Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Thursday – October 12, 2023 – Napoleon Bonaparte
“Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.” Napoleon Bonaparte
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day
Post Week 6 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Ring of Fire These Hot Seat Coaches Johnny! – Thanks Mr. Cash and Say Hello to June Carter!
Goodness Gracious where does the time go because we now got 6 Weeks of College Football on the books in 2023 and away we go to Week 7 and let’s bring out the Great Johnny Cash to get things rolling here for these Hot Seat Coaches!
Thank You Mr. Cash and say Hell to June Carter!
1. Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo…Oh Jimbo…what in the Hell is wrong with your ass Son?
We have folks at Coaches Hot Seat known Jimbo since he was playing Quarterback from Terry Bowden at Samford University in a suburb south of Birmingham, Alabama and they and all of us have been tremendously disappointed at what Jimbo has done…or rather hasn’t done…with Aggies Football the last 6 seasons.
Jimbo’s Records at A&M now stand at…
Overall: 43 – 23
SEC: 25 – 19
…and having been paid now North of $50M and there’s at least another…
$100M+ invested in Aggies Football the last 6 seasons
…you gotta wonder just how long the Oil Boys gonna be satisfied with this Mediocre Horseshit but maybe we been reading these Oil Boys wrong and…
Mediocre Horseshit is Just Fine and Dandy for their asses!
Alrighty then but the Aggies are now 4 – 2 on the season and have left to play in 2023…
At Tennessee
South Carolina
At Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Abilene Christian
At LSU
We are gonna assume that the Aggies beat at home…
South Carolina, Mississippi State, and Abilene Christian
…which is 7 Wins but how many of these 3 SEC Games on the road the Aggies gonna win?
No idea…but we would recommend that Jimbo beat the Vols at Neyland on Saturday because you can only run a Con for so long before eventually even the Slow on the Uptake Oil Boys will says…
“Whoa Nellie! This ain’t right now…you hear?”
2. Ken Wilson, Nevada – Nevada had a bye in Week 6 but Ken Wilson’s 15 game losing streak at UNR rolls on and the Wolf Pack have a Huge Game in Reno on Saturday hosting Big Rival UNLV which has a 1 st year Head Coach in Barry Odom and we recommend that…
Kenny Boy not lose this game or it probably be…
3. Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – The New Mexico Lobos had a bye in Week 6 and are now at 2 – 3 on the season with these games left to be played…
San Jose State
Hawaii
At Nevada
UNLV
At Boise State
At Fresno State
Utah State
Danny Boy really needs to get to 6 Wins and a Bowl Game in his 4 th year on the job so we would recommend you win these next 2 games at home against San Jose State and Hawaii and then you got Hapless Nevada on the road which should be 5 Wins easy Son!
Get Off Your Ass Danny!
4. Billy Napier, Florida – The Florida Gators beat Vanderbilt at home in Week 6 which his like saying the Coaches Hot Seat Flag Football Team beat the Sisters of the Blind, Deaf, and Mute Football Team and now it’s back to Big Boy Football for Florida in Week 7 with a trip to South Carolina and a loss in this spot to drop the Gators to 4 – 3 on the season with Georgia up next….
Got Total Damn Disaster?
Yep…that’s what your ass would have!
Get Off Your Ass Billy!
5. Tom Allen, Indiana – Week 6 must have been Bye Week for Hot Seat Coaches Week because this is the 3 rd Hot Seat Coach + Team that had Week 6 off and the Hoosiers now at 2 – 3 on the season have to go to Ann Arbor to play Michigan which the way Blue playing is probably gonna be a loss so that’s 2 – 4 and then IU has left after that >
Rutgers
At Penn State
Wisconsin
At Illinois
Michigan State
At Purdue
The last 3 seasons Tom Allen’s record at Indiana now stands at…
8 – 21
…and that ain’t good…even at Indiana…and the Hoosiers really need to get to 6 Wins in 2023 to give Tom a chance to return to IU in 2024 which probably means beating 4 of these 5 remaining opponents >
Rutgers
Wisconsin
Illinois
Michigan State
Purdue
That’s Doable…Very Doable!
Get Off Your Ass Tom!
6. Dana Holgorsen, Houston – Yet another Hot Seat Coach in Dana Holgorsen had a bye in Week 6 which is now 4 Hot Seat Coaches and the Cougars get back to football this week with a Thursday night home game against West Virginia which is a game that 2 – 3 Houston and Dana Holgorsen…
Just Cannot Lose!
Dana Holgorsen is being paid a big piss-pot full of money at Houston and his records at UH now stand at…
Overall: 29 – 23
Conference: 18 – 14
…and that ain’t so Damn good when your ass is being paid…
A Big Piss-Pot Full of Money
….and Hell if Houston loses to West Virginia tomorrow night they might not even make it to a bowl game with this schedule still remaining to be played >
Texas
At Kansas State
At Baylor
Cincinnati
Oklahoma State
At UCF
Geez….this could get Ugly…Very Ugly in Houston if the Cougs lose to surging West Virginia tomorrow night!
Get Off Your Ass Dana!
7. Brent Pry, Virginia Tech – Brent Pry in 2 seasons at Virginia Tech is sitting on records of…
Overall: 5 – 12
ACC: 2 – 7
…and those 5 Wins have been over >
Boston College
Wofford
Liberty
Old Dominion
Pitt
Got Pitiful?
Yep…that’s Pitiful and now the Hokies at 2 – 4 on the season are a Crossroads of Sorts for the Brent Pry era with 2 back-to-back home games against…
Wake Forest
Syracuse
….and these are 2 games that EVERY Virginia Tech Head Coach in his 2 nd year on the job should win and let’s see what Brent can do but if the Hokies somehow lost these 2 games….
8. Dave Aranda, Baylor – The Best Thing about the meltdown of Dave Aranda at Baylor is that it’s a Helluva Lesson for Football Coaches on what NOT TO DO which is what Dave Aranda has done in Waco >
Become so Damn Arrogant believing that your ass invented the Game of Football that you sit around on your Lazy Ass and do Damn Nothing while other teams are coming up with all kinds of ways to whip your ass and now you know why Aranda’s ass is on the Hot Seat and will remain there until he is run out of Waco…unless the Boy changes his ways and quick!
In his last 10 Games Dave Aranda’s record at Baylor is now…
2 – 8
…and one of those wins was over a UCF team that totally melted down at home and it coulda been 1 – 9 easy!
Baylor now at 2 – 4 on the season has a bye in Week 7 but the Bears have left on their 2023 schedule >
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia
The Baylor Offense is no doubt Pretty Average right now but everyone told us that Dave Aranda was a Defensive Whiz and while inventing the Game of Football he always invented Defensive Football as well and right now the Baylor Defense in Scoring or Giving Up Points is…
#100!
Memo to Dave Aranda > Find a Mirror Son and admit to yourself that your ass didn’t invent the Game of Football in America then get your ass to work because right now your ass is on a path to be run out of Waco and out of coaching totally!
9. Butch Jones, Arkansas – After ringing up 3 wins over Total Cupcakes the Arkansas State Red Wolves got back to Big Boy Football in Week 6 and promptly….
Got Their Asses Handed To Them!
…by Troy by the score of…
37 – 3!
Now at 3 – 3 on the season and Butch really needing 6 Wins to hang onto his job at Arkansas State the Red Wolves have left to play in 2023…
Coastal Carolina
At La. Monroe
Louisiana
At South Alabama
Texas State
At Marshall
If Butch Jones can’t win 3 of these last 6 games then his ass should be fired!
Get Off Your Ass Butch!
10. Justin Wilcox, California – Cal put up a decent fight before losing at home to a really solid Oregon State team and that dropped the Bears record in 2023 to 3 – 3 in a year when Justin Wilcox really needs to get to 6 Wins and get to a bowl game to get some kind of momentum going as Cal heads to the ACC in 2024 and the Bears have left to play this season >
At Utah
USC
At Oregon
Washington State
At Stanford
At UCLA
Geez…getting 3 more wins ain’t gonna be easy….not easy at all!
Get Off Your Ass Justin!
11. Jeff Hafley, Boston College – After back-to-back 3 point wins over Virginia and Army things have quieted down a bit at Boston College but the now 3 – 3 Eagles are back to Big Boy Football with a trip to play at Georgia Tech on Saturday before finishing the season with these games >
UConn
At Syracuse
Virginia Tech
At Pitt
Miami
Geez…Hafley is 6 – 12 in the last 2 seasons at Boston College and it’s highly doubtful he will be able to get 3 more wins to get BC bowl eligible in 2023 which has gotta be a Helluva problem on Chestnut Hill where you should be able to take the Eagles to bowl game at MINIMUM every Damn year!
12. Mario Cristobal, Miami – Ole Miami had beaten 4 Pretty Bad or Average Teams…
Miami (Ohio)
Texas A&M
Bethune-Cookman
Temple
…before they gave that game away to Georgia Tech on Saturday and now the Canes have back-to-back…
At North Carolina
Clemson
If Miami loses these 2 games to drop to 4 – 3 on the season then what in the Hell is the point of Mario Cristobal being the Head Coach at Miami?
There Is None!
After the Tar Heels and Tigers what is left is…
Virginia
At NC State
At Florida State
Louisville
At Boston College
Hell…if Miami is 4 – 3 after Week 8 then they might struggle to get to 6 Wins in 2023!
Get Off Your Ass Mario!
Let’s Play Football!
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Tuesday – October 10, 2023 – Helen Keller
“Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved.” Helen Keller
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Monday – October 9, 2023 – Arnold Palmer
I’ve always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never felt that I didn’t have a chance to win.” Arnold Palmer
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Sunday – October 8, 2023 – Jesse Owens
“The battles that count aren’t the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself – the invisible, inevitable battles inside all of us – that’s where it’s at.” Jesse Owens
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Friday – October 6, 2023 – Barbara Jordan
“For all of its uncertainty, we cannot flee the future.” Barbara Jordan
Post Week 5 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Come On Out Johnny and Bring Ring of Fire With You! – Thanks Mr. Cash!
Week 5 of College Football is in the books and Week 6 is already underway and we here at Coaches Hot Seat need to get off our Lazy Asses and get the Post Week 5 Coaches Hot Seat Ranking Analysis out and here it is so let’s bring out the Great Johnny Cash!
Thank You Johnny!
1. Ken Wilson, Nevada – Ken Wilson won his first 2 games at Nevada and he’s now lost 15 Straight Games and if that won’t put your ass in the #1 Hot Seat then nothing will and the #1 Hot Seat is where Wilson now finds his ass!
Now at 0 – 5 on the season Nevada-Reno things don’t get any easier and we are starting to wonder if UNR will win a game in 2023!
UNLV
At San Diego State
New Mexico
Hawaii
At Utah State
At Colorado State
Wyoming
Well….UNR has a shot at beating New Mexico and Hawaii at home and it would be really great if they beat UNLV at home on October 14 but really now this looks like…
3 Wins Top for UNR in 2023 and that…ain’t very good in Year 2 on the job!
2. Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – The Lobos Offense is a Helluva Lot Better in 2023 than it has been in recent years which gives New Mexico a chance to win some games but this Offensive Revival may have come too late for Danny Gonzales and the time is now to….
Attack, Attack, and Attack some more Danny!
Now at 2 – 3 on the season Gonzales and New Mexico really need 6 Wins in 2023 and they got left on the schedule…
San Jose State
Hawaii
At Nevada
UNLV
At Boise State
At Fresno State
Utah State
Hell…if Gonzales can’t win 4 of these 7 games his ass should be fired after 4 years on the job!
3. Billy Napier, Florida – Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy…what in the Hell exactly was that against Kentucky Son?
Can we get a Welfare Check on Billy Napier because after watching Billy Boy during and after the Kentucky game we are wondering if Billy Boy is still alive and amongst us the living! Billy looks barely awake and his ass is the…
The Head Coach of the Florida Gators! Wake the Hell Up Billy Boy!
Billy Napier is now 9 – 9 in 18 games in 2 years at Florida and with the loss to UK 3 – 2 on the season with these games left…
Vanderbilt
At South Carolina
Georgia – Jacksonville
Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State
Well…if Billy Boy loses to Vandy on Saturday he will surely be fired on the field right after the game so that’s a Win we are assuming but how many Wins can the Gators really get in 2023?
5….maybe 6?
This is Freaking Florida Gators Football and in Year 2 we are talking…
5…maybe 6 Wins?
Hell…we the sure the Hell not going to tolerate that Crapola nor would Any Real Gator!
4. Tom Allen, Indiana – Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy….Tommy…what in the Hell was that 44 – 17 loss to Maryland Son?
The Hoosiers after that Debacle against the Terps are now 2 – 3 on the season and things are not getting any easier for Indiana now!
At Michigan
Rutgers
At Penn State
Wisconsin
At Illinois
Michigan State
At Purdue
Damn….how in Hell is Indiana going to get to 6 Wins in 2023 when Tommy really needs 6 Wins to keep this train rolling in Bloomington?
Ain’t gonna be easy at all!
5. Dana Holgorsen, Houston – Now in his 5 th season at Houston Dana Holgorsen is sitting on records of…
Overall: 29 – 23
Conference: 18 – 14
….but most of that was before Houston got into the Big 12 Conference where there aren’t lots of Cupcakes you have more talent than like Dana faced in the AAC so this is about to get Interesting…Really Interesting in Houston!
Houston is now 2 – 3 on the season with these games left to be played…
West Virginia
Texas
At Kansas State
At Baylor
Cincinnati
Oklahoma State
At UCF
Boy…these next 2 games are just Freaking Everything for Holgorsen and West Virginia and the Cougs lose these 2 games then this season will have been lost and for Damn Sure Houston better not lose this game to West Virginia on Thursday – October 12 with Texas coming to town aright after WVU!
No…don’t lose this one to the Mountaineers Dana!
6. Jeff Hafley, Boston College – Jeff Hafley and Boston College really needed a Win and luckily Hapless Virginia showed up in Week 5 to get the Eagles that Win but now it’s back to Real Football for BC and here is what the 2 – 3 Eagles have left in 2023 >
At Army
At Georgia Tech
UConn
At Syracuse
Virginia Tech
At Pitt
Miami
That looks like 3 to 4 Wins for Jeff Hafley in Year 4 on the job at Boston College and that ain’t good…that ain’t good at all!
7. Brent Pry, Virginia Tech – It was nice to see the Hokies actually…
Play Football
…against Pitt on Saturday which they haven’t done much under Brent Pry the last 2 seasons and now we interested to see if Pry can keep this going…..
The Playing of the Game of Football that is!
The 2 – 3 Hokies still have to play in 2023…
At Florida State
Wake Forest
Syracuse
At Louisville
At Boston College
NC State
At Virginia
We guess Virginia Tech can find 4 more Wins in these last 7 Games but really now when you are talking about maybe getting to 6 Wins when you talking about Hokies Football you have already Lost the Plot Totally!
8. Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – OK…this Alabama Game in College Station on Saturday is the chance for Jimbo Fisher to finally show his ass actually knows what he is doing with the Aggies and in the last 17 seasons Bama hasn’t been this vulnerable under Saban since Year 1 and we will be interested to see if…
The Aggies will show up and Play Football or continue the Mediocre Crapola that has dominated Jimbo’s time in Aggieland!
If the Aggies did lose this game to Bama to drop to 4 – 2 on the season with these games left…
At Tennessee
South Carolina
At Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Abilene Christian
At LSU
….that could be 3, 4, or maybe 5 losses for A&M in 2023 and we been told if Jimbo loses more than 3 games his ass is done in Aggieland!
Beat Bama Jimbo….Just Beat Bama Son!
9. Dave Aranda, Baylor – Dave Aranda and the Baylor Bears benefited from one of the Biggest Meltdowns in College Football History by Gus Malzahn and UCF on Saturday which was a Total Gift to Dave that he better Damn take advantage of now because even with the Win and now at 2 – 3 on the season what the Bears got left ain’t exactly easy >
Texas Tech
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia
We can see 2 more probable Wins for Baylor against Iowa State and Houston at home….but that only adds up to 4 Wins so Dave…
You better Damn beat Texas Tech at home on Saturday Son!
10. Butch Jones, Arkansas State – Butch Jones and Arkansas State needed some Cupcakes to get a few Wins and Cupcakes they got in Spades the last 3 weeks against…
Stony Brook
Southern Miss
UMass
…but now it’s back to Big Boy Football for Butch and the Red Wolves with a game At Troy this week!
Arkansas State is 3 – 2 on the season and has left on the schedule…
At Troy
Coastal Carolina
At La. Monroe
Louisiana
At South Alabama
Texas State
At Marshall
Maybe Arkansas State can get to 6 Wins this season which Butch Jones SHOULD GET in Year 3 on the job but it’s just a Maybe!
11. Justin Wilcox, California – Justin Wilcox has posted 3 Straight Losing Seasons at California and the 2023 season isn’t off to the greatest of starts with the Bears now at 3 – 2 on the year with some Tough games coming up and fast they are a coming!
Oregon State
At Utah
USC
At Oregon
Washington State
At Stanford
At UCLA
Can Cal Win at least 3 of their last 7 games.
More than likely….NOT!
12. Trent Difler, UAB – We been around Trent Dilfer plenty in San Francisco Bay Area from Palo Alto to Tiburon and Trent knows Sam’s Anchor Bar in Tiburon for sure just as we do well since many us grew up in Marin County and went to school and worked in San Francisco Bay area for decades but it’s not Trent’s…
1 – 4
…record in Year 1 at UAB that has landed his ass on the Hot Seat but rather Trent’s…
Freaking Outrageous Behavior on the sideline in the loss on Saturday to Tulane
Come on Trent…You Are the Freaking Head Coach at UAB so get yourself together Son!
Let’s Play Football
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Thursday – October 5, 2023 – Ernest Shackleton
“Difficulties are just things to overcome, after all.” Ernest Shackleton
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Wednesday – October 4, 2023 – George S. Patton
“Nobody ever defended anything successfully, there is only attack and attack and attack some more.” George S. Patton
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Tuesday – October 3, 2023 – Andrew Carnegie
“People who are unable to motivate themselves must be content with mediocrity, no matter how impressive their other talents.” Andrew Carnegie
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Monday – October 2, 2023 – David Packard
“Take risks. Ask big questions. Don’t be afraid to make mistakes; if you don’t make mistakes, you’re not reaching far enough.” David Packard
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Sunday – October 1, 2023 – Chuck Yeager
“You don’t concentrate on risks. You concentrate on results. No risk is too great to prevent the necessary job from getting done.” Chuck Yeager
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Saturday – September 30, 2023 – Homer Norton
“It is how you show up at the showdown that counts.” Homer H. Norton
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Friday – September 29, 2023 – Edmund Hillary
“It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.” Edmund Hillary
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Thursday – September 28, 2023 – Joe Louis
“If you gotta tell them who you are, you ain’t nobody.” Joe Louis
Post Week 4 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Come On Out Johnny and Say Hello To June Carter From Us!
Goodness Gracious what a Hellacious Week 4 of College Football that was and God Bless America for allowing all of this CFB Madness to roll on down the track and with that let’s bring out the Great Johnny Cash to give these Hot Seat Coaches Hell!
Thank You Johnny and say Hello and Give Our Best to June Carter!
1. Jeff Hafley, Boston College – With the loss to Louisville at home Jeff Hafley’s record at BC now stand at…
Overall: 16 – 23
ACC: 9 – 19
…and this train is still going to the same place which is into the river at the next bridge unless someone on Chestnut Hill does something and quick!
BC now at 1 – 3 on the season has left…
Virginia
At Army
At Georgia Tech
UConn
At Syracuse
Virgina Tech
At Pitt
Miami
…and if the Eagles are going to get another win this season it will against Virginia at home on Saturday and for Damn Sure….
Don’t Lose this game Son!
2. Brent Pry, Virgina Tech – We are not quite sure what Brent Pry is doing at Virginia Tech but for Damn Sure his ass isn’t acting like the Head Coach of a proud Hokies football program and someone better tell Pry soon that…
Life Is Right Damn Now Son
…or his ass is going to get run right out of Blacksburg as a Total Failure and we talking sometime in the next few weeks!
So far in 2023 Virginia Tech looks like a…
Totally Un-Coached Football Team
…and Pry’s ass is making $4,000,000 a year to do what exactly because for Damn Sure his ass is not coaching the Hokies!
Pry’s records now stand at…
Overall: 4 – 11
ACC: 1 – 6
…and the Hokies are 1 – 3 in 2023 with games left that look like what….2 more wins…maybe?
Pitt
At Florida State
Wake Forest
Syracuse
At Louisville
At Boston College
NC State
At Virginia
If Coaches Hot Seat was the AD at Virginia Tech right now we would call Pry in our office today and say >
“Son…either this Hokies team starts playing football or I am going to run your ass right out of this town starting with the Pitt game on Saturday. Right now you are a Total Embarrassment to Virginia Tech and Football in America and it’s time for you to start earning the over $6,000,000 we have already paid you! Beat Pitt or I am going to fire your ass on the field after the game and if you can’t handle this heat then resign right now and you got 30 minutes to get off this campus!”
3. Ken Wilson, Nevada – Nevada gave an increasingly tough Texas State a good football game on Saturday but that’s another loss for Ken Wilson and his records in Reno now stand at…
Overall: 2 – 14
MWC: 0 – 8
…and things don’t get any easier with a road game at Fresno State on Saturday which more than likely gonna be a Loss which sets-up a…
Beat UNLV at Home on October 14 or This Party is Over!
4. Dave Aranda, Baylor – Dave Aranda is a nice enough of a guy with a great back story to work his way up to where he is at today, but one would think that Dave would understand that you cannot just sit around and keep doing the same things over and over and again an expect the world to not adapt and change and take advantage of you…
Arrogantly Sitting On Your Ass Doing Damn Nothing!
Yep…right now Dave Aranda is a Massively Arrogant Coach that really does believe he has an advantage over others for lots of reasons but we got some news for you Dave Boy…
You Sitting Around On Your Ass Doing Damn Nothing is going to get your ass run right out of Waco!
Your ass has to actually WORK Dave Aranda and just sitting in your office or any amount of “X” hours is not work Son but rather you MUST…
Get Ahead of Your Opponents and your Offense and Defense at Baylor…
Both Easily Damn Defeated now because…Your Ass Is Lazy As Hell Son!
With the loss to Texas on Saturday Aranda and Baylor now…
3 – 7
…in their last 10 Games and without any changes in Waco what’s left on Baylor’s schedule is scary…very scary >
At UCF
Texas Tech
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia
Can now 1 – 3 Baylor even get 6 wins in 2023?
Not Likely and but Very Likely come late November Dave Aranda will be sitting in his office still wondering why his football team only won 3 games in 2023…and that’s Pitiful….Mighty Damn Pitiful Son!
5. Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – Jimbo and the Aggies got their Must Win over Auburn in Week 4 but here comes the Most Important 6 Game Stretch in Jimbo’s time in Aggieland starting with a game against Arkansas on Saturday in Dallas >
Arkansas – Dallas
Alabama
At Tennessee
South Carolina
At Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Abilene Christian
At LSU
Any other Texas A&M Head Coach with the amount of $$$ that Jimbo has been paid and has been invested in Aggies Football the last 6 years which easily exceeds….
$100M+ Dollars
…would have the Aggies rolling right now and if Jimbo isn’t able to put…
10 Wins Minimum
…up on the board in 2023 then please tell us now..
What in the Hell is the point of all this beyond just accepting Total Damn Mediocrity?
You given Bozo the Clown $100M and his ass won 10+ games in Season 6 in Aggieland so for Damn Sure Jimbo should be doing that as well!
6. Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – The Lobos got a win over UMass in overtime on Saturday in a Hot Seat vs Hot Seat Coaching Match-Up but the…
Days of Cupcakes and Roses are over for New Mexico
….because Mountain West Conference play now begins and it ain’t an easy start with game at Wyoming on Saturday!
Danny Gonzales is now sitting on records of…
Overall: 9 – 26
MWC: 3 – 20
….and one has got to think that Danny will need 6 Wins Minimum to hang onto the New Mexico job so he’s gotta find at least 4 wins in these remaining 8 games and in your 4 th year on the job…that shouldn’t be that Damn hard!
At Wyoming
San Jose State
Hawaii
At Nevada
UNLV
At Boise State
At Fresno State
Utah State
Geez…if you can’t beat New Mexico State at home how in the Hell you gonna win 4 of those games the Cowboy sitting on the fence with a Budweiser in his hand asks no one in particular?
7. Butch Jones, Arkansas State – Ole Butch Jones Arkansas State team whipped Southern Miss at home on Saturday which has us wondering just what in the Hell is going on at Southern Miss and the now 2 – 2 Red Wolves have another winnable game at UMass on Saturday!
There’s just No Damn Reason Earth why Arkansas State shouldn’t roll UMass so don’t lose this one Butch!
8. Mike Bloomgren, Rice – Just when you think Ole Mike might have something rolling at Rice after winning 2 straight games they go on the road to South Florida and the Owls got their asses whipped and now Rice is 2 – 2 on the season and really needing to beat East Carolina at home on Saturday or this train could again be headed to Loserville USA for 6 straight years which is exactly how many years Ole Mike been coaching at Rice!
No…don’t lose to East Carolina at home on Saturday Ole Mike Son!
9. Neal Brown, West Virginia – Hey now West Virgnia has won 2 straight games and Head Coach Neal Brown is striking to get his ass off the Hot Seat but the now 3 – 1 Mountaineers have to go on the road in the Big 12 which can be a doozy at times and the next 2 weeks are games against…
At TCU
At Houston
That ain’t gonna be easy!
A Birdie in West Virginia tells us Neal Brown needs 8 Wins in 2023 to return to coach WVU in 2024 so can the Mountaineers win 5 of their last games against…
At TCU
At Houston
Oklahoma State
At UCF
BYU
At Oklahoma
Cincinnati
At Baylor
Doubtful…Mighty Damn Doubtful!
10. Justin Wilcox, California – Justin Wilcox is now in his 7 th season as the Head Coach at Cal and these records….
Overall: 32 – 38
Pac-12: 17 – 33
….ain’t so good and in fact they are a Total Disaster!
After getting CRUSHED at Washington by the Huskies the now 2 – 2 Cal Bears continue on with Pac-12 play with games left against…
Arizona State
Oregon State
At Utah
USC
At Oregon
Washington State
At Stanford
At UCLA
Damn…this is gonna be ugly now isn’t it?
We gotta think that Wilcox has gotta get 6 Wins in 2023 to return to coach the Bears in 2024 but how in the Hell is Cal gonna win 4 of their last 8 games with that schedule?
Well for Damn Sure to have any Damn chance to do that they gotta beat Arizona State on Saturday….they just gotta!
11. Billy Napier, Florida – The Gators got a win over Cupcake Charlotte at home on Saturday so that’s…
2 Total Cupcake Wins for Gators in 2023
…and now the meat of the SEC Conference Schedule is coming right at Billy Boy and Florida with game….
At Kentucky
…on Saturday!
This is really a game that Florida should NEVER LOSE but why is it that everyone at Coaches Hot Seat thinks the Cats are gonna beat the Gators who will be 3 – 2 then with these games left to be played >
Vanderbilt
At South Carolina
Georgia in Jacksonville
Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State
Anyone else thinking that the Gators will have to beat FSU to get bowl eligible this season?
Thought so!
12. Brent Venables, Oklahoma – We said before the season that Brent Venables would need 8 Wins Minimum in the 2023 Regular Season to get off the Hot Seat and the Sooners are halfway there with a win over Cincinnati and now OU has left…
Iowa State
Texas in Dallas
UCF
At Kansas
At Oklahoma State
West Virginia
At BYU
TCU
Clearly OU has gotta be no worse than…
6 – 1
…when they travel to play at Kanas on October 28 and that means the Sooners gotta hold serve at home against Iowa State and UCF in the coming weeks and if they beat Texas in the Red River Shootout then that’s just extra gravy on the mashed potatoes!
Don’t lose to Iowa State on Saturday Brent…just don’t do it Son!
Let’s Play Football!
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Wednesday – September 27, 2023 – Douglas MacArthur
“There is no security on this earth; there is only opportunity.” Douglas MacArthur
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Tuesday – September 26, 2023 – Ernest Hemingway
“Every day is a new day. It is better to be lucky. But I would rather be exact. Then when luck comes you are ready.” Ernest Hemingway
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Monday – September 25, 2023 – William Faulkner
“Clocks slay time… time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life.” William Faulkner
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Sunday – September 24, 2023 – Gale Sayers
“I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it.” Gale Sayers
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Saturday – September 23, 2023 – John Madden
“Don’t worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.” John Madden
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Friday – September 22, 2023 – Tennessee Williams
“Once you fully apprehend the vacuity of a life without struggle, you are equipped with the basic means of salvation.” Tennessee Williams
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Thursday – September 21, 2023 – Jack London
“You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” Jack London
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Monday – September 18, 2023 – Michelangelo
“Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish.” Michelangelo
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Sunday– September 17, 2023 – Epictetus
“Don’t explain your philosophy. Embody it.” Epictetus
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Saturday– September 16, 2023 – Plato
“Courage is knowing what not to fear.” Plato
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Friday – September 15, 2023 – Bill Walsh
“Winners act like winners before they’re winners…The culture precedes positive results. It doesn’t get tacked on as an afterthought on your way to the victory stand. Champions behave like champions before they’re champions; they have a winning standard of performance before their winners.” Bill Walsh
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Thursday – September 14, 2023 – Carl Sagan
“Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere.” Carl Sagan
Post Week 2 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny!
Week 2 is done and what a Helluva Weekend of College Football it was and now it’s onto Week 3 and let’s bring out the Great Johnny Cash to give these Hot Seat Coaches Hell….Give Em Hell Johnny!
Thanks Mr. Cash!
1. Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – There’s a lot of numbers one can look at when it comes to Jimbo Fisher’s tenure at Texas A&M but one record that is startling considering the amount of $$$ that Jimbo is being paid in College Station is this one >
Record Against FBS Teams With .500+ Records
20 – 20
Jimbo’s Overall Records at A&M not much better >
Overall: 40 – 22
SEC: 23 – 18
This is Texas A&M and Jimbo Fisher is being paid Extraordinary Amounts of $$$ and has been given EVERYTHING one could wish for to win football games and yet in Jimbo’s 62 nd football game in College Station the Aggies went to Miami and got…
Totally Dominated!
We long ago gave up on anyone in College Station or Aggieland taking Winning seriously because it’s clearly not something that matters and it’s great timing that Texas is coming into the SEC Conference and no doubt the Horns will go back to Totally Dominating the Aggies in Every Damn Way because you see now…
Winning isn’t that important at Texas A&M and it’s a Total Damn Disgrace but again…Fully Expected…it’s Texas A&M after all!
Howdy!
2. Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – New Mexico got a win over FCS Tennessee Tech in Week 2 and in Week 3 the Lobos have a chance to get on a mini-roll of sorts with a home game against New Mexico State and a game at UMass the next week and if Gonzales is going to get this thing turned around then this is THE MOMENT to perform!
3. Butch Jones, Arkansas State – Arkansas State lost to Memphis 37 – 3 in Week and 2 and Butch Jones records at ASU now stand at >
Overall: 5 – 20
Sun Belt: 2 – 14
That’s enough said on the situation with Butch Jones at Arkansas State!
4. Jeff Hafley, Boston College – BC almost lost to Holy Cross in Week 2 after losing to Northern Illinois in Week 1 and Jeff Hafley is hanging on by a thread with 10 games looming that all are going to be tough games to win the way the Eagles are playing >
Florida State
At Louisville
Virgina
At Army
At Georgia Tech
UConn
At Syracuse
Virginia Tech
At Pitt
Miami
This is going to be a long season on Chestnut Hill…a very long season!
5. Neal Brown, West Virginia – Talk about BIG Football Games this Saturday’s Backyard Brawl between Pitt and West Virginia is a BIG One for Neal Brown who really cannot lose this game and drop to 1 – 2 on the season and really think he will be back to coach the Mountaineers in 2023!
In 5 seasons at West Virginia Brown is sitting on records of…
Overall: 22 – 26
Big 12: 14 – 21
…and has a Big 12 slate after the Pitt game that looks like losses around each and every corner >
Texas Tech
At TCU
At Houston
Oklahoma State
At UCF
BYU
At Oklahoma
Cincinnati
At Baylor
Geez…first up though…Brown has gotta beat Pitt on Saturday…he’s just gotta!
6. Billy Napier, Florida – Billy Napier acts like he has all the time in the world to turn around the Florida football program and in 5, 6, or 7 years from now when the Gators make it to the SEC Championship Game all that time given to Billy Boy will be vindicated and….FULL DAMN STOP…
Memo to Billy Boy Napier: The clock is ticking Son and your ass loses to Tennessee on Saturday with what Gators got left on the schedule in 2023 after the Vols…
Charlotte
At Kentucky
Vanderbilt
At South Carolina
Georgia
Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State
…the clock will have Struck Midnight and your ass is DONE so go ahead and turn the gas grill off because the Napier era is over in Gainesville, and we all know what time it would be…Yep…
Prime Time in Gainesville!
Billy Boy has gotta beat Tennessee on Saturday or the folks with the $$$ around the University of Florida will be holding and meeting to end all this Damn Nonsense…and quick!
7. Dave Aranda, Baylor – After the home loss to Utah on Saturday Dave Aranda is now…
3 – 8
…in his last 11 games with the Bears and this Rolling Total Disaster in Waco is really just getting started because if you can’t beat a Utah team with lots of its star players out at home then how in Hell you gonna win many games at all playing in the Big 12 this season Son?
Here’s what left for Baylor in 2023 >
Long Island University = Cupcake
Texas
At UCF
Texas Tech
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia
Got Dave Aranda is about to post a 2 nd straight losing season and Baylor Bears football is going right into the Damn river by their football stadium without a chance in Hell of getting out anytime soon?
That would be a BIG YES!
8. Brent Pry, Virginia Tech – Can someone please explain to us what in the Hell is the point of Brent Pry being the Head Football Coach at Virginia Tech when a Drunk Bozo the Clown making $27.50 a year could have run a Hokies football field out on the field against Purdue and produced the same Crapola that Virginia Tech did last Saturday in Blacksburg?
You have no good answer to that question?
Good your ass is SANE then!
In his 2 nd season at Virginia Tech Brent Pry’s records are now..
Overall: 4 – 8
ACC: 1 – 6
…and seriously…
It looks like the Hokies players are coaching themselves with No Damn Coaching Staff at All!
Again we ask…what in the Hell is Brent Pry doing in Blacksburg besides Not One Damn Thing?
The Hokies have left in 2023….
At Rutgers
At Marshall
Pitt
At Florida State
Wake Forest
Syracuse
At Louisville
At Boston College
NC State
At Virginia
Damn…the Hokies are going to post a 2 nd straight losing season aren’t they and since this football team looks…
Totally Un-Coached
…they will have to run Brent Pry right out of town come early December…
Right?
If you said Right then your ass is SANE!
9. Ken Wilson, Nevada – Talk about a Total Damn Disaster Ken Wilson has a Total Damn Disaster going at Nevada right now and since we live close by at Lake Tahoe we are watching this Total Damn Disaster unfold in-person and it’s…
Worse than a Total Damn Disaster for Nevada Football!
Ken Wilson is in his 2 nd season at Nevada and is sitting on records of…
Overall: 2 – 12
MWC: 0 – 8
…and Nevada has left to play in 2023 games against…
Kansas
At Texas State
At Fresno State
UNLV
At San Diego State
New Mexico
Hawaii
At Utah State
At Colorado State
Wyoming
Damn….maybe Nevada can win a couple of games in 2023 against New Mexico and Hawaii at home but really now…
This season is going to be a Total Damn Disaster and Nevada AD Stephanie Rempe who came to Nevada from LSU will be looking for a new Head Football Coach in a couple of months!
10. Mario Cristobal, Miami – OK…OK…Miami beat Texas A&M on Saturday but come on now…
Bozo the Clown could beat Jimbo’s Aggies Football Team
…so Mario is still on the Hot Seat and if the Hurricanes are gonna do something in 2023 then the Tale Will Be Told with some interesting games coming up soon but not before a couple of Cupcake games…
Bethune-Cookman
At Temple
Georgia Tech
At North Carolina
Clemson
Virginia
At NC State
At FSU
Louisville
At Boston College
Really now…Miami should be 5 – 0 when they head to play North Carolina in Chapel Hill on October 14 and then host Now Weakling Clemson which is now in Total Chaos under Dabo and Hardly Existing Virginia so Hell…
Mario should be able to get off the Hot Seat here which will take 8 Wins Minimum because this is…
Miami after all!
11. Brent Venables, Oklahoma – If they don’t have a mess on the field at Oklahoma they will create a mess off the field with Art Briles in Norman and messes seems to be the order of the day when it comes to the Brent Venables era at OU but Hey Now the Sooners at 2 – 0 and they have a fascinating game at Tulsa on Saturday that…should be a Win…but you just never know with Venables and these Sooners and they Gotta Win This Game because of what’s left on the 2023 schedule >
At Tulsa
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Texas in Dallas
UCF
At Kansas
At Oklahoma State
West Virginia
At BYU
TCU
Oklahoma SHOULD Win 10 Games in 2023…SHOULD…will the Sooners Win 10 Games in 2023?
Probably Not but anything less than 8 Wins and Venables is fired Right?
Right!
12. Mike Bloomgren, Rice – You gotta wonder how long Dana Holgorsen can hold on in Houston losing to teams like Rice but Rice got the win over the Cougars on Saturday and Mike Bloomgren’s records in 6 seasons at Rice now stand at…
Overall: 17 – 40
Conference: 12 – 25
That’s Not Good but this is Rice and the Owls have left in 2023 >
Texas Southern
At South Florida
East Carolina
UConn
At Tulsa
Tulane
SMU
At UTSA
At Charlotte
Florida Atlantic
Really now…Rice should get to at least a .500 record in 2023 so Bloomgren can get his ass off the Hot Seat but looking at the above schedule we would guess the Owls finish at…
4 – 8 or 5 – 7 maybe?
Let’s Play Football!
Coaches Hot Seat Quote of the Day – Wednesday – September 13, 2023 – Harry Truman
“America was not built on fear. America was built on courage, on imagination and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand.” Harry S Truman
