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Post Week 6 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Ring of Fire These Hot Seat Coaches Johnny! – Thanks Mr. Cash and Say Hello to June Carter!

October 11, 2023 0 Comments

 

Goodness Gracious where does the time go because we now got 6 Weeks of College Football on the books in 2023 and away we go to Week 7 and let’s bring out the Great Johnny Cash to get things rolling here for these Hot Seat Coaches!

Thank You Mr. Cash and say Hell to June Carter!

Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

1.  Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo…Oh Jimbo…what in the Hell is wrong with your ass Son?

We have folks at Coaches Hot Seat known Jimbo since he was playing Quarterback from Terry Bowden at Samford University in a suburb south of Birmingham, Alabama and they and all of us have been tremendously disappointed at what Jimbo has done…or rather hasn’t done…with Aggies Football the last 6 seasons.

Jimbo’s Records at A&M now stand at…

Overall: 43 – 23
SEC: 25 – 19

…and having been paid now North of $50M and there’s at least another…

$100M+ invested in Aggies Football the last 6 seasons

…you gotta wonder just how long the Oil Boys gonna be satisfied with this Mediocre Horseshit but maybe we been reading these Oil Boys wrong and…

Mediocre Horseshit is Just Fine and Dandy for their asses!

Alrighty then but the Aggies are now 4 – 2 on the season and have left to play in 2023…

At Tennessee
South Carolina
At Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Abilene Christian
At LSU

We are gonna assume that the Aggies beat at home…

South Carolina, Mississippi State, and Abilene Christian

…which is 7 Wins but how many of these 3 SEC Games on the road the Aggies gonna win?

No idea…but we would recommend that Jimbo beat the Vols at Neyland on Saturday because you can only run a Con for so long before eventually even the Slow on the Uptake Oil Boys will says…

“Whoa Nellie! This ain’t right now…you hear?”

2.  Ken Wilson, Nevada – Nevada had a bye in Week 6 but Ken Wilson’s 15 game losing streak at UNR rolls on and the Wolf Pack have a Huge Game in Reno on Saturday hosting Big Rival UNLV which has a 1 st year Head Coach in Barry Odom and we recommend that…

Kenny Boy not lose this game or it probably be…

3.  Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – The New Mexico Lobos had a bye in Week 6 and are now at 2 – 3 on the season with these games left to be played…

San Jose State
Hawaii
At Nevada
UNLV
At Boise State
At Fresno State
Utah State

Danny Boy really needs to get to 6 Wins and a Bowl Game in his 4 th year on the job so we would recommend you win these next 2 games at home against San Jose State and Hawaii and then you got Hapless Nevada on the road which should be 5 Wins easy Son!

Get Off Your Ass Danny!

4.  Billy Napier, Florida – The Florida Gators beat Vanderbilt at home in Week 6 which his like saying the Coaches Hot Seat Flag Football Team beat the Sisters of the Blind, Deaf, and Mute Football Team and now it’s back to Big Boy Football for Florida in Week 7 with a trip to South Carolina and a loss in this spot to drop the Gators to 4 – 3 on the season with Georgia up next….

Got Total Damn Disaster?

Yep…that’s what your ass would have!

Get Off Your Ass Billy!

5.  Tom Allen, Indiana – Week 6 must have been Bye Week for Hot Seat Coaches Week because this is the 3 rd Hot Seat Coach + Team that had Week 6 off and the Hoosiers now at 2 – 3 on the season have to go to Ann Arbor to play Michigan which the way Blue playing is probably gonna be a loss so that’s 2 – 4 and then IU has left after that >

Rutgers
At Penn State
Wisconsin
At Illinois
Michigan State
At Purdue

The last 3 seasons Tom Allen’s record at Indiana now stands at…

8 – 21

…and that ain’t good…even at Indiana…and the Hoosiers really need to get to 6 Wins in 2023 to give Tom a chance to return to IU in 2024 which probably means beating 4 of these 5 remaining opponents >

Rutgers
Wisconsin
Illinois
Michigan State
Purdue

That’s Doable…Very Doable!

Get Off Your Ass Tom!

6.  Dana Holgorsen, Houston – Yet another Hot Seat Coach in Dana Holgorsen had a bye in Week 6 which is now 4 Hot Seat Coaches and the Cougars get back to football this week with a Thursday night home game against West Virginia which is a game that 2 – 3 Houston and Dana Holgorsen…

Just Cannot Lose!

Dana Holgorsen is being paid a big piss-pot full of money at Houston and his records at UH now stand at…

Overall:  29 – 23
Conference:  18 – 14

…and that ain’t so Damn good when your ass is being paid…

A Big Piss-Pot Full of Money

….and Hell if Houston loses to West Virginia tomorrow night they might not even make it to a bowl game with this schedule still remaining to be played >

Texas
At Kansas State
At Baylor
Cincinnati
Oklahoma State
At UCF

Geez….this could get Ugly…Very Ugly in Houston if the Cougs lose to surging West Virginia tomorrow night!

Get Off Your Ass Dana!

7.  Brent Pry, Virginia Tech – Brent Pry in 2 seasons at Virginia Tech is sitting on records of…

Overall:  5 – 12
ACC:  2 – 7

…and those 5 Wins have been over >

Boston College
Wofford
Liberty
Old Dominion
Pitt

Got Pitiful?

Yep…that’s Pitiful and now the Hokies at 2 – 4 on the season are a Crossroads of Sorts for the Brent Pry era with 2 back-to-back home games against…

Wake Forest
Syracuse

….and these are 2 games that EVERY Virginia Tech Head Coach in his 2 nd year on the job should win and let’s see what Brent can do but if the Hokies somehow lost these 2 games….

8.  Dave Aranda, Baylor – The Best Thing about the meltdown of Dave Aranda at Baylor is that it’s a Helluva Lesson for Football Coaches on what NOT TO DO which is what Dave Aranda has done in Waco >

Become so Damn Arrogant believing that your ass invented the Game of Football that you sit around on your Lazy Ass and do Damn Nothing while other teams are coming up with all kinds of ways to whip your ass and now you know why Aranda’s ass is on the Hot Seat and will remain there until he is run out of Waco…unless the Boy changes his ways and quick!

In his last 10 Games Dave Aranda’s record at Baylor is now…

2 – 8

…and one of those wins was over a UCF team that totally melted down at home and it coulda been 1 – 9 easy!

Baylor now at 2 – 4 on the season has a bye in Week 7 but the Bears have left on their 2023 schedule >

At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

The Baylor Offense is no doubt Pretty Average right now but everyone told us that Dave Aranda was a Defensive Whiz and while inventing the Game of Football he always invented Defensive Football as well and right now the Baylor Defense in Scoring or Giving Up Points is…

#100!

Memo to Dave Aranda > Find a Mirror Son and admit to yourself that your ass didn’t invent the Game of Football in America then get your ass to work because right now your ass is on a path to be run out of Waco and out of coaching totally!

9.  Butch Jones, Arkansas – After ringing up 3 wins over Total Cupcakes the Arkansas State Red Wolves got back to Big Boy Football in Week 6 and promptly….

Got Their Asses Handed To Them!

…by Troy by the score of…

37 – 3!

Now at 3 – 3 on the season and Butch really needing 6 Wins to hang onto his job at Arkansas State the Red Wolves have left to play in 2023…

Coastal Carolina
At La. Monroe
Louisiana
At South Alabama
Texas State
At Marshall

If Butch Jones can’t win 3 of these last 6 games then his ass should be fired!

Get Off Your Ass Butch!

10.  Justin Wilcox, California – Cal put up a decent fight before losing at home to a really solid Oregon State team and that dropped the Bears record in 2023 to 3 – 3 in a year when Justin Wilcox really needs to get to 6 Wins and get to a bowl game to get some kind of momentum going as Cal heads to the ACC in 2024 and the Bears have left to play this season >

At Utah
USC
At Oregon
Washington State
At Stanford
At UCLA

Geez…getting 3 more wins ain’t gonna be easy….not easy at all!

Get Off Your Ass Justin!

11.  Jeff Hafley, Boston College – After back-to-back 3 point wins over Virginia and Army things have quieted down a bit at Boston College but the now 3 – 3 Eagles are back to Big Boy Football with a trip to play at Georgia Tech on Saturday before finishing the season with these games >

UConn
At Syracuse
Virginia Tech
At Pitt
Miami

Geez…Hafley is 6 – 12 in the last 2 seasons at Boston College and it’s highly doubtful he will be able to get 3 more wins to get BC bowl eligible in 2023 which has gotta be a Helluva problem on Chestnut Hill where you should be able to take the Eagles to bowl game at MINIMUM every Damn year!

12.  Mario Cristobal, Miami – Ole Miami had beaten 4 Pretty Bad or Average Teams…

Miami (Ohio)
Texas A&M
Bethune-Cookman
Temple

…before they gave that game away to Georgia Tech on Saturday and now the Canes have back-to-back…

At North Carolina
Clemson

If Miami loses these 2 games to drop to 4 – 3 on the season then what in the Hell is the point of Mario Cristobal being the Head Coach at Miami?

There Is None!

After the Tar Heels and Tigers what is left is…

Virginia
At NC State
At Florida State
Louisville
At Boston College

Hell…if Miami is 4 – 3 after Week 8 then they might struggle to get to 6 Wins in 2023!

Get Off Your Ass Mario!

Let’s Play Football!

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Post Week 5 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Come On Out Johnny and Bring Ring of Fire With You! – Thanks Mr. Cash!

October 5, 2023 0 Comments

 

Week 5 of College Football is in the books and Week 6 is already underway and we here at Coaches Hot Seat need to get off our Lazy Asses and get the Post Week 5 Coaches Hot Seat Ranking Analysis out and here it is so let’s bring out the Great Johnny Cash!

Thank You Johnny!

Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

1.  Ken Wilson, Nevada – Ken Wilson won his first 2 games at Nevada and he’s now lost 15 Straight Games and if that won’t put your ass in the #1 Hot Seat then nothing will and the #1 Hot Seat is where Wilson now finds his ass!

Now at 0 – 5 on the season Nevada-Reno things don’t get any easier and we are starting to wonder if UNR will win a game in 2023!

UNLV
At San Diego State
New Mexico
Hawaii
At Utah State
At Colorado State
Wyoming

Well….UNR has a shot at beating New Mexico and Hawaii at home and it would be really great if they beat UNLV at home on October 14 but really now this looks like…

3 Wins Top for UNR in 2023 and that…ain’t very good in Year 2 on the job!

2.  Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – The Lobos Offense is a Helluva Lot Better in 2023 than it has been in recent years which gives New Mexico a chance to win some games but this Offensive Revival may have come too late for Danny Gonzales and the time is now to….

Attack, Attack, and Attack some more Danny!

Now at 2 – 3 on the season Gonzales and New Mexico really need 6 Wins in 2023 and they got left on the schedule…

San Jose State
Hawaii
At Nevada
UNLV
At Boise State
At Fresno State
Utah State

Hell…if Gonzales can’t win 4 of these 7 games his ass should be fired after 4 years on the job!

3.  Billy Napier, Florida – Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy…what in the Hell exactly was that against Kentucky Son?

Can we get a Welfare Check on Billy Napier because after watching Billy Boy during and after the Kentucky game we are wondering if Billy Boy is still alive and amongst us the living! Billy looks barely awake and his ass is the…

The Head Coach of the Florida Gators! Wake the Hell Up Billy Boy!

Billy Napier is now 9 – 9 in 18 games in 2 years at Florida and with the loss to UK 3 – 2 on the season with these games left…

Vanderbilt
At South Carolina
Georgia – Jacksonville
Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

Well…if Billy Boy loses to Vandy on Saturday he will surely be fired on the field right after the game so that’s a Win we are assuming but how many Wins can the Gators really get in 2023?

5….maybe 6?

This is Freaking Florida Gators Football and in Year 2 we are talking…

5…maybe 6 Wins?

Hell…we the sure the Hell not going to tolerate that Crapola nor would Any Real Gator!

4.  Tom Allen, Indiana – Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy….Tommy…what in the Hell was that 44 – 17 loss to Maryland Son?

The Hoosiers after that Debacle against the Terps are now 2 – 3 on the season and things are not getting any easier for Indiana now!

At Michigan
Rutgers
At Penn State
Wisconsin
At Illinois
Michigan State
At Purdue

Damn….how in Hell is Indiana going to get to 6 Wins in 2023 when Tommy really needs 6 Wins to keep this train rolling in Bloomington?

Ain’t gonna be easy at all!

5.  Dana Holgorsen, Houston – Now in his 5 th season at Houston Dana Holgorsen is sitting on records of…

Overall:  29 – 23
Conference:  18 – 14

….but most of that was before Houston got into the Big 12 Conference where there aren’t lots of Cupcakes you have more talent than like Dana faced in the AAC so this is about to get Interesting…Really Interesting in Houston!

Houston is now 2 – 3 on the season with these games left to be played…

West Virginia
Texas
At Kansas State
At Baylor
Cincinnati
Oklahoma State
At UCF

Boy…these next 2 games are just Freaking Everything for Holgorsen and West Virginia and the Cougs lose these 2 games then this season will have been lost and for Damn Sure Houston better not lose this game to West Virginia on Thursday – October 12 with Texas coming to town aright after WVU!

No…don’t lose this one to the Mountaineers Dana!

6.  Jeff Hafley, Boston College – Jeff Hafley and Boston College really needed a Win and luckily Hapless Virginia showed up in Week 5 to get the Eagles that Win but now it’s back to Real Football for BC and here is what the 2 – 3 Eagles have left in 2023 >

At Army
At Georgia Tech
UConn
At Syracuse
Virginia Tech
At Pitt
Miami

That looks like 3 to 4 Wins for Jeff Hafley in Year 4 on the job at Boston College and that ain’t good…that ain’t good at all!

7.  Brent Pry, Virginia Tech – It was nice to see the Hokies actually…

Play Football

…against Pitt on Saturday which they haven’t done much under Brent Pry the last 2 seasons and now we interested to see if Pry can keep this going…..

The Playing of the Game of Football that is!

The 2 – 3 Hokies still have to play in 2023…

At Florida State
Wake Forest
Syracuse
At Louisville
At Boston College
NC State
At Virginia

We guess Virginia Tech can find 4 more Wins in these last 7 Games but really now when you are talking about maybe getting to 6 Wins when you talking about Hokies Football you have already Lost the Plot Totally!

8.  Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – OK…this Alabama Game in College Station on Saturday is the chance for Jimbo Fisher to finally show his ass actually knows what he is doing with the Aggies and in the last 17 seasons Bama hasn’t been this vulnerable under Saban since Year 1 and we will be interested to see if…

The Aggies will show up and Play Football or continue the Mediocre Crapola that has dominated Jimbo’s time in Aggieland!

If the Aggies did lose this game to Bama to drop to 4 – 2 on the season with these games left…

At Tennessee
South Carolina
At Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Abilene Christian
At LSU

….that could be 3, 4, or maybe 5 losses for A&M in 2023 and we been told if Jimbo loses more than 3 games his ass is done in Aggieland!

Beat Bama Jimbo….Just Beat Bama Son!

9.  Dave Aranda, Baylor – Dave Aranda and the Baylor Bears benefited from one of the Biggest Meltdowns in College Football History by Gus Malzahn and UCF on Saturday which was a Total Gift to Dave that he better Damn take advantage of now because even with the Win and now at 2 – 3 on the season what the Bears got left ain’t exactly easy >

Texas Tech
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

We can see 2 more probable Wins for Baylor against Iowa State and Houston at home….but that only adds up to 4 Wins so Dave…

You better Damn beat Texas Tech at home on Saturday Son!

10.  Butch Jones, Arkansas State – Butch Jones and Arkansas State needed some Cupcakes to get a few Wins and Cupcakes they got in Spades the last 3 weeks against…

Stony Brook
Southern Miss
UMass

…but now it’s back to Big Boy Football for Butch and the Red Wolves with a game At Troy this week!

Arkansas State is 3 – 2 on the season and has left on the schedule…

At Troy
Coastal Carolina
At La. Monroe
Louisiana
At South Alabama
Texas State
At Marshall

Maybe Arkansas State can get to 6 Wins this season which Butch Jones SHOULD GET in Year 3 on the job but it’s just a Maybe!

11.  Justin Wilcox, California – Justin Wilcox has posted 3 Straight Losing Seasons at California and the 2023 season isn’t off to the greatest of starts with the Bears now at 3 – 2 on the year with some Tough games coming up and fast they are a coming!

Oregon State
At Utah
USC
At Oregon
Washington State
At Stanford
At UCLA

Can Cal Win at least 3 of their last 7 games.

More than likely….NOT!

12.  Trent Difler, UAB – We been around Trent Dilfer plenty in San Francisco Bay Area from Palo Alto to Tiburon and Trent knows Sam’s Anchor Bar in Tiburon for sure just as we do well since many us grew up in Marin County and went to school and worked in San Francisco Bay area for decades but it’s not Trent’s…

1 – 4

…record in Year 1 at UAB that has landed his ass on the Hot Seat but rather Trent’s…

Freaking Outrageous Behavior on the sideline in the loss on Saturday to Tulane

Come on Trent…You Are the Freaking Head Coach at UAB so get yourself together Son!

Let’s Play Football

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Post Week 4 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Come On Out Johnny and Say Hello To June Carter From Us!

September 27, 2023 0 Comments

 

Goodness Gracious what a Hellacious Week 4 of College Football that was and God Bless America for allowing all of this CFB Madness to roll on down the track and with that let’s bring out the Great Johnny Cash to give these Hot Seat Coaches Hell!

Thank You Johnny and say Hello and Give Our Best to June Carter!

Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

1.  Jeff Hafley, Boston College – With the loss to Louisville at home Jeff Hafley’s record at BC now stand at…

Overall:  16 – 23
ACC:  9 – 19

…and this train is still going to the same place which is into the river at the next bridge unless someone on Chestnut Hill does something and quick!

BC now at 1 – 3 on the season has left…

Virginia
At Army
At Georgia Tech
UConn
At Syracuse
Virgina Tech
At Pitt
Miami

…and if the Eagles are going to get another win this season it will against Virginia at home on Saturday and for Damn Sure….

Don’t Lose this game Son!

2.  Brent Pry, Virgina Tech – We are not quite sure what Brent Pry is doing at Virginia Tech but for Damn Sure his ass isn’t acting like the Head Coach of a proud Hokies football program and someone better tell Pry soon that…

Life Is Right Damn Now Son

…or his ass is going to get run right out of Blacksburg as a Total Failure and we talking sometime in the next few weeks!

So far in 2023 Virginia Tech looks like a…

Totally Un-Coached Football Team

…and Pry’s ass is making $4,000,000 a year to do what exactly because for Damn Sure his ass is not coaching the Hokies!

Pry’s records now stand at…

Overall:  4 – 11
ACC:  1 – 6

…and the Hokies are 1 – 3 in 2023 with games left that look like what….2 more wins…maybe?

Pitt
At Florida State
Wake Forest
Syracuse
At Louisville
At Boston College
NC State
At Virginia

If Coaches Hot Seat was the AD at Virginia Tech right now we would call Pry in our office today and say >

“Son…either this Hokies team starts playing football or I am going to run your ass right out of this town starting with the Pitt game on Saturday. Right now you are a Total Embarrassment to Virginia Tech and Football in America and it’s time for you to start earning the over $6,000,000 we have already paid you! Beat Pitt or I am going to fire your ass on the field after the game and if you can’t handle this heat then resign right now and you got 30 minutes to get off this campus!”

3.  Ken Wilson, Nevada – Nevada gave an increasingly tough Texas State a good football game on Saturday but that’s another loss for Ken Wilson and his records in Reno now stand at…

Overall:  2 – 14
MWC:  0 – 8

…and things don’t get any easier with a road game at Fresno State on Saturday which more than likely gonna be a Loss which sets-up a…

Beat UNLV at Home on October 14 or This Party is Over!

4.  Dave Aranda, Baylor – Dave Aranda is a nice enough of a guy with a great back story to work his way up to where he is at today, but one would think that Dave would understand that you cannot just sit around and keep doing the same things over and over and again an expect the world to not adapt and change and take advantage of you…

Arrogantly Sitting On Your Ass Doing Damn Nothing!

Yep…right now Dave Aranda is a Massively Arrogant Coach that really does believe he has an advantage over others for lots of reasons but we got some news for you Dave Boy…

You Sitting Around On Your Ass Doing Damn Nothing is going to get your ass run right out of Waco!

Your ass has to actually WORK Dave Aranda and just sitting in your office or any amount of “X” hours is not work Son but rather you MUST…

Get Ahead of Your Opponents and your Offense and Defense at Baylor…

Both Easily Damn Defeated now because…Your Ass Is Lazy As Hell Son!

With the loss to Texas on Saturday Aranda and Baylor now…

3 – 7

…in their last 10 Games and without any changes in Waco what’s left on Baylor’s schedule is scary…very scary >

At UCF
Texas Tech
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

Can now 1 – 3 Baylor even get 6 wins in 2023?

Not Likely and but Very Likely come late November Dave Aranda will be sitting in his office still wondering why his football team only won 3 games in 2023…and that’s Pitiful….Mighty Damn Pitiful Son!

5.  Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – Jimbo and the Aggies got their Must Win over Auburn in Week 4 but here comes the Most Important 6 Game Stretch in Jimbo’s time in Aggieland starting with a game against Arkansas on Saturday in Dallas >

Arkansas – Dallas
Alabama
At Tennessee
South Carolina
At Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Abilene Christian
At LSU

Any other Texas A&M Head Coach with the amount of $$$ that Jimbo has been paid and has been invested in Aggies Football the last 6 years which easily exceeds….

$100M+ Dollars

…would have the Aggies rolling right now and if Jimbo isn’t able to put…

10 Wins Minimum

…up on the board in 2023 then please tell us now..

What in the Hell is the point of all this beyond just accepting Total Damn Mediocrity?

You given Bozo the Clown $100M and his ass won 10+ games in Season 6 in Aggieland so for Damn Sure Jimbo should be doing that as well!

6.  Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – The Lobos got a win over UMass in overtime on Saturday in a Hot Seat vs Hot Seat Coaching Match-Up but the…

Days of Cupcakes and Roses are over for New Mexico

….because Mountain West Conference play now begins and it ain’t an easy start with game at Wyoming on Saturday!

Danny Gonzales is now sitting on records of…

Overall:  9 – 26
MWC:  3 – 20

….and one has got to think that Danny will need 6 Wins Minimum to hang onto the New Mexico job so he’s gotta find at least 4 wins in these remaining 8 games and in your 4 th year on the job…that shouldn’t be that Damn hard!

At Wyoming
San Jose State
Hawaii
At Nevada
UNLV
At Boise State
At Fresno State
Utah State

Geez…if you can’t beat New Mexico State at home how in the Hell you gonna win 4 of those games the Cowboy sitting on the fence with a Budweiser in his hand asks no one in particular?

7.  Butch Jones, Arkansas State – Ole Butch Jones Arkansas State team whipped Southern Miss at home on Saturday which has us wondering just what in the Hell is going on at Southern Miss and the now 2 – 2 Red Wolves have another winnable game at UMass on Saturday!

There’s just No Damn Reason Earth why Arkansas State shouldn’t roll UMass so don’t lose this one Butch!

8.  Mike Bloomgren, Rice – Just when you think Ole Mike might have something rolling at Rice after winning 2 straight games they go on the road to South Florida and the Owls got their asses whipped and now Rice is 2 – 2 on the season and really needing to beat East Carolina at home on Saturday or this train could again be headed to Loserville USA for 6 straight years which is exactly how many years Ole Mike been coaching at Rice!

No…don’t lose to East Carolina at home on Saturday Ole Mike Son!

9.  Neal Brown, West Virginia – Hey now West Virgnia has won 2 straight games and Head Coach Neal Brown is striking to get his ass off the Hot Seat but the now 3 – 1 Mountaineers have to go on the road in the Big 12 which can be a doozy at times and the next 2 weeks are games against…

At TCU
At Houston

That ain’t gonna be easy!

A Birdie in West Virginia tells us Neal Brown needs 8 Wins in 2023 to return to coach WVU in 2024 so can the Mountaineers win 5 of their last games against…

At TCU
At Houston
Oklahoma State
At UCF
BYU
At Oklahoma
Cincinnati
At Baylor

Doubtful…Mighty Damn Doubtful!

10.  Justin Wilcox, California – Justin Wilcox is now in his 7 th season as the Head Coach at Cal and these records….

Overall:  32 – 38
Pac-12:  17 – 33

….ain’t so good and in fact they are a Total Disaster!

After getting CRUSHED at Washington by the Huskies the now 2 – 2 Cal Bears continue on with Pac-12 play with games left against…

Arizona State
Oregon State
At Utah
USC
At Oregon
Washington State
At Stanford
At UCLA

Damn…this is gonna be ugly now isn’t it?

We gotta think that Wilcox has gotta get 6 Wins in 2023 to return to coach the Bears in 2024 but how in the Hell is Cal gonna win 4 of their last 8 games with that schedule?

Well for Damn Sure to have any Damn chance to do that they gotta beat Arizona State on Saturday….they just gotta!

11.  Billy Napier, Florida – The Gators got a win over Cupcake Charlotte at home on Saturday so that’s…

2 Total Cupcake Wins for Gators in 2023

…and now the meat of the SEC Conference Schedule is coming right at Billy Boy and Florida with game….

At Kentucky

…on Saturday!

This is really a game that Florida should NEVER LOSE but why is it that everyone at Coaches Hot Seat thinks the Cats are gonna beat the Gators who will be 3 – 2 then with these games left to be played >

Vanderbilt
At South Carolina
Georgia in Jacksonville
Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

Anyone else thinking that the Gators will have to beat FSU to get bowl eligible this season?

Thought so!

12.  Brent Venables, Oklahoma – We said before the season that Brent Venables would need 8 Wins Minimum in the 2023 Regular Season to get off the Hot Seat and the Sooners are halfway there with a win over Cincinnati and now OU has left…

Iowa State
Texas in Dallas
UCF
At Kansas
At Oklahoma State
West Virginia
At BYU
TCU

Clearly OU has gotta be no worse than…

6 – 1

…when they travel to play at Kanas on October 28 and that means the Sooners gotta hold serve at home against Iowa State and UCF in the coming weeks and if they beat Texas in the Red River Shootout then that’s just extra gravy on the mashed potatoes!

Don’t lose to Iowa State on Saturday Brent…just don’t do it Son!

Let’s Play Football!

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Post Week 3 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny! – Thanks Mr. Cash – Let’s Play Football!

September 20, 2023 0 Comments

 

Week 3 of the 2023 CFB Season was great fun and on to Week 4 we go and we are loving every minute of it!

Please come on out Johnny and give these Hot Seat Coaches Hell!

Thanks Johnny!

Coaches Hot Seat Ranking

1.  Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – The Most Interesting Record for Jimbo Fisher at Texas A&M is his record in SEC Conference play >

23 – 18

Really?

When you are being paid $10M a year you would think your ass have a lot better record in Conference play than than and in Jimbo’s 5 completed seasons he only posted .500+ Conference records in…

2 of 5 of those seasons!

What in the Hell?

SEC Conference play starts for the Aggies this Saturday with Auburn at home and it’s way past Damn time for Jimbo to get off his ass and start winning some SEC Conference Games and we fully expect the Aggies to handle a rebuilding Auburn team in this spot to start 1 – 0 in SEC play with Arkansas in Dallas next week.

Don’t Lose this one Jimbo…Just Don’t Do It Son!

2.  Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – In your 34 th game as the Head Coach at New Mexico you CANNOT lose to a Very Average New Mexico State team at home and yet that’s what Danny Gonzales and his Lobos did last week and that leaves Danny’s Records at UNM now at…

Overall:  8 – 26
MWC:  3 – 20

That’s Freaking Pitiful…and Outrageous and Danny needs to get off his Damn ass and starting this week at UMass!

3.  Butch Jones, Arkansas State – In Week 3 Arkansas State played and whipped…

Stony Brook

…which would be like the Coaches Hot Seat Flag Football Team playing and whipping the Sisters of the Blind Football Team and now it’s back to football for Butch Jones + ASU with Southern Miss at home and this is a game that…

Butch Jones really needs to Win!

Get off your ass Butch!

4.  Jeff Hafley, Boston College – BC played a very good football game against Florida State but Jeff…

Where in Hell has that been the last couple of seasons Son?

Hafley’s records at BC now stand at…

Overall:  16 – 22
ACC:  9 – 18

…and it’s time for the Eagles to Consistently Be Playing Solid Football starting with the game at Louisville this coming Saturday!

Cut the Damn Excuses and Play Some Damn Football Jeff!

5.  Brent Pry, Virginia Tech – Brent Pry is making $4M a season coaching at Virginia Tech and that’s about…

$4M Too Damn Much

…because this is just Total Crapola Football and Pry is Damn Lucky that Coaches Hot Seat not the AD at Va. Tech because we woulda already grabbed his ass by the scruff of the neck and tossed his ass off the campus because after the loss to Rutgers on Saturday Pry’s records now at…

Overall:  4 – 10
ACC:  1 – 6

What in the Hokie Hell?

Sorry….we are Real Americans and we are not going to tolerate Virginia Tech Football being Total Crapola and it’s time Brent for you to get off you and your Hokies football team off their asses Son and here’s a thought…

Play Some Damn Football at Marshall on Saturday!

Our guess…

The Hokies will not show up and just Flat-Out Quit against Marshall and if they do…

Forget at the airport….Brent Pry’s ass should be fired on the field right after the game!

6.  Ken Wilson, Nevada – Things are getting desperate in Reno with the Ken Wilson reign as Head Coach at Nevada and it’s a Damn Good Thing that things are getting desperate because it was great to see UNR play hard against Kansas even if they did come up short and now Ken Wilson has to keep that hard play rolling or his ass is going to be run right out of Reno and quick!

In 2 seasons at Nevada Ken Wilson is now sitting on records of…

Overall:  2 – 13
MWC:  0 – 8

….and that’s….Damn Pitiful!

We are not going to tolerate Nevada Football being this Damn Pitiful and it’s time to Win Some Football Games Ken starting with this Saturday’s game at Texas State and our guess…

Texas State will run the Wolf Pack right out of San Marcos, Texas!

7.  Dave Aranda, Baylor – Baylor played and whipped Long Island University this past Saturday which be like the Coaches Hot Seat Flag Football Team whipping the Hell out of some Candy Ass Chess Club Football Team and now back to football for the Bears in Week 4 with a game at home against…

The Rolling Texas Longhorns

…and with Dave Aranda sitting on a record of…

4 – 8

…in Baylor’s last 12 games…

Memo to Dave Aranda > Don’t Lose this game to the Longhorns Son…Just Don’t Do It!

If Baylor does lose to Texas on Saturday to drop to 1 – 3 on the season with these games left to be played…

At UCF
Texas Tech
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

…how in the world do the Bears get to 6 wins in 2023 and if the Bears don’t win 6 games in Dave Aranda’s 4 th season at Baylor he has to be fired…Right?

Damn Right because that’s Damn Pitiful!

8.  Neal Brown, West Virginia – West Virginia and Neal Brown got the much needed win over Pitt in the Backyard Brawl and now Brown has to keep things rolling because Neal probably needs AT LEAST 7 Wins in 2023 to hang onto his job at WVU and now at 2 – 1 the Mountaineers got left to play this season…

Texas Tech
At TCU
At Houston
Oklahoma State
At UCF
BYU
At Oklahoma
Cincinnati
At Baylor

OK…you beat Pitt and now you GOTTA beat Texas Tech Neal Brown!

Don’t lose this one Son….Don’t Do It!

9.  Tom Allen, Indiana – The Hoosiers played pretty well against Louisville at home but that was a game that Indiana needed to win with the tough Big Ten schedule still to play and in Week 4 the Hoosiers have a home game against Akron that they GOTTA WIN so time to focus on Akron with the 2 games after…

At Maryland
At Michigan

….looming that IU has gotta be 2 – 2 at going into!

Get Em Tom!

10.  Billy Napier, Florida – In Week 3 Billy Napier and the Gators got their MUST WIN over what looks like a Reeling Tennessee Vols team and now the Gators MUST keep this rolling with games left against…

Charotte
At Kentucky
Vanderbilt
At South Carolina
Georgia
Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

Billy Boy needs to have No More Than 2 Losses when they show up in Jacksonville to play Georgia so the Gators have to go at least 3 – 1 in their next 4 games and they go 2 – 2 and then lose to the Dawgs and are sitting on….

4 – 4

…Billy Boy’s time in Gainesville will be under a serious threat to end with…

Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

….still on the schedule!

Time to get off your ass Billy Boy!

11.  Brent Venables, Oklahoma – Brent Venables has gotten the 3 – 0 start he HAD TO HAVE at Oklahoma this season and now things get interesting for the Sooners with games left against…

At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Texas in Dallas
At UCF
At Kansas
At Oklahoma State
West Virginia
At BYU
TCU

There’s just NO DAMN REASON for Oklahoma to Win Less Than 10 Games in 2023 with that schedule and that means that OU has GOTTA win these next 2 games against…

Very Average Cincinnati and Iowa State!

…before the Red River Shootout against the Horns in Dallas!

12.  Mike Bloomgren, Rice – Rice got the 2 – 1 start they had to have in Mike Bloomgren’s 6 th season as Head Coach of the Owls and now Rice has to keep things rolling with a Critical Game…

At South Florida

….in Week 4 that is a MUST WIN with Games left against…

East Carolina
UConn
At Tulsa
Tulane
SMU
At UTSA
At Charlotte
Florida Atlantic

Yep…you GOTTA beat South Florida this Saturday Mike!

Let’s Play Football!

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