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Post Week 12 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny! – Bozo the Clown

Mark November 20, 2023 0 Comments

Where Oh Where do these College Football Weeks and Life in General go these days we don’t know but Week 12 of the 2023 College Football Season is in the books and with that let’s bring out the Great Johnny Cash to give these Hot Seat Coaches Hell!

Thank You Johnny!

Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

1. Lincoln Riley, USC – One would think in Lincoln Riley’s 26 th game as the Head Coach of the Mighty USC Trojans that the USC program would be ROLLING and we mean whipping the Hell outta folks but actually in that 26 th game against cross-town rival UCLA Riley’s team…

Didn’t even show-up and didn’t seem to ever care that there was a football game on Saturday!

How in Hell exactly can your ass be making over $10M a year and you cannot get your football team ready and motivated to play your biggest rival UCLA?

That’s Is Lincoln Riley’s Only Damn Job and Riley has Totally Failed in his Only Damn Job and if we were the AD at USC we would have fired Riley’s ass on the field right after the game and when it comes to Worthless Arrogant Bastards like Riley who hasn’t worked…

1 Damn Day of his Life in the Real World

…if the Boy is not getting his ass kissed by everyone 24/7 365….think the Dabo Swinney of the West Coast…then in our opinion USC is not going to get…

Damn Anything from Riley from here on out so you might as well run his ass now…or run it one year from today!

In his last 14 games at USC Lincoln Riley is…

7 – 7

…and the Trojans could have easily lost to…

Colorado
Arizona
California

…this season and be looking at a Losing Record in Riley’s second year on the job when many had the Trojans going undefeated in Year 2 of the Riley regime!

Everyone with a 2+ IQ knew that after the 2022 season that USC had to fix their Defense and what does Riley do to address that issue?

Not One Damn Thing leaving Alex Grinch in charge who he had to fire during the season to at least show his ass was doing something but this goes much deeper than just the USC Defense being a Total Disaster because the Trojans Football Team…

Did Not Give 1 Damn Rip about playing against UCLA on Saturday

…and for that Riley’s ass should have already been fired and given 30 minutes to get everything cleared-out and off the USC campus!

We wrote and said and Tweeted and told anyone that would listen for years that Clay Helton was a Total Disaster and was going to Destroy USC Football if allowed to hang around coaching the Trojans but after his first full 2 seasons on the job as the Head Coach at USC Helton’s record was..

21 – 6

Lincoln Riley’s record after 2 seasons with a bowl game left…

18 – 8

In Year 3 Clay Helton went 5 – 7 and Clay had a Helluva Lot More coming back to play for the Trojans in Year 3 than what Riley has coming back in 2024 and…wait for it…

USC is headed into the Big Ten Conference!

USC’s 2024 Football Schedule >

LSU – Las Vegas
Utah State
At Michigan
Wisconsin
At Minnesota
Penn State
At Maryland
Rutgers
At Washington
Nebraska
At UCLA
Notre Dame

How many games you think the USC is gonna win next season realizing now that…

The USC Football Team has already Totally Quit on Lincoln Riley in 2023!

Got another 5, 6, or 7 win season?

That is why Lincoln Riley should be fired TODAY before this gets worse….a Helluva Lot Worse!

2. Tom Allen, Indiana – With Indiana’s loss to Michigan State at home on Saturday that leaves the Hoosiers record in 2023 at…

3 – 8

…and Allen’s Records at IU now at >

Overall: 33 – 48
Big Ten: 18 – 42

Tom took Indiana to 2 seasons of .500+ football and 2 bowl games in 7 years on the job which is….

Below Average

…because we would expect that to be 3 to 4 .500+ seasons at IU in 7 years and really now that’s enough said on this matter and we wish Tom all the luck in the world in the future….at Indiana or elsewhere!

3. Sam Pittman, Arkansas – It was announced on Sunday that Sam Pittman will be back to coach the Razorbacks in 2024 and Good For Sam who was asked after the Hogs win over FIU about his job status with Sam basically saying…

Talking about me being fired isn’t great for recruiting

…which is of course why Head Football Coaches need to…

Win Some Damn Football Games!

…and then no one will ask your ass about your job status!

In 4 seasons at Arkansas Pittman has posted records of…

Overall: 23 – 24
SEC: 11 – 22

…which we would put in the Average category which ain’t gonna make anyone happy in the State of Arkansas because who in the Hell likes Average As Hell anyway?

No one and on that particular issue we have a good buddy who lives in Texarkana, Arkansas who we been going fishing with when we in that part of the world for 25+ years now and this Ole Boy could buy and sell most folks in Arkansas outside of the Waltons in less than 15 minutes and that Ole Boy had a very astute comment on Sam Pittman after Sam got a new contract from Arkansas >

“Sam has lost a little of his fire since he got that big new contract. Can’t say I blame him, but there’s definitely less want-to with Sam than there has been in the past.”

We would agree with that statement and now given another year on the job it’s up to Sam to get the Hogs back to at least Above Average forgetting about Great or Awesome but the 2024 Arkansas schedule is a bear for sure…with SEC Game dates not set yet >

UAPB
At Oklahoma State
UAB
Texas A&M – Dallas
La. Tech
LSU
Ole Miss
Tennessee
Texas
At Auburn
At Miss State
At Mizzou

9 Wins = Awesome
8 Wins = Great
7 Wins = Good
6 Wins = Average
5 Wins = Disaster

We would imagine Sam’s gonna need 7 Wins Minimum in 2024 to return to coach Arkansas in 2025 with 6 Wins not making anyone happy and 5 Wins…

Turn out the Lights and Sell the Jukebox because this is OVER!

Get Em Sam!

4. Billy Napier, Florida – It was good to see the Florida Gators with some fight on Saturday night against Missouri, especially compared to USC which didn’t even show-up to play against UCLA at home, but this is FLORIDA we are talking about here and Billy Boy Napier now sitting on records at UF of…

Overall: 11 – 13
SEC: 6 – 10

This is FLORIDA we are talking about here and in his first 2 years on the job Billy Boy has gone…

6 – 7
5 – 6

…and Dan Mullen in his first 2 years at Florida went >

10 – 3
11 – 2

This is FLORIDA we are talking about here so Billy Napier is in a Helluva spot with an undefeated Florida State team coming to town next week, although without their Starting QB, and if Billy Boy loses to the Seminoles to post a losing season in Year 2….

This is FLORIDA we are talking about there….Right?

5. Dave Aranda, Baylor – After back-to-back losses by the scores of…

59 – 25
42 – 17

….the Baylor football program is in a Total Free-Fall and watching Dave Aranda after the loss to TCU it seems Dave doesn’t have a Damn Clue what is going on with his own football program…

46 Games into his tenure at Baylor!

It’s easy to see football programs where the Players have quit listening to the Coaches like at Baylor but it’s often difficult to know why the Players are no longer listening to the Coaches and really impossible for us at Coaches Hot Seat to know what is going on inside the Baylor Football Program in Waco but there’s something going on that is causing this Rolling Disaster that has caused the Bears to post a record of…

3 – 12

…in their last 15 games!

If Dave Aranda looks closely enough at the Baylor Football Program, things He and his Coaches have or haven’t done, and other issues around the Bears Program and the Baylor campus itself he will more than likely find what is causing this Rolling Disaster and often the very best place to look when a sports team or workplace is in chaos, dysfunction, and is under-achieving is the Leader looking right into the mirror at his or her own actions….or lack of action on 1 or more things!

Baylor now at 3 – 8 on the season has one game left….hosting West Virginia next Saturday and we would recommend that Dave Aranda win this game or at the very least make it a close game because another blowout in this spot and that could be it for the Aranda era at Baylor!

6. Ken Wilson, Nevada – With the Nevada loss to Colorado State on Saturday that leaves Head Coach Ken Wilson’s records at Nevada…

Overall: 4 – 19
MWC: 2 – 13

That’s plenty said on this situation!

7. Dana Holgorsen, Houston – We saw that Tillman Fertitta the University of Houston Super-Booster said that…

Dana Holgorsen will be back to Coach Houston in 2024

…and only thing we can say to Tillman besides…

“We need some more rolls and butter out here and Pronto Son!”

…is that Ole Tillman must have some Really Low Expectations for Houston Football if he thinks 4 – 7 is Acceptable Football and the Cougs still have to play a road game at UCF to round out their first season in the Big 12 which could see a…

2 – 7

…record in Big 12 play!

Oh but Tillman says…

“We won a couple of Big 12 games!”

Oh that’s Rich and when the Hell you gonna get those Rolls and Butter out to us Son?

Ole Tillman did say…

“Next year we’ll expect a lot more.”

Fine but we expected those Rolls and Butter out here 15 minutes ago and they ain’t here yet Son!

8. Mario Cristobal, Miami – Mario Cristobal’s Overall Record at FIU, Oregon, and Miami >

73 – 72

Mario Cristobal’s Overall Record at Miami >

11 – 12

Y’all starting to notice a trend here?

Good then your ass has a 2+ IQ and after the loss to Louisville on Saturday the Canes in Year 2 under Mario are at 6 – 5 with a game left…

At Boston College

…and a BC Head Coach in Jeff Hafley who REALLY needs a win and if Miami loses this game and ends up at…

11 – 13

…in 2 years on the job for Mario then what in Hell is this Boy being paid for because this ain’t it!

Oh….Miami under Mario record in ACC play >

5 – 10

That ain’t good at Duke so it sure the Hell ain’t good at Miami!

9. Matt Rhule, Nebraska – There’s just no explaining the end of the Nebraska at Wisconsin game when it comes to the Huskers clock management and if Nebraska had found a way to substitute Bozo the Clown for Matt Rhule in 4 th quarter of that game the Huskers more than likely beaten Wisconsin but since the man that played Bozo has been dead for years now that wasn’t possible but Hell you could have dressed up Any Damn Moron in a Bozo outfit and he or she done better than Rhule handling things in yet another loss for Nebraska…the hits just keep coming…and now it’s…

Beat Iowa at home or Losing Season for Year 1 under Matt Rhule at Nebraska!

Hey….maybe put Any Random Guy in the Bozo outfit on the sideline coaching the Huskers against Iowa and give him $25 and a voucher for 50% off at Chuck-E-Cheese and Hell Nebraska will at least have a chance against the Hawkeyes and that’s something for AD Trev Alberts to give a good deal of thought about this week and we know where you can get your hands on a Bozo outfit Trev so give us a ring if you decide to go that route Son!

10. Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – Somehow the 3 – 7 New Mexico Lobos went to the Central Valley of California on Saturday night and knocked off Fresno State to move to 4 – 7 on the season with game against Utah State at home left to play and Danny Gonzeles’ records at UNM are now…

Overall: 11 – 31
MWC: 5 – 25

That’s ain’t good folks…not good at all!

11. Jeff Hafley, Boston College – Just when you thought that Jeff Hafley had gotten his ass off the Hot Seat for 2023 by reeling off 5 straight wins his BC Eagles turn around and lose 2 straight games and here comes Miami to Boston to end the season and since Hafley’s records at BC are now…

Overall: 21 – 25
ACC: 12 – 21

…we recommend he beats the Canes in this 2023 season finale because a loss in this spot to Mario and the Sputtering Canes would be nothing short of a Total Disaster!

12. Brent Pry, Virginia Tech – Brent Pry if anything is Inconsistent as All Get Out and after losing to NC State on Saturday the Hokies now have to win the last game of the season against a surging Virginia team on the road to get to 6 Wins in 2023 and…

We are talking about VIRGINIA TECH here…aren’t we?

Yep we are and in 2 years on the job in Blacksburg Brent Pry is now sitting on records of..

Overall: 8 – 14
ACC: 5 – 9

That’s is nothing short of a Total Disaster when talking about VIRGINIA TECH Football and just by comparison Justin Fuente who was run out of Blacksburg to hire Pry had records in his first 2 seasons at Va. Tech of…

Overall: 19 – 8
ACC: 11 – 5

Don’t lose this game to Virginia Son…just don’t do it!

Let’s Play Football!

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Post Week 11 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny! – These Prima Donna Million $$$ Head Coaches Need To Get Off Their Worthless Asses and Show Up and Work!

Mark November 13, 2023 0 Comments

Post Week 11 of the 2023 CFB Season is done and that’s just Not Believable but onto Week 12 we go!

The Coaches Hot Seat Member who normally writes the Coaches Hot Seat Rankings Analysis each week during the season is traveling in Europe on business so wasn’t here last week to do the Post Week 10 write-up and he’s not back yet as he is still working to drum-up more business on the Continent so we have a pinch-hitter at the plate and believe this is usually the spot we bring out the Great Johnny Cash to give these Hot Seat Coaches Hell so come on out Johnny!

Thank You Mr. Cash!

Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

1. Tom Allen, Indiana – Tom Allen is a Good Man who has done a decent job at Indiana but with 3 Straight Losing Seasons now locked-in we doubt Tom will survive to coach the Hoosiers in 2024 but what in Hell do we know?

With the loss to the Illini on Saturday the Hoosiers are now 3 – 7 with games left against…

Michigan State
At Purdue

Hell…both those games are Winnable so let’s see if you can win the them Tom and Good Luck to You Coach!

2. Sam Pittman, Arkansas – Sam Pittman also a Good Man who has gotten behind the 8-Ball at Arkansas and we not are not quite sure why the Hogs weren’t ready to play Auburn at home after a Big Win over the Gators on the road but a devastating and disastrous loss to Florida leaves Arkansas at 3 – 7 with games left against…

FIU
Missouri

Hell….Arkansas can win both those games and finish at 5 – 7 and maybe Sam can get this thing straightened-out in the offseason but what in the Hell do we know?

3. Billy Napier, Florida – It’s hard to know what to make of Billy Napier at Florida who has Severely Underperformed with the Gators compared to recent Florida Head Coaches and here’s how recent UF Coaches done in their first 2 years on the job realizing Billy Boy now sitting on record of…

11 – 12

Gators HCs after 2 seasons >

Dan Mullen: 21 – 5
Jim McElwain: 19 – 8
Will Muschamp: 15 – 11
Urban Meyer: 22 – 4
Ron Zook: 16 – 10
Steve Spurrier: 19 – 4
Galen Hall: 17 – 1 – 1

That’s why Billy has been nothing short of a Total Disaster and we haven’t a clue what we would do if we hired as AD at Florida tomorrow besides sitting down with Napier and finding out…

Just what in the Hell is going on here Son?

Florida is now at 5 – 5 on the season has left in 2023…

At Mizzou
Florida State

That looks like 5 – 7 to us and that would leave Napier’s 2-year record at Florida at…

11 – 14

What in the Hell is going on in Gainesville exactly to cause that and for the life of us and we cannot think of 1 Damn Reason why this could possibly happen but then what in the Hell do we know?

4. Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – In 4 seasons at New Mexico Danny Gonzales records are >

Overall: 10 – 31
MWC: 4 – 25

Enough said on that.

5. Dave Aranda, Baylor – In Dave Aranda’s last 14 games his record is…

3 – 11

3 and Freaking 11!

What in the Hell is going on in Waco exactly?

Aranda’s Records at Baylor >

Overall: 23 – 23
Big 12: 15 – 19

That’s just Damn Pitiful and 3 – 7 Bears have left in 2023 >

At TCU
West Virginia

That looks like 3 – 9 to us and that’s just Damn Pitiful and is driven by an Arrogance that Dave Aranda believes he knows more about the Game of Football than anyone else on Earth, in our humble opinion, and not surprisingly the Baylor Bears are getting their asses handed to them which is not surprising to us at all!

6. Ken Wilson, Nevada – With the loss to Utah State on Saturday Nevada’s record in 2023 dropped to 2 – 8 and Head Coach Ken Wilson’s Records at UNR now stand at >

Overall: 4 – 18
MWC: 2 – 12

Nevada has left this season games against…

At Colorado State
Wyoming

That looks like 2 – 10 to us and enough said on that!

7. Dana Holgorsen, Houston – Saturday’s home loss to a Hapless Cincinnati team was Holgorsen’s 57 th game as the Head Coach at Houston and if that’s what your ass is going to put on the field in your 57 th game at a job like Houston paying your ass $3M+ a season then your ass should be fired on the field right after the game!

Now at 4 – 6 on the season for Houston with games left against…

Oklahoma State
At UCF

…Holgorsen may very well end up with Another Losing Season at Houston which be…

3 Losing Seasons in 5 Years on the job!

What in the Hell?

Hell, that’s worse than Jimbo Fisher and Fisher’s ass just got run out of College Station even though he had a $77M buyout!

8. Zach Arnett, Mississippi State – What we don’t get about Zach Arnett’s tenure at Mississippi State is just why in the Hell with a returning QB who is very Damn good QB running The Pirate’s system why change to an offense different from the one that Mike Leach had such great success with in Starkville?

It Just Makes No Damn Sense At All!

With the destruction of the Bulldogs by Texas A&M that leaves Miss State at 4 – 6 on the year with games left against…

Southern Miss
Ole Miss

We would Highly Recommend Zach winning both of these games if he wants to hold onto his job and for Damn sure if we were hiring a Head Coach at Mississippi State we would find a Coach that could run an up-tempo offense that was the same or something similar to what The Pirate ran in Starkville because that’s the…

Only Damn Way at MSU Your Ass Is Winning in the SEC Conference folks!

9. Lincoln Riley, USC – You have to wonder…

Is Lincoln Riley just a Damn Moron, is he just Very Stubborn, or is the Boy just a Damn Moron because Everyone with a 2+ IQ saw that the Trojans Defense cost USC a shot at a National Title last season but Ole Lincoln Boy comes back with…

Same DC with Same Crapola Defense and has to run that DC in the middle of the season because of that Same Crapola Defense!

What exactly is your ass thinking Riley or does your ass even know 2 + 2 and/or that your ass has to play Some Kind of Damn Defense to Win Something Son?

USC has now lost 4 of their last 5 games and shoulda have lost at Cal and could have easily lost to Arizona and Colorado too because of that…

Same Crapola Defense

…and now the 7 – 4 Trojans who Bozo the Clown could have coached to 10 Wins Minimum have left in 2023…

UCLA

…at the Coliseum and the Bruins are playing Crapola Football too as well so this should be a Humdinger of a Game with the Losing Head Coach having his ass launched onto the…

Face of the Sun Hot Seat!

10. Mario Cristobal, Miami – In 2 seasons at Miami Mario Cristobal is now sitting on a record of…

11 – 11

…and the 6 – 4 Canes have games left against…

Louisville
At Boston College

…this season and Hell Miami could easily lose both of those games and here are Miami HCs records after 2 seasons on the job >

Manny Diaz: 14 – 10
Mark Richt: 19 – 7
Al Golden: 13 – 11
Randy Shannon: 12 – 13
Larry Coker: 24 – 1
Butch Davis: 17 – 6
Dennis Erickson: 21 – 3
Jimmy Johnson: 18 – 7
Howard Schnellenberger: 14 – 9

Hell….Mario Cristobal could end up with the Worst Damn First 2 Years of a Head Coach in Modern Miami Football History and save us the Horseshit that Mario took over a worse situation than some of the above Coaches!

That’s Absolute Crapola and for Mario to claim that is Total Horseshit and how a Damn Loser talks!

It’s Miami Son! Quit Crying and Coach Your Damn Team and Earn that $10M a season or resign but whichever….Quit Your Damn Crying and Excuse-Making your Prima Donna Piece of Crapola who hasn’t done…

1 Damn Thing In Your Entire Life to have EARNED the Right to Coach Miami and you get the job anyway and cry to anyone and everyone that your ass took over a disaster!

That’s Horseshit!

11. Butch Jones, Arkansas State – Butch Jones in 3 seasons at Arkansas State >

Overall: 10 – 24
Sun Belt: 5 – 17

Oh the 5 – 5 Red Wolves have left in 2023…

Texas State
At Marshall

We Highly Recommend Butch beat Texas State on Saturday and Marshall on November 25!

12. Matt Rhule, Nebraska – Tell you what we are Damn Tired Of here at Coaches Hot Seat >

Coaches making $9M+ a year and putting teams on the field that perform like Total Crapola as if…

Their Asses Are Not Even Coached at All

…which is the way that Nebraska played against Maryland at home on Saturday!

Just what in the Hell is your ass doing all week Matt because if you are going to claim that You and the Nebraska Coaches were actually Coaching the Huskers last week in the run-up to the Terps game…

All Your Damn Asses should be fired Right Damn Now!

Memo to Matt Rhule > Get off Your Lazy Damn Ass and Start Coaching Nebraska and if your ass isn’t interested in Coaching the Huskers then your ass needs to be run out of Lincoln as well and this time the folks at Nebraska can hire…

Bozo the Clown because at least Bozo’s ass would show up and Do His Damn Job which your ass is not doing Son!

$9M+ a year and your ass loses at home to a Pitiful Maryland team….Geez…

Matt Rhule’s ass should be fired tonight and put on Greyhound Bus to Loserville USA where his ass would be right at Damn Home!

The now 5 – 5 Huskers have left this season…

At Wisconsin
Iowa

Got 5 – 7?

You gonna have it Nebraska fans because Matt Rhule’s ass ain’t gonna do Damn anything because if his ass actually showed up and worked the Nebraska team would…wait for it…

Show Up and Play Football!

Matt Rhule = Just Another Overpaid Worthless Excuse for a Head Coach who needs to get his Worthless Ass run and run out of football FOREVER!

Let’s Play Football!

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Post Week 9 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give Em Hell Johnny – Welcome To the Hot Seat Dabo “I, I, I, I, and Always I My Ass Is King of the Universe” Swinney

Mark November 1, 2023 0 Comments

Week 9 of the College Football Season is already underway with a game on Halloween Night and that means we are late again in bringing out the Great Johnny Cash to give these Hot Seat Coaches Hell!

Thanks Johnny!

Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

1. Tom Allen, Indiana – Our Expectations for Indiana Football are not very high…

6 Wins A Season and you Get 7 Wins = Great

Tom Allen the last 3 seasons at Indiana…

2021: 2 – 10
2022: 4 – 8
2023: 2 – 6

…is not so Great or even Good and that’s why Tom finds his ass on the #1 Hot Seat heading into the last quarter of the 2023 CFB Season.

At 2 – 6 Tom Allen needs a miracle of sorts to get to 6 Wins by running the table against…

Wisconsin
At Illinois
Michigan State
At Purdue

….and it will Tough for the Hoosiers to win more than 2 of their last 4 games…in our humble opinion!

You might as well go down Fighting Like Hell Tom so Give Wisconsin Hoosier Hell!

2. Justin Wilcox, California – Cal really should have beat USC on Saturday in Berkeley but like so much of Justin Wilcox’s time at Cal the Bears came up on the short end of the Honey Pot yet again and that leaves Wilcox’s records at…

Overall: 33 – 41
Pac-12: 18 – 36

….and…

8 – 19

…in Pac-12 play the last 4 seasons!

Not Good…Not Good at all and 3 – 5 Cal now has left in 2023 >

At Oregon
Washington State
At Stanford
At UCLA

That looks like 4 or 5 Wins at best in 2023 which would be the FOURTH straight sub .500 record for Wilcox and even at Cal….

That’s Not Good…Not Good At All!

3. Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – The Aggies got the Win over a severely overmatched and totally collapsing Beamer Boy South Carolina team to move to 5 – 3 on the season and now it’s back to Big Boy Football for A&M with a road trip at Ole Miss and let’s be honest here…

In Year 6 on the job at Texas A&M there is just No Damn Excuse for Texas A&M to EVER lose to Ole Miss on the Road, at Home, or Damn Anywhere Else and if the Aggies do lose this game to the Rebels that will tell us just where the Jimbo Fisher regime is at in College Station….

69 Games Into this Fiasco!

Lose to Ole Miss on Saturday and…

Texas A&M is No Damn Better Today than it was when Jimbo took over Texas A&M Football before the 2018 season so…

Don’t Lose This One Jimbo….but then if your ass keeps losing and you can Sit on Your Damn Ass Doing Nothing collecting $77M Large from the Aggie Faithful then Hell losing this game isn’t looking so bad now…is it?

You Got Stupid in this world then you got…Aggieland Stupid!

Aggieland Stupid makes Forrest Gump look like Mensa Member but then Gump NEVER be So Damn Stupid to given Jimbo Fisher this Totally Absurd Contract!

“Momma told me that the Aggies are like a Bunch of Damn Morons!”

Roll Tide!

4. Dana Holgorsen, Houston – Dana Holgorsen is in his FIFTH Season coaching Houston and so far has…

2 Winning Seasons
2 Losing Seasons

….and the Cougars right now at 3 – 5 on the season with these games left…

At Baylor
Cincinnati
Oklahoma State
At UCF

…needs to win 3 of their last 4 games to avoid Holgorsen having…

2 Winning Seasons
3 Losing Seasons

Uhhhhhh…..3 Losing Seasons when your ass is being paid a Piss-Pot Amount of Money to Win Football Games would be….

Not Good….Not Good At All!

We need a Helluva Lot of Butter and Rolls out here Tilman so hop to it Son and Make It Quick!

5. Sam Pittman, Arkansas – Overall we would say that Sam Pittman has done a Pretty Decent Job at Arkansas against some Brutally Tough Schedules…especially out-of-conference games….tagged onto the already Tough SEC but we don’t determine the Hot Seat Level of CFB Head Coaches…the Fans of the Teams do…and right now the Hogs Fans are Pissed…Mighty Pissed…and now at 2 – 6 on the season after a Totally Inexcusable Home Loss to Mississippi State Pittman and the Hogs have reached a crossroads of sorts and it’s now…

Put Up Time or Unplug that Jukebox for Good!

Arkansas has left in 2023…

At Florida
Auburn
FIU
Mizzou

…and there’s just No Damn Reason that the Hogs should go less than 2 – 2 in these last 4 games and even 3 – 1 should be achievable but let’s say the Hogs do go 3 – 1 and finish the season at…

5 – 7

…where would that leave Sam Pittman?

In a Very Damn Precarious Situation is where that would leave Sam so Give the Gators Hell in Gainesville like you Got Nothing To Lose because…

Your Ass Has Nothing To Lose Sam!

Great Luck!

6. Billy Napier, Florida – Talk about a Coach that has Nothing To Lose Ole Billy Boy Napier in his SECOND Season at Florida is now sitting on records of…

Overall: 11 – 10
SEC: 6 – 7

…and we talking about FLORIDA here not Podunk U and the 5 – 3 Gators have left in 2023 >

Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

We recommend HIGHLY that Billy Boy Napier not lose to Arkansas on Saturday because a Loss in this spot to the Hogs could lead to 4 Straight Losses to end the season and if that happens….really now…

Anything Could Happen and we mean ANYTHING!

7. Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – You would think almost 40 games into your tenure at New Mexico that your team be Humming Along and Playing Great Football but on Saturday night the Lobos went up to Reno and…

Got Their Asses handed to them by a 1 Win Nevada Team!

Pitiful…Just Pitiful and that now leaves Danny Gonzales record at New Mexico at…

Overall: 1 0 – 29
MWC: 4 – 23

Damn Pitiful…Just Damn Pitiful!

8. Dave Aranda, Baylor – Talk about Pitiful…44 Games into his tenure at Baylor Dave Aranda’s Bears cannot get up to play a Home Game against a struggling Iowa State team and that drops Baylor’s record in 2023 to…

3 – 5

….leaving 4 games against…

Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

…and Please Now…how in Hell is Baylor gonna win 3 of those last 4 games and get to We Are Mediocre As Hell Bowl Eligible?

Hell…if Baylor doesn’t show up against Houston and loses on Saturday the folks in Waco should just fire Aranda’s ass on the field after the game because this is…

OVER!

9. Dabo Swinney, Clemson – There’s a Helluva Lot that could be said about Dabo Swinney going after Clemson Fan Trevor on his radio call-in show Monday Night who dared to criticize…

King Dabo King of the Pompous Arrogant Ass Jerks who Loves to Cry, Cry, Cry and Not Take Any Damn Responsibility

….but we asked a psychiatrist friend of ours who doesn’t follow College Football and worked with a few of us in the President Ronald Reagan Administration to listen to Dabo’s retort to Clemson Fan Trevor and he says to us >

“This guy says “I” more than Donald Trump and Trump is the Most Conceited Pompous Arrogant Ass I ever seen not in a mental institution.”

Ain’t that the Damn Truth and now in this the 17 th season that Coaches Hot Seat has covered the Great Game of College Football we have really only pulled against and hoped he would lose while getting great joy when he got his ass handed to him and that was…

Cheeseburger Charlie Weis at Notre Dame and Kansas

#2 on the Short Damn List of Coaches that Coaches Hot Seat pulls against is now Dabo Swinney and this goes just way behind not liking someone because they believe…

Their Precious Asses Spun Up the Universe, Invented Everything from the Moon and Stars and the Universe including the Game of Football, and really seem to believe that ONLY THEIR ASSES can Win Football Games when…

Bozo the Clown could Win 10 Games A Season at Clemson and Notre Dame

….No…this goes way beyond all of that and is really a fight for…

Right vs Wrong

Good vs Damn Idiocy

Decency vs Total Worthless Arrogance

Dabo Swinney is on the WRONG side of ALL of the above if your ass raised by Parents who taught your ass that saying…

“I, I, I, I, I…I” a Zillion Times

…is WRONG and taking credit for Damn Everything and forgetting The Damn Players who Won all those Games Your Worthless Piece of Crapola Dabo and that’s why…

We Really Do Hope You Fail Miserably Dabo and Your Ass Is Run out of the Game of College Football and Sports in America because You Dabo are a….

Clear and Present Danger to Anyone You Are Coaching or Managing or Doing Damn Anything With

…and let’s just hope…

The Fighting Irish and All Future Clemson Opponents Beat the Living Hell out of Dabo “It’s All My Ass” Swinney!

Memo to Dabo Swinney >

Coach Paul “Bear” Bryant knew what Winning was all about Son and it’s our firm belief having 3 former Alabama Players who played for The Bear at Alabama the 1970s that Bear Bryant…

Would be Ashamed of Your Worthless Ass today Son

….in our humble opinion!

Go to Hell Dabo You “I, I, I, I, I and Always I Does Damn Everything” Damn Fraud!

Anyone that might say in this spot that we have a grudge against Dabo Swinney we will remind folks that care, when Dabo Swinney got the Interim Head Coaching at Clemson we supported the decision to make him the Permanent Head Coach and even know some of the folks that been on Dabo’s staff who were also at Alabama with Dabo so our change of heart is something that has happened in the last few handful of years and we have a Coaches Hot Seat Member from the Birmingham, Alabama area who has a degree from Alabama just like Dabo and known Dabo for 50+ years and after a trip to the South a few years ago he came back and told us…

“Dabo has changed….I am not quite sure what has caused the change but the Dabo of today is not the Dabo I known my entire life and it’s a change for the bad…very bad.”

That same Coaches Hot Seat Member told us last Fall…

“Dabo is getting worse….a lot worse. More Petty, Selfish, Self-Consumed even, and worst of all Arrogant and Condescending and it’s Shameful.”

As Homer Smith used to say Dabo and would tell you today Son >

“Get Yourself Together” and start Dabo with a hard look in the mirror Son!

10. Will Hall, Southern Miss – The Golden Eagles played the best they played in 2023 before losing to Appy State on Saturday but the 48 – 38 loss leaves Southern Miss at 1 – 7 on the season and Head Coach Will Hall in precarious spot with games left against…

La. Monroe
At Louisiana
At Mississippi State
Troy

Damn…..if Southern Miss can’t beat La. Monroe at Home on Saturday No Damn Chance they win another game in 2023 so it’s Beat La. Monroe or…

Turn Out the Damn Lights….This Is Over!

11. Butch Jones, Arkansas State – Arkansas State got their Must Win Win on Saturday at home against La. Monroe and now at 4 – 4 on the season and Butch Jones needing 6 Wins to have a chance to keep his job the Red Wolves have left in 2023….

Louisiana
At South Alabama
Texas State
At Marshall

Getting those 2 Wins ain’t gonna be easy….not easy at all so your ass Better Beat Louisiana at Home on Saturday Son!

12. Ken Wilson, Nevada – Nothing focuses the mind of a Coach more than about to get your ass run and somehow the last 2 weeks Nevada Head Coach Ken Wilson has found a way to get 2 Wins on the board to raise the Wolf Pack’s record to 2 – 6 on the season with these games left to be played >

Hawaii
At Utah State
At Colorado State
Wyoming

Hell….if your ass can beat San Diego State and New Mexico you can beat Hawaii so let’s see if Nevada can get 3 Wins on the board this Saturday against the Warriors!

Let’s Play Football!

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Post Week 8 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Let’s Bring Out the Great Johnny Cash to Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hellfire! – Thanks Johnny!

Mark October 24, 2023 0 Comments

Wow….Week 8 is done and we are into Monday of Week 9 and that means it’s time…past time really…to bring out the Great Johnny Cash to give these Hot Seat Coaches Hellfire!

Thanks Johnny!

Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

1. Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – (Jimbo Fisher CHS Forum) – We are used to Totally Absurd Coaches Contracts in College Football but Jimbo Fisher’s Buyout $$$ Numbers are Truly Stunning to see and speak of Total Damn Morons in Aggieland getting their asses cleaned out by a Fat Boy in Memphis this is a Clean Out for the Ages!

Jimbo Fisher Buyout $$$ Numbers Year by Year >

2023: $76,800,000
2024: $67,550,000
2025: $58,200,000
2026: $48,750,000
2027: $39,200,000
2028: $29,550,000
2029: $19,800,000
2030: $9,950,000

Got Damn Stupidity?

They Got it In Spades and Then Some in Aggieland!

Oh….Jimbo in 6 Seasons coaching the Aggies >

Overall: 43 – 24
SEC: 25 – 20

Got Bozo the Clown Drunk 24/7 365 Done Better?

You would be Right!

The now 4 – 3 Aggies have left in 2023 >

South Carolina
At Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Abilene Christian
At LSU

Someone in Aggieland get your checkbook and get ready to write a check for…

$76,800,000 LARGE

…because this Damn Stupidity cannot continue for Any Damn Amount of $$$ it costs to end it!

Jimbo Fisher CHS Forum

2. Tom Allen, Indiana – (Tom Allen CHS Forum) – The last 3 Seasons the Hoosiers under Tom Allen have posted records of…

Overall: 8 – 23
Big Ten: 2 – 20

…and this will not be allowed to continue on barring now 2 – 5 Indiana almost running the table the rest of the season against >

At Penn State
Wisconsin
At Illinois
Michigan State
At Purdue

If you are going to lose 31 – 14 to Rutgers at home, there’s very little chance of your ass winning another game in 2023 and we all know how this ends unless Indiana can find a few wins and quick!

Tom Allen CHS Forum

3. Butch Jones, Arkansas State – (Butch Jones CHS Forum) – In 3 seasons at Arkansas State Butch Jones is now sitting on records of…

Overall: 8 – 23
Sun Belt: 3 – 16

…and the folks at ASU are not gonna tolerate losing like that much longer and the now 3 – 4 Red Wolves have left in 2023 >

At La. Monroe
Louisiana
At South Alabama
Texas State
At Marshall

Either Butch Jones wins 3 of these last 5 games or it’s Dandy Don Turn out the Lights and Damn Everything Else with the Butch Jones era at Arkansas State is over!

Butch Jones CHS Forum

4. Justin Wilcox, California – (Justin Wilcox CHS Forum) – Cal had a bye in Week 8 and at 3 – 4 on the season and these records on the board in 7 seasons of…

Overall: 33 – 40
Pac-12: 18 – 35

…the Bears better start getting some Wins and soon or Wilcox is gonna be in trouble if his ass was coaching at a place that actually cared about the Game of Football so maybe Wilcox is safe even being Mediocre As Hell in Berkeley!

Cal has left in 2023….

USC
At Oregon
Washington State
At Stanford
At UCLA

Hell….the way the Trojans are playing Cal might have a shot in this Saturday’s game but beyond that we don’t see the Bears winning another game expect maybe the Big Game against Hapless Stanford on November 18!

Justin Wilcox CHS Forum

5. Ken Wilson, Nevada – (Ken Wilson CHS Forum) – Nevada finally ended their Long 16-Game Losing Streak to beat San Diego State on Saturday which didn’t bother to even show up against UNR not scoring a point and Shame on Brady Hoke for that Crapola which really should have landed his ass on the Hot Seat….that could be coming soon!….and now 1 – 6 Nevada has these games left to play in 2023 >

New Mexico
Hawaii
At Utah State
At Colorado State
Wyoming

One would think if your ass can beat San Diego State on the road you can win some of the above games but if we had to guess we guess the record that UNR finishes with…2…maybe 3 wins in Ken Wilson’s 2 nd year in Reno and that’s…

Pitiful…Just Pitiful!

Ken Wilson CHS Forum

6. Dana Holgorsen, Houston – (Dana Holgorsen CHS Forum) – Houston played Texas tough no doubt but with that loss to the Horns the Cougs are now 3 – 4 and Houston has plenty of tough games left on the schedule!

At Kansas State
At Baylor
Cincinnati
Oklahoma State
At UCF

Hell…if Dana can’t win at least 3 of the remaining 5 games the Roll + Butter Boy will run his ass out of Houston….Right?

Hey…need some more Rolls + Butter out here Tilman Son!

Dana Holgorsen CHS Forum

7. Sam Pittman, Arkansas – (Sam Pittman CHS Forum) – Even as Arkansas has stumbled to a record in their last 18 games of…

6 – 12

….we didn’t want to put Sam Pittman on the Hot Seat but what we seen in 2023 has us thinking it’s either a Shock to the System for Sam and the Hogs or this baby is going down and it’s going down quick and it may already be too late to save anything especially with what the now 2 – 6 Hogs has left to play in 2023 >

At Florida
Auburn
FIU
Mizzou

We are often asked by folks what we might do differently like what would we do right now if we Head Coach at Arkansas and clearly Pittman is right that the Hogs have “Lost Their Spirit” and Fun for the Game of Football and with that being the Truth from where we sit that means….

Sam has gotta do a Mental Reset of Arkansas Football in-season and the only way to do that is to…

Return Fun to Game of Football for the Players

…and what does Pittman have to lose except maybe the Hogs players not responding so if we HC of Hogs now >

We would just Cut It Damn Loose in Practice to focus on Fun and Playing Hard and Having A Helluva Time Hitting Folks and telling the Players…

You only get 1 Damn Chance to Play College Football and if you gonna lose games then Dammit we gonna lose Playing Like Hellfire and Having A Helluva Fun Time Along the Way!

Good Luck against Florida in 2 weeks Sam!

Sam Pittman CHS Forum

8. Billy Napier, Florida – (Billy Napier CHS Forum) – The team that will host Arkansas on November 4 is the Florida Gators who first have to play #1 Georgia in Jacksonville on Saturday and the Gators now at…

5 – 2

…on the season and with No Margin of Error left could really use a win in this spot and Jeff Sagarin of USA Today gives Georgia an…

81% Chance to Beat the Gators

…so there’s a Chance for the 14.5 Underdog Gators…There’s A Chance…a 19% Chance….which is better than No Damn Chance!

After Georgia and we assume the Gators are going to lose to the Dawgs to drop to 5 – 3 on the season Florida has left to play in 2023 >

Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

Damn….that looks like 6 – 6 to us…IF the Gators beat Arkansas at home on November 4 and maybe the Hogs will come into Gainesville Playing Like Hellfire (see above) and if somehow Florida lost that game…

What in the Hell is the point of any of this Billy Boy in Gainesville?

Billy Napier CHS Forum

9. Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – (Danny Gonzales CHS Forum) – The Lobos got a much needed win over Hawaii in Week 8 to raise their record to 3 – 4 on the season and Danny Gonzales’ drive to get New Mexico to 6 Wins in 2023 which means UNM has GOTTA win 3 of this remaining 5 games >

At Nevada
UNLV
At Boise State
At Fresno State
Utah State

We put the chances of New Mexico winning 3 of its last 5 games at Mighty Low….Very Damn Mighty Low!

Danny Gonzales CHS Forum

10. Dave Aranda, Baylor – (Dave Aranda CHS Forum) – In a game that Baylor had to have on the road at Cincinnati against the now Hapless Bearcats…the Bears got that much needed win and are now 3 – 4 and have an outside shot at getting to 6 wins in 2023 with these 5 games left to play >

Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

We would put the chances of Baylor going at least 3 – 2 in their last 5 games at….

33% or so!

…and Baylor and Aranda missing a bowl game trip in Year 4 would be…

Pitiful….Mighty Damn Pitiful!

Dave Aranda CHS Forum

11. Will Hall, Southern Miss – (Will Hall CHS Forum) – Will Hall started…

5 – 3

…in his first 8 games at Southern Miss but since beating Louisiana on October 27, 2022 the Golden Eagles under Hall in their last 12 games have posted a record of…

3 – 9

Oh…USM lost it’s last game to South Alabama by the score of…

55 – 3

It’s not entirely clear to us what has gone wrong at Southern Miss under Hall but the Kid better things figured out and quick because now at 1 – 6 and with the games below left to be played this could get Ugly…Very Ugly!

At Appalachian State
La. Monroe
At Louisiana
At Mississippi State
Troy

Damn…if Southern Miss won more than 1 of their 5 remaining games we be surprised the way they are playing now which will put the folks at Southern Miss in a Helluva Bad Spot come late November especially if they get blasted by Troy at home in the last game of the season!

Will Hall CHS Forum

12. Brent Pry, Virginia Tech – (Brent Pry CHS Forum) – With the Win over Wake Forest in Week 7 the Virginia Tech Hokies who are now at 3 – 4 on the season are at a crossroads under Head Coach Brent Pry and these last 5 games are Program Setting and Soul Directing Games for the Hokies to see just where this Football Program and Head Coach are going!

Syracuse
At Louisville
At Boston College
NC State
Virginia

No way that Hokies should finish with less than 6 Wins in 2023 in Brent Pry’s 2 nd season in Blacksburg so…

Get Off Your Ass Brent and Don’t Lose to Syracuse this week Son!

Brent Pry CHS Forum

Let’s Play Football!

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Post Week 7 Coaches Hot Seat Ranking – Ring of Fire These Hot Seat Coaches Johnny! – Thanks Mr. Cash!

Mark October 16, 2023 0 Comments

Where indeed does the time go because we got 7 weeks of the 2023 College Football Season in the books and it seems like it went by in minutes and yet Week 7 is done and Week 8 is a coming quick which means let’s bring out the Great Johnny Cash to do some Ring of Fire on these Hot Seat Coaches!

Light Em Up Johnny!

Thanks Mr. Cash!

Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

1. Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – A Totally Shocking Record to consider when you realize that Jimbo Fisher has been paid $50M+ $$$ Large at Texas A&M is his record in this last 20 games with the Aggies >

9 – 11

Yep….9 and Freaking 11!

That was Jimbo Fisher’s 67 th games as the Head Coach of the Aggies and it seems that the further we get into the Fisher Era at A&M the worse it gets and what about this…

13 Points?

13 Points is all you can score on Tennessee with Jimbo and Bobby Petrino at the controls of the Aggies Offense?

Just what in the Hell are these folks doing at Aggies practices because you could literally just leave a bag of footballs out on the practice field and let the team practice itself and do now worse…Hell the Aggies Players coaching themselves probably do better and that reality has gotta hurt when….

You ass is paying Jimbo’s ass $9M+ a year

Oh….Jimbo’s buyout at the end of the 2023 season is…wait for it…$77M Large!

This is Damn Idiocy on a scale not seen since Kansas hired Cheeseburger Charlie Weis and one really does have to wonder how much longer the Oil Boys gonna tolerate this Crapola but then come on now…

This is Texas A&M and your ass cannot spell Horseshit Mediocrity without using A&M in there somewhere!

Be Damn Proud you Damn Morons in Aggieland and keep this Train a Rolling on down the track and what choice do you have except to…

Tolerate Horseshit Mediocrity or Write Jimbo’s Ass a Big Check and from our personal experience…

The Aggies Oil Boys would take down the Whole State of Texas and America itself before they EVER admit their asses wrong about something so…

Let the Total Destruction of Aggies Football keep on a rolling right down the track!

2. Ken Wilson, Nevada – With the loss to UNLV on Saturday by the score of 45 – 27 which has a first year Head Coach in Barry Odom and appears to be totally revitalized under Odom when Nevada looks totally listless that leaves Wilson’s record in 2 years at UNR at >

2 – 16

Yes…maybe Nevada can run table and finish at 6 – 6 but with these games left…

At San Diego State
New Mexico
Hawaii
At Utah State
At Colorado State
Wyoming

….but reality is just 2 wins would probably be an accomplishment for this Wolf Pack team which says all you gotta know about Wilson at this moment!

2 – 10 would be a Damn Accomplishment!

3. Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – With a 52 – 24 home loss to San Jose State on Saturday to drop Danny Gonzales records with the Lobos in 4 years on the job to…

Overall: 9 – 28
MWC: 3 – 22

….you can send the Fat Lady out onto the stage unless Danny is holding something back because now at 2 – 4 with these games left…

Hawaii
At Nevada
UNLV
At Boise State
At Fresno State
Utah State

…how in the world could the Lobos get to 6 Wins in 2023 which Gonzales will probably need to return to coach New Mexico in 2024?

4. Tom Allen, Indiana – We gave Indiana ZERO chance to beat Michigan on Saturday and although the 52 – 7 drubbing was worse than we expected there was just No Damn Chance the Hoosiers were going to win that game at the Big House which says a lot about Indiana and Michigan football right now and with the loss IU is now…

2 – 4

…on the season with games left against >

Rutgers
At Penn State
Wisconsin
At Illinois
Michigan State
At Purdue

Indiana has a shot at winning 6 games in 2023 but they GOTTA beat Rutgers this coming Saturday at home to have any chance of that happening!

This is The Damn Game Tommy Boy and you just GOTTA beat Rutgers on Saturday so for Damn Sure let everything you got and then some out of the barn Son!

As John Madden always told his Oakland Raiders teams at halftime >

“Don’t worry about the horse being blind. Just load the wagon!”

5. Justin Wilcox, California – In 7 seasons at California Justin Wilcox has posted

Two .500+ Seasons

…and with the loss to Utah on Saturday his records now stand at >

Overall: 33 – 40
Pac-12: 18 – 35

Cal Football is a Damn Mess and Hell Cal Athletics is a Damn Mess as well having a TON of Debt and headed to the ACC Conference in 2023 where they gonna make a lot less $$$ than they would made in the Pac-12 and we haven’t a clue where the Football or Athletic Programs going but it would be nice for Wilcox and the Bears to win a few games down the stretch of 2023 season with games against >

USC
At Oregon
Washington State
At Stanford
At UCLA

Damn….Cal might not win another game and finish the 2023 season at….

3 – 9!

6. Dave Aranda, Baylor – Baylor had a bye in Week 7 and Dave Aranda and the Bears were probably happy for that after getting their asses whipped by Texas Tech at home in Week 6 and now at 2 – 4 on the season they have a road trip game at Cincinnati and Dave Aranda really needs to win this game or this…

Whole Damn Rodeo could go right into the Brazos River and we talking about the Deep End of the Brazos River!

Baylor has left in 2023…

At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

….and Hell Baylor might not win another game this season!

We know what’s gone wrong at Baylor but does Dave Aranda know?

We doubt it because if he did know he would fix it…we think!

7. Butch Jones, Arkansas State – After getting their asses whipped in Week 6 Butch Jones and Arkansas State had bye in Week 7 and now it’s back to Football for the 3 – 3 Red Wolves who really should get to at least 6 Wins in 2023 with this relatively easy schedule left to play >

Coastal Carolina
At La. Monroe
Louisiana
At South Alabama
Texas State
At Marshall

Check That…Butch and ASU Better Damn Win their next 2 games against Coastal Carolia and La. Monroe because those last 4 games are all gonna be tough places to get a Win!

Get Off Your Ass Butch!

8. Billy Napier, Florida – Billy Boy Napier and Florida went on the road and got a much-needed win against South Carolina and at the end of the game Beamer Boy was blaming everyone he could point to but his own ass for the Gamecocks loss and now Florida at…

5 – 2

…have games left against…

Georgia in Jacksonville
Arkansas
At LSU
At Mizzou
Florida State

One has gotta think Georgia beats Florida and that LSU, Mizzou, and Florida State are gonna be tough games to get a Win in for the Gators so if Florida is going bowling in 2023 they better Damn beat Arkansas at Florida Field on November 4 or this Gators Train will go right into the swamp and there ain’t no getting out of the swamp once your ass gets into it!

9. Mario Cristobal, Miami – Mario, Mario, Mario….if your ass had just taken a knee and beaten Georgia Tech that loss to North Carolina on Saturday not looked so bad but with that loss the Canes are now at….

4 – 2

…on the season with games left against…

Clemson
Virginia
At NC State
At Florida State
Louisville
At Boston College

Oh Momma….could Miami be playing Boston College in late November in what will probably be bad Boston weather to get their asses to 6 Wins and a bowl game?

Maybe So and that would be a Total Disaster for No Kneel Mario!

10. Dana Holgorsen, Houston – Talk about your ass being in the frying pan and about to cooked-up for dinner then an earthquake happens and your ass is flipped out of the frying pan and into a bowl of cool water that’s what happened with Dana Holgorsen’s ass on Thursday night as the Cougars pulled a victory out of you know where on a Hail Mary to beat West Virginia and saved Holgo’s ass…for now that is!

Houston is now 3 – 3 on the season but there’s no rest for the weary and Dana’s ass could go right back into the frying pan and quick because look at the Cougs upcoming schedule >

Texas
At Kansas State
At Baylor
Cincinnati
Oklahoma State
At UCF

How in Hell exactly is Houston gonna win 3 of their remaining 6 games to just get to bowl eligibility?

Hell if we know!

Get out the Old Bay and put it on Dana because his ass is about to go right back into the frying pan!

11. Jeff Hafley, Boston College – Boston College had a bye in Week 7 but the Eagles are back to Big Boy Football in Week 8 with a record of 3 – 3 and games in 2023 left against >

At Georgia Tech
UConn
At Syracuse
Virginia Tech
At Pitt
Miami

Can BC find 3 more wins to get bowl eligible in 2023?

Is there a chance that the Sun will rise in the West in the morning?

Not A Damn Chance in Hell of either happening!

12. Brent Pry, Virginia Tech – Hey now the Hokies have won 2 of their last 3 games and showed signs of life against Wake Forest so maybe Brent Pry’s ass has finally woken up and his ass has realized that Life Is Right Damn Now and his ass Better Start Winning Right Damn Now and 3 – 4 Virginia Tech has another very winnable home game against Syracuse on Saturday that the Hokies Better Damn Win because a loss in this spot with these games left after the Orange…

At Louisville
At Boston College
NC State
At Virginia

…there’s only 1 Sure Win left on the schedule and that’s at Virginia on November 25 and that’s an in-state rival game and really Damn anything could happen in Charlottesville so…

Memo to Brent Pry > Don’t lose to Syracuse Son!

Let’s Play Football!

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Post Week 6 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Ring of Fire These Hot Seat Coaches Johnny! – Thanks Mr. Cash and Say Hello to June Carter!

Mark October 11, 2023 0 Comments

Goodness Gracious where does the time go because we now got 6 Weeks of College Football on the books in 2023 and away we go to Week 7 and let’s bring out the Great Johnny Cash to get things rolling here for these Hot Seat Coaches!

Thank You Mr. Cash and say Hell to June Carter!

Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

1. Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo…Oh Jimbo…what in the Hell is wrong with your ass Son?

We have folks at Coaches Hot Seat known Jimbo since he was playing Quarterback from Terry Bowden at Samford University in a suburb south of Birmingham, Alabama and they and all of us have been tremendously disappointed at what Jimbo has done…or rather hasn’t done…with Aggies Football the last 6 seasons.

Jimbo’s Records at A&M now stand at…

Overall: 43 – 23
SEC: 25 – 19

…and having been paid now North of $50M and there’s at least another…

$100M+ invested in Aggies Football the last 6 seasons

…you gotta wonder just how long the Oil Boys gonna be satisfied with this Mediocre Horseshit but maybe we been reading these Oil Boys wrong and…

Mediocre Horseshit is Just Fine and Dandy for their asses!

Alrighty then but the Aggies are now 4 – 2 on the season and have left to play in 2023…

At Tennessee
South Carolina
At Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Abilene Christian
At LSU

We are gonna assume that the Aggies beat at home…

South Carolina, Mississippi State, and Abilene Christian

…which is 7 Wins but how many of these 3 SEC Games on the road the Aggies gonna win?

No idea…but we would recommend that Jimbo beat the Vols at Neyland on Saturday because you can only run a Con for so long before eventually even the Slow on the Uptake Oil Boys will says…

“Whoa Nellie! This ain’t right now…you hear?”

2. Ken Wilson, Nevada – Nevada had a bye in Week 6 but Ken Wilson’s 15 game losing streak at UNR rolls on and the Wolf Pack have a Huge Game in Reno on Saturday hosting Big Rival UNLV which has a 1 st year Head Coach in Barry Odom and we recommend that…

Kenny Boy not lose this game or it probably be…

3. Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – The New Mexico Lobos had a bye in Week 6 and are now at 2 – 3 on the season with these games left to be played…

San Jose State
Hawaii
At Nevada
UNLV
At Boise State
At Fresno State
Utah State

Danny Boy really needs to get to 6 Wins and a Bowl Game in his 4 th year on the job so we would recommend you win these next 2 games at home against San Jose State and Hawaii and then you got Hapless Nevada on the road which should be 5 Wins easy Son!

Get Off Your Ass Danny!

4. Billy Napier, Florida – The Florida Gators beat Vanderbilt at home in Week 6 which his like saying the Coaches Hot Seat Flag Football Team beat the Sisters of the Blind, Deaf, and Mute Football Team and now it’s back to Big Boy Football for Florida in Week 7 with a trip to South Carolina and a loss in this spot to drop the Gators to 4 – 3 on the season with Georgia up next….

Got Total Damn Disaster?

Yep…that’s what your ass would have!

Get Off Your Ass Billy!

5. Tom Allen, Indiana – Week 6 must have been Bye Week for Hot Seat Coaches Week because this is the 3 rd Hot Seat Coach + Team that had Week 6 off and the Hoosiers now at 2 – 3 on the season have to go to Ann Arbor to play Michigan which the way Blue playing is probably gonna be a loss so that’s 2 – 4 and then IU has left after that >

Rutgers
At Penn State
Wisconsin
At Illinois
Michigan State
At Purdue

The last 3 seasons Tom Allen’s record at Indiana now stands at…

8 – 21

…and that ain’t good…even at Indiana…and the Hoosiers really need to get to 6 Wins in 2023 to give Tom a chance to return to IU in 2024 which probably means beating 4 of these 5 remaining opponents >

Rutgers
Wisconsin
Illinois
Michigan State
Purdue

That’s Doable…Very Doable!

Get Off Your Ass Tom!

6. Dana Holgorsen, Houston – Yet another Hot Seat Coach in Dana Holgorsen had a bye in Week 6 which is now 4 Hot Seat Coaches and the Cougars get back to football this week with a Thursday night home game against West Virginia which is a game that 2 – 3 Houston and Dana Holgorsen…

Just Cannot Lose!

Dana Holgorsen is being paid a big piss-pot full of money at Houston and his records at UH now stand at…

Overall: 29 – 23
Conference: 18 – 14

…and that ain’t so Damn good when your ass is being paid…

A Big Piss-Pot Full of Money

….and Hell if Houston loses to West Virginia tomorrow night they might not even make it to a bowl game with this schedule still remaining to be played >

Texas
At Kansas State
At Baylor
Cincinnati
Oklahoma State
At UCF

Geez….this could get Ugly…Very Ugly in Houston if the Cougs lose to surging West Virginia tomorrow night!

Get Off Your Ass Dana!

7. Brent Pry, Virginia Tech – Brent Pry in 2 seasons at Virginia Tech is sitting on records of…

Overall: 5 – 12
ACC: 2 – 7

…and those 5 Wins have been over >

Boston College
Wofford
Liberty
Old Dominion
Pitt

Got Pitiful?

Yep…that’s Pitiful and now the Hokies at 2 – 4 on the season are a Crossroads of Sorts for the Brent Pry era with 2 back-to-back home games against…

Wake Forest
Syracuse

….and these are 2 games that EVERY Virginia Tech Head Coach in his 2 nd year on the job should win and let’s see what Brent can do but if the Hokies somehow lost these 2 games….

8. Dave Aranda, Baylor – The Best Thing about the meltdown of Dave Aranda at Baylor is that it’s a Helluva Lesson for Football Coaches on what NOT TO DO which is what Dave Aranda has done in Waco >

Become so Damn Arrogant believing that your ass invented the Game of Football that you sit around on your Lazy Ass and do Damn Nothing while other teams are coming up with all kinds of ways to whip your ass and now you know why Aranda’s ass is on the Hot Seat and will remain there until he is run out of Waco…unless the Boy changes his ways and quick!

In his last 10 Games Dave Aranda’s record at Baylor is now…

2 – 8

…and one of those wins was over a UCF team that totally melted down at home and it coulda been 1 – 9 easy!

Baylor now at 2 – 4 on the season has a bye in Week 7 but the Bears have left on their 2023 schedule >

At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

The Baylor Offense is no doubt Pretty Average right now but everyone told us that Dave Aranda was a Defensive Whiz and while inventing the Game of Football he always invented Defensive Football as well and right now the Baylor Defense in Scoring or Giving Up Points is…

#100!

Memo to Dave Aranda > Find a Mirror Son and admit to yourself that your ass didn’t invent the Game of Football in America then get your ass to work because right now your ass is on a path to be run out of Waco and out of coaching totally!

9. Butch Jones, Arkansas – After ringing up 3 wins over Total Cupcakes the Arkansas State Red Wolves got back to Big Boy Football in Week 6 and promptly….

Got Their Asses Handed To Them!

…by Troy by the score of…

37 – 3!

Now at 3 – 3 on the season and Butch really needing 6 Wins to hang onto his job at Arkansas State the Red Wolves have left to play in 2023…

Coastal Carolina
At La. Monroe
Louisiana
At South Alabama
Texas State
At Marshall

If Butch Jones can’t win 3 of these last 6 games then his ass should be fired!

Get Off Your Ass Butch!

10. Justin Wilcox, California – Cal put up a decent fight before losing at home to a really solid Oregon State team and that dropped the Bears record in 2023 to 3 – 3 in a year when Justin Wilcox really needs to get to 6 Wins and get to a bowl game to get some kind of momentum going as Cal heads to the ACC in 2024 and the Bears have left to play this season >

At Utah
USC
At Oregon
Washington State
At Stanford
At UCLA

Geez…getting 3 more wins ain’t gonna be easy….not easy at all!

Get Off Your Ass Justin!

11. Jeff Hafley, Boston College – After back-to-back 3 point wins over Virginia and Army things have quieted down a bit at Boston College but the now 3 – 3 Eagles are back to Big Boy Football with a trip to play at Georgia Tech on Saturday before finishing the season with these games >

UConn
At Syracuse
Virginia Tech
At Pitt
Miami

Geez…Hafley is 6 – 12 in the last 2 seasons at Boston College and it’s highly doubtful he will be able to get 3 more wins to get BC bowl eligible in 2023 which has gotta be a Helluva problem on Chestnut Hill where you should be able to take the Eagles to bowl game at MINIMUM every Damn year!

12. Mario Cristobal, Miami – Ole Miami had beaten 4 Pretty Bad or Average Teams…

Miami (Ohio)
Texas A&M
Bethune-Cookman
Temple

…before they gave that game away to Georgia Tech on Saturday and now the Canes have back-to-back…

At North Carolina
Clemson

If Miami loses these 2 games to drop to 4 – 3 on the season then what in the Hell is the point of Mario Cristobal being the Head Coach at Miami?

There Is None!

After the Tar Heels and Tigers what is left is…

Virginia
At NC State
At Florida State
Louisville
At Boston College

Hell…if Miami is 4 – 3 after Week 8 then they might struggle to get to 6 Wins in 2023!

Get Off Your Ass Mario!

Let’s Play Football!

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Post Week 5 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Come On Out Johnny and Bring Ring of Fire With You! – Thanks Mr. Cash!

Mark October 5, 2023 0 Comments

Week 5 of College Football is in the books and Week 6 is already underway and we here at Coaches Hot Seat need to get off our Lazy Asses and get the Post Week 5 Coaches Hot Seat Ranking Analysis out and here it is so let’s bring out the Great Johnny Cash!

Thank You Johnny!

Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

1. Ken Wilson, Nevada – Ken Wilson won his first 2 games at Nevada and he’s now lost 15 Straight Games and if that won’t put your ass in the #1 Hot Seat then nothing will and the #1 Hot Seat is where Wilson now finds his ass!

Now at 0 – 5 on the season Nevada-Reno things don’t get any easier and we are starting to wonder if UNR will win a game in 2023!

UNLV
At San Diego State
New Mexico
Hawaii
At Utah State
At Colorado State
Wyoming

Well….UNR has a shot at beating New Mexico and Hawaii at home and it would be really great if they beat UNLV at home on October 14 but really now this looks like…

3 Wins Top for UNR in 2023 and that…ain’t very good in Year 2 on the job!

2. Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – The Lobos Offense is a Helluva Lot Better in 2023 than it has been in recent years which gives New Mexico a chance to win some games but this Offensive Revival may have come too late for Danny Gonzales and the time is now to….

Attack, Attack, and Attack some more Danny!

Now at 2 – 3 on the season Gonzales and New Mexico really need 6 Wins in 2023 and they got left on the schedule…

San Jose State
Hawaii
At Nevada
UNLV
At Boise State
At Fresno State
Utah State

Hell…if Gonzales can’t win 4 of these 7 games his ass should be fired after 4 years on the job!

3. Billy Napier, Florida – Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy…what in the Hell exactly was that against Kentucky Son?

Can we get a Welfare Check on Billy Napier because after watching Billy Boy during and after the Kentucky game we are wondering if Billy Boy is still alive and amongst us the living! Billy looks barely awake and his ass is the…

The Head Coach of the Florida Gators! Wake the Hell Up Billy Boy!

Billy Napier is now 9 – 9 in 18 games in 2 years at Florida and with the loss to UK 3 – 2 on the season with these games left…

Vanderbilt
At South Carolina
Georgia – Jacksonville
Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

Well…if Billy Boy loses to Vandy on Saturday he will surely be fired on the field right after the game so that’s a Win we are assuming but how many Wins can the Gators really get in 2023?

5….maybe 6?

This is Freaking Florida Gators Football and in Year 2 we are talking…

5…maybe 6 Wins?

Hell…we the sure the Hell not going to tolerate that Crapola nor would Any Real Gator!

4. Tom Allen, Indiana – Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy….Tommy…what in the Hell was that 44 – 17 loss to Maryland Son?

The Hoosiers after that Debacle against the Terps are now 2 – 3 on the season and things are not getting any easier for Indiana now!

At Michigan
Rutgers
At Penn State
Wisconsin
At Illinois
Michigan State
At Purdue

Damn….how in Hell is Indiana going to get to 6 Wins in 2023 when Tommy really needs 6 Wins to keep this train rolling in Bloomington?

Ain’t gonna be easy at all!

5. Dana Holgorsen, Houston – Now in his 5 th season at Houston Dana Holgorsen is sitting on records of…

Overall: 29 – 23
Conference: 18 – 14

….but most of that was before Houston got into the Big 12 Conference where there aren’t lots of Cupcakes you have more talent than like Dana faced in the AAC so this is about to get Interesting…Really Interesting in Houston!

Houston is now 2 – 3 on the season with these games left to be played…

West Virginia
Texas
At Kansas State
At Baylor
Cincinnati
Oklahoma State
At UCF

Boy…these next 2 games are just Freaking Everything for Holgorsen and West Virginia and the Cougs lose these 2 games then this season will have been lost and for Damn Sure Houston better not lose this game to West Virginia on Thursday – October 12 with Texas coming to town aright after WVU!

No…don’t lose this one to the Mountaineers Dana!

6. Jeff Hafley, Boston College – Jeff Hafley and Boston College really needed a Win and luckily Hapless Virginia showed up in Week 5 to get the Eagles that Win but now it’s back to Real Football for BC and here is what the 2 – 3 Eagles have left in 2023 >

At Army
At Georgia Tech
UConn
At Syracuse
Virginia Tech
At Pitt
Miami

That looks like 3 to 4 Wins for Jeff Hafley in Year 4 on the job at Boston College and that ain’t good…that ain’t good at all!

7. Brent Pry, Virginia Tech – It was nice to see the Hokies actually…

Play Football

…against Pitt on Saturday which they haven’t done much under Brent Pry the last 2 seasons and now we interested to see if Pry can keep this going…..

The Playing of the Game of Football that is!

The 2 – 3 Hokies still have to play in 2023…

At Florida State
Wake Forest
Syracuse
At Louisville
At Boston College
NC State
At Virginia

We guess Virginia Tech can find 4 more Wins in these last 7 Games but really now when you are talking about maybe getting to 6 Wins when you talking about Hokies Football you have already Lost the Plot Totally!

8. Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – OK…this Alabama Game in College Station on Saturday is the chance for Jimbo Fisher to finally show his ass actually knows what he is doing with the Aggies and in the last 17 seasons Bama hasn’t been this vulnerable under Saban since Year 1 and we will be interested to see if…

The Aggies will show up and Play Football or continue the Mediocre Crapola that has dominated Jimbo’s time in Aggieland!

If the Aggies did lose this game to Bama to drop to 4 – 2 on the season with these games left…

At Tennessee
South Carolina
At Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Abilene Christian
At LSU

….that could be 3, 4, or maybe 5 losses for A&M in 2023 and we been told if Jimbo loses more than 3 games his ass is done in Aggieland!

Beat Bama Jimbo….Just Beat Bama Son!

9. Dave Aranda, Baylor – Dave Aranda and the Baylor Bears benefited from one of the Biggest Meltdowns in College Football History by Gus Malzahn and UCF on Saturday which was a Total Gift to Dave that he better Damn take advantage of now because even with the Win and now at 2 – 3 on the season what the Bears got left ain’t exactly easy >

Texas Tech
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

We can see 2 more probable Wins for Baylor against Iowa State and Houston at home….but that only adds up to 4 Wins so Dave…

You better Damn beat Texas Tech at home on Saturday Son!

10. Butch Jones, Arkansas State – Butch Jones and Arkansas State needed some Cupcakes to get a few Wins and Cupcakes they got in Spades the last 3 weeks against…

Stony Brook
Southern Miss
UMass

…but now it’s back to Big Boy Football for Butch and the Red Wolves with a game At Troy this week!

Arkansas State is 3 – 2 on the season and has left on the schedule…

At Troy
Coastal Carolina
At La. Monroe
Louisiana
At South Alabama
Texas State
At Marshall

Maybe Arkansas State can get to 6 Wins this season which Butch Jones SHOULD GET in Year 3 on the job but it’s just a Maybe!

11. Justin Wilcox, California – Justin Wilcox has posted 3 Straight Losing Seasons at California and the 2023 season isn’t off to the greatest of starts with the Bears now at 3 – 2 on the year with some Tough games coming up and fast they are a coming!

Oregon State
At Utah
USC
At Oregon
Washington State
At Stanford
At UCLA

Can Cal Win at least 3 of their last 7 games.

More than likely….NOT!

12. Trent Difler, UAB – We been around Trent Dilfer plenty in San Francisco Bay Area from Palo Alto to Tiburon and Trent knows Sam’s Anchor Bar in Tiburon for sure just as we do well since many us grew up in Marin County and went to school and worked in San Francisco Bay area for decades but it’s not Trent’s…

1 – 4

…record in Year 1 at UAB that has landed his ass on the Hot Seat but rather Trent’s…

Freaking Outrageous Behavior on the sideline in the loss on Saturday to Tulane

Come on Trent…You Are the Freaking Head Coach at UAB so get yourself together Son!

Let’s Play Football

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Post Week 3 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny! – Thanks Mr. Cash – Let’s Play Football!

Mark September 20, 2023 0 Comments

Week 3 of the 2023 CFB Season was great fun and on to Week 4 we go and we are loving every minute of it!

Please come on out Johnny and give these Hot Seat Coaches Hell!

Thanks Johnny!

Coaches Hot Seat Ranking

1. Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – The Most Interesting Record for Jimbo Fisher at Texas A&M is his record in SEC Conference play >

23 – 18

Really?

When you are being paid $10M a year you would think your ass have a lot better record in Conference play than than and in Jimbo’s 5 completed seasons he only posted .500+ Conference records in…

2 of 5 of those seasons!

What in the Hell?

SEC Conference play starts for the Aggies this Saturday with Auburn at home and it’s way past Damn time for Jimbo to get off his ass and start winning some SEC Conference Games and we fully expect the Aggies to handle a rebuilding Auburn team in this spot to start 1 – 0 in SEC play with Arkansas in Dallas next week.

Don’t Lose this one Jimbo…Just Don’t Do It Son!

2. Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – In your 34 th game as the Head Coach at New Mexico you CANNOT lose to a Very Average New Mexico State team at home and yet that’s what Danny Gonzales and his Lobos did last week and that leaves Danny’s Records at UNM now at…

Overall: 8 – 26
MWC: 3 – 20

That’s Freaking Pitiful…and Outrageous and Danny needs to get off his Damn ass and starting this week at UMass!

3. Butch Jones, Arkansas State – In Week 3 Arkansas State played and whipped…

Stony Brook

…which would be like the Coaches Hot Seat Flag Football Team playing and whipping the Sisters of the Blind Football Team and now it’s back to football for Butch Jones + ASU with Southern Miss at home and this is a game that…

Butch Jones really needs to Win!

Get off your ass Butch!

4. Jeff Hafley, Boston College – BC played a very good football game against Florida State but Jeff…

Where in Hell has that been the last couple of seasons Son?

Hafley’s records at BC now stand at…

Overall: 16 – 22
ACC: 9 – 18

…and it’s time for the Eagles to Consistently Be Playing Solid Football starting with the game at Louisville this coming Saturday!

Cut the Damn Excuses and Play Some Damn Football Jeff!

5. Brent Pry, Virginia Tech – Brent Pry is making $4M a season coaching at Virginia Tech and that’s about…

$4M Too Damn Much

…because this is just Total Crapola Football and Pry is Damn Lucky that Coaches Hot Seat not the AD at Va. Tech because we woulda already grabbed his ass by the scruff of the neck and tossed his ass off the campus because after the loss to Rutgers on Saturday Pry’s records now at…

Overall: 4 – 10
ACC: 1 – 6

What in the Hokie Hell?

Sorry….we are Real Americans and we are not going to tolerate Virginia Tech Football being Total Crapola and it’s time Brent for you to get off you and your Hokies football team off their asses Son and here’s a thought…

Play Some Damn Football at Marshall on Saturday!

Our guess…

The Hokies will not show up and just Flat-Out Quit against Marshall and if they do…

Forget at the airport….Brent Pry’s ass should be fired on the field right after the game!

6. Ken Wilson, Nevada – Things are getting desperate in Reno with the Ken Wilson reign as Head Coach at Nevada and it’s a Damn Good Thing that things are getting desperate because it was great to see UNR play hard against Kansas even if they did come up short and now Ken Wilson has to keep that hard play rolling or his ass is going to be run right out of Reno and quick!

In 2 seasons at Nevada Ken Wilson is now sitting on records of…

Overall: 2 – 13
MWC: 0 – 8

….and that’s….Damn Pitiful!

We are not going to tolerate Nevada Football being this Damn Pitiful and it’s time to Win Some Football Games Ken starting with this Saturday’s game at Texas State and our guess…

Texas State will run the Wolf Pack right out of San Marcos, Texas!

7. Dave Aranda, Baylor – Baylor played and whipped Long Island University this past Saturday which be like the Coaches Hot Seat Flag Football Team whipping the Hell out of some Candy Ass Chess Club Football Team and now back to football for the Bears in Week 4 with a game at home against…

The Rolling Texas Longhorns

…and with Dave Aranda sitting on a record of…

4 – 8

…in Baylor’s last 12 games…

Memo to Dave Aranda > Don’t Lose this game to the Longhorns Son…Just Don’t Do It!

If Baylor does lose to Texas on Saturday to drop to 1 – 3 on the season with these games left to be played…

At UCF
Texas Tech
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

…how in the world do the Bears get to 6 wins in 2023 and if the Bears don’t win 6 games in Dave Aranda’s 4 th season at Baylor he has to be fired…Right?

Damn Right because that’s Damn Pitiful!

8. Neal Brown, West Virginia – West Virginia and Neal Brown got the much needed win over Pitt in the Backyard Brawl and now Brown has to keep things rolling because Neal probably needs AT LEAST 7 Wins in 2023 to hang onto his job at WVU and now at 2 – 1 the Mountaineers got left to play this season…

Texas Tech
At TCU
At Houston
Oklahoma State
At UCF
BYU
At Oklahoma
Cincinnati
At Baylor

OK…you beat Pitt and now you GOTTA beat Texas Tech Neal Brown!

Don’t lose this one Son….Don’t Do It!

9. Tom Allen, Indiana – The Hoosiers played pretty well against Louisville at home but that was a game that Indiana needed to win with the tough Big Ten schedule still to play and in Week 4 the Hoosiers have a home game against Akron that they GOTTA WIN so time to focus on Akron with the 2 games after…

At Maryland
At Michigan

….looming that IU has gotta be 2 – 2 at going into!

Get Em Tom!

10. Billy Napier, Florida – In Week 3 Billy Napier and the Gators got their MUST WIN over what looks like a Reeling Tennessee Vols team and now the Gators MUST keep this rolling with games left against…

Charotte
At Kentucky
Vanderbilt
At South Carolina
Georgia
Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

Billy Boy needs to have No More Than 2 Losses when they show up in Jacksonville to play Georgia so the Gators have to go at least 3 – 1 in their next 4 games and they go 2 – 2 and then lose to the Dawgs and are sitting on….

4 – 4

…Billy Boy’s time in Gainesville will be under a serious threat to end with…

Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

….still on the schedule!

Time to get off your ass Billy Boy!

11. Brent Venables, Oklahoma – Brent Venables has gotten the 3 – 0 start he HAD TO HAVE at Oklahoma this season and now things get interesting for the Sooners with games left against…

At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Texas in Dallas
At UCF
At Kansas
At Oklahoma State
West Virginia
At BYU
TCU

There’s just NO DAMN REASON for Oklahoma to Win Less Than 10 Games in 2023 with that schedule and that means that OU has GOTTA win these next 2 games against…

Very Average Cincinnati and Iowa State!

…before the Red River Shootout against the Horns in Dallas!

12. Mike Bloomgren, Rice – Rice got the 2 – 1 start they had to have in Mike Bloomgren’s 6 th season as Head Coach of the Owls and now Rice has to keep things rolling with a Critical Game…

At South Florida

….in Week 4 that is a MUST WIN with Games left against…

East Carolina
UConn
At Tulsa
Tulane
SMU
At UTSA
At Charlotte
Florida Atlantic

Yep…you GOTTA beat South Florida this Saturday Mike!

Let’s Play Football!

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Post Week 1 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny Cash – Let’s Play Football!

Mark September 7, 2023 0 Comments

Week 1 is now in the books and with an Epic Week 2 of College Football os looming so let’s take a look at the Coaches feeling the heat as we really get this 2023 CFB Season underway.

Please come on out and give these Coaches Hell Johnny Cash!

Thanks Johnny!

1. Danny Gonzales, New Mexico – With the opening season loss to Texas A&M Danny Gonzales is now sitting on records of…

Overa ll: 7 – 25
MWC: 3 – 20

…which ain’t gonna get things done in Albuquerque and the next 3 games against…

Tennessee Tech
New Mexico State
At UMass

…is an opportunity for the Lobos to get some wins on the board.

Recommend you win these next 3 games Son before the trip to Wyoming on September 30!

2. Butch Jones, Arkansas State – With the opening season destruction of Arkansas State by Oklahoma Butch Jones is now sitting on records of…

Overall: 5 – 20
Sun Belt: 2 – 14

…and those are the kind of records will get you fired from Every Football Job in America and either Butch Jones will start winning some football games or he will be back in Tuscaloosa cleaning out closets for Nick!

Arkansas State’s next 3 games…

Memphis
Stony Brook
Southern Miss

You need to win ALL 3 of these games at home Son!

3. Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M – We got a Humdinger of a Hot Seat vs. Hot Seat match-up in Week 2 with Jimbo Fisher vs Mario Cristobal and the Loser moving on up and the Winner loving life because the heat will be turned down…a bit…and really now this is a game that Jimbo Fisher in his 6 th season in Aggieland against a Very Average Miami team has…

Got To Damn Win!

Jimbo Fisher is now sitting on records with Aggies of…

Overall: 40 – 21
SEC: 23 – 18

…which is borderline what Drunk Bozo the Clown could do with all the resources given to a Coach in College Station and if the Aggies did lose this game to Miami look at what the Aggies have left in 2023 >

La. Monroe
Auburn
Arkansas in Dallas
At Alabama
Tennessee
South Carolina
At Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Abilene Christian
At LSU

This is Texas A&M so in his 6 th season Jimbo Fisher should have the Aggies rolling with 10+ Wins so there better Damn be 10 Wins on the board after the LSU game in late November but come on now…

Aggies have proved in recent years they will accept Total Mediocrity and Yell Out…

Howdy and Be Happy!

Texas A&M Football = We Are Damn Mediocre and will pay a Coach $10M A Year and Be Happy!

Got Worthless Candy Asses haven’t a Damn Clue what America is all about?

Yep…that’s the Aggies now!

4. Jeff Hafley, Boston College – In his 4 th season at Boston College Jeff Hafley is sitting on records of…

Overall: 15 – 21
ACC: 9 – 17

…and after an opening season home loss to Northern Illinois 6 Wins is Mandatory to hang onto this BC job with these games left on the schedule >

Holy Cross
Florida State
At Louisville
Virginia
At Army
At Georgia Tech
UConn
At Syracuse
Virgina Tech
At Pitt
Miami

How in the Hell does BC win 6 games against those teams when they cannot beat Northern Illinois at home in Week 1?

No Clue!

5. Neal Brown, West Virginia – With an opening season loss to Penn State things are getting darker in West Virginia for Neal Brown now sitting on records of…

Overall: 22 – 26
Big 12: 14 – 21

….and that ain’t gonna get it done at WVU and the Mountaineers have a Helluva Tough Schedule left to play in 2023 >

Duquesne
Pitt
Texas Tech
At TCU
At Houston
Oklahoma State
At UCF
BYU
At Oklahoma
Cincinnati
At Baylor

West Virginia will have a tough time getting to 6 Wins with that schedule and even just 6 Wins would probably be Turn Out the Lights on the Brown era in Morgantown.

6. Mario Cristobal, Miami – Mario Cristobal is being paid $10M+ a year to Win Football Games at Miami and there are…

No Damn Excuses for Mario

…making that kind of $$$ who in Year 2 is now sitting on records of…

Overall: 6 – 7
ACC: 3 – 5

…with a schedule in 2023 that the Canes should win 10 Games Minimum…

Miami (OH)
Texas A&M
Bethune-Cookman
At Temple
Georgia Tech
At North Carolina
Clemson
Virginia
At NC State
At FSU
Louisville
At Boston College

If Miami is going to Win 10 Games in 2023 then they gotta beat Texas A&M at home so don’t lose this game at home to the Aggies Mario!

7. Brent Venables, Oklahoma – Oklahoma is Oklahoma and Lincoln Riley didn’t have a problem winning immediately at OU and Brent Venables took over a Rolling Sooners Football Program and is now sitting on records of…

Overall: 7 – 7
Big 12: 3 – 6

…and with the SEC looming in 2024 Brent Venables better get this whole thing figured out this season because it will only get tougher in the next and now at 1 – 0 after a Cupcake Game in Week 1 the Sooners have left to play >

SMU
At Tulsa
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Texas – Dallas
UCF
At Kansas
At Oklahoma State
West Virginia
At BYU
TCU

If Venables cannot Win 10 Games with that schedule his ass WILL HAVE NO DAMN CHANCE when the Sooners get the SEC!

8. Billy Napier, Florida – A couple of us at Coaches Hot Seat were at Steve Spurrier’s 1 st game at Florida in 1990 and HBC didn’t exactly take over a great situation in Gainesville but he got the Gators rolling early and that’s what Billy Napier is gonna have to do too or this…

Billy Boy building a monument to his ideas and ego in Gainesville

…gonna be over before it ever gets out of the gate!

There is NO TIME to hire up a Zillion People and build something that might be good 5 years from now because what Deion Sanders has proved…

Your Ass Can Win Year 1

…and right now sitting on records of…

Overall: 6 – 8
SEC: 3 – 5

….this is quickly turning into a Raging Dumpster Fire in Gainesville that better be put out and quick or the entire Florida Athletics Building that was involved in hiring Billy Boy gonna find themselves out of a job!

After the opening season loss to Utah which was Totally Expected by us the Gators have left in 2023…

McNeese
Tennessee
Charlotte
At Kentucky
Vanderbilt
At South Carolina
Georgia in Jacksonville
Arkansas
At LSU
At Missouri
Florida State

Damn…can the Gators even get 6 Wins in 2023?

You think that Vols game in Gainesville on September 16 is big to the future of Billy Napier at Florida?

BEYOND BIG!

9. Mel Tucker, Michigan State – Mel Tucker is making $9M+ a season coaching Michigan State so his ass…

Better Damn Be Performing at a High Level

…and records of….

Overall: 19 – 14
Big Ten: 12 – 13

…are Sub Bozo the Clown in the same position numbers and that’s why Mel better perform in 2023 or the Michigan State folks gonna have to choose between….

Writing A Big Check to end this Damn Mediocrity or Letting the Damn Mediocrity continue!

Now at 1 – 0 the Spartans have left in 2023…

Richmond
Washington
Maryland
At Iowa
At Rutgers
Michigan
At Minnesota
Nebraska
At Ohio State
At Indiana
Penn State

…is 7 Wins even on the table in 2023?

It should be 8 Wins EASY so let’s see what the $9M+ Coach can do because…

Your Ass Is Getting Paid Big Time So Damn Perform at a Level above Bozo the Clown Son!

10. Dave Aranda, Baylor – The Stanford folks at Coaches Hot Seat have seen the movie now unfolding in Waco, Texas before with David Shaw at Stanford >

A Nice Guy who won some football games who refused to see the world as it is and thus…

Totally Destroyed A Football Program at Stanford!

Dave Aranda is following the same path as David Shaw sitting on his Lazy Ass expecting what he did in the past to work in the future and it was No Surprise to see Aranda bewildered after Baylor’s opening season loss to Texas State at home because you see now…

Dave Aranda Lives in a Total Fantasyworld!

The Real Question for the folks at Baylor is are they going to let Dave Aranda be a Total Lazy Ass and…

Totally Destroy Baylor Football

…like David Shaw did at Stanford or is someone going to call Dave into their office and say…

Get Off Your Lazy Ass Dave and Get To Work Son and if you don’t we are going to run your ass right out of Waco before you Destroy this Football Program!

Since winning the Big 12 in 2021 Dave Aranda’s record is…

6 – 8

…but it’s even worse than that because in his last 10 games Aranda’s record is…

3 – 7

…and here’s what the Bears have coming right at them in 2023 >

Utah
Long Island University
Texas
At UCF
Texas Tech
At Cincinnati
Iowa State
Houston
At Kansas State
At TCU
West Virginia

If things continue along as they now going with Baylor Football they will NOT win 6 Games this season so…

Memo to Dave Aranda: Get off your Damn Lazy Ass Son and Don’t Destroy Baylor Football and if you do you will deserve to be run right out of Waco and NEVER be a Head Coach again!

11. Mike Bloomgren, Rice – In 6 Seasons at Rice Mike Bloomgren’s records stand at…

Overall: 16 – 40
Conference: 12 – 25

After an opening game loss to Texas the Houston Cougs are up next so that’s 0 – 2 and that’s enough said on the situation at Rice!

12. Tom Allen, Indiana – The Hoosiers looked pretty decent in their opening season loss to Ohio State and 0 – 1 Indiana has left in 2023 >

Indiana State
Louisville in Indianapolis
Akron
At Maryland
At Michigan
Rutgers
At Penn State
Wisconsin
At Illinois
Michigan State
At Purdue

6 Wins is Very Doable for Indiana in 2023 and it’s Really Doable if the Hoosiers can win their next 3 games including a Big Game against Louisville in Indianapolis!

Let’s Play Football!

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#11 Hot Seat – Tom Allen – Indiana

Mark August 21, 2023 21 Comments

Where are you Johnny Cash? Oh…there you are and the stage is yours Mr. Cash!

Thanks Johnny!

#11 Hot Seat – Tom Allen – Indiana

Like most folks we pull for Tom Allen to be a big success at Indiana but the last couple of years have been a struggle as the Hoosiers stumbled to…

2 – 10 and 4 – 8 records in 2021 + 2022

…and that’s why Allen now finds himself on the #11 Hot Seat entering the 2023 season.

Our Expectations for Indiana are for 5 to 7 Wins a Season and if you can post between 5 and 7 Wins a year in Bloomington in the Tough Big Ten and get the Hoosiers to a bowl game every 3 rd year at least then you doing a Helluva Lot and Tom Allen did a Helluva Lot in his first 4 seasons on the job at Indiana and now he needs to get the Hoosiers back on that track.

Tom Allen’s Win/Loss Records at Indiana >

Overall: 30 – 40

Big Ten: 17 – 35

The above Not Too Bad but last 2 seasons of…

6 – 18

…ain’t good enough…even at Indiana and with that let’s go to the Hoosiers 2023 Football Schedule >

Ohio State
Indiana State
Louisville
Akron
At Maryland
At Michigan
Rutgers
At Penn State
Wisconsin
At Illinois
Michigan State
At Purdue

A 3 – 0 record in out-of-conference play would be HUGE for the Hoosiers and give em a decent shot at getting to 6 Wins with home games in Big Ten against…

Rutgers
Wisconsin
Michigan State

…and Winnable Road Games against…

At Maryland
At Illinois
At Purdue

2023 looks like a season when Indiana will get back into Postseason Play and Tom Allen off the Hot Seat, but Talking is 1 Thing and Doing is Another Thing so Great Luck to you Tom and Indiana Football!

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#1 – Sam Pittman – Arkansas

#3 – Billy Napier – Florida

#3 – Dave Aranda – Baylor

#5 – Chip Kelly – UCLA

#6 – Matt Rhule – Nebraska

#7 – Jeff Hafley – Boston College

#8 – Will Hall – Southern Miss

#9 – Clark Lea – Vanderbilt

#10 – S. Satterfield – Cincinnati

#11 – Joe Moorhead – Akron

#12 – Sonny Crumbie – La Tech

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#11 Hot Seat – Tom Allen – Indiana