last FOUR seasons under Kevin Sumlin Texas A&M has played…

36 FBS Teams with .500 or better records

…and in those 36 games Sumlin has posted a record of…

21 – 15

Hmmmm….for someone that has made OVER…

$16 Million Dollars over the past FOUR seasons

….we would classify a record of 21 – 15 against FBS teams with .500 or better records as…

Average at Best

….but wait until you see Kevin Sumlin’s record against SEC Conference teams with .500 or better records….Oh…it’s Very Damn Ugly Indeed!

Over the past FOUR seasons Kevin Sumlin has played 28 SEC Conference teams with .500 or better records and in those 28 games Sumlin has posted a record of…

13 – 15

Yes…you read that right…the $16 Million Dollar Plus Man even with Johnny Manziel for TWO seasons is now sitting on a record of…

13 – 15

….against SEC Conference Teams with .500 or better records over the past FOUR seasons and that coupled with….

The Total and Complete Meltdown of the Texas A&M Football Program right now in College Station

…has rightfully led to Kevin Sumlin’s rear-end being on the No. 1 Hot Seat after an…

Emergency Meeting at Coaches Hot Seat on Thursday to consider Kevin Sumlin’s Job Status which included plenty of cold beer, chips & salsa, chocolate chip cookies, and Kentucky bourbon!


Oh…here’s the kicker for fans of Texas A&M Football…yesterday someone who we will call…

“A Person DEEP in the Know”

….called a Coaches Hot Seat member in the wake of Texas A&M quarterbacks Kyle Allen and Kyler Murray transferring from the school and said…

“Blue Horseshoe loves Bluestar Airlines!”

No…that’s not right….”A Person DEEP in the Know” actually said to the Coaches Hot Seat member relative to the current situation at Texas A&M….

“A Top and I mean TOP head coach in college football will take the Texas A&M job if offered.”

Coaches Hot Seat Member: “I know which TOP head coach you are talking about….but how much money would A&M have to throw out to land this TOP head coach?”

A Person DEEP in the Know: “$7.5M plus over 6 seasons plus…incentives.”

Coaches Hot Seat Member: “Guess those incentives would be an interest in some oil wells or something similar?”

A Person DEEP in the Know: “Exactly.”

Oh…this TOP College Football Head Coach is NOT Houston head coach Tom Herman who we have heard is waiting for the Texas job and might or might be interested in Texas A&M if they came calling….rather this TOP College Football Head Coach we are talking about has a LONG track-record of success and is in our opinion…

One of the FIVE best College Football Head Coaches in America

So let’s update the Total Disaster that is Texas A&M Football as of December 18, 2015:

Kevin Sumlin who has been paid OVER $16 Million Dollars over the past FOUR football seasons is sitting on records of…

21 – 15 against the 36 FBS teams with .500 or better records he has played

13 – 15 against the 28 SEC teams with .500 or better records he has played


One of the TOP head coaches in College Football would accept the Texas A&M job in January if offered…for the right amount of money and “incentives” of course

Is there anyone else thinking what we are thinking right now?

Kevin Sumlin has FOUR years left on his Fully Guaranteed Contract at…

$5 Million Dollars Per Year x 4 Years = $20 Million Dollars Total

…and somewhere there are some oil boys near Houston sitting in a cigar smoke-filled with room saying something like…

“We can raise the $20 Million to pay Sumlin off easy by passing the pot around…but can we land a TOP coach to replace Sumlin and what will that cost us?”

Memo to the Oil Boys in that Cigar Smoke-Filled Room from Coaches Hot Seat:

Yes…you can raise the $20 Million to pay Sumlin off easily.

Yes…you can land a TOP College Football Head Coach for…

$7.5 Million Per Year x 6 Years = $45 Million Dollars


“Incentives” that we would value at $7 to $10 Million Dollars over the next 25 years.

Signed: Coaches Hot Seat

Kevin Sumlin and his Texas A&M football team play Louisville on Wednesday, December 30 in the….

Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl in Nashville, Tennessee

….which with a loss to a very AVERAGE Louisville team would turn the Total Disaster in College Station into…

A Roaring Complete and Total Disaster

….and by our back-of-the-envelope figuring Texas A&M could have a new head coach in place by….

January 12, 2016

….at the latest!

Gig ‘Em Aggies!


Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day – December 18, 2015 – John McKay

Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day – December 18, 2015 – John McKay


“The most successful coaches on any level teach the fundamentals.”


“No coach, no matter how successful, ever completely escapes the pressure of winning.”


“You don’t beat people with surprises, but with execution.”


“It bothers me that they (the national media) have picked us to be the worst team in football. Because what they are doing now is challenging your physical and your mental capacity and my ability to coach you. Now, this hurts me. Second worst team, I could stand it. But not the worst team.”


“Kickers are like horse manure. They’re all over the place.”


“Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.”


“Emotion is highly overrated in football. My wife Corky is emotional as hell but can’t play football worth a damn.”


On his team’s blocking strategy: “Hold when you’re at home and don’t hold when you’re on the road.”


“If you have everyone back from a team that lost ten games, experience isn’t too important.”


On how coaching an expansion team is a religious experience: “You do a lot of praying, but most of the time the answer is ‘no.’ “


On the play of Joe Namath in the Jets 34-0 victory over Tampa Bay, “Namath is still Namath, but I must say that our guys were nice to him. I noticed when they knocked him down, they helped him to his feet. That was gentlemanly. I thought one stood around long enough to get his autograph.”


“I told our players that there were 700 million Chinese people in the world who didn’t even know the game was played. The next week, I got five letters from China asking “What happened?””


“Behind every fired football coach stands a college president.”


“Nobody becomes great without self-doubt. But you can’t let it consume you.”


“We didn’t tackle well today, but we made up for it by not blocking”.


“Three or four plane crashes and we’re in the playoffs.”


* On the execution of the Bucs offense: “I think it’s a good idea.”


“On the Bucs early games: “Every time I look up, it seems we’re punting.”

Wikipedia: John McKay